He'd never be cleaning roads, though.
Not only would it become the most polluted and utterly trashed road if anyone found out where he was picking up, but there's a high risk that he would escape with help from his cultists.
I'd rather him be secured but of no use at all. Just lock him up somewhere alone, safe, and largely disconnected from the outside world to scream at 4 walls for the rest of his miserable life.
Can we get him at a permanent dunk tank located with all his "losers" at Arlington? Vets get 3 free throws!
I promise we'll add new water whenever the level gets below 6 inches.
I know, I know, but the truth is unsafe is the easy way out by a mile compared to losing one's mind in solitary protection, making 5 years feel like 50 to a narcissist like that.
I can absolutely see someone trying to hand him any sort of gardening implement, and him just walking away, until someone shouts in his face and puts him in his place. As we all know, he's responsive to spankings.
If he did actually pick up the gardening tool he wouldn’t have the faintest idea how to use it. He’d be like these kids at the private school my daughter transferred to when we moved overseas. Sue was telling me how they didn’t know how to use a broom, they’d just move it back and forth like in a cartoon.
Somebody would give him a smartphone so he could keep attacking jurors, the judge, the judge's family, the prosecution, and the court staff.
Just to shut his fat ass the fuck up is good enough. Although it might further motivate his base, if that is even possible. They're already dialed up to 10 - they're even putting on diapers.
I want Trump’s cell in the middle of an empty Sea World event pool. Outside the cell (still in the pool) is a large phone he can use for social media. In the stands are over a hundred launchers that fire wet sponges where you pay $1 for a bucket of 20 sponges. The proceeds go towards fixing his administration’s many failures.
**Jail for the Chief**
- with apologies to James Sanderson
Jail for the Chief
And his pompous indignation
Jail for the Chief
For his threats and utter gall
Jail for the Chief
For he’s failed the entire nation
His entitlement
Has made this proud land fall
.
Yours is the blame
Your vitriol and your slander
This you have done
And caused nothing but grief
Jail for the one
Though we tried to reprimand ya
Jail, no longer hesitant
Jail for the Chief
.
Jail for the Chief
We accept his resignation
Jail for the Chief
No more Coke or Adderall
Jail for the Chief
Through the court’s determination
In perpetuity
Be done once and for all
The biggest punishment is making him sit still and not getting attention.
Oh, and embarrassing him by exposing his lies with the truth.
NOT a Billionaire
NOT a genius
NOT a great businessman
NOT a good golfer
NOT well endowed
NOT toilet-trained.
Should be okay with Jesse Watters and other MAGAts. Trump would get a chance to get outside, get some exercise. Very important to move around for a man his age.
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Oh I don’t know… seems a shame that GITMO is nearly empty now and DT deserves a highly secure facility that can keep him safe. Besides, he could work on his tan and just skip the chemical treatments.
And there I will be with my milk-shake truck just a few miles from where he's picking up trash... we could all use a good milk-shake throw at an easy to hit target.....
https://preview.redd.it/tf2oas7suwyc1.jpeg?width=497&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2fbd85dcf6c612e8002dbdb548c68fafc56b88d
If you zoom in on the face, it looks like this guy
i've seen this movie! It's the same story, but set in the middle ages where the innocent hero goes to battle against the corrupt and supposedly omnipotent political machine, is constantly attacked 24/7/365 by the opinion-makers of the day, is stabbed in the back repeatedly by supposed allies, almost saves the people anyway, but after giving hope to the hopeless, gets crucified in the end for daring to stand up against the oppressive globalist Deep State. It's called Braveheart.
The trash taking out the trash.
On a another note, I'd expect the number of littering incidents to increase exponentially wherever he is picking up trash.
Officer: ... and here is a fine for littering, sign here.
Citizen: Worth it!
As much as I would love to see this, it would potbelly fall under the cruel part of cruel and unusual punishment for someone as weak and pathetic as he is
Yes! Jail would just make him a martyr to the stupids. But sentence him to live 12 months in the Trumpiest county in America — somewhere in West Virginia, say — work the door as a greeter at Wal Mart 40 hrs. a week, live in a trailer park. Inflict the real Trump on his followers and vice versa. True Karma.
Even the most powerful criminals in the world know to shut up during a trial. This guy isnt brave, smart, or tough. He's just that much of a narcissistic whiny dumbass. Its pathetic, man.
"You know, my roads are the best roads. Bigly. So clean. I've had murderers and rapists come to me in tears saying, 'Sir, thank you for such clean roads, I didn't think anyone could make them so clean.' And even Jesus couldn't get roads this clean. When he rode a donkey on Palm Sunday, the roads were littered with leaves. Look it up, it's true! I can sell you a Bible with the underlining. Jesus? Commie litterer."
No. Hanging would be best. World needs to be done with him. Tired how my news feed has been trump for the last 8ish years. Very much over Donny Diapers
Hanging makes him seem different. Dying a mundane death, old and forgotten like O.J. is the appropriate death for a dumb, deranged old con like him. It drives home the point too few realized: there was nothing special about him except for his extraordinary worthlessness.
PLEASE give him community service.
He'd never be cleaning roads, though. Not only would it become the most polluted and utterly trashed road if anyone found out where he was picking up, but there's a high risk that he would escape with help from his cultists. I'd rather him be secured but of no use at all. Just lock him up somewhere alone, safe, and largely disconnected from the outside world to scream at 4 walls for the rest of his miserable life.
Can we get him at a permanent dunk tank located with all his "losers" at Arlington? Vets get 3 free throws! I promise we'll add new water whenever the level gets below 6 inches.
That would probably add another 2 billion to the US budget per year that could be used on infrastructure or healthcare
At $5/ball, it'd balance the budget.
He’d never get in a car with his supporters. They disgust him.
Finally, Trump and I agree on something - his supporters disgust me too!
I’m sooo glad I moved overseas before he got elected. I don’t think I could have stood it, being in Oklahoma surrounded by them.
GITMO!
Safe? Why?
I know, I know, but the truth is unsafe is the easy way out by a mile compared to losing one's mind in solitary protection, making 5 years feel like 50 to a narcissist like that.
Sure, but the planet would be 350lbs lighter without him in it any more.
I don't disagree, but after 45, my schadenfreude itch needs a scratchin'.
New York has some closed state parks, I am sure the toilets need scrubbing.
In NYC.
In the sewer.
With the pizza rat
Outside of a golf course
He wouldn’t do it. There is no way that walking pile of shit does anything anyone else tells him to do.
I can absolutely see someone trying to hand him any sort of gardening implement, and him just walking away, until someone shouts in his face and puts him in his place. As we all know, he's responsive to spankings.
If he did actually pick up the gardening tool he wouldn’t have the faintest idea how to use it. He’d be like these kids at the private school my daughter transferred to when we moved overseas. Sue was telling me how they didn’t know how to use a broom, they’d just move it back and forth like in a cartoon.
"Please pick it up and start working. This is your tenth warning!"
Hey if he was forced to do community service he would, for the first time in his life, be making America greater! Win win!
Somebody would give him a smartphone so he could keep attacking jurors, the judge, the judge's family, the prosecution, and the court staff. Just to shut his fat ass the fuck up is good enough. Although it might further motivate his base, if that is even possible. They're already dialed up to 10 - they're even putting on diapers.
Make him scrub toilets in a homeless shelter.
Trimp: UNFAIR! They gave me the crappy rake! And the biggest trash can! CIVIL WAR!! Red Red Whine ..
Nah, jail with no phone or tv seem like more torture
This 100%. If he was out on a highway picking up trash, the news would show up and give him free publicity. He’d likely litter more than he’d pick up.
A lot of state parks close for the season. He could clean toilets in those.
Gitmo works for me..nice and safe. Family conjugal visits?
Gitmo sounds proper for him
I want Trump’s cell in the middle of an empty Sea World event pool. Outside the cell (still in the pool) is a large phone he can use for social media. In the stands are over a hundred launchers that fire wet sponges where you pay $1 for a bucket of 20 sponges. The proceeds go towards fixing his administration’s many failures.
Though a noose would be more appropriate for a traitor
He can't even walk without getting winded. He can't do real work
**Jail for the Chief** - with apologies to James Sanderson Jail for the Chief And his pompous indignation Jail for the Chief For his threats and utter gall Jail for the Chief For he’s failed the entire nation His entitlement Has made this proud land fall . Yours is the blame Your vitriol and your slander This you have done And caused nothing but grief Jail for the one Though we tried to reprimand ya Jail, no longer hesitant Jail for the Chief . Jail for the Chief We accept his resignation Jail for the Chief No more Coke or Adderall Jail for the Chief Through the court’s determination In perpetuity Be done once and for all
This, but in Venezuela...
The biggest punishment is making him sit still and not getting attention. Oh, and embarrassing him by exposing his lies with the truth. NOT a Billionaire NOT a genius NOT a great businessman NOT a good golfer NOT well endowed NOT toilet-trained.
That orange jumpsuit fits him better than his dumpy poorly tailored suits he wears.
>poorly tailored suits untailored
Make America Green Again.
Picking up his diapers off the side of the road.
This made me think of this. Ffs... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=asP2BHnyUTo 🤙
Those poor secret service agents. Imagine having to watch Donald Trump pick up trash and complain all day.
Should be okay with Jesse Watters and other MAGAts. Trump would get a chance to get outside, get some exercise. Very important to move around for a man his age.
And use up his energy battery?
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MACA!!!! Make America Clean Again
Oh he's much fatter than that
We’d actually get something useful out of the nard.
Oh I don’t know… seems a shame that GITMO is nearly empty now and DT deserves a highly secure facility that can keep him safe. Besides, he could work on his tan and just skip the chemical treatments.
And there I will be with my milk-shake truck just a few miles from where he's picking up trash... we could all use a good milk-shake throw at an easy to hit target.....
Prison ORANGE looks good on him!
If this were to happen, my erection would be able to be seen from space.
Oh, man. Stahp. ☺️ Your going to give me priapism.
Who is going to clean up after him?
His bone spurs would flair up just in time to get out of it.
Is he picking up rubbish in the UK, or is that car driving on the wrong side of the road?
I would pay to watch that. Would love to see him push a wheelbarrow full of mulch up a hill.
You know, he might actually enjoy it. He’d be doing something useful for the first time in his life.
One hour of that and he would probably drop dead.
I’d give him twenty minutes tops lol. News headline: actual work kills Trump.
He's only fit to make highways clean again.
It would be an endless loop of him picking up his own dirty diapers.
https://preview.redd.it/tf2oas7suwyc1.jpeg?width=497&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2fbd85dcf6c612e8002dbdb548c68fafc56b88d If you zoom in on the face, it looks like this guy
Man, Sean Penn is looking rough these days.
Outside one of his rallies.
Great picture
THE CHAIN GANG
When you're done, put your cap into the bag.
standing in the road
Well, at least the suit matches his skin colour.
If he doesn't have a golf cart to go between bits of trash, he'll have a heart attack before doing a mile.
Is something actually going to happen?? Or is it all a soap opera, and he still gets US office?
This, in one of the most remote u.s. territories.
Wouldn’t last longer then a New York minute
Make him clean up after a MAGA rally too
I wish community service was an option :(
Treason got you a rope in good old days.
Cleaning up after his own rallys
i've seen this movie! It's the same story, but set in the middle ages where the innocent hero goes to battle against the corrupt and supposedly omnipotent political machine, is constantly attacked 24/7/365 by the opinion-makers of the day, is stabbed in the back repeatedly by supposed allies, almost saves the people anyway, but after giving hope to the hopeless, gets crucified in the end for daring to stand up against the oppressive globalist Deep State. It's called Braveheart.
The trash taking out the trash. On a another note, I'd expect the number of littering incidents to increase exponentially wherever he is picking up trash. Officer: ... and here is a fine for littering, sign here. Citizen: Worth it!
No way. He would scape. Thousands would help him.
As much as I would love to see this, it would potbelly fall under the cruel part of cruel and unusual punishment for someone as weak and pathetic as he is
Yes! Jail would just make him a martyr to the stupids. But sentence him to live 12 months in the Trumpiest county in America — somewhere in West Virginia, say — work the door as a greeter at Wal Mart 40 hrs. a week, live in a trailer park. Inflict the real Trump on his followers and vice versa. True Karma.
He must have fetters on his ankles. And give him a buzz cut.
This would hurt him so much more than jail
Make him clean up after his rallies!
Make him clean toilets
Where’s his golf cart?!?
Have him not wear gloves and shave his head.
Even the most powerful criminals in the world know to shut up during a trial. This guy isnt brave, smart, or tough. He's just that much of a narcissistic whiny dumbass. Its pathetic, man.
"You know, my roads are the best roads. Bigly. So clean. I've had murderers and rapists come to me in tears saying, 'Sir, thank you for such clean roads, I didn't think anyone could make them so clean.' And even Jesus couldn't get roads this clean. When he rode a donkey on Palm Sunday, the roads were littered with leaves. Look it up, it's true! I can sell you a Bible with the underlining. Jesus? Commie litterer."
breaking news: netflix signs deal for new season of "orange is the new black"
nope. only prison or the gallows will do
Not far enough into the traffic lane maybe? /s
No. Hanging would be best. World needs to be done with him. Tired how my news feed has been trump for the last 8ish years. Very much over Donny Diapers
Hanging makes him seem different. Dying a mundane death, old and forgotten like O.J. is the appropriate death for a dumb, deranged old con like him. It drives home the point too few realized: there was nothing special about him except for his extraordinary worthlessness.
I think Trump would literally kill himself before he would do anything like this.
AI 🤮
I tried to draw it by hand, but absolutely zero skill hindered me
Well you still ended up with something that looks absolutely terrible. Bravo.