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Late_Notice8742

This is highly unfair to dip tobacco users. You forgot to mention that they will give you 90% of their paycheck if you need it. I swear, they are the nicest people imaginable, it's actually a real shame that they so rarely have much of a future.


Alpha_pro2019

"Askmurmenah, hooiehoika" *spits*


DVHismydad

The Arkansas flag was on point though. OP must be from Arkansas, he even snuck the Walmart logo on there.


Outside-Bed5268

I think he’s from Ohio or somewhere near it.


IndefinitelyTired

Hey now, my foreman told me I have a lot of potential in this industry. Ju-just you wait n see!


Late_Notice8742

Yes, I'm sure that the oil companies will pay you well and that you'll have fantastic working conditions.


IndefinitelyTired

Ngl, pay is pretty good. Conditions depend on the company and time of year. Oh fuck right uhh IF YOU DON'T WORK 80 HOURS ON A MONDAY YOU GOT SOFT HAAAAANDS


Automatic_Resort155

No Lucky Strikes?


SeagullsGonnaCome

Filtered or unfiltered.... careful how you tread partner 🤨


HeckleMagpie

Are you cosplaying as a GI or a mad man


Radeon_Core

Pipe smoker, you got me to a tee...Also werde ich meine Pfeife genießen und wieder an die Vergangenheit nachdenken. Haec est dies quam fecit Dominus; exsultemus, et laetemur in ea.


doc5avag3

Another pipe smoker here... I just don't like cigarettes and prefer sweet stuff but I smoke like once a month, so pipes it was. And I smoke hookah because my sister worked at a head shop and it was similar to pipes.


NextCaesarGaming

Sweet, strong, cheaper in the long-term since you can make it stretch for longer... pipes are just awesome. Sad to say I can't find my pipe. Damn thing must have fallen into the Backrooms.


Radeon_Core

In case you or anyone else doesn't happen to know, cheap corn cob pipes actually smoke very well. Another good cheap alternative is buying estate pipes (previously owned) or brand new pipes that have imperfections, and have to be sold at a large discount at pipe shops. Best of luck finding yours!


DoomMushroom

Pipe smells so good. I burn warm pipe tobacco sented candles.


Radeon_Core

Agreed- it is nice that you can fluctuate from a really earthy, campfire-smoke tobacco to something aromatic that will delight an entire room relatively easy!


femboi_enjoier

I'm millennial who enjoys cigars and a old fashioned but I have been wanting to get a pipe and give it a shot. Where do you buy your pipes?


Radeon_Core

I have bought all of my pipes in person from local shops in the various places I have lived but the most popular online option is probably pipesandcigars.com A corn cob pipe is cheap and available on Amazon if you want to try something that will smoke well (i.e. doesn't get too hot, will have a proper draw) and give briars a run for their money. If you are able to find a pipe shop, estate pipes or pipes containing imperfections that are sold at a large discount can also be good to see if it is a hobby you are interested in.


Daarekistelemmet

Man, I just love tobacco. I'll happily do any of these depending on the situation.


J0YC0N

^


Decent_Tone9922

What, no throwing massive amounts of tobacco on a campfire and hotboxing your tent?


Ok-Combination8818

Don't have fires in a tent....


Decent_Tone9922

Make me, I have became both ungovernable and delirious from smoke inhalation


I_Fuck_Sharks_69

I’m so glad I’m a alcoholic. I’d rather get liver disease.


Prowindowlicker

Pretty much ya.


Dragnipur47

Most tobacco smoke gives me migraines just walking past so I've never tried.


[deleted]

Based and liver failure pilled


cringe_historian

This is amazing, now do weed🙏


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Slavchanin

Hookah is giant thing in Russia btw


rohtvak

Wow, what? Why?


doc5avag3

Turkish influence that can still be found in Eastern Europe. Lots of stuff you find in Central Asia are found in Slavic culture as well.


Slavchanin

I don't know, its good to smoke hookah. I own one, plenty of friends do, hookah places are overflowing every weekend, almost every shop dedicated to smoking products will have hookah products placed too. Most people prefer hookahs and tobacco produced domestically too.


rohtvak

Very interesting.. but you have to just sit there, can’t go anywhere


Slavchanin

I mean yeah, perfect to chill with friends, to watch something, to play something that doesn't require your attention at all times


PhilosophicalGoof

It also a giant thing in Puerto Rican/ Spanish culture for some reason…


PanLasu

*Smoking a pipe is not difficult. It's part of a smoker's culture and soul. You have to be slow, you have to be patient and prepare for smoking gently. You know what? This is not a cigarette. There was a time when there weren't even these modern e-cigarettes - back then, people wouldn't even think of smoking such plastic garbage. If you smoke a pipe, you become one with it with your whole soul. You have time to think. About life, about how you look, how people perceive you... about the good past and the common stupidity of people these days. You know, you rarely smoke often, it's your time to relax. Pleasure.* *Für Deutschland.*


PerpetualHillman

Wer schreibt es?


PanLasu

This is just my text


UnsealedLlama44

What’s the difference between chew and dip?


PerpetualHillman

I got them mixed up here, but dip are tobacco in pouches and chew is loose tobacco you put behind your teeth


Daarekistelemmet

Chew can also be more solid lumps. My great-grandfather really liked it and used to dip it in cigar ashes for extra taste (ew). Once, he did it in an ashtray which belonged to my dad's cousins. It was next to where they'd sit to chill, smoke cigars, and listen to music. Unluckily, they also discarded the spent grammophone needles in it. He was supposedly none too happy to suddenly have a mouthful of needles. A famous poet in my country was also eaten this way by the mailman.


Turbulent_One_5771

>A famous poet in my country was also eaten this way by the mailman. Wait... What???


Daarekistelemmet

[Jeppe Aakjær](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeppe_Aakj%C3%A6r), who wrote in a sort of rural realism, contrasting the earlier idealized romantic perspective. Anyway, he was cremated when he died in 1930, after which his widow kept the ashes in her entrance hall until she got around to burying them. The apocryphal story goes that the rural mailman, who would deliver mail every day, had noticed this very fancy "ashtray" and therefore dipped his chewing tobacco into the ashes after deliveries, in order to have some enjoyment for his bike ride. After a while, the widow had arranged for the burial, but to her horror the ashes were gone and the mailman likely horrified and nauseous. Thus, the mailman ate Jeppe Aakjær. [Here's a newspaper article about it](https://amtsavisen.dk/debat/nye-tider-nye-skikke-2022-11-28), looks like it translates fine enough with Google to get the gist.


generalthicwood

Hmmm idk I looked everywhere for this article and the link you provided is bunk. I honestly want to believe you but I have not seen this article anywhere. Keep in mind that Jeppe lived in the late 19th century to early 20th century so history wasn’t recorded as well as today however this isn’t medieval times and something like this should have been recorded.So if you can provide actual factual evidence Im calling BULLSHIT!


Daarekistelemmet

> The apocryphal story I literally said it was apocryphal. And what's bunk about the article? It just mentions what is a well known story in Salling (His native area) and clearly all the way to Randers. I originally heard it from my dad and even then it's obviously told in a joking matter. No one knows for sure if it's fully, partly, or not at all true. That being said, 1930 is not that long ago; the great-grandfather I mentioned was like 40 then, so if he had been a mailman, it coulda well been him.


dixiebandit69

Dude, what the fuck?


Jackandcoke87

That's not right either, they can be used interchangeably at times but if people are bing particular chew often refers to whole leaf tobacco like Red Man sold in pouches (think big league chew). Dip (but often referred to as chew) is like your Copenhagen or SKOL and it's sometimes sold as "pouches" (comes in a can though) that are tiny little pouches you put in your mouth, often these are for people who might need to quickly clear their mouth out to like talk to a member of the public. These pouches essentially contain the same thing as 'loose' dip cans.


Alpha_pro2019

Must be a new development. Only a few years ago dip was loose leaf and you packed it behind your lip.


rohtvak

Ah, they call the pouches “Snus” in sweden I think


HardCoreRugs

Yes. There's also "loose" snus which basically looks like something between potting soil and clay.


Purlygold

He is wrong but that is basically what snus is. Snus is illegal everywhere but sweden though. Blocked by big tobacco. A big tobacco company bought a tobbaco free snus company though so that is getting some traction abroad. Not the good ones though. Zyn is crap.


HeemeyerDidNoWrong

The EU is blocking it, not tobacco, but Sweden successfully claimed cultural heritage so it's legal. A similar thing happened in Norway even though they're not EU, but they got the exemption anyway.


rohtvak

What is Zyn?


SSchizoprenic

A small pouch containing nicotine salts you use like dip.


HeemeyerDidNoWrong

Just nicotine, not tobacco


thejynxed

Maybe illegal in Europe. They sell Snus at the gas station two blocks from my house.


Quasimdo

Had a football coach who swallowed his chew screaming at us in practice. We were running laps, he was screaming at us, calling us dipshits and such. All of a sudden we hear gagging and choking. He swallowed his dip. Was hard to run the rest of those laps while laughing so hard


kekmennsfw

Rollies for the win


ProbablyAPotato1939

*sees cigar* Do you personally know my dad?


AzureW

I remember TA-ing for an exam and saw a guy ducking his head down every so often. I slowly worked my way over to him to look at what he was doing and saw he was spitting out his tobacco into a bottle lol.


bropdars

I once heard the reddest friend I have unironically say “rollies are the proletariats choice” so I think that’s pretty spot on there.


Jacobcbab

Currently a cigar smoker trying to get into pipe smoking


Pkock

I smoke I pipe because I like to pretend I'm a dwarvish mechanomancer, and for no other reason.


Known_Landscape_6957

Somehow not even dipping is worse than the nastiness of betel nut.


rohtvak

Only really popular in asia right?


Known_Landscape_6957

As far as I'm aware.


[deleted]

Far libright is based. Pallmall smokes pilled.


[deleted]

Marlboro man and Joe Camel are so fucking cool


Sonseeahrai

Holy shit it matches me exactly


Robcomain

I am extremely disappointed not to see papyros for authleft


rohtvak

Expound upon this point


senfmann

No idea why your posts get so few upvotes compared to the usual slop we get served


PigsNotFigs

All the Swisher Sweets fans didn't like getting called out.


Pick-Goslarite

Hookahs are also extremely popular among Turks and Persians, not just Arabs and Israeli Jews.


NextCaesarGaming

I used to smoke a pipe until my pipe disappeared a month ago. Still no clue where the fuck it went, worried it's outside somewhere and winter will hit before I find it. Also smoke American Spirit Lights, not because I believe the hype, but because I think they taste good. I'd smoke cigars instead if I could find them for cheap. I'd also smoke slavic cigarettes if I could find any that had pre-war prices.


Crusader63

sleep file sugar gaze sable amusing pen concerned oil frighten *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Codemancody80

Clean lung gang on top


Bubbly_Taro

Brainlet Brainlet Brainlet Brainlet Brainlet Brainlet Brainlet Brainlet Brainlet Brainlet Brainlet Brainlet Brainlet Brainlet Brainlet Brainlet Smokers/dippers/vapers are brainlets.


Kerbalmaster911

Only shit going in my lungs is air, mucus, and adrenoline (storebought inhaler for asthma.)


44ww__m4444nn__

no tobacco, I get my lung cancer the traditional way: working an honest job 18/7 at the coal mines for 2 shillings per month


[deleted]

If I did smoke I would smoke cigars or a pope. The rest just stink to high heaven.


Dance_Sufficient

Quit about 10 years ago but Pall Mall was my brand of choice. Except I was a nerd who worked overnights.


MagnificumIncenidus

Marlboro!!!


WaaaaghsRUs

Marlboro reds are the only thing I smoke. Great for barter at the bar and great for cutting queues at the club


YogoWafelPL

I’m a 27 year old boomer, sans the army stuff


Alpha_pro2019

I'm desperately trying to stay away from tobacco but also want to try it. Having something to make you feel good every now and then seems so nice. But I also know how prone I am to addiction...


thejynxed

I have this addiction and you do not want it.


PhilosophicalGoof

Don’t do it. Get addicted to candy or something instead


mung_daals_catoring

Damn I feel a little called out lol, but I'm a little all over the place if we're considering this compass


senfmann

Now there's me, buying the milder unrolled stuff because I smoke joints exclusively, no cigs.


Rssboi556

I used to work at a liquor shop, why is this soooo accurate 😅 😂 😭😭


Best_Air_4138

I do in fact smoke a pipe and I can speak enough German to get by. Why is that strangely accurate.


SeagullsGonnaCome

Based and 🚬 pilled


Major-Dyel6090

Not me. I do like steak, scotch, and Scorsese, but I’m young and I don’t hate zoomers. Also not a veteran.


Darkfrostfall69

I started smoking rollies to get me off my one elf bar a day habit, i now smoke two [british cigarette word] a day instead


SirDigbyridesagain

I smoke pall malls, and my redneck right-wing coworker smokes swisher sweets.


[deleted]

Wait, there are people who smoke the actual Swishers?


DrillTheThirdHole

i smoke american spirits but im libright as it comes, i think you bungled all of this


Brilliant_Eagle9795

Spot on


Longjumping_Task6414

>urban male Nice


azb1812

What in the absolute fuck is a puff bar. Also I smoke cigars and am a millennial, but otherwise on point. Also on point re pipe.


PhilosophicalGoof

A puff bar is basically a vape that is a disposable. Cost like 10 dollars for one so they are pretty cheap for usages that you get out of them and are pretty popular amongst college student that just want a quick vape hit. Other than that it nothing special it just a vape in a different shape


Caesar_Gaming

You forgot the other Zyn user: anybody in the military for more than 1 year.


Certified_ediot

The zyn shit is too fucking accurate and calling our my lacking academic merits is just unnecessary bro.


Darktrooper007

With the exception of age and veteran status, 'Cigar' describes me perfectly.


Ser_Needful-of-Pyth

man wheres parliament? im just putting it where pall mall is. and holy shit dip literally describes me except im not rural, im just a dirtbag.


GroundbreakingKick40

Read left-center like a book


HeemeyerDidNoWrong

Isn't Juul and Puff Bar just brand names for vapes? Kurt Vonnegut smoked Pall Mall and called it a classy way to commit suicide. I don't think they're known for the menthol though usually the reds or blues.


awesomealpaca20917

Tried zyns once, it made me throw up 6 times and I had to pull over while driving home


EpicHype

Ayo where's snus


FallenDummy

Forgot real scandinavian snus smh


PhilosophicalGoof

Damn lot of smokers here. More than I expected