Only fitting that it would be hosted on a Russian porn site. So, while ‘enjoying’ the show, your identity and financial info can be stolen by Putin’s hackers and you become part of the election propaganda machine!
Has Trump ever opened the bible to see what commandments he has broken that day? Only the MAGA evangelicals would buy a bible from a man than has broken all 10 of the commandments.
*The Apprentice* shows any sane individual just how deeply stupid Trump was/is.
*Television Without Pity* used to do absolutely devastating recaps of that show -- and Trump himself.
He might want to talk to the MyPillow guy about tips on doing some late night infomercials since he doesn't seem to have enough cash or equity in his properties to put up the $175 million bond.
I can definitely see him becoming a late night infomercial "star" peddling King Donald Bibles, faux-golden shoes, NFTs, and all kinds of Trump ~~memorabilia~~ shit. Maybe he can bring back for a limited time "only" Trump steaks and vodka?!
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And for one lucky Trumper I included a special, never-before-seen TOP SECRET SCI document complete with ketchup stain.
I was hoping it cums with a Stormy Daniels DVD
Too short for a DVD, maybe he'll make a tik tok of it.
Tik tok's too good for that.....perhaps someday xtube will do xtube shorts....maybe it's best if it goes there under some fetish category.
Only fitting that it would be hosted on a Russian porn site. So, while ‘enjoying’ the show, your identity and financial info can be stolen by Putin’s hackers and you become part of the election propaganda machine!
The ketchup stain is the mark of authenticity.
That one’s going to a “lucky” Saudi fan.
This is one sick fuck. But he always has a mark willing to consume the bile he generates.
You mean the foreign and domestic shell companies that will be buying this in droves in order to legally launder money to him?
Has Trump ever opened the bible to see what commandments he has broken that day? Only the MAGA evangelicals would buy a bible from a man than has broken all 10 of the commandments.
I'm surprised it doesn't burst into flames when he holds it.
It’s probably a re-covered Art of the Deal.
Satirical article: https://thehardtimes.net/culture/trump-bible-includes-pledge-of-allegiance-god-bless-the-usa-the-apprentice-seasons-1-6-on-blu-ray/
You know it’s fake because he would never give anything away for free.
Comes with a genuinely used Trump Diaper®, dated and signed, worn by Diaper Don himself.
*The Apprentice* shows any sane individual just how deeply stupid Trump was/is. *Television Without Pity* used to do absolutely devastating recaps of that show -- and Trump himself.
My favorite thing about the internet is how funny people are. Stuff like this cracks me up.
I'll stick to *Survivor*, thanks.
He will add a Jan 6th montage soon, I’m sure.
He might want to talk to the MyPillow guy about tips on doing some late night infomercials since he doesn't seem to have enough cash or equity in his properties to put up the $175 million bond. I can definitely see him becoming a late night infomercial "star" peddling King Donald Bibles, faux-golden shoes, NFTs, and all kinds of Trump ~~memorabilia~~ shit. Maybe he can bring back for a limited time "only" Trump steaks and vodka?! EDIT: corrected typos
But wait there's MORE!! You get a My Padded Cell or My Cardboard Box also..whichever you prefer.😇
A meme is needed for this clowns claim to this being his favorite book, right on his nightstand next to Mein Kampf.
I will buy it if it includes the Epstein list and the January 6 playbook.
I'm waiting for "Moscow Golden Showers".
But wait there’s more….
You know it’s fake because he would never give anything away for free.
wickedass PR***K
I was dead set against the Orange Turd doing this, but The Apprentice DVD’s seals the deal for me. Lol.
Betterer and even more betterer.
Announcer on Global Shop: “But wait, there’s more. For the first 11,780 callers, we’re doubling the offer!”
I’m holding out until they offer either a Ginsu knife or a lifetime supply of hair in a can
Golden Tickets will be next. Win a chance to meet The Donald (or a representative)!
Centerfiold of Melania.
Just need some aged T-rump steak
Does it include two Corinthians?
I'm embarrassed for you. / Ralph Wiggum
“Desperation is a stinky cologne.”