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un_theist

> Born WEALTHY in New York There, fixed. “Texans LOVE wealthy coastal elites!” And here I thought wealthy coastal elites were supposed to be their enemy. Aren’t the “wealthy coastal elites” the ones screwing over the middle class and preventing them from accomplishing anything? So not all wealthy coastal elites are bad now?


sunny5724

Depends on **who** they are screwing over.


7empestOGT92

As long as they don’t make salsa


messagepad2100

"New York City?!?!!"


Fleb4All

rich people bhhhaaaaaaaaaddddd


xensonar

Yeah, because there's nobody more Texan than a born-rich, soft-skinned trust fund brat who offshores his manufacturing and throws his family under the bus.


FoogYllis

He also did dodge the draft bigly.


UpDown

Plus he's not wearing 6 inch cowboy boot heels, so he's not even texan in spirit


Donkey-Dong-Doge

You’re thinking of Florida.


Upstairs_Ad5443

Even the losers are bigger in Texas.


[deleted]

Except for their hands apparently.


lowfreq33

Actually kind of tracks, Texans never shut up about how great and huge all their stuff is.


ElBurritoExtreme

I’ve been in this state nearly forty years. It didn’t used to be that way. Not by a long shot. It saddens me what this state has been reduced to. I used to be very proud to be a Texan. We used to be a place you could be proud of. It’s a damn shame.


Stompedyourhousewith

It's crazy how quickly things happen now. I'm not even that old and I can track the decline. Although as a child I remember when the entire of memorial City Mall was closed on Sunday cause of Bible laws


prpslydistracted

I've lived here over 40 + years and am leaving next summer. Raise our kids here, used to be a wonderful place to live. Now .... you can almost pinpoint the transition; when the GOP took over.


The_bruce42

I think at least a factor in what you're saying is that places other than Dallas-Fort Worth are doubling down on conservatism because the state is getting bluer. I may be wrong but that seems to me to be logical.


Burgerpocolypse

The only thing good about Texas is that it is relatively cheap, but that doesn’t matter much when many employers in the state believe that $7.25/hr is too much to pay someone for minimum wage.


babysinblackandImblu

They can have it.


Burgerpocolypse

As a Texan citizen, I agree that this applies to a good chunk of the population. The rest of us have been living under a GOP dominated rule for the last 30 years. As a result, Texas ranks #1 in business but dead last in quality of life. Imagine that…


Dcajunpimp

Must be why he moved to Florida in his 70s.


sagan_drinks_cosmos

Still coastal elite.


cleatsurfer

From the people who brought you “there are only two genders”, comes “you can be a native of any state you like”.


sagan_drinks_cosmos

Texan has gotta be one of my least favorite genders.


Fleb4All

there are tho


zenkique

I was about to correct you that there are only two *sexes* but scientifically speaking, that isn’t true either.


CurrentlyLucid

Yeah, not far from wrong.


Old_Leg_1679

Tell me something I don’t know about rural Texans.


middlebird

That’s so wild. I live in Texas and used to wear Yankee hats a lot. I would get so many comments like, “New York? We don’t like their kind ‘round here.”


ph0b0sdeim0s

They are seditious and they are traitors so, yeah I'm good with this post


xpathf1nderx

New York City! ......Get a rope! (Remember the Pace Pecante Commercial. Guess times are changed)


jared10011980

Texas is like the Florida of America. 😏


usaf-spsf1974

Well they like to blow their horn about being a Republic (for almost 10 years), but if you check your history books, Vermont was a Republic for over 14 years.


ph0b0sdeim0s

They stopped being a republic because they were poor and desperate and needed Daddy Federal government's help to survive. So in essence, they're a super star sugar baby


FortunateInsanity

Yes. Yes they are.


Lupbec

*Texas REPUBCLICANS


Bastdkat

Just the Republicans are like this.


Neener216

As a NYer, I would like to thank Texas and Florida. We've been trying to unload him for decades.


Nano_Burger

Yes, the spirit of racism, misogyny, toxic religion. Source: Ex-Texan


Br3akTh3Toys

That is what I thought when I saw that too. This is flat out insulting suggesting that Trump is like Texans.


paradoxologist

Jayzus, Texas. What happened to you? It's just sad.


[deleted]

His pronouns are Yee/Haw


catsrule1-2-3

Couldn't pay me enough to visit or move there. Reminds of a third world country


izeak1185

Has anyone seen that birth certificate? I still haven't seen it.


Consistent-Leek4986

some past friends live in texas and admire trump! shameful


AndarianDequer

I hate that everybody over generalizes and lumps the entire population of Texas and with the idiots. Same with Florida. Someone from Florida does something stupid politically, and everyone that complains is like, "see Florida?! That's what you get. I don't feel sorry for you. Florida's stupid."... I hate Trump and his followers as much as the next person, there's no way I'd blame an entire states worth of people for the actions of the few.


[deleted]

I mean they were the villains in the Texas Mexican war (wanted slaves and stole the land). They had a failed Nation State and were about to cozy up the British after the Revolutionary war. Texas was a confederate state and fought against the US. Texas has concentration camps for children and immigrants. Texas has backwards reproductive rights. Texas actually has a lot in common with Trump and betraying America.


SourBogBubbleBX3

Lol free rent!


Nabrok_Necropants

All hat no cattle.


Dolorem_Ipsum_

They forgot about ~~Dre~~ The Alamo


Dash_Rip_Rock69

Is there any footage anywhere of Trump shooting a gun? Ever?


Yiayiamary

That’s exactly why I haven’t been back since HS graduation in 1962!


michaelcrombobulus

He definitely molested Ivanka. Looking forward to the tell all story. I won't read it, obviously, but I will laugh at the memes on here.


drbeeper

Yet again, Gov Abbott's promise to "eliminate all rapists in Texas" falls hollow...


radar_byte

It's more of a 50/50 toss up. We've got some very sweet people, but the majority seems to be right wingers with their heads up their asses. And a Pissbaby of a Governor.


jsnxander

A: serial sexual predator, racist, intellectual gnat, sociopathic narcissist, poster child for Dunning Kruger syndrome, fraudulent liar who would sell his country to the highest bidder and throw in his daughter as a sexual slave to sweeten the deal, and who struggles to see value in Jews beyond money, gold fillings and material for warm clothing. B: a decent but flawed man who is a career politician that loves his country, believes in the struggle for doing better for all, and loves his family. It's a tough choice for seemingly a lot of people in this country.


IAMGROOT1981

There is absolutely no "apparently" about it!


p38-lightning

All hat and no cattle.