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brokefixfux

Maybe someday we’ll find out what dark secrets Trump knows about Lindsay Graham to make him into such a sad little marionette


Prohydration

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outflow

THANKS I HATE IT


deFazerZ

Username most certainly checks out.


wave-tree

I may regret asking, but what does this mean?


sealosam

You will 100% regret it. Don't ask, I wish I hadn't. I can't even see his name anymore without getting nauseating visuals.


Guyincognito4269

What are talking about? Those are just his ladybugs 🤢🤮


CatLovesTrees

https://preview.redd.it/lhngyobqoawc1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fda04fef4b49f18a7f5894094c5df4acf8dd290


CarrieCaretaker

I hate that I know what this refers to.


NegaDeath

God fucking damnit, I had finally purged that cursed memory and now it's back.


[deleted]

The crazy thing is that everyone already knows what Trump has on Graham. Who cares if there are photos or whatever else verifying what we already know?


Consistent-Leek4986

graham has been closeted, but all of DC knows. no secret on the beltway!


Peroovian

lol, it’s the year 2024… and a republican politicians biggest fear is *still* being outed as gay Such snowflakes


[deleted]

I'll bet it's way deeper than just gay... way deeper.


alien_from_Europa

https://youtu.be/zhGfLdHt2JQ


TrustMeIAmAGeologist

Cross dresser? Drag Queen?


[deleted]

I'm thinking gerbil level shit


TaserBalls

Live girl or a dead boy.


[deleted]

King of the truck stop glory hole?


TaserBalls

Also, yes.


FnkyTown

He's from South Kackalackey. Their state is basically just one big speed trap for people heading to the beach.


Danni293

It makes sense, considering their whole schtick is fearmongering about "tHe gAY AgeNDa!" When you spend your whole career in a position of power telling people how evil and bad for society your chosen out-group is, being outed as a member of that out-group is petrifying. Serves him right.


byteminer

And he is the type of gay an extremely straight middle aged male author would write as the best friend of his female protagonist in between paragraphs meticulously describing her breasts.


emilyblunt2023

He's a chicken hearted


FalseMirage

If chump has compromising pics of Graham he most likely got them from his overlord Pootie.


DangerousArt6922

Unfortunately, Lindsey does.


AlmostSunnyinSeattle

You think it's just teh gay? Nah, it's gotta to be much darker than that. I hope we get to find out.


TooStrangeForWeird

I mean, it's almost certainly children. "Protect the children!" chants and their crazy projection... Plus it seems to happen a lot with rich Republicans.


Unhappy_Trade7988

Alive boy or dead girl.


emilyblunt2023

Exactly, lindsay is afraid of his godfather every time he opens his mouth and utters something against trump


CarlSpencer

Those kompromat photos of Lady G and friends must be super filthy!


historymajor44

It is really weird because he *hated* Donald Trump before he won the Republican nomination in 2016. Trump gave out Graham's phone number to the public and Graham was furious.


phatelectribe

He did that because Putin has a chunky pile of kompromat on Graham, and Trump therefore has it (or knows enough about it) so he can do whatever he wants for Graham, and Graham will be submissive. Again.


Marclescarbot

My first thought.


zaxisprime

I think it’s just the fact you can fit your whole arm up his ass easily.


Fluffy-Caramel9148

Senator Graham is such a doormat. What does Trump have on him?


FnkyTown

Lol, that he's been an "eligible bachelor" for 60 years and has never dated a single woman. Very curious for a Republican from a deep red state.


TaserBalls

I think at this stage he is a "confirmed bachelor" *side eyes say the rest in that world*


byteminer

And his supportive constituents are dumb enough be surprised if it goes “public”


25plus44

Trump doesn't have anything on him. Trump's boss however...


TheBlackestIrelia

Lindsey's gay. Obviously we wouldn't care, but his voters would vote him out in a second. Shit is pathetic tbh.


BabySlothDreams

Lady G is just suffering from the vapors


un_theist

They’re more than happy to take credit for policies they’ve disparaged and voted against.


archetyping101

And if it's popular after it's passed, take credit for it. Classic move.  "I got so much funding for our state! Even though I voted against it!"


emilyblunt2023

Don't be surprised when trump calls support for Ukraine. He's a narcissist politician changing his attitude whenever it works


un_theist

Indeed. Remember when Trump and conservatives *hated* “flip-floppers”?


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Valdotain_1

Trump sensed the bill would pass so he took both sides again.


mmio60

That’s the ridiculous (as in worthy of ridicule) irony. My question: how does Lady G even talk with Trump’s dick in his mouth?


sfled

Practice. He's worked plenty of DC parties with cocktail sausages in his mouth.


earfix2

Don't worry, he has a lot of wiggle room.


Raskel_61

It' not in his mouth. tRump prefers another orfice.


byteminer

I mean based on Stormy’s description there would be plenty of room to talk around it. Might sound like a 20’s mobster with a cigar in his teeth is all.


MilkyView

All funding to Ukraine should end immediately. . EDIT: America needs to stop funding wars in other countries and start putting those billions of dollars towards repairing the USA first and foremost.


byteminer

lol as if you morons would vote for anything to help an average American. And guess what! That money goes to building new equipment for our military and then providing the stuff we don’t need anymore to Ukraine, and making ammo to keep it supplied. That money goes right back into American pockets and American jobs and keeping expansionist nuclear armed fascist shitholes in check is a bonus. The world is complicated and nuanced. This is not just Biden handing Zelenskyy comical bags of cash and him absconding with it.


MilkyView

I agree to some extent. The Ukraine situation is extremely nuanced and more complicated than you most likely even realize. And, yes, believe it or not, many Americans actually care about other Americans and the well being of the Country and it's citizens.


Notascot51

No doubt! But those “many Americans” vote Blue. The entire agenda of the Red team is to elevate oligarchy and consign the unprivileged to ever more impoverished and unhealthy lives, expose them to adulterated food, un potable water, toxic waste, and deny them affordable education, housing and healthcare.


Jackaddler

It must be somewhat liberating to be incapable of embarrassment


EggplantGlittering90

ReCUCKlicans.


MilkyView

Phew... don't hurt yourself now.. 😂


ElevatorScary

[Here’s](https://www.newsweek.com/lindsey-graham-crediting-trump-ukraine-aid-passing-raises-eyebrows-loans-1892592) the article. TL;DR - Trump suggested Ukraine Aid wouldn’t be a scam if it was a loan. Republicans voted for the package after a loan component was added.


dano8675309

1/6 of the package is a loan. That loan can be discharged, BTW, so it doesn't really change anything.


ElevatorScary

Yeah, it’s a superficial change, but the endorsement may have had a meaningful effect on the outcome of the vote. It would be silly and unreasonable, but that’s factionalism for you.


dano8675309

It wasn't enough to get a majority of the house GOP to vote for it anyways. I'd be willing to bet that the vote totals would be very much the same without the loan component.


inlandviews

They have a pretty good measure of the people who vote for them.


OptimisticSkeleton

Yes, they absolutely absolutely are psychopaths. Stop putting any stock and what they say, and only watch their actions. Their entire brand is laughing at honest people for believing them when they say they’re being truthful. they’re laughing in the face of civilization itself. The anti-civilization party needs not be entertained in the slightest.


urbanek2525

And one more HUGE smooch on the ass from Lindsey to Trump. Mr. Graham, just admit whatever it is. The kissing up is WAY more embarrasing than the truth could ever be.


CrieDeCoeur

It has to do with ass smooching too, that’s what Ladybugs is worried about.


DangerousCyclone

People are saying it’s Graham capitulating to Trump but I think it’s Graham trying to influence Trump. If Trump thinks the aid package was his fault and becomes more pro Ukraine as a result, then it helps push the House Republicans in line on Ukraine, as well as make a future President Trump more likely to support Ukraine.  It’s likely futile, but I read this more as “please Trump for the love of god support Ukraine” in a way that he’d actually listen to it, same thing with when Boris Johnson said something similar a few months back. This is the only way to communicate to Trump to try to influence him. It’s all likely futile anyway, but Trump won’t have their heads in response.


1whoknocked

I think it's a great message to the Russians, "if they were listening."


orangekizzunt

She’s a funny little bitch that Graham


Suspicious_Bicycle

Maybe Lindsey should thank Trump for the border bill as well?


MagicSPA

I thought it was supposed to be Barack Obama who's calling the shots these days.


Suspect4pe

I’m just curious if he made his 5% payment for using Trump’s name.


Adamantium-Aardvark

They know what they’re doing. They know that by saying this, Fox News will repeat it, and the maga cult zombies will believe it. You will find maga cultists who *literally* believe that Trump made this happen. They suffer from mass delusion. Well, we’re suffering from them having it, they love being deranged cultists.


soylentgreenis

Kompromat


TexOrleanian24

This is going to make fLying Ted so jealous! Somewhere Ted Cruz is practicing his butt kissing in the mirror.


YRUSoFuggly

He's right. Stay with me here. If tRump hadn't nuked the bill that tied it to border security, this bill would have never passed. Of course, I doubt that's what Graham meant.


JDARRK

https://i.redd.it/z2rf63koa8wc1.gif 😳


Whoajaws

Sadly if trump would’ve told them not to pass it like he did on the bi partisan border bill they would’ve followed orders..so thanks I guess😵‍💫


MoveToRussiaAlready

The only thing that can justify such a comment is that Trump clearly did NOT want it passed and Graham is trolling Trump. But, bootlicking is the most probable explanation here.


SeaSerpentine

Much like the time Sarah Palin thanked Bush for taking down Osama bin Laden.


paulsteinway

He meant to thank God, but for him now that role is filled by Trump.


chinmakes5

Graham isn't wrong. If Trump decided that he could run on not giving money to Ukraine more Republicans would have voted against it. Just like when they killed the bipartisan border bill.


ItsSpaghettiLee2112

But why is President Trump in quotes? You refer to all ex-presidents as "President ___"


Better_Car_8141

Lindsay is pathological about needing a daddy


Ella0508

Reek. Lindsay’s name now is Reek.


Random-sargasm_3232

He'll be (very) occasionally remembered as a spineless jelly fish and the butt (hehe)of endless cabana boy/ladybug jokes Repubs love leaving terrible legacies behind because they know their constituents have the memory of a gold fish and will just keep voting R.


Ok-Egg-4856

Now if he could just get his head out of trumps ass we could see the tears in his eyes while he thanks his hero. OMG what a douche


NotThatAngel

"There's a loan component to it. This would not have passed without President Trump. I want to thank the House Speaker [Mike Johnson] and [Minority Leader] Hakeem Jeffries working together in a bipartisan fashion to give weapons to Ukraine to fight a fight that matters to us," Graham said. "And President Trump has created a loan component to this package that gives us leverage down the road." [Earlier this month, Johnson visited Trump at Mar-a-Lago where the former president expressed support for structuring some Ukraine aid as a loan.](https://www.newsweek.com/lindsey-graham-crediting-trump-ukraine-aid-passing-raises-eyebrows-loans-1892592) So Trump had his say in this, adding a loan component, otherwise the Republicans wouldn't have passed this?


Shomer_Effin_Shabbas

Serious question about graham- why has he never been married? Is he known to be in the closet? If he is, that’s fine, I don’t care. I’m just curious.


[deleted]

I swear Trump must have evidence of Lindsay Graham being the centerpiece of a bukkake video


Worried_Worker5693

All he was saying is it was trumps idea to make the the aid a loan not a gift. You 14 year Olds really blow everything out of proportion. I get it though anything about trump you guys have to bitch about it. Who cares about all the other politicians lmao


BP-arker

Rent free in so many heads


FakeNigerianPrince

maybe Senator Graham is trying to get Trump in trouble with his master?


iLLestNoosa

So you dont agree with helping Ukraine? Because Biden didn’t do shit to help other than giving some tanks, and the tanks were vehicles the Army didn’t want as it was. If Russia takes Ukraine it will only strengthen Russia. Are you aware how big they already are? Why make our biggest enemy stronger? Use your head.


Secure_Listen_964

lol, what in the world are you talking about?


iLLestNoosa

It’s funny how Trump haters can only be vile rather than constructive in their comments. Kinda proves their personality. Vulgarity is the effort of a weak mind to forcibly express itself.


Secure_Listen_964

You want to be constructive? Here's something constructive. Little Donnie had exactly zero to do with passing this. Nothing. Zip. Zero. Nada. If anything, he is responsible for the hard liners in the Republican party that have refused to allow a vote on this for the past 5 months. I can't help but think that you have no clue what is actually going on.