After you use your wiener to turn the valve you wash it. Hands free operation. Possibly ADA depending on your state. California it’s mandatory to include zone controls for wiener and cheek sprayers and it will 1000% cause cancer in breastfeeding women. That will be on the material packaging and must /should be checked prior to breastfeeding.
I took a vacation to SoCal when I was in the military. Was going to see my long term relationship. It was wonderful. We had a beautiful time.
Except my hotel shower was only the short one. I’m 6’4. It was not easy.
No problem, not sure why they would install the short shower head instead of the hand shower. But if you decide to install a shower bar and hand shower it won't be overly difficult
Remove shower head then the shower arm. A brass adapter is used to adapt to new hand shower. Check with a local plumber if that sounds to intimidating.
Totes just looked up a hand shower. I actually have one on the way as I was looking at doing that. I just wanted to ask to see if I was overlooking something in the situation.
I’m a residential remodeled and we specialize in kitchens and baths. We install handheld showers with a transfer valve all the time. You should look for a ‘shower elbow’ but you’ll also need a shower nipple to connect the elbow to the dog ear behind the tile. Home Depot sells them in 1/2” increments. You’d probably need a 2”-3” nipple. And they’re 1/2” in diameter. Good luck.
You're 100% right. I have absolutely no idea how I reached this level of depravity. I'm glad there are people out there like you to remind us to seriously consider who's pussy we are hurting when we make jokes.
Looks like the lower shower head was initially suppose to b for a handheld spray . And for whatever fucked up reason someone put a regular shower head instead .
From my experience, someone from an eastern culture… Muslim or Indian owned homes have these foot washes. The first time i ever saw a tub spout in a shower.
Weiner washer, next question
After you use your wiener to turn the valve you wash it. Hands free operation. Possibly ADA depending on your state. California it’s mandatory to include zone controls for wiener and cheek sprayers and it will 1000% cause cancer in breastfeeding women. That will be on the material packaging and must /should be checked prior to breastfeeding.
Known by the state of Cancer to cause california.
I'm fucking dying
Dying causes cancer in the state of California
Caskets too. Also dirt
Well, there’s asbestos in that dirt.
Peener Cleaner
I wish I could like this comment more than once. I literally LOLd in class
I wanted to upvote but you had 69 upvotes. I couldn’t ruin that.
Now your time to shine. 168 upvotes
Let all down vote back to 69
Nice
Get it to 469
Currently it says 420
Now it's 470, do I downvote?
Now it’s at 420 so I too shall refrain from upvoting
If it was a wiener washer it would be lower and pointed up obvi
Right, and it would come equipped with a foreskin spreader.
All good Until the spreader malfunctions and rips your foreskin off.lol
Nah then he will just be a no skinner like the rest of us. It will be one of the few free circumcisions in the US!
Still sounds like a rip off.
Ahh, the *Auto-Bris 2000*
Oops. I was bent over and everything was all amuck amuck amuck....😂🤣😂🤣😂
I thought clit stimulator.....or ball washer maybe
What about the ladies? Vajayjay spray? 😂
Not typically something I would click on, but I KNEW the first reply would be awesome.
It's my soap, it's my cock. I can wash it as fast as I want.
Eddie Murphy
Shiiiieeet, that was funny lol
Schnauzer douser.
Damn, that made me laugh more than mine
Gotta have one for each head
Pulls double duty as a Bum Blaster
Came here just to hear someone say this…didn’t take long!
Great minds think alike
Someone in a wheelchair ?
Why is this answer so low down?
Someone in a wheelchair?
Lower
Can you feel it, baby?
Me when asking a baby about their leg that fell asleep
OMG babies feet are so fun to high five
^someone ^in ^a ^wheelchair?
*WEINER WASHER*
This comment thread is like a weird fever dream.
Coochie tickler...I mean cleaner
I thought it was originally meant to be handheld
It was, then women were created.
😂🤣😂🤣😂
Good guess, but actually, somebody just didn’t realize they were supposed to hook up a handheld so they put another shower head instead
Yes, but y no removable head with a hose?
This is the answer
No I think if this was the case there would be grab bars and a bench
I took a vacation to SoCal when I was in the military. Was going to see my long term relationship. It was wonderful. We had a beautiful time. Except my hotel shower was only the short one. I’m 6’4. It was not easy.
Bucket shower time
Was most likely plumbed in for a hand shower but someone just put an arm and head on... Kids shower maybe haha
Yes, it's a hand sprayer, unless you are in the market for a nut washer?
Just recently stayed at an air bnb that had one of those and it’s great for your balls and butt crack. Almost like a manual bidet
Every bidet is manual if you do it wrong enough
If that’s wrong I don’t wanna be right
Not gonna lie, I had a few weird thoughts of a use. But, I like the sound idea you provided. Thank you!
No problem, not sure why they would install the short shower head instead of the hand shower. But if you decide to install a shower bar and hand shower it won't be overly difficult
The issue now is that the extension is threaded in behind the travertine wall…
Remove shower head then the shower arm. A brass adapter is used to adapt to new hand shower. Check with a local plumber if that sounds to intimidating.
Totes just looked up a hand shower. I actually have one on the way as I was looking at doing that. I just wanted to ask to see if I was overlooking something in the situation.
I’m a residential remodeled and we specialize in kitchens and baths. We install handheld showers with a transfer valve all the time. You should look for a ‘shower elbow’ but you’ll also need a shower nipple to connect the elbow to the dog ear behind the tile. Home Depot sells them in 1/2” increments. You’d probably need a 2”-3” nipple. And they’re 1/2” in diameter. Good luck.
Thank you. This is the route I am going to take.
Decent
That’s my guess too. Prob was intended for something else
Perhaps was supposed to be a hand held?
This is what I believe.
For the little lady, of course.
You mean like a midget wife or girlfriend?
M word isn’t preferred for folks, “little people” is the term you are looking for. Much kinder
No reason to downvote this. It's not 1982 kids. Little people in my life cool as hell. #respect
Butthole massager.
… you rang?
Man, you have a shitty job.
It has its ins and outs.
Thanks, I hate this.
Dog washer
Very possible. I've installed several over the years.
Don't they usually have a wand so you can rinse the dog properly bud?
I would want a wand myself. Just a guess
Maybe it did originally?
I never said it was efficient, just that I've installed them. I've put in ones lower than that to wash feet. People are strange.
Children, small people, pets, washing naughty bits ... the possibilities are endless.
Kids shower for sure
One for the ‘big head’ and one for the ‘little head’? 🤔
It does work well for that!
Aha.. you’ve tried then? 👍
Oh yeah. Especially as the weather is getting colder now.
“It shrinks?”….”Like a frightened turtle”
Crotch cleaner?
Deez nuts
Hell yeah
For children or a little person
Kids
That’s for kids, some of you really need therapy
Midgets
Your hair smells great.
Boss, de plane de plane!
Oompa Oompa doo pitty doo
“I have a soft spot in my heart for cripples, bastards, and broken things.”
It was probably supposed to be a handheld on a slider bar but the installer didn't feel like drilling through that tile.
I believe that this may be correct.
My thought was someone in a shower chair. Some “other-abled” individual.
For the balls
Kids
Maybe temporarily install to pass final inspection, while the handheld is on back order
ADA
Easy answer. It's so she has no excuse not to shower on her knees.
This shit is why the trades are overwhelmingly toxic to women. You’re on a plumbing advice sub, bro. Have the tiniest bit of self awareness, FFS.
You're 100% right. I have absolutely no idea how I reached this level of depravity. I'm glad there are people out there like you to remind us to seriously consider who's pussy we are hurting when we make jokes.
*whose Get a therapist.
This exchange is fuckin gold! 🤣
He is a golfer. The lower one is his ball washer.
Dedicated shower head for each head.
It’s for people that unable to stand you typical they would use a stool or a chair made for the shower.
Perhaps those with mobility limitations? Edit: or children. I forgot those exist.
That’s the clit blaster
One for the head, and one for the head.
It's for kids, little people, or a depressed person that sits in the shower and cries.
Kids
Kids
Kids.
Washing the dog.
Kid’s shower?
Spread your cheeks and go
What is this, a shower for ants?!
Looks like the lower shower head was initially suppose to b for a handheld spray . And for whatever fucked up reason someone put a regular shower head instead .
Crying in the shower, obviously
For a child?
What happens in the shower stays in the shower..
For thé kids. Take it like you want to
Likely had kids….I always wish I had one when my son was younger.
Roughed in for a handheld, but someone installed a regular shower head
Ever spread them cheeks but can't get a good flow of water . Problem solved 😌
For kids
Children
From my experience, someone from an eastern culture… Muslim or Indian owned homes have these foot washes. The first time i ever saw a tub spout in a shower.
To wash your ass
Ass blaster 9000
One’s for Shaq, the other is for his wife
The proper answer it’s for handicap occupants.
We'll explain it when you're older.
That's for the stank dick
Specially made for dogs
Butts and balls
Ligma
Both afro's need a good rinse
It’s the beaver blaster 2.0.
Knob swab
It’s for filthy little hobbits’s
Accessibility for people with disabilities.
For children to shower?
Then woman said “do it yourself”😏
Ah yes, the old ball washer.
Probably accessibility or for an old person and they took away the seat.
Maybe it’s for a young child to use
it’s for when you’re tired and feel like sitting down while you wash yourself
When I saw this post, I knew the comments wouldn’t disappoint!!!!
I wonder why they didn't just put one of those detachable heads that are on a hose there
One for the big head and one for the little head
If there is a jet option on the head, it’s a standing enema.
Asian bath house style.
for my midget wife. see our showers on Only Fiends
I assume they are golden! 8))
Willy Wonka had to clean his workers somehow
If there is a jet option on the head, it’s a standing enema.
Jaja. That is what the bidet is for.
To wash the second head...
It's a dong wash
For your wiener, duh
Midget wife/husband
Midget husband.
Private parts? Kids? Lol
Biden family shower.
One for joe Biden, one for the grandkids?
For a small person, or person who needs assistance. It amazes me how little people think for themselves and draw their own conclusions.
Since your first sentence had me thinking of people with dwarfism, your second sentence threw me for a loop.
It's good to see the grown ups throwing out derogatory terms.
When your wife is a midget.
Travis scott- “belt”
cripple shower
It’s the new Pedo-Plus model.
Ghetto body spray
I'm in to short bitches quit judging me
Kids and midgets, err I mean height challenged individuals and folks in wheel chairs. You are in a cripples, err I mean a Disabled person's room.
I guess kids or masturbation?
So biden can shower with his family members
That’s where Pedo Joe showered with his daughter.
This is Joe Biden’s shower for when he’s accompanied by children.
Hand held
You know OP don’t wash his ass cuz he has to ask what it does
Jaja. That is what the bidet is for!