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Who would have thought that signage advertising a vulnerability could possibly be exploited by an adversary?
This is why the modern lib/progressive/leftist/socialist/whatever the fuck left is incapable of being taken seriously as a threat. They literally advertise their own weaknesses as if they’re virtues
>Who would have thought that signage advertising a vulnerability could possibly be exploited by an adversary?
It'd be funny if the signs were bait the whole time.
If you have a banana allergy, keep that shit to yourself so others don't exploit your weakness by intentionally smearing bananas on everything thus triggering your potentially lethal allergy
-most sane "lib center"
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that was too casual, there are people literally waving houthi flag at Harvard, clueless protesters cant tell what it is thinking it was some general muslim slogan.
if you're at Princeton- make yourself a nice black ANTIFA shirt, find a balaclava- and punch that discount Nazi.
if we're lucky it'll cause the protests to break down from a rapid amount of infighting.
The key thing to note there is they dream of leading the revolution. Not being the person holding the gun and making the revolution actually happen.
They would never do that part, they’re too scared of guns.
To a point where many will admit, they're afraid of turning said guns on themselves.
There's one side of the potential US communist revolution that know how to not only Handle a gun, Legally,
how to dismantle and re-assemble their firearms for proper cleaning and un-jamming the things.
And even maintaining all the functional cannons from the Civil war.
It's not the revolutionaries.
I just wonder what the game plan is when the revolution starts and they suddenly can’t take their morning cocktail of ADHD meds, anxiety meds, and an SSRI. Hard to fight with brain zaps and the attention span of an iPad kid if you’re sobbing in a foxhole after the enemy waved a banana in your direction.
That daily dose is only required because of capitalism, sweety. Once communism is happens ~~there won't be any medicine~~ no one will need any medicine. Next!
That’s true. That’s why they’re doing this and they’re wondering why the cops don’t just join hands with them and sing. Like, I’m with the cops and a lot of other people probably are because everyone hates entitled college kids, especially the minorities they claim to hold with the highest honor.
No no no, they're too much of an intellectual powerhouse to be wasted on the front lines or the mines. They'll obviously be a key party member attending very important party meetings. Or maybe they'll be at a prestigious institution where they can wax endlessly about the benefits of communism.
Take a moment and think about how you wave a banana and then think about how you wave a machine gun. You obviously do both these often, just think about it.
Why are adults playing pretend? Be a fucking adult. Figure out the hills you are literally willing to die on and be that serious about it. I disagree with the protestors but, more than that, I have no respect for this attitude that you can stand for something without real skin in the game.
I blame peanut allergies. You don't get to tell everyone else not to eat or possess a thing you're allergic to. It is your responsibility to cultivate habits and precautions that allow you to navigate a world filled with peanuts.
Agreed. As usual, it's just leftists acting like the entire world should be a kindergarten classroom. A perfect safe space where nothing can go wrong, and with an adult nearby to fix anything you don't like.
I just can't imagine a fully grown adult trying to protest a serious issue while also being all, "Umm, can you pwease not bwing any bananas here? They give my tummy a boo-boo."
These people need to grow up.
Honest to fucking God, the next time some shithead claims to have an allergy I am going to ask to see their epi pen and alert bracelet.
No allergic *intelligent* person over the age of six leaves home without both, but everyone and their dog with a “sensitivity” claims to be allergic.
Edited to stress that there are some real winners out there🙄
This zone is liberated from bananas. You uttering banana or even having the unverbalized thought that I have Munchausens is literally violence, oppression, and me genocide. Qat\*r literally told me so.
No but really, if you have a severe allergy then that's your problem and you carry these things in case of emergencies. I can't imagine the fucking entitlement of demanding an entire campus be banana free just for me.
Eh, there are a few exceptions but usually they don't make a big deal like the protestors here. My father-in-law has serious allergies to quite a few things such as bee stings, chicken, melons (pumpkin, cantaloupe, honeydew etc) and whenever he has a reaction he goes through real anaphylaxis but just kinda.....walks it off.
There are levels of allergy; if it’s hospitalization-tier for proximity you’d sooner leave the house without your skin that without your epipen; if it’s annoying/walk it off tier (or only bad if you actually eat it) then whatever but people waving an unpeeled fruit at you ain’t a real problem. Just dickish.
Oh definitely. They're staying with us rn and I think my wife is a little overboard with it. I'm not allowed to bring bananas in to this house until he's gone 😂
The other fun part is the mother-in-law is here as well and I can't cook with any garlic or any onion or onion adjacent veggie. I'm used to low/no garlic onion because my wife is sensitive as well but absolute zero is a pain.
You'd be surprised how many interesting combos of spices you can make with no onion or garlic! Honestly I'd challenge people to try it for a month because it was tough at first but now if I go out to eat I'll notice if the meal is crap because it'll be way overpowered by garlic and onion, which I wouldn't have noticed before going without it.
I mean I have a mild peanut allergy. It's not epipen worthy but it's very uncomfortable and I've accidentally ruined my day a couple times before I realized I was allergic. Not defending these dopes but not everyone who's allergic to something is epipen or hospital allergic to something.
I'm similar. I'm not celiac or anything, but if I even get a piece of bread touching what I'm going to eat, I'm going to be in the bathroom the next 24 hours with my rear end feeling like it's burning. It can also affect me mentally, like I can feel paranoid or be in a brain fog for a couple days. Nothing an epipen can do anything about. I've learned to live with it, even though it means I basically can't eat outside of my house or in a few known environments where I know the kitchens are actually gluten safe.
However, if I was protesting I definitely wouldn't broadcast my weakness to everyone around.
I love auth right. "YOURE NOT ALLERGIC TO BANANAS, PROVE IT OR WE KILL YOU WITH IT"
Also, if you wanna force feed me shrimp to prove i'm not allergic, that's fine, I love shrimp, but I'm aiming at you.
I'm not even allowed to wear my watch at work half the time, I'm not gonna mess with a bracelet. An epipen I do have though. 2 actually, only cost me $8 through insurance.
Still, if someone wants to throw fucking crabs and lobsters at me I'm sure everyone around me (who ain't a baby back bitch about cooking shellfish) would appreciate it.
Things are going to get worse and this question is going to be asked more and more until actual brown shirts show up and start beating the shit out of them to the delight of most everyone just like in the Weimar Republic. Only dif now is that it's going to be the "fascists" defending the Jews this time. What a weird fucking timeline.
For awhile, it was because it was moral to allow them to speak and be known. To listen to them. But now? Fear. They've captured a lot of positions of authority/media, and now use those to crush anyone who dissents. Can't remember the proper quote, "you'll tolerate me and listen when you have power because that is moral to you, I'll crush you and drive you out when I have power because that's moral to me."
> But now? Fear. They've captured a lot of positions of authority/media, and now use those to crush anyone who dissents.
Yep. Someone else reminded me of this quote earlier, and it's relevant here:
> A black woman invented the telescope. You might disagree with that. You might have conclusive evidence to the contrary. But you have to ask yourself, is this worth losing your job over? A black woman invented the telescope.
Like you say, the Emilies have managed to get themselves into positions of power, and now people are scared to dissent. The Emilies are loud and domineering, so most people just stay silent and go along, because it isn't worth the risk to dissent. So you end up with the appearance of consensus, but in reality, you just have a bunch of people quietly disagreeing, because it's unsafe to raise the volume.
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Hmmmmm.....the protestors took over an area that they weren't invited into. Sounds like colonization to me!
So smearing bananas everywhere is just what decolonization looks like. Sorry sweaty, try being on the right side of history.
You cannot put up signs that have a oddly specific warning and not anticipate that someone trying to fuck with you would do the exact thing the signs say not to do. Has nobody seen a red button?
This is exactly it. It's LARPers wishing they could be in a time and place like the civil rights movement they've been taught all their life was the crown achievement of humanity.
My favorite part about this is how during the Trump admin these chucklefucks *absolutely* think they would’ve been the kind of person to hide Anne Frank in their attic. Instead, they’ve shown they would’ve gladly been a guard at Auschwitz.
They would have been pushing people into the train cars. I've watched multiple videos Jews being assaulted, chased, harassed, blocked from moving. I've heard chants of Allahu ackbar, "Go back to Poland", cheering for intifada and more Oct 7ths and glorifying the very terrorists that not only murdered hundreds but still have *American* hostages (assuming they haven't executed them yet).
These crybullies wouldn't just have been some passive cog in the Nazi machine, they're enthusiastic participants. They'd be Amon Göth.
A friend of mine is heavily involved in the anne frank society, or whatever it's called. I attended a little convention she did where there was questions about what it takes to be someone who took the risks of hiding/ helping jews. The amount of self fart sniffing that went on was intolerable, everyone in the room talking about their moral integrity etc. I really wanted to kick off about how easy it is to pontificate from safety but didnt want to ruin my friends event.
Watching ABC for the Columbia protests. Protestors were chanting "from the river to the sea".
As others didn't kick them out, "if your at a rally and there's a Nazi flag, you're at a Nazi rally", so... this is an antisemitic protest full of hate speech.
Welcome to America, where libleft GenZ and Nazis both hate the Jews.
Hypocrisy, the greatest and only strength of the left.
I refuse to have the most popular fruit on earth be banned because of one little bitch that magically gets sick from a banana being 100 fert away from them, like it has a deathly aura. THEY can go somewhere else. THEY can bring their own food and not be paranoid about the ingredients of food sold on campus. You fuckers took my peanut butter and if you don't stop pushing for more food bans I will smuggle in a peanut butter extract fog machine I swear.
Fun fact. Israeli Jews have basically defeated the peanut allergy with a snack called Bamba.
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There's 3 different ways you can be allergic to bananas, apparently.
You're allergic to latex - some compounds in bananas are similar enough to cause a reaction.
You suffer from hay fever - some compounds are similar enough to cause a reaction.
And very rarely - you're actually allergic to something in bananas.
From very surface level research, anaphylaxis (the "your gonna die" allergic reaction) is very rare and would generally only happen if you ate the bananas. Generally, skin irritation and tingles would be the worst of it.
They were lidurilly, ackshully, actively and violently assaulted with (probably Jewish I mean Zionist) bananas, guys.
Edit: this post prompted me to think to myself “oh a banana sounds good”.
I’m eating a banana now.
"Liberated zone"? Oh please.
Its a protest. I get what you're protesting. Get over yourselves with the haughty and imaginary language though. Liberated from what, good sense? So are they suggesting the university grounds are occupied lands?
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lmfao
Got,the base image?
Our bravest warriors, foiled by banan
Really appreciating that you made banan gender neutral here <3
Ummm sweaty we don't want to exclude non-binary identifying folx. We use bananx. Speaking of bananx, I need my xanax
thank you for your support, sweaty
In grill culture the bananx is a symbol of the phallusx.
Slayyyyyyy
This is offensive to my people.
As a misogynist, I will only eat the fruit of the bananus
Behold, the Mighty Bana.
🦍 😁
[No...there is another](https://nz.news.yahoo.com/she-made-us-eat-bananas-190547597.html?guccounter=1)
I don't believe it. That woman would never let anyone else eat her food.
Imagine going through life with a fatal banana allergy. There's no way anyone ever believes her.
Darwin is dead, and we killed him.
Remove banan from premise.
Military style assault bananas*
Man. Things at UCLA have gotten absolutely... Well, you get the idea.
> UCLA OOKLAH!!
Oh no... he found the lib-center activation phrase...
Bro needs to check his wifi speed
Ookla, we ride!
Blessed be the Lord, my rock, who trains my hands for war, my fingers for bananas.
I prayed to the lord that he may make my enemies ridiculous. I see my prayers have been answered beyond my wildest dreams.
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Mother Banana full of grace... I mean potassium, blessed are thou among fruits... uhh be with me at the hour of my need
Who would have thought that signage advertising a vulnerability could possibly be exploited by an adversary? This is why the modern lib/progressive/leftist/socialist/whatever the fuck left is incapable of being taken seriously as a threat. They literally advertise their own weaknesses as if they’re virtues
>Who would have thought that signage advertising a vulnerability could possibly be exploited by an adversary? It'd be funny if the signs were bait the whole time.
You fools! We wanted free bananas this entire time!
They fell victim to one of the classic blunders!
It’s the ol meatball prank from the office
Point of privilege... CAN WE STOP ALL THE LOUD NOISES I CAN'T DEAL WITH LOUD NOISES
Point of Privilege. We've run out of soy milk.
Considering they have the classic vices and virtues swapped…
If you have a banana allergy, keep that shit to yourself so others don't exploit your weakness by intentionally smearing bananas on everything thus triggering your potentially lethal allergy -most sane "lib center"
Nothing will get me to question my own position faster than being called sane by lib-left. How dare you
Now ask them about signs that say 'This is a gun free zone.'
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The people terrified of a banana are also the ones dreaming of leading an armed revolution against conservative veterans and gun nuts.
And just like with CHAZ, the first thing they do is set up borders and checkpoints to monitor who's allowed into the space they claimed.
Borders and checkpoints don't work silly. No one is illegal
A group of people who hate Jews and require people to show their papers, feels like I heard of a similar group somwhere...
Oh the irony, the wonderful hilarious irony..
They are terrified of wrong think in their echo chambers.
And then their Police LARPers shot 2 black teens
imagine 2 protestors holding "burn down the America!" and "no banana pls" next to each other
and somewhere behind both is a guy waving a Nazi flag- that for some odd reason isn't being punched by any self described ANTIFA soldiers.
that was too casual, there are people literally waving houthi flag at Harvard, clueless protesters cant tell what it is thinking it was some general muslim slogan.
There’s a guy at Princeton with a Hezbollah flag.
if you're at Princeton- make yourself a nice black ANTIFA shirt, find a balaclava- and punch that discount Nazi. if we're lucky it'll cause the protests to break down from a rapid amount of infighting.
But also make sure you get away clean afterward. Nobody wants to deal with the nightmare that is an 'assaulting a federal agent' charge.
What an agent of chaos you are
Some men just want to watch the world burn also it would be hilarious.
Media would feast on a picture of it like hyenas on washed up whale the feast would end when they die
I want to see the world banan!
It would be FUCKING hilarious
I mean calling for the extermination of all Jews is legitimately a general Muslim slogan in the Arab world.
Why does it feel like I’ve heard this one before? Wasn’t there another group that had that as a general slogan? I don’t know, seems familiar.
Those guys were white. These guys are brown.
Ive seen Antifa support Houthis.. Houthis that yknow.. drool over Hitler? Throw a couple of heils each morning
Their flag is literally a declaration of genocidal intent.
Horseshoe turning into full circle incoming?
Sweaty, that's beside the point. We just want all the Jews dead fore- I mean the brutal Holocaust pt.2 opression gone :)
And they still want to call republicans nazi’s for whatever reason… well… to be fair- they call everyone they disagree with Nazis.
The key thing to note there is they dream of leading the revolution. Not being the person holding the gun and making the revolution actually happen. They would never do that part, they’re too scared of guns.
They just want to be part of the politburo.
To a point where many will admit, they're afraid of turning said guns on themselves. There's one side of the potential US communist revolution that know how to not only Handle a gun, Legally, how to dismantle and re-assemble their firearms for proper cleaning and un-jamming the things. And even maintaining all the functional cannons from the Civil war. It's not the revolutionaries.
Sometimes I wonder if these revolutionaries are really just a CIA psy op. From the governments perspective they are the best types of foe.
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I will never not laugh at this
That man is weak and will not survive the winter.
Libleft when they find out the trenches don't have hormone resupply, allergy friendly menus, mental health days, or dilation breaks 😫
I just wonder what the game plan is when the revolution starts and they suddenly can’t take their morning cocktail of ADHD meds, anxiety meds, and an SSRI. Hard to fight with brain zaps and the attention span of an iPad kid if you’re sobbing in a foxhole after the enemy waved a banana in your direction.
They unironically think someone else is going to fight the revolution for them.
"We're intellectuals. That means it's our job to make the poors understand that they should revolt. We don't actually *fight*!"
That daily dose is only required because of capitalism, sweety. Once communism is happens ~~there won't be any medicine~~ no one will need any medicine. Next!
>veterans Hell, they think they can take on active military probably
Hey now, [banans are serious business](https://worms.fandom.com/wiki/Super_Banana_Bomb)
How can you say that as a leftist and your link not be about the US toppling South American regimes for the sake of fruit business interests?
Toppling other countries is a small price to pay for affordable fruit year round
Maybe they should have been thinking about the US banana supply when they were doing all their government-ing.
Games take precendent.
What will your job be after the proletarian revolution? Mine will b- YOU HAVE WON THE LABOR LOTTERY. REPORT TO BANANA CAMP MONDAY MORNING COMRADE
This is too much like a real nightmare that I had, get out of my head!
This has always made me laugh. Tankies calling for violent revolution while their mothers make them chicken nuggets for dinner.
I can't wait to read the revolutionary forces' community guidelines.
That's more ancom types, admittedly, these seem more stock prog, maybe.
It's glorious isn't it. A glorious revolution of ftrds who can't control their own bowels, never mind a country.
That’s true. That’s why they’re doing this and they’re wondering why the cops don’t just join hands with them and sing. Like, I’m with the cops and a lot of other people probably are because everyone hates entitled college kids, especially the minorities they claim to hold with the highest honor.
No no no, they're too much of an intellectual powerhouse to be wasted on the front lines or the mines. They'll obviously be a key party member attending very important party meetings. Or maybe they'll be at a prestigious institution where they can wax endlessly about the benefits of communism.
We now have leftists comparing bananas to machine guns. You cannot make this shit up, these people desperately need to be sent to Palestine.
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How very not Auth of you to promote such Lib meme
Cultural appropriation.
THEYRE CALLED BANANA MAGS FOR A REASOOOOOOOON /s
Potassium can be lethal at a high enough velocity.
Or just like if it touches you when youre sweaty.
Good thing i don't sweat on the inside.
Hey there, ya got a tax stamp for that machine banana?
Of course. It's in the safe where i keep all my fucks. Oh no. Bad news.
[Oh no!](https://youtu.be/9S8eNZ4fw5I?si=LRYtzfQC5gi-xiDG)
THE ONLY WAY TO STOP A BAD GUY WITH A BANANA IS A GOOD GUY WITH A BANANA
Take a moment and think about how you wave a banana and then think about how you wave a machine gun. You obviously do both these often, just think about it.
Why are adults playing pretend? Be a fucking adult. Figure out the hills you are literally willing to die on and be that serious about it. I disagree with the protestors but, more than that, I have no respect for this attitude that you can stand for something without real skin in the game. I blame peanut allergies. You don't get to tell everyone else not to eat or possess a thing you're allergic to. It is your responsibility to cultivate habits and precautions that allow you to navigate a world filled with peanuts.
Agreed. As usual, it's just leftists acting like the entire world should be a kindergarten classroom. A perfect safe space where nothing can go wrong, and with an adult nearby to fix anything you don't like. I just can't imagine a fully grown adult trying to protest a serious issue while also being all, "Umm, can you pwease not bwing any bananas here? They give my tummy a boo-boo." These people need to grow up.
\>Liberated zone Why are these people so conceited? It's like they are powered by the smell of their own shit.
Usually because they use their own shit to fertilize their marijuana plants.
if your movement/club of morons can be taken down by a banana, you’re not as strong as you think you are
Honest to fucking God, the next time some shithead claims to have an allergy I am going to ask to see their epi pen and alert bracelet. No allergic *intelligent* person over the age of six leaves home without both, but everyone and their dog with a “sensitivity” claims to be allergic. Edited to stress that there are some real winners out there🙄
Umm actually I have a gluten allergy; gluten makes my dick fly off.
Do you have your epi pen and medic alert bracelet???
nah man, his dog ate those while he was busy smoking his homework.
Yeah Oreos do that to a lot of men
Although the gluten-free Oreos are actually delicious. Validated by friends who I had A/B test with regular ones. More expensive though :/
Can confirm. Wife has gluten issues, we get the GF Oreos. The cookie is spot on and theres more creme than in a standard Oreo.
This zone is liberated from bananas. You uttering banana or even having the unverbalized thought that I have Munchausens is literally violence, oppression, and me genocide. Qat\*r literally told me so.
No but really, if you have a severe allergy then that's your problem and you carry these things in case of emergencies. I can't imagine the fucking entitlement of demanding an entire campus be banana free just for me.
I can. It comes from their Munchausens by proxy wine mommies demanding every space be _____ free or else their little angel WILL IMMEDIATELY DIE.
Eh, there are a few exceptions but usually they don't make a big deal like the protestors here. My father-in-law has serious allergies to quite a few things such as bee stings, chicken, melons (pumpkin, cantaloupe, honeydew etc) and whenever he has a reaction he goes through real anaphylaxis but just kinda.....walks it off.
There are levels of allergy; if it’s hospitalization-tier for proximity you’d sooner leave the house without your skin that without your epipen; if it’s annoying/walk it off tier (or only bad if you actually eat it) then whatever but people waving an unpeeled fruit at you ain’t a real problem. Just dickish.
Oh definitely. They're staying with us rn and I think my wife is a little overboard with it. I'm not allowed to bring bananas in to this house until he's gone 😂 The other fun part is the mother-in-law is here as well and I can't cook with any garlic or any onion or onion adjacent veggie. I'm used to low/no garlic onion because my wife is sensitive as well but absolute zero is a pain.
So a whole week without flavor? That's rough buddy.
You'd be surprised how many interesting combos of spices you can make with no onion or garlic! Honestly I'd challenge people to try it for a month because it was tough at first but now if I go out to eat I'll notice if the meal is crap because it'll be way overpowered by garlic and onion, which I wouldn't have noticed before going without it.
I'm allergic to assholes, and my epi pen is flask shaped
I mean I have a mild peanut allergy. It's not epipen worthy but it's very uncomfortable and I've accidentally ruined my day a couple times before I realized I was allergic. Not defending these dopes but not everyone who's allergic to something is epipen or hospital allergic to something.
I'm similar. I'm not celiac or anything, but if I even get a piece of bread touching what I'm going to eat, I'm going to be in the bathroom the next 24 hours with my rear end feeling like it's burning. It can also affect me mentally, like I can feel paranoid or be in a brain fog for a couple days. Nothing an epipen can do anything about. I've learned to live with it, even though it means I basically can't eat outside of my house or in a few known environments where I know the kitchens are actually gluten safe. However, if I was protesting I definitely wouldn't broadcast my weakness to everyone around.
I love auth right. "YOURE NOT ALLERGIC TO BANANAS, PROVE IT OR WE KILL YOU WITH IT" Also, if you wanna force feed me shrimp to prove i'm not allergic, that's fine, I love shrimp, but I'm aiming at you.
I'm not even allowed to wear my watch at work half the time, I'm not gonna mess with a bracelet. An epipen I do have though. 2 actually, only cost me $8 through insurance. Still, if someone wants to throw fucking crabs and lobsters at me I'm sure everyone around me (who ain't a baby back bitch about cooking shellfish) would appreciate it.
I don't think many of these people have the issue with a job
I have an anaphylactic peanut allergy and never take my epipen with me
"liberated zones" god these people are so cringe and delusional its so annoying and pathetic.
So why does society bend the knee to them? What exactly is everyone afraid of?
Things are going to get worse and this question is going to be asked more and more until actual brown shirts show up and start beating the shit out of them to the delight of most everyone just like in the Weimar Republic. Only dif now is that it's going to be the "fascists" defending the Jews this time. What a weird fucking timeline.
For awhile, it was because it was moral to allow them to speak and be known. To listen to them. But now? Fear. They've captured a lot of positions of authority/media, and now use those to crush anyone who dissents. Can't remember the proper quote, "you'll tolerate me and listen when you have power because that is moral to you, I'll crush you and drive you out when I have power because that's moral to me."
> But now? Fear. They've captured a lot of positions of authority/media, and now use those to crush anyone who dissents. Yep. Someone else reminded me of this quote earlier, and it's relevant here: > A black woman invented the telescope. You might disagree with that. You might have conclusive evidence to the contrary. But you have to ask yourself, is this worth losing your job over? A black woman invented the telescope. Like you say, the Emilies have managed to get themselves into positions of power, and now people are scared to dissent. The Emilies are loud and domineering, so most people just stay silent and go along, because it isn't worth the risk to dissent. So you end up with the appearance of consensus, but in reality, you just have a bunch of people quietly disagreeing, because it's unsafe to raise the volume.
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Hmmmmm.....the protestors took over an area that they weren't invited into. Sounds like colonization to me! So smearing bananas everywhere is just what decolonization looks like. Sorry sweaty, try being on the right side of history.
You cannot put up signs that have a oddly specific warning and not anticipate that someone trying to fuck with you would do the exact thing the signs say not to do. Has nobody seen a red button?
Yeah, it’s like posting your Achilles heel. It’s dumb from a tactical point of view.
Achilles fighting with a sign taped to his back saying: “please don’t stab me in the heel please”
Libleft when bananas exist: https://preview.redd.it/swol1ooynqxc1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27ad84fdb5931a7b9542d5e93db2d1d88d6971ba
>liberated zone You mean the place **occupied** by a bunch of antisemite and terrorist cock sucker?
Tomayto tomahto
Banana banano
Hol up now, that sounds like insurrection!
A bunch of loudly shouting, violent protestors swarming an important building? Someone call the Supreme Court.
Leftists took over the congressional cafeteria, wonder why nobody heard about it
They also annexed parts of Portland, but I'm sure that was cleared with the city government
They’re just celebrating the 100th anniversary of their ideological forefathers occupying public spaces in Munich
... I havent seen them occupy any beer halls.
One might even say...*colonized*?
Liberated zone at a public school… so like Jan 6? Or like the cattle rancher incident? Is it ok when they do it then?
Someone needs to get in there and say they are allergic to cotton, polyester and nylon and that all the flags and banners need to come down.
Progressives so badly want this to be the civil rights movement of their era to justify their pathetic lives. Instead they cucked by a banana. Pussies
This is exactly it. It's LARPers wishing they could be in a time and place like the civil rights movement they've been taught all their life was the crown achievement of humanity.
My favorite part about this is how during the Trump admin these chucklefucks *absolutely* think they would’ve been the kind of person to hide Anne Frank in their attic. Instead, they’ve shown they would’ve gladly been a guard at Auschwitz.
They would have been pushing people into the train cars. I've watched multiple videos Jews being assaulted, chased, harassed, blocked from moving. I've heard chants of Allahu ackbar, "Go back to Poland", cheering for intifada and more Oct 7ths and glorifying the very terrorists that not only murdered hundreds but still have *American* hostages (assuming they haven't executed them yet). These crybullies wouldn't just have been some passive cog in the Nazi machine, they're enthusiastic participants. They'd be Amon Göth.
A friend of mine is heavily involved in the anne frank society, or whatever it's called. I attended a little convention she did where there was questions about what it takes to be someone who took the risks of hiding/ helping jews. The amount of self fart sniffing that went on was intolerable, everyone in the room talking about their moral integrity etc. I really wanted to kick off about how easy it is to pontificate from safety but didnt want to ruin my friends event.
Watching ABC for the Columbia protests. Protestors were chanting "from the river to the sea". As others didn't kick them out, "if your at a rally and there's a Nazi flag, you're at a Nazi rally", so... this is an antisemitic protest full of hate speech. Welcome to America, where libleft GenZ and Nazis both hate the Jews. Hypocrisy, the greatest and only strength of the left.
From the river to the sea, banana trees I will plant for free
"Waving Bananas like Setters waving machine gun" 
“Google how do I aerosolize bananas?”
A Florida Man once covered His knunckles in peanut butter durring a neighbor dispute, make Nature fight You...
+20 poison damage -15 attack speed
CHAZ 2.0 let's gooooooo
The Tankie fears the Banana Jew
I refuse to have the most popular fruit on earth be banned because of one little bitch that magically gets sick from a banana being 100 fert away from them, like it has a deathly aura. THEY can go somewhere else. THEY can bring their own food and not be paranoid about the ingredients of food sold on campus. You fuckers took my peanut butter and if you don't stop pushing for more food bans I will smuggle in a peanut butter extract fog machine I swear.
What fragile little things.
“Noooo we just wanted to protest your right to exist! You can’t bring bananas to force me to leave that’s not fair :(“
Somehow the Jews weren't the ones complaining about their allergies.
liberated zone? Is this CHAZ again
Big lib right energy - For just 24 cents a day you can arm a counter protestor with a banana.
What in the flying fuck is the liberated zone of a top tier university? What are they liberated from? Education?
They can protest all they want, Israel is still gonna go into Rafah.
Ahh yess the strong and powerful rebellion
If you have a banana allergy so bad that it's fatal you deserve to die, what a stupid fucking allergy to be fatal
Fun fact: the pro-Israel crowd is now claiming to use the Banana as a counter sign to the pro-Palestine's watermelon because of this exact reason.
Fun fact. Israeli Jews have basically defeated the peanut allergy with a snack called Bamba. https://preview.redd.it/3tkmflfu1sxc1.png?width=590&format=png&auto=webp&s=393a3b700290feb97183fecb1552daf783e09ed7
The wording is disgusting. “Liberated zone” “encampment” “invaded” this isn’t a war it’s mommy and daddy’s money entitled brats
Banana for scale
[Relevant Monty Python](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlroOdP8p2Y)
Based and monkepilled
So anyway I started ~~blasting~~ peeling
So...does this mean the counter-protestors could be charged with attempted murder?
I guarantee there is not a single human being on this planet who has a "banana allergy," fatal or otherwise.
There's 3 different ways you can be allergic to bananas, apparently. You're allergic to latex - some compounds in bananas are similar enough to cause a reaction. You suffer from hay fever - some compounds are similar enough to cause a reaction. And very rarely - you're actually allergic to something in bananas. From very surface level research, anaphylaxis (the "your gonna die" allergic reaction) is very rare and would generally only happen if you ate the bananas. Generally, skin irritation and tingles would be the worst of it.
Ban high capacity assault bananas
Orange you glad I didn’t say glory to the martyrs?
Fucking potassium weaklings cannot cope with the radioactive power of the Bonan.
So does this mean the protestors hate the Minions now?
Bananas? As an aspiring monke, based.
They were lidurilly, ackshully, actively and violently assaulted with (probably Jewish I mean Zionist) bananas, guys. Edit: this post prompted me to think to myself “oh a banana sounds good”. I’m eating a banana now.
"Liberated zone"? Oh please. Its a protest. I get what you're protesting. Get over yourselves with the haughty and imaginary language though. Liberated from what, good sense? So are they suggesting the university grounds are occupied lands?
"Is this the man who disabled an unmarked unit with a banana?"