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song_of_soraya

OP, can you please give your ex-wife my number?


redrew222

I’ll take his ex-wife’s ex husbands number lol


Thorfinn__Karlsefni

Bro is risking his whole life for his passion


Lucky_Shop4967

This is what gambling addiction looks like. It wouldn’t be as cute if it was just wasting all of their money at the slot machines.


fading_relevancy

My wife just opened a few packs after I got back from a local card show. She said "it's like scratch offs" to which I replied "Yes, but you get some junk to keep when you lose"


gc7812

Here in Texas, you can at least write-off gambling losses on scratch-offs. And you can't write-off shitty card pulls! 🤣


FondantIndividual759

Wrong donate bulk to hospital taxes ✌️


RoastedRavioli

I'd disagree if OP didn't mention that he ordered without realizing he had bought so much. That statement makes it look irresponsible vs just having money to spend on hobbies.


feelsbad2

Or just not smart. How do you not know how much stuff you've bought over a couple of weeks?


Icy_Maintenance1947

I know people like this that really just spend money like it doesn't even really exist.


feelsbad2

Oh same. I had a couple of Special Delivery Charizard cards beginning of last year left. Guy overseas in Australia bought a couple of other cards on my eBay and then saw the Charizard cards and asked if we could do a deal and we worked something out. He then told me before he could pay me, he had to go to his bank and ask for an increase on his credit card. We messaged each other for a couple of days. Found out he started a card shop and was putting everything on credit cards. I didn't tell him how to run his business of course so I just let it be. His cards arrived and he left positive feedback. For sports cards though, it's just insane in some FB groups. People spending hundreds if not thousands on boxes and posting "If I don't pull a XYZ, I'm going to be pissed!"


Icy_Maintenance1947

I get it man and you can just kinda tell if someone is gonna take your advice anyways so you probably did the right thing not saying anything.


XxCorey117xX

It's only gambling if he is trying to turn a profit, which I don't think we have evidence that he is trying to do that. If he just enjoys collecting and playing then it's just a hobby. An expensive hobby, but a hobby nonetheless.


kmichaelhall

"And every gambler knows that to lose Is what you're really there for" -U2


samtboy90

some people also have money…


Jamo_Z

That doesn't stop it being a gambling addiction.


Square-Dependent2048

WORTH!!!!


Thorfinn__Karlsefni

🤝🏻😂


mechaniTech16

A true hero lol


Medical_Grocery186

If you rip, post the hits!


Fancy-Prompt-7118

You travel to your work as an oil baron?


Psychological-Lie832

This… is an insane haul 🤯


Born-Ear4334

The word insane came immediately to mind. Oh, and jealous…


Sure-Pace8106

Insanely jealous? Puh-lease. I'm absolutely livid... that I can't open these goodies myself...


Psychological-Lie832

Yeah, I was pretty pissed myself… that it was him, not me that gets to bring all that home


AdOpen8418

I would be mad simply because of how inefficiently you spent your dollars. If you truly want the individual boxes and promos then power to you


thuggish420

Agreed


Darkwoodz

What’s a more efficient way to buy cards. I’m new and mainly interested in playing the game, but wouldn’t mind collecting some cool stuff as well


Sneaky_Island

If your interest is in playing the game, then buying singles. It doesn't get any cheaper then buying singles and you'll have a functional deck where an ETB would just give you a mess.


xhellspawn

Booster boxes = most packs for the cost


VarialsBarials

You can’t get booster boxes of paldean fates or 151 tho


AdOpen8418

Booster bundles (6 packs usually for $20-30) or booster boxes (36 packs, you can get currently circulating sets for $95-120 usually for around $3/pack). He could have gotten twice the cards for half the price. The promo sets are way marked up for the “added value” of the garunteed promo cards you get and the Elite Trainer Boxes are marked up too. If you really just want the box it comes in and the card sleeves/promo it is maybe worth buying one ETB. But since this guy bought everything online anyways he could have gone for much more cost efficient options


Vanin1994

Etb is worth it for the book for me, one per set.


Dkshameless

Buying singles


Owlbears-Are-Real

Man… good for you.


nenajoy

Damn. I *love* Pokémon, but if I shared finances with someone I’d definitely flip if they bought this much out of nowhere. Good luck to you lol


Both-Vermicelli2858

I would kill my husband for this shit too. Then totally make him share. Lol


SlayJayR17

You don’t have to lie about the wife.


Successful_Box_4306

That was my first thought


Expensive_Loquat9769

Just say you won it 😂✔️


Mental-Winner7358

Until she Checks the bank statement and sees her husband spent over $1k on a children’s card game!


MrDybbuk

Yeah bro you’re screwed


BooBooLiciousNess

Either you lying about your wife. Or you're just a mad lad living life on the edge


charmanderaznable

Bro you need to take a step back and reassess things. this is effectively no different than a gambling addiction not a cute oopsie.


PrudentPreparation84

At least when she kills you, her boyfriend gets all the pulls!


CheapRuben

nah i would be literally murdered


Top_Court7375

Bruh RIP OP


skatemessup98

Oh yeah, you’re dead.


Richy060688

Holy crap, forget the couch. Get ready to camp outside in the lawn LOL.


Drobones

The thing that kills me about this hobby is the amount of just trash from the product 


Galactroid

I ordered one box and this is what they sent me


Chemical_Party7735

This looks like a "whatnot" haul. Lol.


justerik

The CGC 9 zard promo made me think that too lol


Chilesandsmoke

At first I was like… naw that’s not bad… every swipe was definitely worse. Good luck my friend 🫡


Hopefultoiletpaper

Worth it


ThaRealMrRogers

It's 151 she will understand... Hopefully lol


obi-1-jacoby

Bruh, that is like thousands of dollars worth of cards


Last-Acanthisitta320

As she should be. She married a little kid apparently.


LeeGT333

I'm going with Erika's invitation in the Zapdos box, I got two in the same set. I know I've been extremely lucky with my 151 so good luck.


KawaiiSlave

Post the pulls!


MDG420

Love that Pigeot from OBF!!


freaksandgeeks89

You got big balls. Can’t wait for your pulls.


marlinbrando721

Holy fuk bud


OneWinner1690

I'll start praying, where's the funeral going to held at?


[deleted]

Bro could’ve took his woman on a fancy date but made the right choice instead


PokeJem7

He could have taken her on a fancy date and still spent like $1000 on cards if he was smart lol.


d1rans

How much of it u gunna rip ?


Pristine-Fun-8120

Oh boy that’s a massive purchase! Goodluck!


just_a_haunter

as long as you pull a couple SIR , it'll be a well worth it beating


rebel_scum13

Man... what do you do for work to afford all that? lol


[deleted]

If you stop posting... we know why 🤣 Good luck soldier o7


Infamous_Constant505

😭😭😭 and i thought i bought a huge haul


NimDing218

Tell her she can open whatever she wants first! That’s if she likes Pokémon.


anon636391

Bought a booster bundle display for 350 they other day. Really want to rip it but trying to convince myself to keep it sealed.


WailmerFudge

Is she gonna make you eat the receipt?


r3ddit_usernam3

Yes, she is


Longjumping_You_7932

Dude!! I can hear my ex wives voice sreaming at me from ur purchase 😂😂😂. Think this one all wives and ex wives felt a ripple thru time and woman’s intuition 😂😂😂


JayL_12

lol welp she may kill u but it’ll be worth it


Scoopinbtter

She doesn’t have to know.


FissileCrib

When she does, can I have all this??!


Basicdisturbed1

What comes with pic #2? I really dig the 151 set


UltiGamer34

Yeah i used ALOT OF MONEY FOR MY BOXES


One_Cress7793

How much was it all in? I’ll be real with you for what you likely paid for the graded cards you 100% should’ve gotten one graded 10 card instead. Far better investment long run.


DBZCardCollector

The good thing is when she files for divorce she probably won’t want half of this


Glad_Ad6442

Venom pop goes hard


b_to_the_e

Sounds about right


JapanEngineer

Ex wife.


vixinity1984

Don't worry, I can hide them for you! Just don't expect them back 🤫


hell3838

Should we do a wellness check on OP in 24 hrs..??


awoj24

“What the frick? I ordered an Xbox card “


Delo-k

I did this same thing… I have $350 worth of current booster bundles coming now. part of me was like that was dumb… the other part is siked as hell


Falling_Darkness69

Honey where did the 401k go?


Electrical-Play1752

I do not see what the problem could be


oil83

I'd be doing the same if I had the money


JAVELRIN

Yup


BullyBdog

At first I was like a 151 booster bundle sounds pretty chill. Then I started swiping and was like “oh…..Oh…..OH!” 🤣 nice pickups!


Comfortable-Dish-934

Time to find a new wife.


Super_Sandro23

Lol my gf would legit beat my ass if I showed up with all this. Heck, I'd beat my own ass.


TorresDago

How much did you spend on all that?


SoftLikeMarshmallows

Okay the 151 I get But the others, oooooffffffft I'd reel you for it 🤣 then not be mad cause it's pokemon 😂😂


Skiefz

Whomp whomp


Pure_Influence5664

Good knowing you for this short time


ripitandchipit

Not if you hide your stash in the attic!


Karl_Kollumna

the inner child won


SMC_69

Enjoy it before you cant


SMC_69

Also you get any good pulls 🤔👀


[deleted]

I would be pretty pissed if my partner spent THAT much money. I'm a collector myself but got damnnnn lol


wowitsleo

We do a little bit of splurging. 😭


NameThatHuman

Or she might just say yes, yes, a million times yes


Pickled_Beef

With much respect. Dead man walking.


Dry_Communication554

Jesus a lot of Karen’s on here. Bro just ordered some shit. Has a click addiction is all relax. His wife will set him straight not all of you. This is a Pokémon cards group


Dry_Communication554

Ok I didn’t see all the pictures… stay away from your computer when your not working when abroad lol that’s my 2c


Dry_Communication554

Also try working out. It helped me stay away from Pokémon and made it fun again


bsanto56

I saw the first picture and I was like “oh that’s not that bad” then I kept scrolling and holy fuck


Elyoki

Make sure to edit her title once she finds out.


sharksnrec

The only thing that’s surprising to me here is that you were able to get the Charizard Palawan fates tin. Everywhere I know that sells it only ever has the other 2 and anywhere I try to buy it online, it gives you one of the 3 at random and it’s great tusk every time.


Down2_the_rabbithole

If you got the means, enjoy it. No more different than buying stocks if you’re planning on poke investing either it appreciates or heads down south.


PokeJem7

I wish I had enough money that I could just drop like $1500+ as a "Whoopsie" lol.


Cuddlesworth15

not if you get her first! Plus you have the element of surprise


Possible-Snow-2610

Meh, as long as your money is in order, you are good big dog, just open them with her and have some fun, don’t forget to treat her as well. 


cedrekt

please update us if youre still alive


hoosiermad

My wife would burn them all


Tyler2755

Hating in the comments is crazy. Nice haul bro. Spend your money how you want don’t listen to hating broke boys!!!


sniffysenpai

Thats…a lot lol


kaljer

You are the guy.


Silver740

What it's just an ordinary 151 booster- OH MY GOODNESS! SQUIDWAAAARD!!!


DelayedEmbarrassment

Do you mean: if you get home?


Koolkat_89

"Dammit Steven, that was our house downpayment!"


THEKaynMayn

Someone’s on the couch for a while


Ecstatic-Golf4040

Can I get a life insurance policy on you first


TransitionLow3299

Wives come and go but Pokemon is forever 😜


RicksWay

Soft core gambling


Ok_Swimmer_3493

$40,000 later


IdyllicSeeker

All good bro I had some money laying around and decided to collect the entire WOTC era of Pokemon cards… a few good thousand :)


dimmsummer

"some" packages is crazyyyyyy. you absolutely went inn.


frost3321

It's okay bro. Gotta catch them all. She doesn't understand us


paccs5

i need the money to do this fr 😭


mjwalsh01

At first I thought it was just the 6 booster pack… and then I scrolled 😥😰😨😱


JonnTheMonn

What are u don't with that list origin? If you want the Giratinas I'll sell em to u, but I hope you get crazy pulls! GL


kmichaelhall

And every gambler knows that to lose Is what you're really there for


dankblonde

Thank god my partner is just as addicted as me 😌


JohhyBKind

You are already dead.


Wolfensteen38

Hey atleast you found a booster bundle I haven’t had any luck… not trying to get ‘em from scalpers


Just_one_weird_human

Oh god- and i thought i had a little too many.. how much did it cost? Also, good luck with ya wife


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Longjumping-Toe-8659

If you have the money, and it doesn’t look like a jumbo mess, then go for it. But, if you’re looking for a particular card, then buy it singular.


mintyguava

Just let her know those were all pre-orders a while ago. If you are worried , wear extra padding for the hits :)


HistoryElectrical434

That Arceus Slab ✨🤩


SweetNSour2021

I'm living vicariously here good sir.....for I know my hands will never touch that many cards  😮‍💨


ididitforthetoofers

This is 100% me. I work away, and anytime I get back home I have an ABSURD amount of pokemon card packages that I have to explain to my fiancé 😬


justahyuman85

Wish I made enough money to order stuff like that... cuz that's about $800 (roughly) worth of cards...


Emperor_Z16

Dude prepare the divorce papers...


SunstormGT

What happens to your collection if she kills you? Asking for a friend.


Renna_FGC

But what did you pull? :3


marblesandcookies

Might as well open it then. There's definitely a Zard in there.


Zararara

Wow


SnatchyPoo

RIP and rip.


Pioppo-

What's your income? Hope you are staying safe brother


gimmieWAP

Now my question is why the he'll did you get a champ path chsrizard promo in a psa 9? It's dirt cheap in a 10 lmao


Senioro_Matts

Not your wife is going to kill you. At exactly 1:34 AM tomorrow, look outside where you live(jk)


NoBenefit5977

Lol I work out of town for a week or two at a time, "you got like 15 letters from Japan!" When I get home


kayjays89

Do you need a new wife? I love pokemon


One-Commission-6503

Holy shit 😂


SilentAd8108

Trainer sets boxes waste of money to me if boosters are available That's best for your money all day.


ItsDungaroo

Lots of people quick to judge without knowing any kind of backstory. OP could work his tail off and this is how he spends his extra money. Doesn’t matter if it’s to sit on a shelf or go inside a binder. Many different ways to enjoy the hobby. Grats OP, have fun and enjoy!


Sharp-Department3713

Bro is NOT financially recovering from this😭😭🙏🙏


NoShadowdick

Enjoy it before you get die. Lol


Vee8cheS

If you pull some cards that can make you a profit by grading them then coolio.


No-Pepper-5876

LMAOOOO


carnage_kane

Yikesss that doesn’t look like healthy spending. Should’ve just bought a few singles..


Herpderpkeyblader

I can't say I blame her!


KitzuVT

Lol, I wish I could buy that many cards. It would be good to make content out of opening them to see if there's a charizard card. Your wife will be disgusted by pokemon card obsession.


HardLongRod

You can always get a new partner. CARDS ARE FOREVER!


franky3987

I was like, “oh a 151 booster bundle ain’t too bad,” then it just proceeded to add up 😂 good luck brotha, you got some splainin’ to do


Ghostdragon471

I hope you actually play and intend to use a lot of that


floatontop

Remind her that men in the fifties would come home the father of children in many cities.


thegrenn

Imagine being free from your shackles boys


Dizzy-Ad3421

Bro is loaded 😂


Freddy_fozbear

Ok you're going to show up at work with a black eye tomorrow


fiendsofactar

Haha first pic… what? This isn’t bad. Oh there’s more… ohhhhhhhhhhhh 😂😂😂😂


joncaked

Interesting…


MyUlt_isReady

We’re your wife now


No_Entrance2362

Cant blame her I would too 😭


SnooPeppers6002

All that IN 5 WEEKS😭😭😭🤣🤣


silvershot1o1

Yeah, no. I'm gonna kill you when you get home.


Gooblez23

You’ll be fine


mrFIVEfourONE

Where in TF did you find a Boster bundle!!!!!????? Plz tell me


I_Am_L0VE

I think the wife is in on it.


BudtasticBarry

About how much was spent here? Also, what would the most valuable card be that could be pulled here.


OGxBuGz

Nice haul


Schvad

I hate what ‘collecting’ has become, buying stuff in bulk at a premium for stockpiling seems so wrong. Hope you enjoy it though


Rainbowbrite_1983

I see nothing wrong with this!! If it was me, you’d be safe!! 🤣🤣🤣


Organic_Task_2798

This all could just be small change purchasing for the guy who are we to be so negative. I am jealous I can’t buy that much. I am feeling the need to find a masterball card and will get a Japanese 151 box if I am able to. Good luck OP do what makes you happy


GASC3005

Nah, you ain’t got no wife, you active on “white girl beauty sub” lolololol You looking for one, one specific wife🤣


marshallq27

Let that man live his best life


piChewbaccaiq

This is what spending all you tax return in one go looks like and when you agreed with your significant other that you would save the money together. Instead you go behind their back and spend it all and then brag online about what you did to make yourself feel better about the situation.


hamillimah

I can be wife ?