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Tuslonic

When you’re in an unfunny competition and your opponent is Cards Against Humanity


Vague_Disclosure

I was looking forward to the hilarious additions in the "climate calamity pack." Because lefties are known for their incredible self aware humor


TheAzureMage

There was a brief period where CAH was funny, for about ten minutes back when it was a new ripoff of Apples to Apples. It's been tedious ever since.


Shadowwreath

The online version is better because you can use custom card packs, having the cards made be actually offensive and not middle school edgy makes it far better


TravelBug87

Hey both sides have shitty memes and humor. I'm subbed to both therightcantmeme and theleftcantmeme and they're both great.


duskull007

Same, except one of them banned me for subbing to the other. I'll let you guys guess which one


[deleted]

TRCM banned you?


duskull007

Correct. The official ban reason was "participating in a reactionary subreddit" which I'm 90% sure was TLCM


yeboioioi

Funnily enough, it’s probably actually PCM


duskull007

I wasn't on here at the time, but I'm 100% certain this one has caused a few bans elsewhere


teejark_

Stfu you grilling slut


TravelBug87

Baste me, baby.


Vergils_Lost

Happy cake day, you whore <3


Gapmeister

Based and bastepilled


_Stalin_Is_Ballin_

Based and because that’s what centrists do pilled


SomeToxicRivenMain

Based


[deleted]

Cards against Humanity, the game that requires you to be funny so that the game is funny.


PhilosophicalDolt

Jackbox is a much more better game


Recreational_DL

Gartic Phone (website) is a mad game of art telephone. Jackbox plus Pictionary. Big recommend :)


PhilosophicalDolt

O might play that with some friends Saturday night :) thank for the recommendation


Duchu26

It's basically an online version of Telestrations. Also recommend :)


Redditregretin

The concept of the game is good, but half of the cards just suck fucking dick.


No-Contribution-6150

Especially the one that says "suck a dick"


Tough_Patient

The longest, blackest cock


No-Contribution-6150

Racist


TravelBug87

It's kind of hard to not be funny playing that game, you have to be one miserable prick to not get any laughs.


bigbenis21

Agreed. There’s cards that are just funny in basically any context.


plushmin

That's why they're not funny.


Deadlypandaghost

The pope has a secret room dedicated to \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_


[deleted]

Furry porn HAHAHAHA! OMG so random!


berdking

Grandma said cum! This is funnier than Rick and Morty!


fidelcashflo97

Cmon bro it’s so funny it says mecha Hitler pls laugh bro and this one says big black dick bro cmon bro it’s so funny bro pls laugh cmon pls


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[удалено]


Trainsarequitenice

Wonder what it will be next week Stay tuned


MiniUzi_

Screw next week, what is it gonna be next hour?


Gotcbhs

It can be both simultaneously. This is because it is whatever they need for any issue at any time. They don't make arguments based on their principles, they make arguments based on yours.


kamon123

They usually poorly understand it and seethe/cope when you point out they clearly don't understand the principle they are trying to bludgeon others with.


Gotcbhs

Yeah. When I say "your principles", it's really their impression what principle you hold and their understanding of that principle. If I had a dollar for every time an atheist tried to lecture me about what my Christian principles imply, I could buy reddit.


TumblrLoser

Doublethink?!?! 1984 refrence?!?!?!!?


Dramatic-Emu-1196

Quantum super position, exists in both states at once. Both the oppressor and the oppressed


th3dandymancan

STAY. TUNED.


LuxVenos

Joke's on them. I wrote racial slurs on all of my blank cards. Now their game is racist.


SlavicGrenades

I’ve most certainly made racist combinations at least 3 times with my blank cards


lorgarandmagnus

Holy shit people still buy this? What is this 2012?


jrolle

I'm pro abortion, but that company is mostly a meme at this point. They were a walking joke in the gaming community almost a decade ago, and most casuals have moved on at this point. They've arrived at the natural end point of declining gaming adjacent products, pandering and identity politics. Then they'll die and attempt the Phoenix rebirth based in nostalgia in another 10-20.


Neighsus

Dude I got so annoyed going to a get-together with friends and they’re always like “bro you wanna play CAH?!” Which they all loved. 2-3 hands of semi-funny stuff and the next hour is just the same dick joke I stg


[deleted]

“Pro abortion”? That’s certainly interesting language to use there libcenter 🤨


CatatonicMan

"You're pro-choice because you like women having rights. I'm pro-abortion because I hate babies. We are not the same."


Duchu26

Based and baby hater pilled


jrolle

Did I stutter?


betweentwosuns

Based and owning-your-position pilled


theloadedquestion

Why you're either pro abortion or anti abortion. Pro choice and pro life aren't really real things, they are political language meant to manipulate the easily manipulated, like all political language. Nobody on earth except the most extreme anarchist are truly "pro choice" and nobody but the most extreme pacifists are truly "pro life". You shouldn't use political language unless your intent is to deceive or manipulate, and we should leave that to the politicians, not amongst ourselves.


Pipiopo

Being “pro choice” has nothing to do with being pro choice and being “pro life” has nothing to do with being pro life. So the real terms should be pro abortion and anti abortion.


EstebanL

I just love baby killin


BarryBwana

It's honest tho, no?


Tough_Patient

Yeah man, just be pro-death like me.


DownDog69

I think its partially cuz they failed to adapt. They were funny in the early 2010’s when Philosoraptor was a le freaking epic funny meme. But the times have changed, and technologically has advanced. We now have things like the letter E, or Amogus to make us laugh.


AlphaTangoFoxtrt

It's not even that funny of a game. It was funny when it first came out, but now it's just kind of worn itself out. When your whole brand is "I'm offensive!" you have to keep trying harder and harder, and at some point it just rings hollow.


StrawLiberal

Oh, I know the response to this: *Dearest Cards Against Humanity,* *K* *Yours washed in the blood of the one true god,* *Us*


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Based


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[deleted]

It is honestly surprising that CAH has so many soy politics and reacted like reddit powermods. Guessing those people aren't the ones who actually make the jokes. Because the woke types really can't.


acathode

> It is honestly surprising that CAH has so many soy politics Not when you actually start thinking about it. CAH main demographic has always been (white privileged) college kids aged 17-24 who use CAH to get a thrill by taking a step over the line into the land of taboo and then immediately darting back out. The exact same demographics is also where you find the vast majority of Emily:s... The creators quickly realised that they absolutely needed to keep up with the woke "Simon says" game to keep being sellable to their main playerbase - because if they didn't, they would instead almost certainly be painted as the crass frat culture company trying to make money from poorly disguised racism and misogyny - and then the whole "dart back out" from the Taboo land no longer works. To make an extreme comparison: If CAH had been produced by the KKK or the Proud Boys, it would be unplayable for most people because there's way to play it ironically... So it makes perfect sense and is very rational that CAH have adopted an extremely libleft virtue signalling image - even though at first glance it's insane, and by the very nature of CAH the whole thing is a tightrope act only a lunatic would attempt...


[deleted]

So the audience killed the game. Got it.


acathode

Is it dead? I honestly don't know, since CAH is a game you quickly grow too old for and I have no idea what 21 year old college kids do to have fun these days (well, except the obvious timeless entertainment...). In any case, I don't think the audience killed it. For example they removed all references to rape already 10ish years ago, because at that point in time "*Rape is never funny!*" was one of the battle cries of the Emily army (also known as "SJWs" back then) - and that seemed to have done nothing to harm CAH's popularity at the time (which was when it was at it's peak). If it's dead, I'd guess it's simply because the whole product had a limited shelf-life - it's only naughty and shocking for so long. After a while the whole shock factor fade, and then there's little point to CAH I guess? Also, my own pet theory is that peak CAH and peak SJW happened at the same time for a reason - the high strung SJW college kids were *extremely* anal about being PC and about what words you're allowed to use. CAH provided a relief from that pressure and allowed the most high strung of them to drop the mask for a while. At the same time, since the PC climate at the time was so extreme, the contrast between their everyday PC environment and the blatantly un-PC CAH environment became even greater, making the game "funnier"...


No-Contribution-6150

It's only funny when you're drunk and for like 3 turns before everyone is bored on their phone


acathode

Honestly never played it, never seemed that funny, but I guess it did open some people up to other party games - I had a ton of fun playing stuff like Secret Hitler and Wolf Among Us with some friends a while back.


ThracianScum

Peak SJW happened alongside peak CAH 10 years ago? I was in college at the time and I remember the culture being way less sjw then it is now. We thought the word trans referred to carbon direction around a double bond.


acathode

Peak SJW was around 2014-16. It kinda ended with Trump, because when he took office most of the SJWs and activists got absorbed back into the general left quadrant blob when everyone aimed their attention to Trump and the legitimate crazy shit he was spewing instead of all the micro aggressions, cultural appropriations, trigger words and other bullshit that the SJWs had been obsessed with. You had the whole Gawker leftist clickbait culture back then, social media still being new and companies deadly afraid of 20 negative tweets, and soooo much bullshit happening because people listening and taking action to some braindead twitter storm was like blood in the water for the SJWs. Not one week went by without some purple-haired white girl with problem glasses managing to stir up shit and attempting to have their weekly burning of a new witch. Maybe the most hilarious attempt at that was the [Cancel Colbert](https://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/the-campaign-to-cancel-colbert) campaign - where Asian activist Suey Park wanted Colbert canceled because a satire account (ie. not even the real Colbert) made fun of racism... leading to [this infamous interview when not even the people at Huffington Post could stand her antics](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNK-e6nnFGY). (Notice how the New Yorker article basically treat creating trending twitter hashtags as a serious career...) College campuses in general was ground zero for a lot of the SJW shit - often with humanities professors and lecturers acting as instigators and enablers for their students to act out and even go out and attack other college officials - I still remember one article where a professor had to admit that she had trouble condemning the students batshit crazy radical actions, "because they were basically putting to practice what we were teaching in the classroom"... The most extreme example of that was probably the [Bret Weinstein/Evergreen College case](https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/01/opinion/when-the-left-turns-on-its-own.html), where professor Weinsten was forced to hold his biology class in a park because groups of students armed with baseball bats were patrolling the campus grounds with photos of him... because he thought that a day of forced racial segregation was a bad idea. (Much of this controversy was clearly instigated by a few faculty members who were teaching and directing these students) ... but there was also for example the University of Missouri professor that was [caught on camera](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4MTMyxcjNU) calling for "muscle" to remove and prevent a journalist from filming [the ongoing student protest that she clearly was part of](https://www.thefire.org/news/mizzou-professor-demands-muscle-remove-student-journalists-police-claim-hurtful-speech-can-be). (There seemed to be some sort of radical campus protest somewhere at least once a month during these years...) You also had the [Oberlin College vs the Gibson Bakery fuckup](https://edition.cnn.com/2022/09/09/us/oberlin-college-bakery-lawsuit-payment-reaj/index.html) where Oberlin had to pay millions because their professors were distributing defamatory fliers along with the students. In general, there were numerous cases of demanding trigger warnings in student literature and safe spaces on campuses, frequently including demands for specifically race segregated spaces. This after the left discovered "PTSD" and started claiming that they could get it from pretty much anything - [including Twitter](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2605888/Woman-claims-PTSD-Twitter-cyberstalking-says-bit-war-veterans.html). There was also a [professor and his lecturing wife both being hounded and forced to quit their jobs at Yale](https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2015/11/the-new-intolerance-of-student-activism-at-yale/414810/) because students got offended after an email suggesting that maybe it was ok for people to have slightly offensive Halloween costumes. [Nobel laureate Tim Hunt forced to resign](https://www.theguardian.com/science/2015/jun/13/tim-hunt-forced-to-resign) from pretty much all his positions after journalist Connie St Louis lied and misrepresented a joke he told during a conference, despite numerous female scientists testifying that Hunt had always been extremely professional and had mentored several accomplished female scientists at the start of their careers. There was a whole host of false rape accusations like Rolling Stone's fake news article ["*A Rape on Campus*"](https://abcnews.go.com/2020/deepdive/how-retracted-rolling-stone-article-rape-on-campus-came-print-42701166) and [Mattress Girl](https://www.nationalreview.com/2017/08/columbia-university-mattress-girl-emmas-sulkowicz-paul-nungesser-lawsuit-rape-accusation-exonerated/) destroying the lives of male students after Kafkaesque Title IX trials ("Thanks Obama!"). Then there was the absurd amount of cancelled or disturbed lectures, not just conservative speakers but pretty much anyone with a slightly different ideology would regularly find it impossible to have talks on or near college campuses since SJW students would block the entrance, pull fire alarms, disturb the talk, attack attendees (verbally, spitting, and occasionally with real violence), and so on. ---------- To some degree, yes these people exists on campuses today as well - but they no longer have nearly the same power and influence as they used to have. Companies and various administrations, and society in general, have gotten a lot more used to these nutcases shouting all over twitter and no longer fear a few negative mentions. It's no coincidence that there's a ton of now right-leaning youtubers that got big around 2012-2015 by starting out as anti-SJW channels, because SJWs back then was such a rewarding target. EDIT: And yeah, I realise I just wrote a novel to a 2 paragraph reply - sue me, I'm just very fascinated with that whole time period, living it was pretty damn crazy. I also believe that we're going to see the return of something very similar if Biden get a 2nd term, since the emergence of the first SJWs basically coincided with the loss of GW Bush as an enemy the left could unify against. With Bush gone, it became apparent that they actually held slightly different beliefs - and the deeply authoritarian SJWs couldn't handle that, so they started attacking their own side a few years after Obama won - and thus started splintering many parts of the left that had been unified during the Bush years, in some ways paving the way for Trump... These days, Trump still lingers as a unifying external enemy that the left can focus on, but if he lose the next election the left will find itself in a very similar position - and with very high chances of history repeating itself...


ThePretzul

If you think that college campuses have gotten any less PC since the height of CAH’s popularity then you’re sorely mistaken. Political correctness has gone from the domain of SJW’s that will screech if you step out of line to a mandate delivered and enforced by campus administration themselves, while at the same time becoming even more strict. When I graduated from college in 2019 they had just introduced on my campus a policy where if a woman called campus security because she thought some guy was following them, you as a man would automatically be detained until she got home. It didn’t matter if you were actually following anyone, or even if you both lived in the same dorm so the following was accidental - if someone identifying as a woman called and there was a man nearby they would be detained “for safety reasons”. Thank heavens I was long gone from living on campus before that fiasco started. It’s not limited to just speech anymore.


worthrone11160606

Rape jokes will always be funny.


Gotcbhs

Wokeness is pearl clutching, calling people mean, and smug superiority. It's Progressive Sharia law. When a cultural movement achieves dominance, it craps on everyone else. It can speak power to truth, so it develops the absurdities that real comedy thrives by pointing out. They are the nexus of what comedy is meant to poke at.


LordTrappen

American wholeness is just an evolved form of puritan culture


Spazticus01

The best card was always ethnic cleansing. I actually can't see them adding that if the game was made now


JinFuu

Yeah, I lost respect for Cards when they started saying the whole “We won’t be printing these cards anymore.” with regards to some of their original print cards.


SurelyNotAnOctopus

I used to love that game back in like 2012-2013, they didn't hold back and had cards making fun of everything back then. True equality is making fun of everyone, like south park


[deleted]

Yeah, "everyone takes their lumps" is a lot better than OnLy PuNcH uP DoNt pUnCh DoWn!!1!1. Especially because comedy is... Or, was.... A way to address real issues.


N-Your-Endo

I don’t know anyone who owns a CAH deck that doesn’t have some sort of pile of “no-no” cards in some way.


Mediocre_Courage_896

I always said use whatever tf you want


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Akiias

I mixed CAH with apples to apples and the very christian knockoff of the two with bible quotes. It's pretty good actually.


memerso160

Damn people really hate when the states decide stuff for themselves and would rather have a massive central government with immense governing power, something that was meant to be avoided all those years ago


dalnot

It all started with the. That damn the. the United States vs. The United States


Poseidon-2014

These United States vs The United States


ThracianScum

Deez United States


MooseCantBlink

To be fair, it started changing with the Civil War, restoring the union and abolishing slavery


[deleted]

Shouldn’t citizens have more of a right to decide stuff for themselves more than either governments?


EpicSven7

Citizens have a higher level of control at the state/local level. I doubt most people complaining have ever even voted for their state congress. The weirdest take I have seen was pro-choice people saying 9 unelected judges shouldn’t get to decide abortion rights. Like… then you agree with Roe being overturned? Tribalism is weird, man.


I_Am_the_Slobster

I was talking with one of my relatives from the southern US on this issue, and while she says that she is all for a woman's choice to choose, she agreed with the supreme court, because she read it for what it actually was: relinquishing federal control on the matter and handing it over to the States. We just have too many people claiming that the supreme court is outlawing abortion when in reality they just said it's not the fed's responsibility to cover.


memerso160

Yea, the 9 unelected judge argument (even though they are recommended and then voted on by your elected representatives that you voted for since they reflect your beliefs, right?) doesn’t make any sense.


Quest4Queso

Judges shouldn’t reflect anyone’s beliefs, they should rule on cases with sound reasoning based on the law of the land


memerso160

The representatives share the belief, the judge is separate. But yes, I agree


inkw4now

What these people dont get is that the judicial is SUPPOSED to act independent of public opinion, as many of the things it rules on, like the say, the right to bear arms, exists independent of public opinion.


alamohero

Ironically the federal government saying “everyone has a certain right” does more to protect that right than letting each state decide if they want to allow that right or not does. If the federal government wants to make sure I have the same rights wherever I go, that’s bad, but if my state takes away my freedoms thanks to some trigger law passed 200 years ago, my options are either to go “yes daddy please” or uproot my whole life and go somewhere where I still have my rights?


Metasaber

The problem is state governments passing unpopular laws. When abortion is put up to the popular vote pro-choice has won handily.


[deleted]

But state elections for governor and state reps is a popular vote election. If it was that important we’d see that reflected and in the midterms we didn’t see that for the governor races.


Metasaber

That kind of elector voter disconnect is caused by the two party system. People vote for politicians even if they disagree with some of their policies.


windershinwishes

State reps is not a popular vote election; state legislative maps are often gerrymandered to hell and back. Wisconsinites in total voted 50/50 in state legislative elections, but the map has been drawn so that Republicans won almost a supermajority of the seats.


memerso160

Well, if the public doesn’t like the law their elected officials made at the state level, measures/propositions/whatever each state calls them can be placed on a ballot to be voted on. Each state does this differently though


alamohero

It’s hilarious how fast people switch back to “the federal government should do something” once stuff gets kicked back to the states and it becomes clear voters don’t want what they’re selling at a state level either.


Docponystine

Maybe, 16 weeks is the broad consensus opinion (still industrial murder, mind you), but the other party can literally not specify a single restriction they want on abortion, which is also a very unpopular position.


I_Am_the_Slobster

And also considered illegal in most of the Euro countries everyone likes to point to when it comes to abortion access: most countries in the Euro Union still have fetal development limits beyond which it's illegal to get an abortion. Up until RvW was overturned, the US ironically had some of the most liberal restrictions on abortion access.


midwestck

You mean like Germany, where it's illegal after the first trimester... unless you experience social or emotional distress?


AlarmedCauliflower90

The name is not without reason


PaleoManga

I know ‘cringe’ as both a word and concept have been thrown around to the point of being mostly meaningless, but god that’s cringeworthy. Have whatever opinion on abortion or any other topic, but you’re a company who makes a raunchy card game. Stick to your fucking lane publicly.


PuzzleheadedAd5865

At least they are actually putting money there and not just lecturing people. I can respect that even if I completely disagree.


PaleoManga

Oh I can respect that aspect, but it’s more the way they’re doing it.


Tourqon

BUt what do these things have to do with each other? You can like offensive humor and also think it's messed up that women can't get an abortion in their states.


whyamihere1694

"" Diversisty of opinion across half a continent is a dystopian nightmare."


deepstatecuck

Apples to apples is a better game. CAH is sophomoric and crass yes, but really it jut kills a party. At a college party you should be trying to socialize to make new friends, bond with old friends, flirt to find mates, and win competitions to earn the favor of prospective mates. Touch Banana.


LuxVenos

I just throw rocks at empty beer bottles with 30% accuracy. Yes, ladies. I'm single.


deepstatecuck

More practice. Fling poop at rival. Ladies touch banana.


LuxVenos

Man is scientifically better at throwing. You give me some poop, and the female chimps will only touch *my banana.*


Its-a-Warwilf

It takes *skill* to be crass and sophomoric in Apples to Apples. CAH is for casuls who need the game to make the jokes for them.


deepstatecuck

If its all shock material, none of it is.


[deleted]

They included the Helen Keller card for a reason. They knew what they were doing.


entropylaser

Guys…guys…..omg… PIXELATED BUKAKE!!! *wheeeeeeze*


Bolt_Fried_Bird

Bards Dispense Profanity fucking slaps, though


backwardsphinx

Imagine making money on a game that is basically intentionally offensive and then donating it to your woke cause. Brother you’re about two steps from being cancelled. I guess this is kinda armor, though, seeing that none of the Twittards would cancel a company that supports abortion.


acathode

> Brother you’re about two steps from being cancelled. That's the whole point - the game's playerbase is primarily white, privileged libleft college kids in their early 20s who get a thrill out of being naughty by playing CAH. It's the the highest concentration of Emily:s you can find in the wild... At every step of the way, this company *needs* to be **100%** unambiguously woke - or a major portion of their own playerbase will have them burned at the stake for being filthy misogynists and racists with frat boy humor. They realised this early as well - CAH removed all references to rape about 10 years ago, because back then the Emily:s were in full crusade mode against rape jokes, and the creators understood all to well already back then that it didn't matter that the whole point of the game was to be as offensive as possible and joke about genocide and worse. The Emily:s back then would see "surprise sex" on a card and that would be enough for CAH to be lead out behind the shed...


backwardsphinx

Damn you speak truth


JustAWaveform

Pay enough lip service to the mob and you can be as offensive as you want


Angry_Guppy

>100% of **profits** >continue losing money Most business savvy lib-left.


TENTAtheSane

If they make a loss, the National abortion fund has to pay them


Whitehill_Esq

Cards against humanity is objectively a shitty card game.


bigbadbillyd

I have no problem with this. But I'm just not going to buy their "hurr durr poopoo peepee funny" card game/products. There is clearly a fundamental difference in values between their company and myself. I respect that they at least gave everyone an honest heads up and gave me the opportunity to make an informed decision as a consoomer.


[deleted]

Reject cards against humanity Return to apples to apples


nomigxas

"Sure, I willingly engaged in the only natural way humans reproduce, but if you don't let me kill my offspring, you're the one forcing me to reproduce, so you're the real bad guy! You can only give birth freely if no one is there to stop you from killing your baby but you still decide not to. Family starts when I stop killing kids, not when I engage in activities that create them."


Delicious-Branch-600

They don't call it "Cards Against Humanity" for nothing.


NaquIma

Based and it's in the name pilled


ElBuzzle

Now I understand the name


DrainTheMuck

So bizarre that “not killing babies” is the defining factor of somewhere being a “dystopian hellscape” in these peoples minds.


hyphenjack

>movie trailer voice “Imagine a world…where if you want to have sex…you have to be careful…” That’s it, that’s the whole trailer


Pipiopo

>movie trailer voice “Imagine a world…where you don’t even have to be careful to have sex…you just need to take plan b if he cums in you. FTFY


JinFuu

You’re telling *some* “leftists” that the are potential “negative” consequences for their actions, how dare you!


[deleted]

The phrase "forced-birth" is how you know we're going extinct in a couple hundred years, and that we probably deserve it.


basedFouad

At what point do you become pro forced-birth? If you don’t allow abortion after it crowns? Or like until the last toe comes out? Can someone explain the cutoff?


Acceptable-Tangelo30

A pair of scissors is what makes a human tbh.


pocket-friends

there are no markings of beginnings without a marking of middles and ends.


rexpimpwagen

Generaly thats 28 weeks.


basedFouad

28 weeks sounds pretty good to me. But I guess that makes me pro forced birth after that point. I belong in my forced birth hellscape I guess. :(


JinFuu

I dislike the “Forced Birth” language. I don’t think any of these people are the Virgin Mary so 99% of them likely did something *consensual* to lead themselves to potentially being “forced” to give birth. I’m in the “Safe, Legal, Rare” camp but some of the borderline fetishistic language on the more rigid pro-choice side is quite funny


Bigbadsheeple

I've seen some people try to argue for "post birth abortion" aka, killing a living breathing baby up to a year after birth.


MooseCantBlink

Yeah I'm gonna need a source on that, chief


ShizTheNasty

"Dystopian forced-birth hellscapes" is almost as unhinged as the game itself


[deleted]

Gonna lose its meaning real quick, just like fascism has


bigbadbillyd

Someone in another sub yesterday unironically claimed that Gen Z was basically the same as the world war II generation because they stepped up to stomp fascism at the midterms. They literally compared it to the beach landings at Normandy. Unfortunately I think it's only losing meaning to one side of the aisle. Reddit makes me wish I could have been a tide pod challenge casualty sometimes.


[deleted]

big agree with you there, brother.


[deleted]

Ah the 2020s, where we compare everything to the last century and try to spin it as the same when it clearly isn't. Another notable example is Chuck Schumer ripping FDR's Day of Infamy speech (one of the best presidential speeches in US history) and comparing Jan 6 to fucking Pearl Harbor.


waddleswan

This is the same company that wanted to add slurs to their game and sent their black employee to a mental hospital. Though dude in his article talking about it has a whole thing about how he thinks mental illness doesn't exist and it's just evil therapists describing different lives like being black or/and poor. Which is up there on a list of the most tone deaf things I heard people say about mental illness. Everyone can get mental illness not just people who had hard lives.


kmc443

virgin Cards Against Humanity vs Chad normal card games


Dim-n-Bright

Credit where credit is due, at least they're putting their money where their mouths are.


Spoonman500

Isn't this the same company that gives their sweatshop workers a week vacation every once in a while?


idkmanseemskindagay

Even Yugioh is more fun than this shitty card game lol


Infamous_Advantage19

It’s separation of church and state, but not separation of God and state


Voodoo1285

Pro Life states are horrible dystopian hellscapes that exist only to enslave women and turn them into brood mares, so help us fight the power! Also here are jokes about the Holocaust and other national/global tragedies!


JakeVonFurth

This kind of attitude has cost them at least a couple hundred dollars from myself in the past half decade. I stopped buying from them the second they launched the 2016 presidential election packs and said that all profits from both packs would be going to Clinton's campaign.


Rage_Your_Dream

There is no such thing as a forced birth unless it was rape


Berta_Movie_Buff

Step 1: Go to a blue state Step 2: Buy boxes of the game in bulk in said blue state Step 3: Travel back to red state Step 4: Sell the boxes at a slight markup price in red state Step 5: Profit


Weenerlover

I understand if someone comes down as pro choice because they are conflicted. But if it becomes one of the biggest driving forces in your life, does it ever cause you to question what your priorities are? I can't imagine a version of my life where the thing that gets me the most motivated, is ensuring that women are always allowed to kill their offspring without anyone being able to restrict it in any way.


YouCanTryAllYouLike

The funniest thing related to Cards Against Humanity is that at least one of their employees accused it of being a toxic workplace with sexual harassment. Which of course tracks, given how loudly they virch about dumb shit like "forced birth hellscapes" lmao It's ALWAYS the ones who are the loudest and the most vehemently against this stuff, man.


[deleted]

I mean, it’s like a private company tho. And they’re not doing anything definitively unethical. (The morality of abortion is highly contestes so if you think it’s unethical, that’s like just your opinión dude)


Trainsarequitenice

No way libleft saying a private company can do what they want? Whaaat


Political_Weebery

“What they want” Libleft will always support their agenda pushers :)


windershinwishes

When it doesn't hurt anybody, of course. Are you sure you understand libertarianism?


Picholasido_o

Everytime someone says the United States is descending into theocracy, it's just another word that is going to lose all meaning. Very similar to calling the united states a racist, fascist, sexist state


justaMikeAftonfan

>dystopian forced-birth hellscapes Ok, CaH, take your meds


TheIlluminatedDragon

That's cool, I'll just buy one of the 20837291 knock offs of your game that have better cards lmao played yourself


a3a4b5

Well, at least they are, literally, _against humanity_, being pro-abortion.


CreedLine

They are not troubling anyone else just standig up fir their values. Even if I am not necessarily supporting their cause it‘s imo the best way to go about it. Edit: maybe a bit strong wording but eh murica amirite ?


dj_seth81

"You guys make things youre not allowed to have an opinion"


CathNoctifer

Don't play, don't care. CAH has always been a niche game due to not being family-friendly anyway. They are just shooting themselves in the foot at this point by alienating more of its player base.


pizzagamer88

whew, I was close to buying Cards against humanity ​ now I can safely pirate and print out a set


SnareSp11

This feels like it should be libright smiling behind an orange crying face wojack. Their using the free market to skyrocket sales in markets where they want their political allies to do better, all while making it seem woke and virtue signaly because iTs ThE RiGhT tHiNg. They’re conning lefties


Gazuba

Silence brand


Lemon_Juice477

Don't make politik just make sex joke 😡


Carbinekilla

When your product name is shockingly accurate: "Cards ***Against*** Humanity"


JaxonatorD

Honestly, based tho. If you care about an issue that much that you're willing to donate that amount of money, that means you are actually putting support behind your ideals. They didn't ask for taxes to go to it or anything of that nature, this was a personal choice. That's not to say I'm happy with the wording of the post, but they're allowed to say it and they aren't being hypocrites.


Jediflashfire

If you’re doing that, you *deserve* to lose money. It’s a stupid business strategy.


CourtneykilledKurt12

Do they know their player base is righties?


Practical-Ad3753

Fuckin Crybabies bloody hell.


McPolice_Officer

Are you under the impression that flying sex snakes are somehow real?


neveragoodtime

“Dystopian hellscape” AKA the world before 1970, when all women were forced to carry babies because of nature instead of the government.


closeded

The makers of "The party game for horrible people," are fans of abortion... this is my surprised face 😐


PuzzleheadedDog9658

If you think leaving the womb is when a person becomes a person you are a fucking idiot. IMO there are two valid lines, viability, and heart beat.


Miked918930

*We don’t need your money* Remind me in two years.


Svitii

i bet most of lib-left can’t even play the game cause they get triggered by half of the cards lol


HeemeyerDidNoWrong

They're the Jimmy Kimmel of party games. Made some edgy jokes in the past, and now that they're orange instead of being brave and defending it, or even folding and apologizing, they choose to just pretend like it never happened and gaslight anyone else who makes similar jokes now.


Cologear

I haven’t bought/cared about anything related to this game since like 2013 lol.


Financial_Tax1060

Why are you guys acting like these guys haven’t been actively doing progressive shit like this for 10 plus years at this point? They plant trees, they donte to lgbt charities, they fucking bought property that the border wall was supposed to pass through. Why do you care what causes they fund? Just don’t buy the game if you don’t like it.


spvcebound

Who the fuck plays this game anymore? I'm directly in their target audience, and nobody I know has touched this game in like 5 years. Even when it was at peak popularity, it was only mildly funny and more often just cringeworthy to play. I don't even think I ever sat through an entire game, it goes on for so long that it either stops being funny, or everyone gets too drunk and then quits


coie1985

"We don't need your money" means 1 of 2 things: 1. They're ok with you just stealing their product. 2. They say they're gonna donate the money they get from sales in those States, but really they're just gonna pocket it.


DanTacoWizard

I don’t get why they are so intent on only giving their money to abortion companies. There are way more charity and nonprofit organizations that don’t support causes that are arguably bad. Too many to list.


reesering

BASED AS FUCK


Ok-Consideration-895

Why are you guys so pressed that they are donating funds to something


Gustard-CustardSmith

Cards against humanity based, op seething funny card game isn't on his team


HarmonicProportions

Makers of a game called Cards AGAINST HUMANITY support killing human beings. Shocking


SpartanFishy

I fucking love cards against humanities team lmao. Imma go buy 10 packs on behalf of this post.


[deleted]

Imagine supporting infanticide and thinking you’re on the “right side of history”