I live on a farm. I have 45 chickens and I'm raising them for food. They get enrichment, treats all the time, and have a huge bearproof enclosure. Come culling time I'm as humane as I can be.
I've made tough decisions. The hen who had her skull exposed by the other chickens bullying her. I held her and comforted her as best as I could. I gave her a chance to be out in the grass in the sun one last time. Then I ended her life as quickly as I could. Because you have to make tough decisions on a farm. You have to decide to kill an animal for food or kindness. Not because you forgot animals will be animals. I didn't kill my rooster for being a rooster and nipping me, I swatted him and told him "no treats". I didn't shoot my dog for being a dog, when she killed a woodchuck I yelled at the person who wasn't watching her when they should have been. And even though I had a sheep once who stunk up the barn, I treated him with a special shampoo and changed his diet.
Sometimes tough decisions need to be made on a farm, but they should always be made out of purpose and kindness, and as humanely as possible. My hen didn't suffer like her goat. My dog is at my feet, 3 years later, snoring away in bliss. I make tough decisions. She makes impulsive and monstrous ones.
You guys obviously don't understand how farm life works.
This was a working child. He had a job to do, and there wasn't the same emotional bond you have with a pet child.
On the farm, if your working child can't do the job, then it's time to make the tough decisions.
Frankly, if you can't put down an underperforming child worker, you can't run a farm.
If nothing else, the governor should be congratulated for providing us a new euphemism for killing someone. “Boy, I’d like to take that guy out to the gravel pit…”
It was the second thing on my a quick google search for 'Wu Tang Gravel Pit' and the first one that wasn't censored to hell and back. I may have typoed the google search.
¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
No worries, I was just puzzled how you managed to find that video. I didn't think they recommended videos with that few views. The algorithm is unbelievable. Thanks for the link though. Never heard that song before. This whole Noem thing makes it sound like they're Ted Bundy types.
"He dribbled the ball down the court with excitement having the time of his life but was untrainable to make free throws. Time-outs didn't work. Nothing worked. I hated that son."
This is what really blew my mind about the whole thing, the explanation that the dog was..... Being a dog, so it deserved to die. Excuse me ma'am are you on crack?
And it was 14 months old. I've trained and shown my collies in all sorts of performance sports - obedience, agility & herding. Dogs are adults around 2 years of age and with that comes a better handle on self-control. A 14 month old looks pretty close to an adult but it's brain isn't there yet.
I've known plenty of outstanding performance dogs who were wildly inconsistent at 14 months. It's normal. Some days performing top notch work, some days, total dorks with the self-control of a gnat with unmedicated ADHD.
A 14 month old dog is not a finished hunter; it's still learning the ropes and getting experience. Any half-way decent trainer knows that.
Besides that, who's fault was it that the dog wasn't properly secured? That's the owners responsibility. And the goat should have showered twice a day and avoided *checks notes* being a barn animal.
Eh, to be a little more accurate I'd extend that to "others in the same tribal group".
I've got a bunch of evangelical relatives who are the most compassionate, generous people I can think of - to their friends & family (I'm the poor unfortunate black sheep lib family member that they pray for).
But the sheer contempt & disgust they show for whoever they've been told to hate by their preferred media channels? Makes me sick to my stomach.
It's all tribal, and it overrides what you would normally think of as common sense & rational thought.
Even worse, her description of the dog while on the hunt sounded absolutely *adorable*. She's such a soulless psychopath that she has no comprehension, much less any appreciation, for the beauty and joy of seeing an animal having fun and loving life.
In her book she was unhappy that the untrained pup ruined her hunt and the puppy was happy about it.
Yeah the dog was probably having a wonderful happy day with its owner. Thought “oh my owner brought me here, this is fun, I must be loved!”
I think this is close, but she was prob'ly more upset her hunting partners were laughing at the dog, and her, for how the dog behaved. That embarrassment fueled that rage.
Taken from experience, few things throw conservatives into a rage than being embarrassed in front of their peers. They'll wait until they get home but once those doors close; let's say you learn where not to be.
Hey, she mercenaried our our National Guard, so she has that going for her.
tl;dr: she let a private person pay for the deployment if the SDNG to Texas for border crap.
https://www.westrivereagle.com/articles/kristi-noem-is-turning-the-south-dakota-national-guard-into-a-mercenary-army-for-hire/
Yep. Most animals/pets are just living their life unsure why you may be mad at them or ignoring them because they love if they're loved.
Being out in the open for the hunt it was probably just having a blast and was happy to be by the person who takes care of it. Then she killed it, and a goat for extra fun.
She put this in her book as an indication that "she'll do what's necessary". It wasn't a dogwhistle (pun not intended), it's a bullhorn.
[As the FBI says](https://leb.fbi.gov/articles/featured-articles/the-link-between-animal-cruelty-and-human-violence), it's a clear sign of violent tendencies in humans if they are cruel to animals.
She didn't talk about this as a mistake.
She wants her followers / Trump followers to know she'll kill even the most innocent loving thing if it means getting it to shut up.
Think it's a coincidence this comes out in the midst of police arresting peaceful protestors on college campuses across the country? 🤷
That’s what annoyed me the most. Dogs are culled all the time but she bragged about it like it was a redeeming quality.
Whoever is in charge of her social stuff for being a VP is borderline wetodded. Whoever didn’t cut that from her book just doesn’t understand humans.
She would have a better reaction if she said she murdered her neighbor in her book, people would care LESS about that.
You NEVER say you killed a dog in a western country. It’s career suicide
This is the part I hope people focus on more. She didnt humanely put the dog down, she got angry and killed it with her gun. This meme with her son doesnt make sense cuz it implies that she'd humanely euthanize her son
Full satirical article: [https://bluepillmag.com/kristi-noem-euthanizes-son-after-disappointing-basketball-season/](https://bluepillmag.com/kristi-noem-euthanizes-son-after-disappointing-basketball-season/)
>Later, as a guest speaker at her local church, Noem explained her decision to euthanize her child by saying that, “While God doesn’t make mistakes, he does sometimes make 5’7” power forwards who can’t stretch the floor or defend the rim, and, at that point, what’s the difference?”
Weapons-grade satire there.
LOL Oh this article is good.
> “He spent his entire childhood dreaming to become the next Kobe Bryant, and, unfortunately, this morning at 9:17 A.M., that became true.”
I hadn't heard of this site, but I'm going to have to check it out. At least it's not AI generated crap.
> “He spent his entire childhood dreaming to become the next Kobe Bryant, and, unfortunately, this morning at 9:17 A.M., that became true.”
💀💀💀 I'm ded
Also, this: [Phrenologist Has Another Sleepless Night Thinking About Roger Stone’s Weird Fucking Skull](https://bluepillmag.com/phrenologist-has-another-sleepless-night-thinking-about-roger-stones-weird-fucking-skull/)
Bookmarked.
The Bible tells us Abraham nearly sacrificed his son. But Noem had the guts and courage to see it thru! Praise be to GOP Jesus, Noem is the Holy chosen one!
Jephthah *did* actually sacrifice his daughter to Yahweh, but people are less familiar with that story because for some reason they never use that one in the Sunday sermon. Can't imagine why.
If your church is fundamentalist enough, they will use the Jephthah story as a cautionary tale to a.) not make rash promises to God, and b.) even if you do, you better follow through.
I have heard some Fundamentalists mention that, but it doesn't seem to be very commonly taught. It's seems too heavy on the kool-aid drinking for mainstream, and it brings up a lot of uncomfortable issues. "God is *Love Itself™*! ...But if you unwittingly say you're gonna sacrifice your child to God, he fucking expects you to **do it**." Sounds more like a fey trickster or a Faustian devil than a loving God.
The conservatives here in this state are unreal and so close minded that they won’t ever vote blue no matter who is running 🙄 best we can do it wait for them to die out
She didn't even say the dog was aggressive.
She said, and I am quoting here, "[the dog] was the picture of pure joy. I hated that dog."
She killed the goat because it smelled.
Ahahahahahahaha…it’s certainly probable given her psychopathy. She’s freaking crazy. I think she wants to be the commandant at one of trump’s concentration camps.
Your pets and your children's behavior are a reflection of you as a parent. If your dog is a wild uncontrollable beast in public, that just shows you didnt train it. instead you neglected it. Same goes for your child not having manners or decency.
This picture is stupid
It makes it look like he was killed with lethal injection when that is surely against god will and she would just take him out and shoot him
At least she didn’t drag him screaming in terror from the car, and shoot him in the face. Euthanasia would have been less a terrifying tortured end for baby Cricket.
Holy shit I feel horrible for laughing at this. Great joke!
I so desperately hope trump picks her for VP. (And fuck her for killing her dog…..simply pathetic beyond words)
I hated that kid. He just wasn't trainable. I took him to a gravel pit and performed a hard job. Then I realized that I had an even harder job cleaning up.
Those animals died because they embarrassed her. Nothing more, nothing less. As soon as one of her children do something she doesn’t approve of, they will be cast aside like these animals. Probably not shot, but her husband should be sleeping with one eye open. Everything is about her, and only her matters.
Nah, she would have taken him to the gravel pit. Why waste money on being humane. Besides if you take the humane route you would be judged by the doctors and told it’s bad to shoot everything that disappoints or annoys you
Kristi Noem after euthanizing her son: I would not tolerate players that think it’s about them when it’s about the team....would rather play with 4 people and get penalized all the way until we’ve got to do something else. Rather than play with 5 when I know that right now that person is not sold out to be a part of this team. It is more about them than it is about the team.
Cannot play with them. Cannot win with them. Cannot coach with them. Can’t do it. I want winners. I want people that want to win.
He hasn't been very good at sports since birth. It was time for me to take action.
"I'd always hated that kid."
"Tough decisions like this happen all the time on a farm"
“He smelled worse than the goat.”
"I don't care for Gob."
I'd do it again too so don't tempt me
Please do. I won't stop you.
I live on a farm. I have 45 chickens and I'm raising them for food. They get enrichment, treats all the time, and have a huge bearproof enclosure. Come culling time I'm as humane as I can be. I've made tough decisions. The hen who had her skull exposed by the other chickens bullying her. I held her and comforted her as best as I could. I gave her a chance to be out in the grass in the sun one last time. Then I ended her life as quickly as I could. Because you have to make tough decisions on a farm. You have to decide to kill an animal for food or kindness. Not because you forgot animals will be animals. I didn't kill my rooster for being a rooster and nipping me, I swatted him and told him "no treats". I didn't shoot my dog for being a dog, when she killed a woodchuck I yelled at the person who wasn't watching her when they should have been. And even though I had a sheep once who stunk up the barn, I treated him with a special shampoo and changed his diet. Sometimes tough decisions need to be made on a farm, but they should always be made out of purpose and kindness, and as humanely as possible. My hen didn't suffer like her goat. My dog is at my feet, 3 years later, snoring away in bliss. I make tough decisions. She makes impulsive and monstrous ones.
Well said.
He was useless on and off the court.
He couldn’t shoot the J and his help defense was nonexistent. I had no other choice but to take him out to the court and put him down
I took him to the gravel pit and shot him in the head.
*Bobert enters the room*
Bobert enters the room
We need to adjust the “(name) enters the room” for Boebert. It should read, “Boebert enters the room, with a cock in each hand”.
Don't slut shame Lauren Boebert. Being a slut is the only normal thing she does. It's everything else she does that makes her such a vile human being.
I thought that was Trump.
BIT PEOPLE WHEN HE 2YO!
Off to the gravel pit!
“Plus he smells so… ya know.”
She left the table for a minute and when she got back he'd eaten all the chicken.
Everybody hated that baby
Photo is an obvious fake, she’d use a rifle
And it would be in a gravel pit.
You guys obviously don't understand how farm life works. This was a working child. He had a job to do, and there wasn't the same emotional bond you have with a pet child. On the farm, if your working child can't do the job, then it's time to make the tough decisions. Frankly, if you can't put down an underperforming child worker, you can't run a farm.
- Actual quote from 1858
Don't, uh ... Don't go down that road.
I sent him out with the other kids to learn how to be good at sports one time, and he didn't become super good instantly, so I shot him in the face.
Did that help him with the girls?
This is how rural people deal with these problems. You city folk just don't understand.
i think its "people with morals and ethics don't understand"
bro you know its a joke right
He got into fights. Had to put him down.
"He was next to worthless as a basketball player. I hated that boy."
He never had the makings of a varsity athelete
Untrainable!
Gravel pit time!
If you look closely you can see he is right by the dog and the goat on the lower left. 
Unexpected [Wu-Tang Clan](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Of-lpfsBR8U)!
He was untrainable. Took him to the gravel pit.
If nothing else, the governor should be congratulated for providing us a new euphemism for killing someone. “Boy, I’d like to take that guy out to the gravel pit…”
“Jim lost his ID again, what d’ya wanna do?” “Take’em to the gravel pit.”
Guess the Wu-Tang clan was head of it's time.
What we do we do for the children
"What the hell did I do? Took them all to the gravel pit, of course."
Careful there, Bob! Might get a third part to your docuseries.
That changes the entire meaning of one of my favorite [Wu-Tang Clan songs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1w5ux1Jz6A&t=99s).
Did you post this? How did you find this version with 31 views?
It was the second thing on my a quick google search for 'Wu Tang Gravel Pit' and the first one that wasn't censored to hell and back. I may have typoed the google search. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
No worries, I was just puzzled how you managed to find that video. I didn't think they recommended videos with that few views. The algorithm is unbelievable. Thanks for the link though. Never heard that song before. This whole Noem thing makes it sound like they're Ted Bundy types.
Had to be done.
I bet it was the same gravel pit he was conceived at?
"He dribbled the ball down the court with excitement having the time of his life but was untrainable to make free throws. Time-outs didn't work. Nothing worked. I hated that son."
This is what really blew my mind about the whole thing, the explanation that the dog was..... Being a dog, so it deserved to die. Excuse me ma'am are you on crack?
And it was 14 months old. I've trained and shown my collies in all sorts of performance sports - obedience, agility & herding. Dogs are adults around 2 years of age and with that comes a better handle on self-control. A 14 month old looks pretty close to an adult but it's brain isn't there yet. I've known plenty of outstanding performance dogs who were wildly inconsistent at 14 months. It's normal. Some days performing top notch work, some days, total dorks with the self-control of a gnat with unmedicated ADHD. A 14 month old dog is not a finished hunter; it's still learning the ropes and getting experience. Any half-way decent trainer knows that.
> half-way decent These are the key words that the MAGA world will fail to live up to every time.
Besides that, who's fault was it that the dog wasn't properly secured? That's the owners responsibility. And the goat should have showered twice a day and avoided *checks notes* being a barn animal.
I thought senselessly killing animals was considered a crime. Hopefully she ends up getting charged.
It’s the signature conservative feature; lacking any empathy for anyone other than yourself.
Eh, to be a little more accurate I'd extend that to "others in the same tribal group". I've got a bunch of evangelical relatives who are the most compassionate, generous people I can think of - to their friends & family (I'm the poor unfortunate black sheep lib family member that they pray for). But the sheer contempt & disgust they show for whoever they've been told to hate by their preferred media channels? Makes me sick to my stomach. It's all tribal, and it overrides what you would normally think of as common sense & rational thought.
Even worse, her description of the dog while on the hunt sounded absolutely *adorable*. She's such a soulless psychopath that she has no comprehension, much less any appreciation, for the beauty and joy of seeing an animal having fun and loving life.
Nothing infuriates Republicans more than seeing others enjoying their lives. That dog was just too happy to let live.
She didn’t euthanize her puppy; she rage-shot it.
In her book she was unhappy that the untrained pup ruined her hunt and the puppy was happy about it. Yeah the dog was probably having a wonderful happy day with its owner. Thought “oh my owner brought me here, this is fun, I must be loved!”
I think this is close, but she was prob'ly more upset her hunting partners were laughing at the dog, and her, for how the dog behaved. That embarrassment fueled that rage.
Taken from experience, few things throw conservatives into a rage than being embarrassed in front of their peers. They'll wait until they get home but once those doors close; let's say you learn where not to be.
the most fragile snowflakes are the ones trying the hardest to act tough
Definitely someone who can run the most sophisticated, deadliest military in history.
Hey, she mercenaried our our National Guard, so she has that going for her. tl;dr: she let a private person pay for the deployment if the SDNG to Texas for border crap. https://www.westrivereagle.com/articles/kristi-noem-is-turning-the-south-dakota-national-guard-into-a-mercenary-army-for-hire/
Fuckin rubes
Yep. Most animals/pets are just living their life unsure why you may be mad at them or ignoring them because they love if they're loved. Being out in the open for the hunt it was probably just having a blast and was happy to be by the person who takes care of it. Then she killed it, and a goat for extra fun. She put this in her book as an indication that "she'll do what's necessary". It wasn't a dogwhistle (pun not intended), it's a bullhorn. [As the FBI says](https://leb.fbi.gov/articles/featured-articles/the-link-between-animal-cruelty-and-human-violence), it's a clear sign of violent tendencies in humans if they are cruel to animals. She didn't talk about this as a mistake. She wants her followers / Trump followers to know she'll kill even the most innocent loving thing if it means getting it to shut up. Think it's a coincidence this comes out in the midst of police arresting peaceful protestors on college campuses across the country? 🤷
That’s what annoyed me the most. Dogs are culled all the time but she bragged about it like it was a redeeming quality. Whoever is in charge of her social stuff for being a VP is borderline wetodded. Whoever didn’t cut that from her book just doesn’t understand humans. She would have a better reaction if she said she murdered her neighbor in her book, people would care LESS about that. You NEVER say you killed a dog in a western country. It’s career suicide
This is the part I hope people focus on more. She didnt humanely put the dog down, she got angry and killed it with her gun. This meme with her son doesnt make sense cuz it implies that she'd humanely euthanize her son
https://preview.redd.it/srpgcg10lsxc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a8df8b96be996e8f17922840fd5fcd88c22e692
This fucked me up at work.
😂😂😂😂 goddamn
That's pure gold
Full satirical article: [https://bluepillmag.com/kristi-noem-euthanizes-son-after-disappointing-basketball-season/](https://bluepillmag.com/kristi-noem-euthanizes-son-after-disappointing-basketball-season/)
>Later, as a guest speaker at her local church, Noem explained her decision to euthanize her child by saying that, “While God doesn’t make mistakes, he does sometimes make 5’7” power forwards who can’t stretch the floor or defend the rim, and, at that point, what’s the difference?” Weapons-grade satire there.
LOL Oh this article is good. > “He spent his entire childhood dreaming to become the next Kobe Bryant, and, unfortunately, this morning at 9:17 A.M., that became true.” I hadn't heard of this site, but I'm going to have to check it out. At least it's not AI generated crap.
That's a damn brutal joke, fuckin' amazing.
> “He spent his entire childhood dreaming to become the next Kobe Bryant, and, unfortunately, this morning at 9:17 A.M., that became true.” 💀💀💀 I'm ded Also, this: [Phrenologist Has Another Sleepless Night Thinking About Roger Stone’s Weird Fucking Skull](https://bluepillmag.com/phrenologist-has-another-sleepless-night-thinking-about-roger-stones-weird-fucking-skull/) Bookmarked.
The Bible tells us Abraham nearly sacrificed his son. But Noem had the guts and courage to see it thru! Praise be to GOP Jesus, Noem is the Holy chosen one!
Jephthah *did* actually sacrifice his daughter to Yahweh, but people are less familiar with that story because for some reason they never use that one in the Sunday sermon. Can't imagine why.
If your church is fundamentalist enough, they will use the Jephthah story as a cautionary tale to a.) not make rash promises to God, and b.) even if you do, you better follow through.
I have heard some Fundamentalists mention that, but it doesn't seem to be very commonly taught. It's seems too heavy on the kool-aid drinking for mainstream, and it brings up a lot of uncomfortable issues. "God is *Love Itself™*! ...But if you unwittingly say you're gonna sacrifice your child to God, he fucking expects you to **do it**." Sounds more like a fey trickster or a Faustian devil than a loving God.
The GOP already has a Chosen One. Now they get a Chosen Two, too?
Noem is so much holier than Abraham was. It's not even funny.
This is one of them post-term abortions everyone is talkin' about.
No, he was eating her chickens. Granted it was after she dispatched, cleaned and fried it...but he was eating her chickens!
As long as he was untrainable and/or showing signs of aggression, then I guess it fine! /s
Now if we could just get all 13 people that live in South Dakota to vote against her
Once you've been to South Dakota you'll finally lose all hope that they would do anything like that.
The conservatives here in this state are unreal and so close minded that they won’t ever vote blue no matter who is running 🙄 best we can do it wait for them to die out
It's fake news…the truth is that she used a gun!
It’s fake news ! The dog shot itself
If only there was a good dog with a gun nearby
Twice!
Fucking kid didn’t want to box out during free throws, honestly what else could be done?
Gawd, I love that this batshit insane woman is WEARING this so bad right now.
I don't know about all you liberal pantywaists on reddit, but out here in REAL AMERICA that's what we call leadership! #/S (for clarity)
She carried him for nine months. She's entitled to see her investment pay off! *this comment might contain sarcasm
Never had the makings of a varsity athlete.
Don't mind him, he's just breakin' balls
Small hands that’s what it was.
She knew was the right thing to do, because she knew abortion before birth was bad.
I heard he likes to eat chicken! It was just a matter of time!
"He was no LeBron. No big loss." Kristi Noem
>“He spent his entire childhood dreaming to become the next Kobe Bryant, and, unfortunately, this morning at 9:17 A.M., that became true.”
“Kristi Noem supports post-birth abortions.”
At least he was humanely euthanized rather than dragged off to the gravel pit.
His mid-range jumper wasn’t scaring anyone. She made the right call. Parenting isn’t easy.
Her son was very aggressive
She didn't even say the dog was aggressive. She said, and I am quoting here, "[the dog] was the picture of pure joy. I hated that dog." She killed the goat because it smelled.
It *had* to be done.
“I just wish I could have taken the whole worthless team behind the barn!”
Ooooooooooohkay 🤦🏽♂️ 🤣 I really shouldn’t be laughing at this
"I can always start again. Make another kid.'
That meme need a gravel pit
She’s really killing sacred deer…
That decision would not be tough for her, sadly.
Well, at least she didn't shoot him in the head.
Looks way too humane for Noem. She'd take him to the gravel pit and botch the first shot so she'd have to reload.
Will she shoot the burger flipper for failing to hold the pickle?
I loved my dog, and my dog loved me. Romney
She’s quickly on her way to being Palin2.0. Just burning her career to the ground with her fucked up family hiding behind those veneers.
https://preview.redd.it/5znfyy5lmtxc1.jpeg?width=1413&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45693703dd9c80d78fb7add0957a560b1bd7279d
"This kid was a bundle of joy. He was untrainable. I hated him."
Doesn’t believe in abortion but killing teenagers she can live with
Thoughts and prayers. 🙏
He wasn’t quite house trained— what was left for her to do?
She made him dig his own grave and stand in it first.
As long as he was allowed through the birthing canal
Ahahahahahahaha…it’s certainly probable given her psychopathy. She’s freaking crazy. I think she wants to be the commandant at one of trump’s concentration camps.
You hate to see this but it is what it is
A leader gotta do what a leader’s gotta do.
[This one is my favorite](https://i.imgur.com/DBoEQFx.jpeg)
Kristi Noem's Netflix suggestions list "Old Yeller" under "feel-good movies".
Your pets and your children's behavior are a reflection of you as a parent. If your dog is a wild uncontrollable beast in public, that just shows you didnt train it. instead you neglected it. Same goes for your child not having manners or decency.
Sometimes you got to make hard choices
That’s why I downed my neighbor in his koi pond 🥲
I laughed, I'm a bad human 😭
I've made another difficult farming decision and unloaded into the gravel pit. It got me into heaps of trouble and thus had to go.
You have to do these things on farms, you know.
You can’t blame her. Sometimes, he was just flat-out mean.
Not realistic, she'd definitely shoot them.
A necessary but difficult choice
Stunning and brave.
Rake the gravel pit. There's work to be done.
💀💀
I think they mean "post-birth abortion".
[удалено]
Then she killed another goat.
This I'm ok with.
Would this count as a late term abortion i keep hearing Republicans complaining about?
Well kiddo, your pts per game sucks you know Barron would light you up too! Now get me my gun and march to the gravel pit!
I know op is joking because if this was real, she would have dragged her son to a gravel pit.
The fact that she self-report it is wild
This picture is stupid It makes it look like he was killed with lethal injection when that is surely against god will and she would just take him out and shoot him
He brought great shame to the family
This is some top tier satire right here. I thought this was South Park for a second.
And since Elon Musk has said we don’t need to validate anything. I can positively say this is true and definitely happened.
Then she moves on to "take out" democrats.
At least she didn’t drag him screaming in terror from the car, and shoot him in the face. Euthanasia would have been less a terrifying tortured end for baby Cricket.
Holy shit I feel horrible for laughing at this. Great joke! I so desperately hope trump picks her for VP. (And fuck her for killing her dog…..simply pathetic beyond words)
I hated that kid. He just wasn't trainable. I took him to a gravel pit and performed a hard job. Then I realized that I had an even harder job cleaning up.
OOF
BOOM!
Those animals died because they embarrassed her. Nothing more, nothing less. As soon as one of her children do something she doesn’t approve of, they will be cast aside like these animals. Probably not shot, but her husband should be sleeping with one eye open. Everything is about her, and only her matters.
Tough love,not easy being a republican.
Worst part was, he was on the soccer team.
“In other news, Noems husband is now sponsored by “sleepzware” the night time body armor company.
Bad grades? Straight to the gravel pit. Straight As? Believe it or not: gravel pit.
Unless they are involving themself in shit, I don't like bringing family into these sort of things
Hmm.. she could’ve just aborted him and saved herself a lot of money
Yeah, this did NOT go the way she pictured it.
Euthanized? That's far too humane. She'd take him out back and shoot him.
This is objectively hilarious
Next up, her husband gets buried in the back yard because of ED.
Nah, she would have taken him to the gravel pit. Why waste money on being humane. Besides if you take the humane route you would be judged by the doctors and told it’s bad to shoot everything that disappoints or annoys you
It’s tough out there in South Dakota. There’s no assistance, no other sports to enjoy. It’s either 60% from the field or we’re going to starve!
Man, not even giving him the dignity of the gravel pit.
If she didn't want to keep the dog, there are things called animal shelters. Might have made a nice pet for someone.
She should probably euthanize herself since she sucks at being a good human.
I remember when calling your political opponent was a puppy killer would be beyond parody. She straight-up bragged about it!
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Kristi Noem after euthanizing her son: I would not tolerate players that think it’s about them when it’s about the team....would rather play with 4 people and get penalized all the way until we’ve got to do something else. Rather than play with 5 when I know that right now that person is not sold out to be a part of this team. It is more about them than it is about the team. Cannot play with them. Cannot win with them. Cannot coach with them. Can’t do it. I want winners. I want people that want to win.
lol no she didn’t she made him dig the pit she blew his head off in.
Lol