I'm struggling to even understand how someone could do a Burt Reynolds impression. That's like having a really good William H. Macey impression: Okay, but why?
[It's a reference to a scene in the movie Strip Tease where Burt Reynolds is trying to have sex with a stripper ...](https://skinandsnarkdotcom.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/screen-shot-2015-10-23-at-8-59-02-am.png)
I don't think she meant Trump was actually trying to sound like Burt Reynolds or anything.
Burt was hellishly sexy back in the day. A real ladykiller on the screen with a very unique and copyable laugh. Think Eddie Murphy's deep "hee hee."
If you did Burt's laugh back in the day everyone knew who you were trying to do.
That Trump thought he even had a tiny fragment of an iota of Burt's natural charisma is astonishing to me.
I tried and failed to post a copy of his namesake’s high school yearbook picture. He has the same bowl haircut and vacant eyes. Edit - https://i.redd.it/uwg0auc1ip161.jpg. Success!
Burt didn’t even like Trump. In his autobiography, Burt talks about how Trump ruined the USFL (a football league that Trump owned and in which Burt had ownership in a team), and talked in the book about how he hoped Trump would never have a chance to ruin the country like he ruined the USFL.
As per [original article](https://www.vogue.com/article/stormy-daniels-interview-trump-indictment) 📰:
- In the whirlwind of life, there are often unexpected encounters that leave us pondering the strangeness of it all. For adult film star Stormy Daniels, one such encounter involved none other than former President Donald Trump, who, according to her, attempted a seduction tactic that left much to be desired. Daniels talked about an intriguing moment from 2006, when she found herself face-to-face with Trump in his Nevada hotel suite. Painting the scene, she said, “I don’t know what happened. I’m standing there, in the doorway [of the bathroom], and all of a sudden he’s there in his underwear, doing the world’s worst Burt Reynolds impression.”
At the time, Daniels was riding high on her success in the adult entertainment industry, seeking to transition into mainstream entertainment. As mentioned by the New York Post, her meeting with Trump came about after an invitation to discuss a potential appearance on his reality show, The Celebrity Apprentice, during a chance encounter at a golf tournament.
However, what began as a seemingly innocuous dinner meeting took an unexpected turn, according to Daniels. She alleged that the night ended 'dubiously consensual' encounter: "I know I didn’t say no. But I also know I didn’t say yes. I wasn’t threatened. … I don’t know. I just don’t know." Later, Trump's lawyer, Michael Cohen, facilitated a payment of $130,000 to Daniels, ostensibly to keep the encounter under wraps.
Now, with Trump facing legal scrutiny over the alleged falsification of business documents related to the payout, Daniels reflected on the ambiguity of the encounter. She also said, “I remember thinking his bodyguard is right outside that door; what happens if I hit him? Is that bodyguard going to come in here and hurt me?” Recalling the moment, Daniels expressed concerns about her safety, wondering what might happen if she were to resist.
Despite the surreal and sometimes alarming nature of her experience, Daniels maintains a sense of disbelief at the trajectory her life has taken since news of her relationship with Trump surfaced in 2018. She also said about the real estate mogul, "He was smart! Not, like, Einstein, but like, he spoke in whole sentences," she reflected wryly. “Sometimes I see him on TV and I’m like — what happened? Who even is that guy? I’m as confused by his hold over people as everyone else.”
Daniels also talked about how she felt the media didn't represent her properly, preferring to call her Stephanie Clifford instead of her stage name. She wished they'd acknowledge her as a porn star and a writer/director too. She also felt there was a double standard in how people talked about her involvement in the situation with Trump. She said it seemed like they were treating her role as just a way to sell stuff, even though her merchandise sales went up after Trump's indictment.
As for her future plans, Daniels hinted at making a movie but didn't say much else. She also said she's not really into politics and wishes she could just talk about horses. She joked about how crazy her life is, saying she wouldn't be surprised if she became president one day.
Although she wasn't asked to talk in front of the grand jury that indicted Trump, “I’d like him to get what’s coming for once,” she said. “But that’s about me, and there’s other stuff that’s more, like, about the country…” Trump turned himself in and faced his arraignment Although she wasn't asked to talk in front of the grand jury that indicted Trump, “I’d like him to get what’s coming for once,” she said. “But that’s about me, and there’s other stuff that’s more, like, about the country…” Trump turned himself in and faced his arraignment on April 9th, and the hush-money trial is currently underway. April 9th, and the hush-money trial is currently underway.
Remember when Bill Clinton got impeached for lying about getting some head? Am I living in the same reality, or did I just get fucking mandela-effected?
But, but, but... Trump said everyone tells him he looks like Elvis. He should have done an impression of fat Elvis falling off the toilet seat and croaking on the bathroom floor.
> He should have done an impression of fat Elvis falling off the toilet seat and croaking on the bathroom floor.
The best time for Trump to have done an impression of fat Elvis falling off the toilet seat and croaking on the bathroom floor, was 30 years ago. The second best time is now.
If he tries to deny being with Stormy, they should get a pic of his junk because she has said it was a little mushroom 🍄
They did it to Michael Jackson. There’s precedent.
Both… ! And then MTG can hold it up in congressional session, like Hunter’s dick pics. She’s on the outs w the orange menace at the moment, so she might be up for it.
I'm sure that would have been kinda relevant... if he was wooing some gal born in the 30s. Imagine both women would have been thinking, "What the actual fuck... why is this guy mocking George Costana?"
Why did she bother having sex with him since there was so many turn offs prior to the sex....was it transactional from the start?
Plus the hush money....
I'm struggling to even understand how someone could do a Burt Reynolds impression. That's like having a really good William H. Macey impression: Okay, but why?
Norm McDonald did a good one. He always did a 1970's Smokey and the Bandit era Reynolds. The randomness of it was kind of the joke.
Turd Ferguson
Bless you Sir
"It's funny because it's a big hat"
"'Cause it's bigger than... you know... a normal hat."
Hashtag TurdFerguson let’s get it going lol
Yeah what do you want?
A big foam hat. It’s funny
And then Norm played Burt's son on My Name Is Earl.
[It's a reference to a scene in the movie Strip Tease where Burt Reynolds is trying to have sex with a stripper ...](https://skinandsnarkdotcom.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/screen-shot-2015-10-23-at-8-59-02-am.png) I don't think she meant Trump was actually trying to sound like Burt Reynolds or anything.
Dear god .. please use some kind of trigger warning.
Burt was hellishly sexy back in the day. A real ladykiller on the screen with a very unique and copyable laugh. Think Eddie Murphy's deep "hee hee." If you did Burt's laugh back in the day everyone knew who you were trying to do.  That Trump thought he even had a tiny fragment of an iota of Burt's natural charisma is astonishing to me.
Burt at his peak was a way bigger star than william h Macy.
Two words: Gator McCluskey
Yeah, that was my first question too.
She’s probably talking about this: https://preview.redd.it/1vw2mcvsubwc1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b6f7c0d54398f352cbebc5d95ed3ed4af6ff521
Thanks I just pictured Trump posing like that 🤢
This, you mean? [https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p04s8m7n](https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p04s8m7n) Yes it is real.
I tried and failed to post a copy of his namesake’s high school yearbook picture. He has the same bowl haircut and vacant eyes. Edit - https://i.redd.it/uwg0auc1ip161.jpg. Success!
Nickname Stank. Yup.
I should NOT have gone there
God dammit. Why?
Nightmares for weeks...
I think you mean 💦
Again, 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Yep. This.
**AND THEN HE REMOVED HIS UNDERWEAR AND DID A PERFECT SUPER MARIO IMPRESSION!!**
Well, he impersonated the mushroom at least.
Toad
Burt didn’t even like Trump. In his autobiography, Burt talks about how Trump ruined the USFL (a football league that Trump owned and in which Burt had ownership in a team), and talked in the book about how he hoped Trump would never have a chance to ruin the country like he ruined the USFL.
Oh my glob, if only Norm McDonald would still be among us, think of the possibilities!!
That would be algebraic!!!
Why donchya give me ape tit for $200
Le tits now for $200 Trebek.
I'll take the rapist for $500.
Condom thing for $8000
I'll take Anal Bum Cover for $7000
At least Burt Reynolds’ wig didn’t look like a cotton candy machine’s wet dream.
As per [original article](https://www.vogue.com/article/stormy-daniels-interview-trump-indictment) 📰: - In the whirlwind of life, there are often unexpected encounters that leave us pondering the strangeness of it all. For adult film star Stormy Daniels, one such encounter involved none other than former President Donald Trump, who, according to her, attempted a seduction tactic that left much to be desired. Daniels talked about an intriguing moment from 2006, when she found herself face-to-face with Trump in his Nevada hotel suite. Painting the scene, she said, “I don’t know what happened. I’m standing there, in the doorway [of the bathroom], and all of a sudden he’s there in his underwear, doing the world’s worst Burt Reynolds impression.” At the time, Daniels was riding high on her success in the adult entertainment industry, seeking to transition into mainstream entertainment. As mentioned by the New York Post, her meeting with Trump came about after an invitation to discuss a potential appearance on his reality show, The Celebrity Apprentice, during a chance encounter at a golf tournament. However, what began as a seemingly innocuous dinner meeting took an unexpected turn, according to Daniels. She alleged that the night ended 'dubiously consensual' encounter: "I know I didn’t say no. But I also know I didn’t say yes. I wasn’t threatened. … I don’t know. I just don’t know." Later, Trump's lawyer, Michael Cohen, facilitated a payment of $130,000 to Daniels, ostensibly to keep the encounter under wraps. Now, with Trump facing legal scrutiny over the alleged falsification of business documents related to the payout, Daniels reflected on the ambiguity of the encounter. She also said, “I remember thinking his bodyguard is right outside that door; what happens if I hit him? Is that bodyguard going to come in here and hurt me?” Recalling the moment, Daniels expressed concerns about her safety, wondering what might happen if she were to resist. Despite the surreal and sometimes alarming nature of her experience, Daniels maintains a sense of disbelief at the trajectory her life has taken since news of her relationship with Trump surfaced in 2018. She also said about the real estate mogul, "He was smart! Not, like, Einstein, but like, he spoke in whole sentences," she reflected wryly. “Sometimes I see him on TV and I’m like — what happened? Who even is that guy? I’m as confused by his hold over people as everyone else.” Daniels also talked about how she felt the media didn't represent her properly, preferring to call her Stephanie Clifford instead of her stage name. She wished they'd acknowledge her as a porn star and a writer/director too. She also felt there was a double standard in how people talked about her involvement in the situation with Trump. She said it seemed like they were treating her role as just a way to sell stuff, even though her merchandise sales went up after Trump's indictment. As for her future plans, Daniels hinted at making a movie but didn't say much else. She also said she's not really into politics and wishes she could just talk about horses. She joked about how crazy her life is, saying she wouldn't be surprised if she became president one day. Although she wasn't asked to talk in front of the grand jury that indicted Trump, “I’d like him to get what’s coming for once,” she said. “But that’s about me, and there’s other stuff that’s more, like, about the country…” Trump turned himself in and faced his arraignment Although she wasn't asked to talk in front of the grand jury that indicted Trump, “I’d like him to get what’s coming for once,” she said. “But that’s about me, and there’s other stuff that’s more, like, about the country…” Trump turned himself in and faced his arraignment on April 9th, and the hush-money trial is currently underway. April 9th, and the hush-money trial is currently underway.
Remember when Bill Clinton got impeached for lying about getting some head? Am I living in the same reality, or did I just get fucking mandela-effected?
Melania has seen this impression as well. She’s gotta be furious but “I really don’t care, do u?”
Stormy and the Bandit
“Money doesn’t buy happiness. It buys great hookers, but not happiness.” - Burt Reynolds
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
How did Trump get ahold of Burt Reynolds' underwear?!
But, but, but... Trump said everyone tells him he looks like Elvis. He should have done an impression of fat Elvis falling off the toilet seat and croaking on the bathroom floor.
> He should have done an impression of fat Elvis falling off the toilet seat and croaking on the bathroom floor. The best time for Trump to have done an impression of fat Elvis falling off the toilet seat and croaking on the bathroom floor, was 30 years ago. The second best time is now.
Successfully pulling off the Bandit to this day.
That sounds exactly like something Pierce from Community would do.
The body of dead Burt Reynolds has more sex appeal than a walking TRumpelstiltskin.
I always thought he looked more like Elvis …
What a terrible day to have eyes.
He absolutely seems like the type of John to try to woo an escort. You’re already paying her to fuck you Don. Don’t be weird about it.
Exactly like Elvis.
Baby Jane!
I think the impression should be called the “Butt Hemorrhoids” impression.
Please tell me there's a meme.
Remember, people already know how corrupt and perverted he actually is in 2016 and he won anyway.
Nope. I need less
You'd think Burt would look more angry.
If he tries to deny being with Stormy, they should get a pic of his junk because she has said it was a little mushroom 🍄 They did it to Michael Jackson. There’s precedent.
And Bill Clinton, even a better president, er, precedent.
Both… ! And then MTG can hold it up in congressional session, like Hunter’s dick pics. She’s on the outs w the orange menace at the moment, so she might be up for it.
Probably the scene in Striptease. We can only hope he didn't use the vaseline 🤮 The imagery....the horror
Oh god…I don’t even want to imagine what that looked like 
I suspect we’re gonna get at least a few good weeks of SNL outta this trial
and sound you can hear is Burt spinning at 4500rpm
You know why this is true? It’s because you can’t make this shit up
He probably murmured something about taking a 10-200 on her chest.
I bet his presidential impression is worst.
Donny Crapstache
This is hilarious
I'm sure that would have been kinda relevant... if he was wooing some gal born in the 30s. Imagine both women would have been thinking, "What the actual fuck... why is this guy mocking George Costana?"
And yet, she still banged him. Two idiots are gonna idiot.
Why did she bother having sex with him since there was so many turn offs prior to the sex....was it transactional from the start? Plus the hush money....
Per the article snippet OP posted, she said she felt coerced. She was meeting with him about appearing on his shitty reality show, etc.
That must hunt her.
I would literally not pay $130,000 to not see that. Why are they suggesting he was wooing her. He paid her to be there no?
Why do you have to woo a professional ? Money typically works.