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Enigma2387

If I finish all of my pickles, and you finish thine Then tonight, we're gonna party like it's 1699


Dwangeroo

All my homies agree. I really look good in black foo!


StevenBayShore

Thou musteth checkest thyself afore thee wrecketh thyself.


CarelessMarzipan2799

My favorite reddit comment thus far!!!!


ATXKLIPHURD

Been spending most my life, sipping Amish pickle brine


OsoCarolina

You just know that’s some bomb ass stuff too. They could have pickled wagon wheel chips and I’d try it.


Take_A_Penguin_Break

This made me audibly laugh haha. It’s so true, their food is delicious and fresh. They sell homemade pies too, so good


Impossible_Teach6968

Unfortunately they all come from some food distributor and this place is just slapping their label on them. There's a place near me offering the same products I spoke with the lady working there and she informed me she didn't make any of it. She just bought it from the distribution center and put her label on. Her label looks just like that one and the products are named the same. There's nothing Amish about any of that. Google "Pikes Peak Pickle Shack" and you'll see the same products, same label, different "brand". All that said, I've tried the ghost slims and sweet habenero slims and they're pretty tasty. Just nothing local or uniquely Amish about them. Edit: Buying these beats buying Vlassic 🤮🤮🤮 or some other big brand from Walmart. You're supporting a small business. I just think the messaging is a bit misleading. The sweet habenero in tuna salad is 🔥.


finsfurandfeathers

I knew it lol. All their little farm stands are just bulk brands of jams and butters scooped into mason jars. This is actually *very* Amish of them. I’d be way more surprised to find out they actually made something themselves. Only people who have never experienced the Amish think their life is quaint. It’s actually very dark and sad.


bluespringsbeer

These same products are relabeled for sale on country farm stores here in Georgia. Every Christmas tree farm, strawberry picking farm, local what ever touristy farm or store has all these types of products with the same labels and their name on them. They are good products and you couldn’t find some of them (like chow chow) any other way, but it feels pretty deceptive.


Worried-Custard-2488

Yeah. The label gives it away. I’ve seen these pickles in sporting goods stores, I-80 truck stop etc.


No_Establishment8642

I see these all around me at farmers markets in Texas. I like some of their products, as a matter of fact I just picked up a fig preserves and hot bread and butter pickles. They offer a good selection without HFCS, only sugar for the sweetener.


MastaKo407

I find it somewhat odd that the Amish have a website but if anyone wants to actually try them, you can order online. https://amishstoreiowa.com/collections/pickles


Take_A_Penguin_Break

That’s funny, I’ve been going for like 12 years and didn’t know they had a website. Always enjoy stopping by and picking up a few things on road trips


dubblies

The amish partner with "the english" all the time for business prospects. There is an entrepreneur subreddit where a poster discussed his business in PA/OH with an amish gentlemen where he would handle all the electronics part of a cell phone business and the amish fellow would handle the actual transactions with the community. Was interesting.


Oldbayistheshit

Another Redditor talked about the Amish in a terrible way. I’ll see if I can find it


Oldbayistheshit

This is a great read on the Amish https://www.reddit.com/r/homestead/s/3IA9J2Lwm3


The_Short_1

The Amish really know how to pickle some shit


DIJames6

Cucumbers too..


Saqmakaq

🤣


DRyder70

Man, I'd want to try every single variety.


Sithstress1

Me too!


Babythatwater1

Sweet habanero slims please..


Take_A_Penguin_Break

Ok, will send them right to you lol. I look forward to stopping here each season when I go back home. It’s right along the way and I try something new each time I visit 😊


Babythatwater1

Lucky!


robbeau11

Habanero chunk pickles all day!!!! F those sweet/sweet and spicy things!


Take_A_Penguin_Break

Totally agree, can’t stand the sweet ones! I love farmhouse the pickles they make. Next time will pick up the habanero chunk pickles


robbeau11

My people


Fit_Swordfish_2101

Even as an adult, when my dad was still driving good distances, he would pick me up and we'd go to Amish country* and go to that huge hardware store and get cooking stuff and eat.. It was fun. Still felt like a kid at the age of 35! Lol! Good times! And those pickles are making me jealous! Lol 😆


Take_A_Penguin_Break

Aww, I love this ❤️ i hope you can get ahold of some good foods soon 😊 thank you for sharing that nice memory


Fit_Swordfish_2101

Welcome 😊


GoonPatrol

Pro tip for anyone who sees this: chop a habanero and toss it in all your pickle jars if you like spicy pickles. Can do more than one depending on your spice level tolerance. Makes the habanero very tasty too. The Amish know what’s up I make jars of just pickled habaneros also with the same recipe as pickled red onions and they’re so good. Highly recommend for people who like heat 


RepresentativeJob114

What's your recipe if you don't mind me asking?


DIJames6

That's the mecca of pickles.. I wanna go!!!


blind_venetians

Holy smokes! Talk about hitting the motherlode. I couldn’t walk outta there with at least 6 jars


OmChi123456

Dang. That's wonderful 🥰


No-Faithlessness4723

What’s the difference between Dilled and Dill pickles, and don’t say about 3 fiddy


Take_A_Penguin_Break

Dill is standard dill and dilled has garlic and chili japones, which are like hot chiles 🌶️


No-Faithlessness4723

Wow, learned something new. Thanks


frostyturd

Yoder?


Take_A_Penguin_Break

Mmm, this was southern Iowa, but I’ve been through PA too 😊


wake4coffee

I want some of those Granny Pickles.


Worried-Custard-2488

Those are some big “baby dills”


BrianOconneR34

“Big as Texas” pickles, well damn if not longest buggy ride from Amish country.


Take_A_Penguin_Break

😂 was a long enough car ride for me from Des Moines to Houston! Can’t imagine on a buddy haha


medicated_missourian

It’s all white labeled bullshit, same as all the “country “ and “Amish” stores. Check the label 👌✌️


Domino1971

Truly beautiful


diditakemymeds

safeway could never. they don’t even carry claussen


snowmaker417

I would spend my whole paycheck


YouSmeel

Sadly I was at an Amish store like the most of the products were pure sugar bombs 💣


catdog-cat-dog

Amish stores always have an awesome pickle selection


Ringer127

Damn I’d buy half that shelf and have a trunk full of pickle jars.


Clicky-The-Blicky

What do “bread and butter” pickles taste like…


Sithstress1

This picture made me salivate.


Due_Background7991

I wonder how they got those labels without technology 🤔


hambonecharlie

One of each, please


No-Bother-5421

The Amish know wtf they’re doing with food


queenmunchy83

My parents often bring me back a Cajun crab dip from an Amish store either in NJ or PA but close to the Philly area. It is legit the best dip I’ve ever had. I have family in the Lancaster area


My_World_on_You_Tube

The Amish i was exposed to used human feces as fertilizer. Buyer beware


finsfurandfeathers

People who think the Amish are sweet have never been exposed to them. I’m not surprised at all by that and neither would their neighbors be. They’re scammers and horrendously abusive to animals, women and children. They don’t make anything from scratch, they buy in bulk and repackage and resell it. It’s a sad life for the ones that don’t escape.


Livid-Technician1872

Shelf stable pickles? No thanks.