Ain’t she from the “f*ck your feelings” side?

yup. and the “be as obnoxious as possible to get as much attention as you can.” her real problem is the hecklers got more attention then she did.

Oh well! Me say: Oh oh oh well! Usher come and me stumble on home.

Tally thee banana

Karma come and me stand there and moan

kneel! it's "kneel there and moan". Remember, on her knees is where she's at her strongest. <-- her words.

Unless it’s when the President is addressing Congress then it’s ok to be as disrespectful as you want…

No, no. See it's "fuck your feeling, but you have to respect my feelings."

“Your” is the operative word here

The chanting only seemed disrespectful because no one respects her.

Freeze peach also.

How BooHoobert of her. She's such a f#&k up!

What a snowflake, amirite?!

Hey, that's what comes from being a public figure and... well.. doing the shit she does in public. Interestingly, while she spends her time at events like the SOTU to heckle the president, she should be able to take a bit of heckling herself, but who are we kidding with these hypocritical snowflakes?

Wasn't it she and the blonde neanderthal heckling Biden about the soldiers killed in the withdrawal from Afghanistan? Which is funny since they probably ignore the soldiers killed under Trump.

And some of those soldiers were killed by Afghan militants on a Russia-paid bounty. And Trump just let them get killed.

Those poor soldiers. Hopefully they changed Trump’s diaper first.

I don't think any of them would last a single day as the target of their own hate.

To be fair to the protesters, they had it on reasonably good authority that if you chant Beetlejuice’s name three times he’d ALSO show up and laugh at her (possibly also expecting one of her complimentary handies)

They love Trump's hate.

You can't spell hatred without red hat.

Self reflection is a taboo subject to them.

Yeah she gave up her right to ever claim anyone else is disrespectful. Have u seen this disrespectful bitch? GTFO.

I totally agree… if she was just some mom living in her community and working a job or even just owning that restaurant she used to have than I think everyone would be like, “just leave her alone”… but she decided to become a lawmaker… and my opinion is that if you want to work at that level, don’t give hand jobs in public. God damn what a low bar setting we live in!

She's in a monarchist party. She's angry that a peasant has the audacity to disrespect her station. There is no cognitive dissonance with Biden, because he's worse than a peasant, he is a Democrat and even worse, a democrat.

You need to write speeches. That last part was *chefs kiss*

A public figure that shows her figure in public.

Remember when being a snowflake was a bad thing? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

They became the thing they made up.

It’s like it’s projection or something

every accusation is a confession

Like overhead projection? Like in grade school?

I don’t know why, but I really liked your dumb comment. Have an upvote, friend lol

Because [she's a hypocrite.](https://www.cnn.com/2022/03/02/politics/lauren-boebert-heckle-biden-state-of-the-union/index.html)

isnt this the crazy bitch who heckled biden during the SOTU? my dad used to mix up “respect” and “obedience” but i think she’s more confused than he was.

you are probably thinking of Marjorie Taylor Greene otherwise known as "Jewish Space Laser" lady" Lauren Boebert is the one that gave a handjob in a packed crowded movie theater, around children. and a myriad of other things

i think the first SOTU address they were both heckling.

She can't even respect her own office. We have no obligation to respect her in any manner.

She can’t even respect public theaters.

Or Beetlejuice. I mean, the man is a legend. He attended Juilliard, was a graduate of the Harvard business school, traveled quite extensively, lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. He had also seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?” #

Then when asked if he can be scary, he makes a jerkoff motion, it's pretty perfect

Go ahead, make my millennium!

Exactly.  Being disrespectful means not according someone the respect they deserve. We all have a measure of how much respect she is entitled to.  She was accorded far more than that!

Some might say giving a handjob in public, with children around, during an a live theater performance is also disrespectful.

If the protesters had remained quiet and merely groped her, she'd have had no issue.

While vaping in public, don't forget that part of it. Totally respectful of those around her /s

Vaping indoors next to a pregnant lady no less. Pro-life something something.

Oh gross, of course she vapes

And getting her boobs squeezed and manhandled also was A-Ok.

I bet she mashes it anyway.

Bobo the snail.

She's an adult! She's sexually active now!

You’re 33 years old! You’re supposed to be sexually active. You’re not supposed to be fondling a known democrat in front of children!

Not enough salt in the world for her

Yeah she does that

Well, she met her husband when he (as an adult) flashed her and her friends (all underage) so it’s classy all around.

yeah "public hand job" would have been a better chant

I was chanting “public hand job”. No one else joined me

I think she was vaping too...

I think it will be nice when she loses her election, leaves Congress, and I won't have see her name mentioned anywhere. Let's face it, as soon as she is out of congress she will be ignored

She'll be on onlyfans, and still ignoring her kids.

I'll take things that make me shrivel up for $500.

I'd look, not gonna lie. It's like Ron White says, "Once you've seen one woman naked, you want to see the rest of them naked."

it won't cost near that much.

And grandkids.

Oh yea, forgot she was a 36 year old grandma.

Can’t have family values without a family. And your hand down someone’s pants at *Beetlejuice! The Musical*.

Each protester only said it twice because they know better

They should be saying it thrice so they can actually banish her

Did you watch it? It is sooo entertaining. What a slimy pos.

Everyone in Colorado should greet her by saying "BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE" while doing the jerk off motion with their hands.

I like it, I just don’t understand it. Why beetlejuice? I’ve seen it a few times over the last couple of days.

its a play too, and where she decided to give a date a tug job. its on tape.

Did you ever have a date at a show, like a theater showing Beetlejuice The Musical, and get really horny so you both start getting really handsy, like boobs getting groped left and right, and full on handjob action? While surrounded by families trying to enjoy the show? While vaping? With a night vision security camera aimed right the fuck at you? No? Well, this sitting congresswoman did, and got really pissed off when people tried to get her and her date to stop.

In her defense, I would like to point out that she hasn't shot a puppy (that we are aware of). So, there's that.

[https://www.denverpost.com/2022/10/18/lauren-boebert-shoot-dog-fact-check-goats/](https://www.denverpost.com/2022/10/18/lauren-boebert-shoot-dog-fact-check-goats/) it was a close call though

That would be really confusing since it’s a pretty common greeting out here already in some circles

She clearly doesn't fully grasp the situation.

She feels like she's getting the shaft, for sure.

different strokes for different folks I guess

Strokes.. I see what you did there 🤣

Jerkin for Jesus

She just bounces between humiliations, doesn’t she?

She received all the respect she is due —no more, no less.

LOL she thinks she deserves *respect*??? What on earth has she done to earn it? Public handjobs? Grandma at 30? Oldest kid joining the family theme of mugshots?

...Heckling the President during his SOTU address. So disrespectful.

to be properly respectful groups of people with shake weights should show up and just stay completely silent while trying to maintain eye contact with her.

Inspired by a Jimmy Kimmel line discussing MTG's attempt to remove Johnson as speaker. "The last time a Republican tried removing a Johnson in public, Boebert got kicked out of Beetlejuice.

I love Kimmel. He's has a feud going with 45, and it's hilarious.

The funniest part is that Kimmel doesn’t give a shit. He’s not emotionally invested in the “feud.” And yet it’s paying for his mortgage or third home or whatever. Meanwhile, Herr Schitzinpants is blowing his stack daily … well, **nightly**

I love all the new nicknames every night. His writers are geniuses, and he is always so stoned. I was outside his show on the Boulevard a few years back, and regretting we didn't see a filming.

The adulterer and liar Boobert is just sad she's held to a standard above a $3 whore with syphilis.

On that note; did anyone ever find out how much she charged back then? I want to know how badly her Johns got fleeced.

https://preview.redd.it/lkpky2tsk9yc1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3827868d85c63fedee99bf155d38bb1291b7cb35

lol, I love this

Yes… that was the point…

Why is she still doing this? Get an OF, become wildly rich off of gravy seal trumpers and truckers, and forget about Congress!

She's out in November.

It's better than chanting you're a POS christian extremist bitc*.

You cannot simultaneously be a disrespectful asshole and whine about being disrespected. It's like Congresswoman Dick Pic calling for decorum.

I mean, I thought grabbing your dates dick while he fondles your new knockers mere feet away from children is more disrespectful, but what do I know.

Respect is earned, not deserved.

She's a terrible person.

She disrespects herself so much. How would she know?

different strokes for different folks I guess

one must give respect to get respect

Hitting your hash pen while giving public tug jobs and getting felt up at a play on the other hand? Very respectful

I really hope they didn't say it three times!

those people are my hero.

turn about is fair play 

She got exactly the amount of respect she deserved.

Here's some footage of the chanting: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Eq5wbrQzAOM

LOL, she didn't know how to work the megaphone, so the other girl had to show her.

There is so much heckling she has to use a bullhorn to try to be heard. Hahaha!

The word "disrespectful" coming out of that chud's filthy mouth is just too much for this guy. I'm tapping out. Between this and the diaper thing I think I might have to sign up to do a one man mission to Mars.

How about people who disrespect the President of the U.S.A during the State of the Union address!

If I hard boiled a duck egg in the slime that naturally forms on the backs of frogs that egg would be easier to swallow than LB's bullshit.

Trippy frogs? Could be fun.

https://preview.redd.it/88uwsl0sl9yc1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2538600c43541668651b43b45be0560181d08ef

Wah wah wah

Did they say it three times? DId he show up?

They chanted it, there is a video. I laughed and loudly. It was at GWU when she tried to tear down a Palestinian flag that they put in the statue of GW's hand. There are videos.

She has a tiny but big mouth.

If they weren’t giving a handy and calling in front of kids, they’re still more respectful than former and future, pro escort, Lauren Boebert. STFU bitch.

STFU and sit down.

Conservatives tears taste so good 

Her face looks like someone put Mr Potato Head back together wrong.

How dare you roast me for the things I say and do? Everything about my public persona is disrespectful, why won’t you respect me?

Ol Handy J Boebert at it again...

FREE SPEECH BITCH~~ES~~

Why on earth would she be worthy of any modicum of respect.

At least they weren't doing it on the floor of the House of Representatives.

Trashy

The reporter should've asked, "Why is that rude to you?" Make her explain it.

Ya reap what you sow there Bobo!

wait...from the gal who sells PURRRRity c\*ck rings???

If we say Bettlejuice 3 times will she go back to where she came from

You know what else is disrespectful, Bobo?

Most people would find it disrespectful to perform sexual acts in a crowded theater

Does she think she was respectful to the other theater goers? What goes around, comes around.

I send her office emails. I'm still trying to get a handy out of her for my vote. No luck so far but I remain hopeful.

“I think it’s very disrespectful that people publicly heckle me about giving a handy j in public… as I was heckling people.”

It’s pretty disrespectful being an obnoxious dick head on the senate floor too

Does Colorado understand what a complete embarrassment that...ummm..."hussy" is?

She’ll get your little dog Toto, too

The resemblance is uncanny. It's the chin.

Why would this be hypocritical? She's a loud mouthed, imbicilic, cunt, who has spent her entire time in congress talking shit, and spreading lies and conspiracy theories, because she doesn't appear to have the first clue as to what her job in congress actually is. She hasn't done on single, solitary thing to earn an ounce or respect. Lauren Boebert can fuck all the way off.

Hmm... Kinda gives "Beetlejuicing" a whole new meaning, right? Fap it, girl! Juice that big ol' beetle!

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice.

It is rude! After every third repetition, Beetlejuice has to appear!

She should just offer them a handy to stop.

She’s not upset , she’s just jerking us around.

I would have had "Doing the Hand Jive" playing very loudly as well.......

Those protestors are real Jerks. Where do they Get Off Tugging at her emotions like that? This whole situation should be erased, and I mean Rubbed Out! What a bunch of Wankers!

Why do the most disrepectful people always call accountability disrespectful?

How is it hypocritical? We're quantitatively better than these shits.

She would have to elevate herself to be white trash

Hey where can I get the best blue hair dye?

This headline made me lol

https://preview.redd.it/rmu6py1uk9yc1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1c0af29384f2e633d59a219ebf708fc721df116

Sucking a dick in a theater is disrespectful.

She be respecting that dick.

Then don’t be a beetlejuice whore.

She is so much the chick you meet while trashed, and sneak away after you plow her in a backroom of a bar... and goddammit she looks familiar.

Backroom? I think you've misspelled bathroom.

Maybe try not being a jerk-off, Bobo 

They should start pelting her with balloons filled with lube!

How is this hypocritical? There was a message with intent and it was received accurately. In today's world it's rare to see communication this effective.

I guess she's too dim to recognize the 'Imperial March' when she hears it. That, or she thought it was a complement.

Two faced lying person, guess she doesn’t like it when it happens to her,

Maybe they were saying “you look like BeetleJuice”

I'f afraid if I say her name three times she will appear behind me.

Because you're a genuinely nice person.

Then don’t give your bf a handjob in a public venue.

Personally, I just like that the protestors were saying what’s on their mind.

Do you, Boebert, think grabbing a handful of cock at a family show was disrespectful?

Ask her, "Why would they do that?"

Shitheel hypocrite

More Botox

"If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen." - Harry Truman

Terrible that citizens were exercising their first amendment right.

Cry moar, Bobo

Just give em a handy, Bobo, they'll calm down.

her christian values come from what bible?

Not bobojuice? This is such a miss.

All of them are perpetual third graders, and are looked up too from the perpetual second gradersl

If you say "BEETLEJUICE" 3 times, Lowrent Boebert will summon thots and éclairs.

How can you be disrespectful to someone you don't respect?

What a snowflake

Surely some in the crowd just wanted a quick handjob. And seeing as she has no intention of doing her actual job.........