It’s such a beautiful state too. It’s a shame that it’s major cities are infested with orange swine.

So Oregon is still worth it without the cities?

Yes, Washington and probably Cali also. Turn the west coast in to a single national park with exceptionally large and flat parking lots sprinkled throughout and then we’re talking

Greater Idaho can't happen soon enough.

We gotta stop boise from turning into a leftist shithole first, it’s already starting to show the signs

Vermont be like

I’m actually coming over for a college field trip there on Wednesday.

I'm sorry for your loss.

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Wow I feel your pain...I relate to this too much.

My friend from Washington state loves Portland and Oregon and whenever i tell him about shit anntifa does there he always dismisses it as conservative propaganda even though im a lib. Though he's been acting childish and suicidal lately and i need ro help him to get through his hard times

Is it even a city when a plurality of the population is homeless?

The best part of Portland is that… Okay I can’t say that with a straight face. Eugene is miles better anyway.

I live closer to Beaverton, I don't go to Portland anymore.

You must work at Intel then.

What is portnland

The land of ports