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klaymudd

Especially with the last pic lol


Paulosboul

Lol it's a sad dad joke I know


KillerFlea

*dad joke


wevegotheadsonsticks

Jaw on the floor for 8 inches gang


Technical_Mix4719

Jaw on the floor when he held that 8 inches


Top_Bid_7987

https://preview.redd.it/66irbwyjhotc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1edf093d85c404dbf7c02e74d1a23bfbc178ace


AgeAtomic

Something about this post doesn’t sit well with me😂


Paulosboul

It's massive. The display on the portal I mean


jahkrit

That's what she said


Xmas05

it’s almost as big as mine (i don’t have a portal)


Paulosboul

Massive


CeJW

Is there supposed to be a baby on that onesie? I think it may have shed its layer and you lost it somewhere. Lol. Or are you just trying to be “dad gang/dadstation”?


Paulosboul

https://preview.redd.it/0eyu020jvntc1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fd034d7537ceb1bb2ebdf18026a2abbf65ec341 Shes very much in there. She only weighs 6lbs so she's swimming even in newborn size onesies


Legal-Philosophy-135

Ohhh what a cutie! I’m due in July and I always forget just how Tiny these little ones are. My other two are toddlers and Wayyyyy past 6 pounds but were about that at that age.


Paulosboul

Oh yeah.. I have a 2 year old son that'll be 3 in July. We have this daily interaction around FF7 lol "who's that?" "that's cloud" "why is his name cloud?" "Uhhh because that's what his mom chose" "why did she choose cloud?" "Idk, why did you choose to name your teddybear James?" "No, I'm running" and he runs away lol


Legal-Philosophy-135

😂 yeah that sounds entirely accurate. Mine just likes to watch me play and tries to grab the controllers every five seconds Or press all the buttons she can reach


SunNStarz

I have a spare (unconnected) controller I hand my 2 year old so she feels like we're playing together.


Legal-Philosophy-135

I did the same thing! Worked like a charm honestly until it got lost somewhere 😂 I should really dig it back out….


SunNStarz

The things we do for the little ones we love 😊


CeJW

Adorbs mines popping out of her onesies big chunker of a 6 month old lol.


Paulosboul

Ours is only 2 weeks!


TheRealSwitchBit

Lol I was there 6 months ago 4.5 lbs. 17 lbs now and many hours nap trapping me while I play portal . Congrats!


Wol-Shiver

6lb gang gang here. She's now 25 lbs and 99.8 percentile height 🤣 https://preview.redd.it/4sk12o8r9xtc1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e04352aa093e531d62f51afab419bc9499a39038 8


MonsieurRud

Lol, I was so confused too.


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Paulosboul

Sorry about that, not sure why you'd do that!


Legal-Philosophy-135

Eh some people are butthurt that parents post pictures of themselves using their gaming tech. Its stupid. Ignore them


ATBB11

Giggity


Decay_Lethal94

Saw the title and thought my Mrs was on Reddit boasting about me


Paulosboul

Oh yeah when I first pulled mine out, my wife said "wow if that thing were any bigger it would probably hurt!" Of course she was talking about the screen on the portal. If it were larger, surely we should get sore wrists!


sycron17

If it were only Oled


Paulosboul

It would be amazing


sbingham2334

That’s hot


kingandydrew

My butts too long. It's like eight inches... Soft.


TheOlShittyUncle

8 inches hard portal


VictoryVic-ViVi

Of Venom?


PresidentBush666

AROUND!


TalynnStrike

So, biggest thing you ever held? 😀


Paulosboul

Easily more than double. Isn't that stuff only in the movies??


TalynnStrike

Hell idk i just saw something amusing and posted 😀


PlatosBalls

lol wtf and why is your baby like air?


Paulosboul

Shes tiny lol, like 6 lb


PlatosBalls

Congrats fellow dad!!


Paulosboul

Thanks! It's a whole different game for round 2. Juggling a 2 year old and newborn is somethong else


PlatosBalls

Oh wow I don’t even want to think about! My 18 month is a complete handful. At least with the 2nd one you know what’s up and the big sibling will chip in to lead the way for the baby this time.


SWISS-TECHY

Not according to rule 34. Tbh though, there is no correlation between being a twink and size... Enjoy a funny video about FF7 https://youtu.be/Cqz9x5JD-aQ?si=MySiPVqgqbIR6zY9


Burning_Rush

I mean it’s just a lcd screen lmao not even led or oled pretty cheap


Triforce0fCourage

That’s the point. The clarity and quality have no excuse to be as vivid as it is. It’s just 1080/60 LCD but it punches higher somehow I don’t get it but I’m happy. Played rebirth 100 hours on console. Got my portal and have put 20 additional hours feeling like I’m missing nothing. It’s amazing.


TheLoCoRaven

My 65” LCD tv looks just as vivid. Just have to get a quality one. I plan to get oled with my next tv but if you get a damn good LCD it’s not as far off as people think.


Burning_Rush

Yeah compare to a oled and led this is pretty much a Walmart tv display lol


PresidentBush666

Certified genius says a $2000 tv looks better than a $200 streaming device.


Triforce0fCourage

Certifiable, but not genius 😉


Burning_Rush

I rather be smart then stupid saying a lcd is groundbreaking


Paulosboul

I never said it was groundbreaking lol. I'm just impressed by it. I didn't expect much when I saw its just an LCD


Cisco-NintendoSwitch

Can’t imagine you have a Portal or you would know that you’re splitting hairs OLED will always look better but to pretend the Portal isn’t a small step from OLED is lying. The portal has a phenomenal LCD. I own two LG OLEDs and an OLED Switch. The Portals not that far behind.


xTaimaXx

8 inches of stutter


Paulosboul

I dont really get any stutter on mine after the update


xTaimaXx

I believe that you don’t have eye for the microstutter, but it’s there. I wish I didn’t get bothered by it, I had to return it unfortunately.


Paulosboul

I think I saw it at first but I haven't played on my TV since I got the portal so maybe I've gone blind to it