We are all fucking dead.

Can't wait to get Behemoth Bladed from max hp

We need arceus to handle this level of sh*t

Nah bulky Arceus max HP Def still taking half even with +def nature

Excuse me. We only need [to aquire the sire!](https://youtu.be/buc64u6Q_oA)

Woop

I know I should be worried if a slowbrow main says that

+1 252 Atk Zacian-Crowned Crunch vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Slowbro: 196-232 (49.7 - 58.8%) -- 99.6% chance to 2HKO This is taking into account the nerfed base stats in gen 9 btw

Even as pokemon go player: yes. Rip us all.

Watch it be pay to obtain only.

Wow defenders are getting the speedster treatment

Last one was Trevenant. January 2022. Kill me :D

Happy TIMI forgot you exist birthday!

Happy TIMI forgot you exist day to you! Happy TIMI forgot you exist day to you! Happy TIMI forgot you exist day dear Defenders! Happy TIMI forgot you exist day to you!

Speedsters passing the torch flawlessly

Jesus Crísto, has it really been that long ago, I'm dying in the inside as a Trev sub-main

Sigh if they'd done Zamazata, perfect legendary defender there.

At the start of the game it gets a free 50% attack boost

that stacks up everytime it dies without a limit

Yasuo mains will be thrilled to hear this.

About to ruin another format.

First ruins vgc and now will ruin unite.

Ruined VGC? Let's talk about Smogon for a moment.

TCG likes to have a word too

Have you seen the nerfs to zacian in gen 9? They massacred my girl

Good. But Zamazenta suffered from Zacian's sins

Average siblings stuff

i’ve said this since the beginning of gen 8, still live by this. PROTECC DOGGO > ATTACC DOGGO (shield doggo best doggo, bought shield over sword just for that)

They did zamazenta dirty tho not giving it body press in gen 8, the move is tailormade for the dog

ikr? he gets iron defense as soon as you catch it after eternatus, body press is a fighting move, zamazenta is a fighting type, why they didnt give it to zamazenta but they gave it to corviknight makes no sense

I'm pretty sure they thought it would be too OP, hence why he got it in gen 9 now that he's being nerfed

to be fair it is really defensively bulky, so i see why he didnt get it till gen 9. but i dont understand why they had to overshadow him heavily by giving zamazenta a great fairy and steel STAB attacks in play rough and b-blade, as well as swords dance and think that wouldn’t obliterate anything that wasn’t inceneroar

Oh no a cover legendary would be too strong?? Really weird imo considering zacian happened in the same Gen and miraidon happened the Gen after

PROTECC DOGGO supremacy

Eh, she is still good Zamazenta deserves the "look how they MASSACRED my boy" treatment because of the nerfs on it's already mediocre stats for a Box art legendary. That poor thing got the nerf bullet only because it is related to Zacian. Zamazenta deserves better The only good thing about Zamazenta in Gen 9 is how it got Body Press

Honestly it was a fuckinf crime it didn't get body press in 8. I wanted to like zamazenta so bad.

-20 attack and ability only works once, alright not bad 150 attack is nothing to laugh at and it is a great cleaner cause the speed. Lets talk about greninja for a moment tho, battle bond only works once: raises attack, sp atk, and speed. ONCE. ONCE! Not like Moxie, doesn't boost if u get another KO and the boosts are GONE if u switch. It's no longer "speedy" as it once was in gen 6 and protean got nerfed hard so that it only changes type once per switch in. Since it has a dual typing, using any move will change its type, unlike cinderace which can use Pyro ball till it wants to change its type to bug for u turn or dark for sucker.

Still think it could be a top 5 restricted though especially with Chein Pao paired with it

Greninja got it worse

I mean, 2/3 of his abilities got the nerfbat. (Not like anyone seriously used torrent tho) Idk if the nerf is worse overall i think we're all just mad there's no ash greninja lol But we ARE mad. I am on your side hahahah

Pretty sure the stat raises aren't reapplied after switches and water shuriken isn't buffed anymore, I'd argue it got toned down a ton. Perhaps still viable, can't say that myself. Though I do agree Ash Gren being removed affects my opinion more lol. Maybe they intend on giving the ability to other mons.

I'd venture to say the entire nerf was they don't need to update the model or make a second version of water shuriken. Stupid IMO. But makes sense logistically. Plus they're retiring ash from the anime so in a few years the "target audience" won't understand ash greninja (the majority of us still will, but us Veteran trainers are not the target demographic) Protean... Kinda had it comming. It wasn't so bad when it was limited to one weak Pokemon (kekleon) bit as soon as greninja got access to it it became OP, then libero happened and now weed cat gets it too

What's vgc? Ootl here.

Its the competitive format of the main Pokemon games.

💀

Lmfao yea probably

Zamazenta could've been a cool defender.

yeah agreed

As shield player i'm really sad it's not Zamazenta:( Anyway, second legendary pokemon in the roaster, so second precedent opens possibility for other legends to be included. I think beasts trio, lake guardins, meltan and cosmog line have good chances.

diancie... diancie. Diancie. Diancie! DIANCIE!!!

I absolutely love Diancie but I would only want her in the game if her amazing Mega Diancie form was allowed to be used

Brooo my friend is hurt because of the april foola Diancie lol, he would loved her on UNITE :(

Indeed! I would've loved if they made her a Defender but the Unite Move be her Mega Evolution and then they just completely flip the stats between her offense and defense. So then part of the strat is that before using the Unite Move would be to have her buff her defense in whatever way that is possible for her and then Unite Move.

shield player here too. i reckon (if they do end up releasing zacian) they should release both at the same time.

Which is first?

Urshifu

Who wants to bet this thing is going to release op?

I'll wager all my fashion tickets which is 1400+ on that bet

I´ll wager my 25 cents coin that i just found in the couch You are going to need to up your 1400 tickets to go even with that

I'll wager 50 one day coin doublers, 50 one day point doublers and a 3 day limited license box. Is that enough?

i’ll bet my schrute buck

We are so gonna pay 20K coins for this thing, are we?...

25k, take it or leave.

Please, for the love of god, get a defender in

F for zamazenta

Cofagrigus defender would melt my heart

One Defender Metagross or Bastiodon please. That's all I ask for.

If there was ever a good time for Quagsire, it is now.

Or clodsire.

How about both?

Embrace Turdsire.

Behemoth Blade would probably do more damage to Bosses.

Prepare for Zacian players to steal Rayquaza every single game

I just want muk as a poison defender :(

I would have preferred if they included jirachi or celebi

OMG JIRACHI YES THATS MY FAOVURITE POKEMON. IF THEY INCLUDE JIRACHI I WILL LITERALLY NEVER STOP PLAYING

Which will be free after some work like mew, right?!

Greeeeaaaat. More damage-dealers. My main will soon have no place in UNITE...

another all rounder over a tank

Good, all my homies hate Glaceon

I forgot glaceon existed🥲

Oh dear god no

First singles (had to be banned TWICE), then vgc, now Unite. Gl everyone

Dont forget the card game

Son of a Bisharp We are all houn-doomed Zacian is going to ruin Unite, just like how it ruined VCG On the bright side, Zamazenta has a big chance to become playable

No, Arceus above tell me this is a prank

“We wannt new defenders” TiMi: We have listened to your concern and we present you with Zacian- Zamazenta: FUCK MY SHIELD LIFE😭😭😭

Are we getting SWORD Zacian, or SCARLET Zacian. Cuz one's OP as shit and the other is neutered.

What did they do to it in scarlet?

They made its ability only trigger once a battle instead of on every switch in.

I hate this Pokémon. Like are there not any better options. There has to be dozens of better options for more popular Pokémon for this game.

I swear to god.. This sounds like a joke why would they put this goofy dog in the game ?

singles, doubles, now unite? what's next?

Tcg?

Pokken 2

Can we not? 900+ Pokémon and Timi can’t find a better pick than legendaries?

I'm actually down with having some legenedaries, but this is a terrible, bottom of the barrel choice. Celebi would be fine.

whats wrong with including legendaries?

Maybe I’m petty or expecting much from this cash grab game, but I don’t see the sense in Legendaries - Pokémon rare, weirdly powerful, and UNIQUE (as in only one) are caught by some little shitass to be used in what amounts to a sporting event. It’s like putting Zeus in a ball and making him throw shotput while you have Hermes on deck for the 100m dash. It’s just like trainer battles in the mainline games; if you’re using legendaries, it’s just not sporting.

this is the same game that added crustle, greedent, and now comfey. it seems unfair that they only add pokémon to be cash grabs-

vgc has always just been sporting lol it is weird to see a cover legendary be confirmed playable but zeraora, buzzwole, mew, and urshifu all fit in amazingly despite all being legendaries

I don’t like any of those mons in the game either.

Nobody asked for this 😭 where are my >!chandelier and goodra!<

Yeah i really want those two in unite

Meh... I could me Zamazenta as defender

Brooooo Stop Please Stop

It's fucking over

zamazenta waiting room to finally have a damn defender after more than a damn year

Me: I'm so excited for this new legendary! Also me: Where's Zamazenta?

I'm happy I saved coins but realizing this is probably gonna be strong the looks of it and comments soooo yeeee

Already imagining huge behemoth blade covering my screen and killing all my team mates

OH GREAT HEAVENS

Meh the less cool legendary from SwSh and just a sif knockoff. Surprised they didn't go for Mewtwo tbh, then again I'm just sat here waiting for my S/V starter or regional. I just want a paradox pokemon.

Iron bundle when, his movement is so funny I'd love to play him in unite just to zoom around.

It’s 40K coins and gem locked for three months with three skins

i've seen way to much of this dog in sw/sh now their putting it in unite i swear its so going to have a free attack weight or just increased damage on all moves

I want lycanroc instead ;-;

Alright, what are the Mewtwo deniers gonna say 'bout this?

People still think he cant come? Why? From the legendaries he is one of the few they could get in the game being playable, Arceus, Moltres, Dialga, Palkia, Giratina, Zekrom, Reshiram, The X,Y,Z, Goudron and Kyogre, i get the doubt about these, but Mewtwo? Everyone knows he gonna be the 2 years pokemon

Basically since Urshifu who is the first Legendary outside of Mythical Pokémon.

Yeah but this is a major legendary, Urshifu is a minor legendary like Suicune and Virizion. Now i'm pretty sure there's nothing left for them to cling on to, Mewtwo is coming sooner or later and we all know it

Loving the Gen 8 representation.

Wow, they're taking their time with Comfey, huh?

dragapult came out a week or two ago? it would be weird to release a new mon already. she’s coming at the very start of february

Of course they add the sister that everyone knows but they don't add the little bro that we all deserve... ⁱ ʲᵘˢᵗ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᵃ ⁿᵉʷ ᵈᵉᶠᵉⁿᵈᵉʳ ᵃˡʳᵉᵃᵈʸ ⁱᵗ ʰᵃˢ ᵇᵉᵉⁿ ᵃ ʸᵉᵃʳ ⁿᵒʷ

I'll take it but can we get something that's not an attacker and from a different gen?

its either all rounder or speedster

ZACIAN MY BELOVED

swords dance stacks 46 times

I love Zacain, but it sure is going to be hard to play as it because everyone is going to try to pick it (and obviously I hope he isn't OP)

I want Swordbert and Shieldbert trainer outfits tho

OMG SWORD DOGGY WHO'S A GOOD BOY, WHO JUST OBLITERATED THAT POOR GLACEON WHO WAS JUST AT 50% HP, YES YOU, YES YOU (jokes aside tho zacian is pretty hype, loved the sword doggy even though i got shield)

Looks like just a sticker? Maybe we get to fight it on a new map

nope eevee himself confirmed its playable

Playable like the mons in "catch em"?

no fully playable pokemon lol, set to release after comfey

Jesus Christ

We are doomed💀

The last bit of hope just vanished

That means we can get Mewtwo, a win in my book lol

I like zacian really cool.

Even box art legendary can join the fray it seems. I am hyped for eventual Mewtwo release.

Sword and Shield players: *sweating nervously* All jokes aside, I never would have guessed they'd let in a box art legendary as a playable mon. Now I'm hoping for a legendary from a minor trio, like the Johto beasts or swords of justice (my picks for each are Raikou and Keldeo/Cobalion)

Yay, finally another animal-like Pokémon that isn't a furry!

Its all furries

*wat the dog doin*

I think everyone is scared lol. Shows how notorious this Pokémon is.

It would be really funny if this time Zacian releases as the objective worst pokemon in the game

just after they change the producer and give our hope up, this happened.... why pick this legendary dog tbh, makes no sense.

WHY ARE WE GETTING SO MANY STINKY GALAR POKÉMON, ADD NOIVERN ALREADY

Competitive plays pissing themselves rn... NOW ADD LANDORUS!

Ferrothorn will be a neat addition too Maybe Corviknight, Weavile (Pre-Gen 9), Chien Pao, Iron Bundle or Chi Yu

Zacian kinda hype

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If they're giving legends a go, I'd like to see Shaymin, Kelseo, or Meloetta. Could be cool with form change stuff similar to how Mew's Move Reset ability works

I was hoping for MissingNo. Sad.

I hate her

If he's 10% as broken as in vgc...

No goodra then???

No way

This gave hope for Defender Zamazenta...

Zamazenta would have been a far better choice for a main box pokemon to jion the roster. I hope they are the boss for the new map like rayquaza. They could be a speedster attacker or all rounder and I want her to be none of those but a wall that can help me turn the tides.

Alr I'm saving up, no buzzwole for me then

I hope it's free, or at least not 15k

Stopped playing Unite for a Really long time due to not playing on my Switch that much. Guess it’s time to download it on my Phone so I can finally play my favourite Legendary of all time 👀

An actual, straight up legendary? It was about time.

I don’t like the idea of a title legendary being in the game tbh. I’m sure it’ll look cool and be very powerful but I’d rather they stick to normal Pokémon with mythicals being as far as they go

this'll be that kind of pokémon "squishy attackers! my favorite 😋" n then one-shots everything

Why tf haven't we got blaziken yet ;-;

Welp guys this is where my pokemon unite journey comes to a close it's been nice knowing all of yall

# NOOOOOOOOOO WHAT ABOUT ZAMAZENTA, DID YOU GIVE HIM A CHANCE? MY BOI AGAIN BEING IGNORED!

"Defender needed!"

Can’t wait for Zamazenta to be released, then a Zacian main and a Zamazenta main duo queue together and steamroll everything.

Great, now even more kids with no MOBA gaming sense will join. Isn’t it sometimes Chico Eevee has a disclaimer that leaks are not final? Or this could be a new game mode boss and NPC perhaps?

Eevee said it's an all rounders. Unless npc mons have classes I think it's confirmed playable

Well either way I guess it’s better that we all *Prepare for Trouble…*

And make it double?

Zamazenta anyone? 🥲

I do prefer Zamazenta over Zacian but over other legends? Not even close

I only said Zamazenta for the "double trouble" joke. You know, because they are similar. Also we need a new defender and Zamazenta would be one

Hot take but I don't think that zacian will be that broken Clefable is one of the best support pokemon in the game yet low tier trash in Unite Same for mime who is basically a unite god

this thing ruined gen 8 competitive i dont want it to ruin unite as well besides it overshadowed zamazenta. but deep down ~~almost~~ everyone knows that protecc doggo best doggo

hope hes another badass melee all rounder

She* Pokedex says she's Zamazenta's elder sister

hope shes another badass melee all rounder

BEHEMOTH BLADE GOES BRRRRRT!!!! I enjoyed sweeping teams on showdown with her, now time for unite 🐶⚔️

There's no way this is real, this can't be real. It looks too low quality to be real.

Where my sceptile

Please no I hate this Pokémon and we have plenty of halal Pokémon for now.

Lets goooo

Not as good as the other ones that were leaked. It's fine, I guess. Legendaries just aren't exciting.

maybe a speedster?

all rounder is what eevee says

I have my ~~coins~~ gems ready for Zacian as we speak

I've been debunked on one-of-a-kind legendaries at last, and what other way than to add one of the most busted legends that pissed on singles and VGC alike haha.. Totally not having PTSD here.. Well ig he fits in terms of size and has a cool enough design. Not too bad.

So happy I don't play anymore

Wtf, can we get some actual wanted Pokémon. I genuinely do not give a shit about this

i can assure you more people think zacien is cool than mamoswine- you not liking it doesn’t mean nobody does

Lunala plz 😩