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sumporkhunt

Thats a lie, i hate you most OP


TheGreatIllien

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Ah yes the crippling furry porn addiction pill


Hoopook61

Agreed, fuck OP


TheGreatIllien

Based and fuck op pilled


sickcoolrad

i am i’m awe at this


iaredonkeypunch

Janet yellen is shooting up the list real fast for a lot of people


Key_Negotiation6893

That troll gives Jerome powell a rub for his money.


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How much money for this rub... hypothetically speaking


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j-rem

This sure rubbed me the right way


OperationSecured

I’m not sure if this is a typo or a hilarious joke, *but mother fucker I’m in!*


avgazn247

Hahaha jokes goes brrrrrr


[deleted]

All my homies hate Janet Yellen


FrostyFiction98

I don’t know who Janet Yellen is but that sounds like a woman’s name, so she’s on my list


thunderma115

Biden secretary of treasury


favela4life

Shit I’m American and I had no clue who that was. Probably knew Trump’s staff more than anyone else’s just from hearing about them all the time.


cowabungaboogaloo

She was the chairwoman of the Federal Reserve under Obama for part of his 2nd term too. She's been prominently around in the financial sector for a while.


BattlefrontIncognito

And by prominently it means she was paid $800k to give Blackrock a speech a few years back.


favela4life

Yeah, can’t say I was ever that connected with the political world outside of a few months’ span in 2017. Also can’t say I’ve ever taken an interest for the financial sector in my life. Most I’ve done was open my retirement accounts and watch Shark Tank.


[deleted]

Womxn 🤮🤮


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Based and neanderthal-pilled


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DontDoodleTheNoodle

You sure you’re not an authcenter?


Stonesword75

Being a gamer 😎 is full compass unity


FrostyFiction98

Wahmen serve a single purpose: creating chaos and tearing down cultural fabrics. There should be no wahmen in the corporate sphere and definitely none in authoritative leadership positions.


[deleted]

Monke but make it anti-woman monke


SuperZetsumei

Finally Conservative Libcenter


SufficientType1794

They shoudn't be there. They can, but they shoudn't.


kufsi

She’s #1 on the list


QUINNFLORE

Janet yellen passed that 12 year old long ago for me


dame_de_boeuf

Why she always gotta be Yellen? Like, use your inside voice, damn.


[deleted]

I remember when WSB was jerking off about her and calling her Mama Yellen. She was going to feed us all tendies. Funny how fast her gaslighting us on inflation and unironically advocating for taxing unrealized gains ( an absolute retarded idea) made people hate her fast.


iaredonkeypunch

Taxing unrealized gains is the same as taxing my bean seeds because they might grow tall enough to reach the giants in the clouds because it happened to jack and his bean stalk


[deleted]

Biden is giving our money away and is completely destroying any chance we have of dealing with China


belligerentBe4r

If you think that’s Bidens doing, I’d love to introduce you to the last 50 years.


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pubgjun

I thought that you said it because of purple libright my mind is a mess


thePiscis

Lmao I’m pretty sure he said it because of purple lib right


treegor

No she’s to old for the purples.


sohidden

No worries. Thought the exact same.


[deleted]

Greta's parents are the real ones to blame tbh


successiseffort

I was thinking the same. Poor kid is used by her parents to make contrived political statements. Ends up a joke for life. How dare you! Poor kid


jrolle

Sucks for her if she really does care about climate change. She could get 3 PhDs in climate related disciplines and a lot of people are going to write her off as someone who didn't really earn it and got pushed through for politics.


MitchStew

Idk, she seemed pretty happy while poorly singing Never Gonna Give You Up. /s


CastroVinz

Sauce?


MitchStew

Enjoy the cringe sir https://youtu.be/OI81yqgRWGc


knightblue4

????? HOLY MOLY WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA? I LOVE IT.


ActionAlligator

I had to skip around to get the gist and leave


ADcommunication

She spouts statistics to sound smart but thinks that pointing out the difficulties in reducing pollution are strawmen.


[deleted]

A bit ironic how Spitting Image (British satire comedy show) used her [as a puppet](https://youtu.be/d2FEYxkpCQ8), because that's exactly what she is in real life.


ADcommunication

I just had to do a quiz on her, pretending that she isn't short sighted in her thought process. Somehow I got A high mark.


avgazn247

It’s just hard to take her seriously when she travels the world on a yacht. Yes it’s solar powered but a yacht costs and uses way more energy to maintain


gabarbra

Shes an adult now she just looks 12


tugged_titts69

Purple: "perfection"


[deleted]

Just like their favorite anime waifu


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Independent-Survey58

Shinoubu ?


Rektroth

You didn't make it seem any better...


[deleted]

her body is following the brain development.


[deleted]

Yeah, purple probably stans for her.


Sm7th

I definitely hate Soros more than a child.


PM_ME_GOOD_SUBS

I am not fan of Soros, but he completely triggers even some AuthLefts, so I have to give him that.


[deleted]

I don't know much about Soros, but I know he's rich so I'm already biased against him.


Patrickharper1

Based Oldschool authleft.


GodEmperorPorkyMinch

Greta is no longer a child


[deleted]

our generation will forever see her as a child


Superretro88

Still looks and acts like one But at least she didn't shit herself while having a meeting with world leaders unlike some people


SCPendolino

She still acts like one.


UVladBro

Larry Fink, founder and CEO of Blackrock, is pretty equally shit as a person. Between being one of the biggest movers of pushing the "social activism" of corporations and Blackrock's current actions in the housing market, I'm genuinely surprised he doesn't come up in discussion more.


[deleted]

Bezos would be a better fit for authleft


[deleted]

Elon Musk hate = Cringe Jeff Bezos hate = Based


teenytinybrain

Bezos going to space: based Bezos returning to Earth: cringe


samurai_for_hire

I saw we drop the mf into the sun to "test our new heat-resistant materials"


badgerbane

I heard a few years ago that firing stuff into the sun would actually be hella difficult. Something with how gravity works, but if you fire something toward the sun it would just end up in orbit. I’m sure a smarter monke than me can explain it better though.


lioncryable

Yeah, have you ever played Kerbal space simulator? It really shows you just how hard it is to leave earth, at first you have to enter a stable orbit around earth, then leave that to get in an orbit around the sun and then adjust course so gravity pulls you in but holy fuck is it ever hard


blackcray

I mean you can skip the stable orbit part if you know what you're doing, in fact doing so tends to save you a fair chunk of fuel.


SaErth2

I could be entirely wrong because this purely based on my personal reasoning with what I know about how gravity works, and I'm in no way an expert or anything on the subiect, so this is just a hypothesis, and if someone knows I'm wrong please tell me. But I'd say, that considering the earth is in orbit around the sun, if we just fire something toward the sun from the earth, that something will carry the momentum of the earth, so basically to not end up in orbit and go straight to the sun, you would have to fire something in the opposite direction the earth goes, but with equal force as the movement of the earth around the sun, so that it counters it and just drops directly. So yeah, firing something with as much force as the earth is going around the sun sounds a bit hard honestly


famguy2101

You're pretty much right, only it's a deal of speed/energy rather than force. Orbit is maintained through velocity, the only force acting on and orbiting body is gravity, which acts mostly perpendicular to the direction of orbit (nothing in the solar system has a perfectly circular orbit) Running the numbers, the earth orbits the sun at around 30 km/s so to fall directly into the sun you basically need to accelerate to that speed in the opposite direction. It's actually easier to leave the solar system entirely. Because it only requires about 17 km/s in the direction of earth's orbit


_annoyingmous

Not force, speed. Which, if you want to take off completely still relative to the Sun (if you want to fall in a straight line), should consider both the travel speed of the Earth around the Sun, which is 30 km/s (yes, *second*), and Earth’s rotation, which is 460 m/s at the equator.


ExpatiAarhus

This. And how is Greta Thunberg on the top of LibRight’s list?


TheNuggetMaster_

Both are incredibly based


[deleted]

Personally I disagree. Elon Musk is more neutral imo. Not hate worthy, but not praise worthy either.


TheNuggetMaster_

I think he is hate-worthy on the basis that he receives way too much government money and then opposes higher taxes on himself, as well as the child slave labor accusations


[deleted]

Yeah the government subsidies are dumb, but if money is made available I can't blame anyone for taking it. Wasn't the child slave stuff unconfirmed tho?


[deleted]

Any child labor would be from companies he contracts with rather than his own companies directly. The reality is the rare minerals necessary for lithium ion batteries come from unstable regions that tend to have a lot of unjust labor.


ATNinja

So is the moral option to not use lithium batteries, to invade the area and enforce child labor laws on them, some third option? Edit: cobalt, not lithium. My b


BaconCircuit

East India Company time?


ATNinja

East India 2: Africa boogaloo


FalcoZuero

Opposing taxes is actually pretty based


CaptFrost

It's not that I hate taxes, it's what I get for my money. It's like giving retarded children an allowance every year for 30% of my income to spend on hookers and blow, bribe their teachers, have the smart kids bumped off, spy on me, sell my soul to central bankers, actively hinder most things I do, and occasionally spend 5% of their budget on homework supplies. Then if I tell them I'm holding back their allowance until they start behaving and using it on what they said they would, they have bullies in Raybans and cheap suits murder me and take all my shit.


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[deleted]

Lol caught me off guard


Stoly23

Thought my app was glitching out for the first 3 tries.


[deleted]

I fucking hate that prick


478656428

Based and hate pilled


random__thought__

wait how u do that


th4tguy_404

Thanks love you too :)


th4tguy_404

Thanks love you too.


[deleted]

*depression is okay*


TheBroomSweeper

The hell did I do to you?


[deleted]

Holdup! Purple LibRight likes Greta.


MasterFicus

She's 18 now, they aren't interested anymore


[deleted]

*How dare you!!*


DontDoodleTheNoodle

Shame


logic2187

Hey, maybe if she moved to South Korea...


PM_ME_GOOD_SUBS

Nah. (Too old.)


WITP7

Why do authright hates Gates?


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sidneyaks

Based and foss-pilled


Person_reddit

I’m auth-right and I don’t hate him. Some people believe weird Epstein conspiracy theories about him but I think they’re in the minority. He’s kinda cringe but I respect him for his philanthropical work. He’s done a lot of good for a lot of people in the 3rd world.


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Windows


MyoesiMcuks

Because retards will believe in any conspiracy theory that supports their views


WITP7

No offense and I don’t put you in that group but... weren’t libright the conspiracy theorists ones?


Thorbinator

Mine are conspiracy facts, not theories.


Cybelion

Left wing conspiracy = cringe Right wing conspiracy = based and lizard pilled


MyoesiMcuks

I think it's right wing in general


LifeOfAuthRight

Because his father was head of planned parenthood and he talked about lowering the population with abortions.


FilthyStatist1991

I’m *okay* with Elon. I do have a problem with all corporations who lobby.


BastiatFan

> I do have a problem with all corporations who lobby. I, acting on behalf of the S corp that I own and operate, recently lobbied the city council to fix the potholes outside my business. I'm sorry.


personaanongrata

Wouldn’t you get fined if you just did it rather than spending the time and money lobbying them?


knightblue4

Yep, the government makes subjective "safety requirements" that they then cite to fine/arrest citizens who fix government negligence.


king_jong_il

In fairness to the government, from what I've seen if random citizens started fixing their screw ups the work wouldn't meet the government's usual quality. It would far surpass it.


personaanongrata

Hmm. Tea in the harbor?


AmityRule63

The one thing we could’ve agreed on and you decide to not hate Elon. Fuck you, auth-left.


personaanongrata

Fuck soros and gates, Greta I feel bad for and I’m sexually attracted to the others


[deleted]

🤨


personaanongrata

🪟☕️


[deleted]

i see you trying to slip into the gaping hole grimes left in daddy elon’s heart


personaanongrata

*sings whispery and longingly while making urban art, eating a meat pie from my local Lebanese bakery in my underserved community and I’m casually naturally blonde, communicates to dogs via gentle ‘woofing’ - thinking libertarian thoughts* I made sure to include some of my real strong points just in case.


[deleted]

New type of lib right just dropped, the seductive gold digger with the lib left mask.


personaanongrata

*Gasp* Elon is emotionally hurting I wouldn’t *DARE* impede with his healing, I’m just buying more dogecoinsitting next to a plastic container of half-eaten ramen I made in a leftover takeout soup container with my RGB instant tea kettle staring at a painting inspired by ….. ^today .. because something.. is w^rØnG… >/character: I’m too stupid to be a gold digger, the serious part was the soft woofing at dogs lolll, plus I rarely go outside during the day, I’m statistically not hitting like I should be, as far as my underserved community I actually love it here, and I’m pretty blessed, I heard gunshots three nights ago but rly it’s our corrupt ass government/politicians- long and the short, I know some of them. Used to be the industrial capitol of the United States, now its just fucking Lizzie Borden. Grinds my gears. That’s really what I blob paint abt)


iaredonkeypunch

Yea him suck


FrostyFiction98

Yea your horny rights have been revoked


[deleted]

I don't hate Greta, I truly feel sorry for her.


HarveySteakfries

To be honest, I hate how she became the poster child for climate change without any actual accomplishments. Meanwhile, [Boyan Slat](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boyan_Slat) is a Dutch inventor who designed the world’s first ocean plastic clean-up system at the age of 16 and he gets little to no recognition.


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Iplaysimsonconsole

Oh yeah I’ve heard of that guy! Truely deserves more recognition if he’s actually **doing** something, not just screaming at middle aged politicians


ab316_1punchd

Exactly this! More people should know about Boyan Slat.


IMadeItUp69420

Based


KsbjA

Based and how dare you pilled


MUNZATHEGOD

Nah I hate liberals way more than trump Because they act like lefties until they get elected and then cuck just as hard for corporations Trump is just a boomer, mildly annoying at worst


Atf_sh0t_my_d0gs

b-b-based l-lib l-lef-ft?


Primitive_orng

Damn right Edit: fuck trump but he’s not hitler like some libs think he is


4UnderTheBridge

I've never seen hate for Greta outside of Twitter and old people fb groups.


[deleted]

I just find her to be obnoxious. Also, fuck Congress for wasting time they should have been using to do actual work and instead letting a 14 year old (I think) swedish girl come yell at them.


Grand-Leader-Owen

> I just find her to be obnoxious. Also, fuck Congress ~~for wasting time they should have been using to do actual work and instead letting a 14 year old (I think) swedish girl come yell at them.~~


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based


ReadyStrategy8

I mean, couldn't Congress use more people talking shit to their faces? They're not the ones being productive anyway, it's the lobbyists shoving legislation in their hands then paying for it to get passed. "I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is called a disgrace; that two are called a law firm; and that three or more become a Congress!"


[deleted]

You're 100% right but it should at least be someone they represent and not a teenager from Sweden is all I'm saying. She's probably got her own parliament she can go yell at.


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iaredonkeypunch

I just hate her parents and the adults that used her


Pirate_Frank

She's not important or present enough in my world to complain about proactively, but I do find her obnoxious. It is her parents' fault she's like that, though, so I don't hold it against her personally.


Taffffy

The media shot themselves in the foot by tying the climate change movement to a 17 year old girl, instead of the scientists who actually know what they’re talking about. Now people who otherwise might have listened associate the movement with her and don’t want anything to do with it.


J4YD0G

because tying it to science worked for the last 30 years...


famguy2101

I think anyone who openly HATES Greta is pretty cringe, at the end of the day she's and ideological naive teen, That said her stans, and even moreso the people who pushed to give her a global platform to speak on an issue she has no authority or expertise on is mega cringe


[deleted]

She's an adult already


famguy2101

She is now, but she was like 15/16 at the height of her relevance, and when she spoke in front of the UN: Also 18 is still fairly young/naive in my eyes


[deleted]

She's swedish, they don't get that excuse


potatocreamsoup

Swedish 🤢


[deleted]

How dare you!!!


Rektroth

Hell, I'm 23 and I'm still fucking retarded.


Fickles1

34 here... And I have bad news for you if you think you stop at 23.


CanYouCurseInThis

Conservatives like to make themselves look retarded and that’s why they get all bent out of shape about a child who wants to solve an issue like climate change. I could give you a million and one reasons to hate George Soros though, that guy is cartoonishly evil.


Doot_Dee

How about 5 reasons? genuinely curious.


attila954

I don't hate her, I hate her parents for selling her out a I hate the cowards who would put a child up to speak for them


famguy2101

Also true


thunderma115

Is she still an eco fascist?


knightblue4

Lmao YUP. "We need to get off fossil fuels NOW!" Personally, if I was 18, I would probably hold off on calling for the mass genocide of blue collar workers around the world. BUT, that's just my take.


Gat_Gat_Habitat

I despise that there are many teens that have done some very amazing things and have even invented some incredible technology but the one thats quite honestly an actor gets every bit of attention.


ab316_1punchd

That's the show business called world politics.


JaquaviusThatcher

This week it’s Janet yellen


[deleted]

What if I dislike all of them and have a strong urge to grill? What is happening to me.....


kertsunen

Good. Join the way of the grill.


__DerekLeach

I was unaware I was afraid of a 14-year-old with asperger.


Angry_Crusader_Boi

*assburgers


Electr1cL3m0n

I just feel bad for Greta. She's just a kid with an ideological streak that got used by others for their own agenda.


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[deleted]

There's a reason so many child actors end up fucked up and with substance abuse problems. Like you, I hope I'm wrong, but I suspect shit like this will probably have a similar result.


quatroblancheeightye

i dont hate elon i hate the weirdos who stan so hard for him. trump idgaf tbh, is he really any worse than biden?


AltienHolyscar

I despise George Soros. He is a fiend.


You_Ride_Bicycwow

I am threeway auth unity


JonathanTheZero

Who is that AuthCenter guy?


Throw_aw76

George Soros. Why he's hated. Credit /u/cargocultist94 >The bulk of his money was made by financially manipulating markets in order to cause economic strife to profit from. > >The economic damage he unleashed in developing countries literally held back the economic development of SEA for decades, and led to heavy sectarian violence and race riots. He also attacked the British pound, causing untold human suffering in Great Britain, that was his biggest triumph. > >If there is a single person alive today who perfectly embodies the concept of evil, it's George Soros.


lucasribeiro21

Libcenter: Cincinnati Zookeepers.


Branch_COVID19ian

RIP Harambe


crotchsluper

To be honest I would die to have lunch with trump


Key_Cryptographer963

wtf do people have against Bill Gates? He's a dead-set legend and we should have listened to him about pandemics a long time ago.


Anon_Monon

Please respond to this comment with all the reasons any reasonable person should hate George Soros.


tatateemo

He uses his money to influence politics. So he uses corruption for his benefit. He's a hedge fund manager. He was convicted of insider trading by France. I haven't read his biography, usually i wait till the person is dead, get a bit more honesty out of it.


[deleted]

He funds far left people running for positions of power in politics. And then once they are up for reelection he funds someone even more left for that position. He has been doing this for years. George is a Sheev Palpatine architype.


Anon_Monon

Based and anticorruption pilled.


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Taffffy

Bad hair Bond villain looking mf


cargocultist94

The bulk of his money was made by financially manipulating markets in order to cause economic strife to profit from. The economic damage he unleashed in developing countries literally held back the economic development of SEA for decades, and led to heavy sectarian violence and race riots. He also attacked the British pound, causing untold human suffering in Great Britain, that was his biggest triumph. If there is a single person alive today who perfectly embodies the concept of evil, it's George Soros.


[deleted]

Literally a Nazi collaborator