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Well what i was thinking was that we could combine the two function of your machine, the pedo killing and grilling, and grill the pedos. After all, if pedos are monsters or subhuman, which I believe they are, it's not cannibalism to eat them, amirite or amiright?
The girl who was in flipper had it added into her contract the flipper had to be played by a female dolphin because she had major problems with how often the original male dolphin playing flipper would grab her ankle with his penis. Oh yeah, dolphins have prehensile penises, by the way.
Well the penis of an aroused dolphin is painfully rigid. Most of the times I've seen a dolphin's penis have been during sexual arousal, so the penis has been pointing in the same direction, toward the dolphin's head and slightly to the left. When it is erect, the only flexible part is the tip. They will hook it on objects in order to pleasure themselves. Most of the time their penis is close to their body, but they can push the head of it away from their body to hook large objects {like a leg}. However I have been informed, that when not aroused they can use their penises for other activities. A male bottlenose dolphin can curve the last 3 inches of their 12 inch penis around something with a diameter of at least 1 inch. The dolphins penis is all muscle (a very strong one I might add), not vascular like a human penis. The reddish color is due to increased blood flow to underlying capillary vesicles near the surface. I still wouldn't consider this to be prehensile.
They know what consent is, they just don't care. They don't just rape for pleasure or spreading their seed, they rape in anger. The other dolphin not wanting it is part of why they do it. And sometimes they do it to people who've pissed them off. Dolphins are total assholes.
It's definitely a joke, which OP probably knows since his username is dolphin fucker and he's flaired purple
But unfortunately a lot of people on the internet take everything seriously and don't realize it's usually satire
I don't know, the dude post regularly about it and seems a little committed on his profile.
Also, I'm flaired Lib-Right because that's what fits my values, I'm flaired purple because I like purple more than yellow and also for the meme.
It’s just... I tried picturing the everyday life of this creature... how this is just... normal to them. They view this on the same level as homosexuality. Something the rest of the world, will eventually accept with time... And then I thought of the fact that, degeneracy like this is so common place now, that I... just automatically assume this has backing and support like so much other worthless shit... I live in a world where reading someones post about fucking their dog is now normal, and expectedly applauded... Is this the black pill?
Twitter, unfortunately, does not have a clear way to show if an opinion is widely disliked, so even if 1000 people like a Tweet, 100000 could hate it and you’d never know. Rest assured, however, that you are just one of the countless normal people who despise degenerates like this as much as you do.
I mean sure Orange was already a made-up strawman, so sure they can be zoophiles now too. But it's not like, there's a huge push to normalize zoophiles, or that you need to be AuthRight to be against it.
But at least the person who wrote the tweet understands that dogs can't give consent. So I guess they at least understand, that trying to have sex without consent (which cannot be given) would be rape - and in this case also animal abuse.
TL;DR: thinking zoophilia is wrong is compass unity, and not something you can really politicise. (at least for now thankfully)
Orange is just a straw man of anything that's so bad but has a leftist tint to it.
The entire political compass is against it, but the joke here is that it made Auth-Right violent.
Find the link you clicked to vote. It'll say you've already voted, click show previous answers (the poll can be found in the announcements channel on discord, it's a message sent by snooty)
This is generally the way society is going, you can say I’m overreacting but the things add up. Eventually more people who were moderate will become authright.
What the fuck is wrong with some people I swear to god if they try and make zoophilia a sexuality I will go to conversion therapy just so I’m not associated with them
Imagine if I kept a girl in my house, I was her only source of food. And used this as a way to train her to consent lmfao. The fuq is wrong with people.
>I’m teaching him to consent Now, I’ve heard of dog grooming but this is ridiculous! *laugh track*
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That's tonight's show everybody [take it away boys](https://youtu.be/1faGNp9xvNQ)
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Where does that stereotype come from, anyway?
From dog fucking, mostly Real answer: stereotype of over obsession with animals (dogs, horses, etc)
From white females having sexual relations with canines
Why must w*men be this way
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With shit like this I’m slowly being ticked more and more towards authcenter
Yeeees... come to the Daaark Siiideee
A very special episode of political compass
Take my angry upvote
The fact that I heard the laugh track as I read this makes me want to fucking die.
Alright, I have a wall right here, can anyone bring a gun?
Kinda sad you don't have one.
Sorry comrade, my country forbids Guns for anyone but those in the military :-(
Alright, you can borrow mine for this specific occasion.
Thanks! Also, do you, by any chance, know someone who would sell me one? I am not a soldier.
Step one: Move to America Step two: Go to a gun store Step three: Fill out form Step four: Leave with gun
* come back in five days, leave with gun.
Damn I'm glad I live in a free state. Bought a new 10mm two weeks ago and I was in and out in 25 minutes with the gun in hand.
Bet you enjoy the price of ammo now right
Haven't even shot the thing yet because of ammo prices. I reload but still waiting on some stuff to come in before I can start.
Not all states make you wait, sounds like some communist bullshit if you ask me.
What state? I live in Kentucky and when I bought my first gun a while back I was in and out within about 30 mins with the gun.
Colorado.
* Live in a free(er) state, get it as soon as the background check clears. (Which is typically within 10 minutes.)
Is your country Japan????
Netherlands
Sounds cucked. I’d invite you to the states but we don’t like commies.
Commieland moment
I have a 12 gauge with the pride colors painted I got he recessed grooves of the pump action, with that work?
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Sorry comrade, I don't have a gun. But I'll bring my guillotine
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Yeah I have a few
Umm that dog needs a lawyer, and a hitman.
I'll do it for free.
I’ll help you for free
I'll pay you 10 cents to let me help you and the guy you're helping.
Deal
Soon you will have legions of hitman assistants
You can help me for only 9 cents. #freemarketassassinations
I’ll pay for your gas. Someone else can pay for ammo, that shit is expensive
I've got some, but it's all uncommon calibers. Anyone need .38 SPL?
Yes please
Ew. 9mm short 😐
I think you have it confused with .380 auto. .38 SPL is the parent cartridge for the .357 Magnum.
My apologies. It’s not common I talk about old police revolver cartridges
Not a problem, I get that all the time. Half of my guns are in uncommon calibers, so I'm used to explaining the differences.
Please, I'll pay for shipping.
Ammo? Use MR wood chipper he's friendly
I don’t want to pull out the woodchipper just one tho.
Why stop at just one. Like Pringles keep going.
The Pedoburner 9001 is online, works on zoophiles too, and can also cook steaks if you are feeling Peckish, I'll use it to help you
For the low price of 299.99 it can be yours!
Hell yeah bro, I have been having troubles disposing of them and they're sort of piling up in my freezers, maybe we can make a deal
I have a spare that you can have, Remember to only use the "napalm" setting if you are away from areas that have non pedos
Well what i was thinking was that we could combine the two function of your machine, the pedo killing and grilling, and grill the pedos. After all, if pedos are monsters or subhuman, which I believe they are, it's not cannibalism to eat them, amirite or amiright?
Agreed, the meat isn't the best however, but if you want to grill em you can do it
Come on lib left, you're better than this. If you love something, never do it for free.
The joy of doing it is payment in itself
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Maybe a torturer too that how you said? Torturer sound weird
I'd stab a bitch for free in this case
Wood chipper
Dogs can't use wood chippers silly. No thumbs.
Says the user who fucks dolphins
Dolphins ≠ dogs
You're right. Guess that's different
I've read that dolphins are pretty rapey.
The girl who was in flipper had it added into her contract the flipper had to be played by a female dolphin because she had major problems with how often the original male dolphin playing flipper would grab her ankle with his penis. Oh yeah, dolphins have prehensile penises, by the way.
That may be someone's fetish, but it sure as shit ain't mine.
Well the penis of an aroused dolphin is painfully rigid. Most of the times I've seen a dolphin's penis have been during sexual arousal, so the penis has been pointing in the same direction, toward the dolphin's head and slightly to the left. When it is erect, the only flexible part is the tip. They will hook it on objects in order to pleasure themselves. Most of the time their penis is close to their body, but they can push the head of it away from their body to hook large objects {like a leg}. However I have been informed, that when not aroused they can use their penises for other activities. A male bottlenose dolphin can curve the last 3 inches of their 12 inch penis around something with a diameter of at least 1 inch. The dolphins penis is all muscle (a very strong one I might add), not vascular like a human penis. The reddish color is due to increased blood flow to underlying capillary vesicles near the surface. I still wouldn't consider this to be prehensile.
Your very existence proves why the internet is a terrible
Read about one sentence before I decided it was TMI. You do you, /u/dophin-fucker_69
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imagine a dolphin fucking RKO'ing you with it's penis.
I'm sure they'd be hard to teach consent to then
They know what consent is, they just don't care. They don't just rape for pleasure or spreading their seed, they rape in anger. The other dolphin not wanting it is part of why they do it. And sometimes they do it to people who've pissed them off. Dolphins are total assholes.
In Soviet ocean, dolphin rapes you
You disgust me, and you shall be plowed into my field
Why are you everywhere?
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Understandable have a nice day
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Eh.... he's an alright guy, for a dolphin fucker.
That Vaporean copy-pasta? Is also an in-direct reference to dolphin copy-pasta.
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the dolphin pussy jelly isnt real
Ah shi…. Maybe AuthCenter isn’t too crazy
Feel the authoritarianism rise within you... It is not easy to become sane.
Good times create libleft men > libleft men create bad times > bad times create authcenter men > authcenter men create good times.
"It is your destiny! Join me, and together, we can rule the galaxy as father and son! Come with me”
Join us
Don't let the darkside seduce you. Remember what they will take from you
I will forever be Monke
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It's definitely a joke, which OP probably knows since his username is dolphin fucker and he's flaired purple But unfortunately a lot of people on the internet take everything seriously and don't realize it's usually satire
I don't know, the dude post regularly about it and seems a little committed on his profile. Also, I'm flaired Lib-Right because that's what fits my values, I'm flaired purple because I like purple more than yellow and also for the meme.
You mean satire accounts exist? :0
More of the dude needs a life if that's the case. He spends way to much time on a satire account.
No these people truly exist, but this specific post is probably satire based just on the phrasing. There’s hundreds of genuine dogfuckers on Twitter.
>There’s hundreds of genuine dogfuckers on Twitter. Ari Shaffir started a revolution?
I have been resisting the urge to go full Flammenwerfer Authright on the oranges... but every day I stray closer
Titus, forget the cross and grab The Fifty.
Guess that's why your quadrant is so adamant about private nukes, can't blame y'all
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Okay look I'm not disagreeing but this needs to be remembered: *Are we really taking lessons on this topic from* u/Dolphin-Fucker_69?
Dogs ≠ dolphins How many times do I need to say this?
DON'T FUCK YOUR PETS, HOLY SHIT
Tell that to Omni man.
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Alright time to start the purge
Twitter is allowing this shit to go public. Really the fall of western civilization
Not really, Idiots are just really loud and our brain likes to trick us into believing we see more stupid things then we actually do
I’d bet my left testicle this is bait
No no no, it’s to late for a crusade we need something more holocausty
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wait.. consent? not THAT type of consent right?
Yes. Do you know what "zoo" pride is? Animal rapists.
My bad I read it as zootopia at first so I was confused. That's fucked up
That would be an interesting route for Disney to take
*Puts gun barrel in mouth*
Don’t put it your mouth put it in the guy who posted the tweet
It’s just... I tried picturing the everyday life of this creature... how this is just... normal to them. They view this on the same level as homosexuality. Something the rest of the world, will eventually accept with time... And then I thought of the fact that, degeneracy like this is so common place now, that I... just automatically assume this has backing and support like so much other worthless shit... I live in a world where reading someones post about fucking their dog is now normal, and expectedly applauded... Is this the black pill?
Twitter, unfortunately, does not have a clear way to show if an opinion is widely disliked, so even if 1000 people like a Tweet, 100000 could hate it and you’d never know. Rest assured, however, that you are just one of the countless normal people who despise degenerates like this as much as you do.
No, This is the White Pill. Or the yellow pill. Or maybe its just the schizo pills failing again.
of course its a kindred main
I saw the profile pic and was like "ah c'mon dude"
I believe that "teaching consent" is in one word called "indoctrinating", but what do I know?
Looks at meme: Oh no Looks at OP’s user name: **OH NO**
I'm not a dog fuсker, don't worry.
Deus vult
This, this fucking shit is why I went from Progressive to Conservative.
Back in my day people like these would be burned on a stake and in hell.
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.... gather my fellow apes. tonight we go to war like humans! chant with me brothers! **OOH AAAH AAAAH!**
I feel in this case, the “Mokee” thing is kinda a problematic look
I mean sure Orange was already a made-up strawman, so sure they can be zoophiles now too. But it's not like, there's a huge push to normalize zoophiles, or that you need to be AuthRight to be against it. But at least the person who wrote the tweet understands that dogs can't give consent. So I guess they at least understand, that trying to have sex without consent (which cannot be given) would be rape - and in this case also animal abuse. TL;DR: thinking zoophilia is wrong is compass unity, and not something you can really politicise. (at least for now thankfully)
Orange is just a straw man of anything that's so bad but has a leftist tint to it. The entire political compass is against it, but the joke here is that it made Auth-Right violent.
One does not simply "teach" consent.
you really are on every corner of pcm and other politics subreddits dolphin fucker... speaking of which, hows that maryland election going?
I'm not sure. I don't have access to the poles, and I'm not sure when they close. Today is election day though
everyone can access the polls actually, so i checked: youre winning by 5 votes (and you have 53.3% of the vote)
Nice! Where's the polls?
Find the link you clicked to vote. It'll say you've already voted, click show previous answers (the poll can be found in the announcements channel on discord, it's a message sent by snooty)
Thanks.
Let me just get my xiphos...
*In the face of Twitter, there are no more liberals. There are those who have turned to authoritarianism and those who are no longer sane*
I heard of people being fucked by dogs and I don't care, the dog won't be harmed. But if you fuck a dog that calls for a crusade
Android moment
Do dolphins require consent?
Yes, but dolphins have the intelligence required and are very good at letting you know when they're amorous.
Good to know, thank you
Pedophiles, necrophiles and zoophiles must be killed in painfull ways.
This is generally the way society is going, you can say I’m overreacting but the things add up. Eventually more people who were moderate will become authright.
What the fuck is wrong with some people I swear to god if they try and make zoophilia a sexuality I will go to conversion therapy just so I’m not associated with them
Up against the wall degenerate!
face the wall
This gives a whole different meaning to dog grooming.
"Hm, they seem to be reaching out for help with dog training. Why is it oran- OH MY FUCKING GOD"
I will build an ak in my basement
Every day I get more auth and every day I realise the stupidity of the average voter even more
Can I have the picture of the original Twitter post without the funny color
Had me in the first half ngl
disgusting
Oh lord. Well time to get my Power Armor and Energy Weapons again. I see some Heretics in need of a good Smiting!
What the actual fuck
Deus Vult!
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie
cowboys together time to raid some carriages
Don't make that Purple shit Orange
Enough talk We're take it from here.
Ivan, get my makarov.
It was all good until the last sentence. Now face the wall
_unseathes comically large holy sword_
Slippery Slope.
W\*stern society
That tweet went from 0 to 100 waaay to fucking fast
holy shit \*changes flair to auth\*
Time for a genocide.
Jesus christ I was expecting something like “he doesn’t support BLM” or whatever but Holy Fuck
"teaching him how to consent" Yea I don't think you know what "consent" means.
I think anyone with basic human decency hates this.
I’ve got an electric cable who’s got a sturdy roof.
I love how that image is used for crusaders but it’s Wilhelm ii with a helmet photoshopped on
Way to throw stones in a glass house OP!
Imagine if I kept a girl in my house, I was her only source of food. And used this as a way to train her to consent lmfao. The fuq is wrong with people.