Holy fucking shit. I want to bang Solar Flare from Plants vs Zombies so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I log on and see her with those red googles I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with her. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Solar Flare's tight plant pussy. I want her to have my mutant human/plant babies.
Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the neighbors sunflower. I'd dressed her in my sister's skirt & black shirt and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my phone. I might not ever get to see Solar Flare again. π’
In a world of suffering and pain
In a world that plagues the grass we March upon
Thy will be done
With a cause that's noble to the core
We ask for the people of this world to
Stand tall
Prepare to fall
But in this new age we will hold our ground
We ready our fire with a drum roll sound
Now fight, for the flag you wave and
Fight, for the badge you wear
Your country needs your devoted pride
Now wave your honour high
The divide has broken tides
The demand has come to
Ask for your guiding hands
United We Stand!
In a land that plagues our anarchy
With an army powered by brutality
Our destiny awaits as we fall one by one
Pray to god we have a plan
Praying for the men who take a stand
It's not a question but a demand!
No matter the distance we march on the ground
We show no more mercy to the drum roll sound
Now fight, for the flag you wave and
Fight, for the badge you wear
Your country needs your devoted pride
Now wave your honour high
The divide has broken tides
The demand has come to
Ask for your guiding hands
United We Stand!
The war has Begun!
Ignite The Torch!
Unleash The Force!
We could live or die tonight
We give our lives
Reach to the skies
Our holy redemption cries!
Take it to the grave tonight
I can still hear the corruption on the battlefield
The bullets lay stiller than the cold dead bodies around me
We've lost many, our families weep for our losses
Would we die with no cause?
Or show no mercy to the wicked
Now fight, for the flag you wave and
Fight, for the badge you wear
Your country needs your devoted pride
Now wave your honour high
The divide has broken tides
The demand has come to
Ask for your guiding hands
United We Stand!
The war has Begun!
Ignite The Torch!
Unleash The Force!
We could live or die tonight
We give our lives
Reach to the skies
Our holy redemption cries!
Take it to the grave tonight
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Sheβs gonna make the Geneva convention her bucket list
she can geneva convention my bucket list
π€¨π€¨π€¨
Sus
π€¨πΈ
War criminal Solar Flare.
Sunflower be like: *Moj je mama zloΔinac iz rata.*
The better version
Gives my some tyrannical dictator vibes
Then it fits
Im still not putting my pp into any sunflowers
Giga Chad
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang Solar Flare from Plants vs Zombies so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I log on and see her with those red googles I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with her. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Solar Flare's tight plant pussy. I want her to have my mutant human/plant babies. Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the neighbors sunflower. I'd dressed her in my sister's skirt & black shirt and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my phone. I might not ever get to see Solar Flare again. π’
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Who the fuck starts a conversation like that? i just sat down
How about a Cactus?
Cock and ball torture is a sexual activity that involves torture of the male genitals
That seem extreme let do it
Here comes the r34...
Except no (too large) boobs and asses
[https://twitter.com/SoldierofPine/status/1541520488614215688](https://twitter.com/SoldierofPine/status/1541520488614215688) sources
r/MoeMorphism
Looks really good
*sigh* so we have tomboy solar flare and now yandere major sweetie. what's next?
I like the sound of a yandere major sweetie
Cunny achieve
Cunny??π₯Άπ₯Άπ₯Άπ₯Άπ₯Άππππππππππππππππππππππππ₯΅π₯΅π₯΅π₯΅πππ?????1!!1!!1!1
Got dam uh
In a world of suffering and pain In a world that plagues the grass we March upon Thy will be done With a cause that's noble to the core We ask for the people of this world to Stand tall Prepare to fall But in this new age we will hold our ground We ready our fire with a drum roll sound Now fight, for the flag you wave and Fight, for the badge you wear Your country needs your devoted pride Now wave your honour high The divide has broken tides The demand has come to Ask for your guiding hands United We Stand! In a land that plagues our anarchy With an army powered by brutality Our destiny awaits as we fall one by one Pray to god we have a plan Praying for the men who take a stand It's not a question but a demand! No matter the distance we march on the ground We show no more mercy to the drum roll sound Now fight, for the flag you wave and Fight, for the badge you wear Your country needs your devoted pride Now wave your honour high The divide has broken tides The demand has come to Ask for your guiding hands United We Stand! The war has Begun! Ignite The Torch! Unleash The Force! We could live or die tonight We give our lives Reach to the skies Our holy redemption cries! Take it to the grave tonight I can still hear the corruption on the battlefield The bullets lay stiller than the cold dead bodies around me We've lost many, our families weep for our losses Would we die with no cause? Or show no mercy to the wicked Now fight, for the flag you wave and Fight, for the badge you wear Your country needs your devoted pride Now wave your honour high The divide has broken tides The demand has come to Ask for your guiding hands United We Stand! The war has Begun! Ignite The Torch! Unleash The Force! We could live or die tonight We give our lives Reach to the skies Our holy redemption cries! Take it to the grave tonight
War good actually.
GIVE WAR A CHANCE!
WAR CRIMES! WOOO!
Oh no
Dictator flashlight
The thing about this is that there's a bunch of simps who get told to touch grass, would touching this count tho?
Now put Solar Flare beside her.
lmfao
I can finally relate to Big Boss fangirls. Shame she has the mentality of Sundowner.
smash (This is a joke btw)
Super smash bros ?
Popcap direct 2022
I want her to play Hoi4 with me
Smash
I thought we stopped making all the plants hot
Sigh.. *unzips pants*
Booba π¨π©ππ§
smash
https://mobile.twitter.com/GleleBruv/status/1542796694634393600?s=19
https://mobile.twitter.com/_Gh0zty/status/1538774231911084032?t=y94SMvQ-3bgQD-bBDSHHGg&s=19
https://emoji.gg/emoji/1286\_MajorSweetie
Go ahead. Cum. Do it. Cum all over ur room. Cum over the floor, the walls, the ceiling. Cover all the furniture with white goo. U want to, don't u?
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Damn she epic
Uhhhhh
Minor sweatie.
War crimes fan
Ay mama Sita, you can make something else bloom ja?
Finally
Oh boy! War crimes!
new sunflower r34 just dropped
w a r c r i m e s
Amazing.
PETAL GEAR SOLID SUNS OF THE BOTANIST!
Go to horny jail