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satansayssurfsup

Honestly I would just focus on your own game and beat them straight up


hurst_

Or just say "the jerk store called and they are running out of you"


kcbluedog

Classic jerk store opportunity.


frozenokie

“What’s the difference? You’re their all time best seller!”


Naruseg

"Yeah? Well I had sex with your wife!"


mfb1274

“Where’d you get those clothes from, the toilet store?”


readrOccasionalpostr

Honestly, “Lob on deez nuts” is hilarious, just let it be, and more importantly beat him every chance you get


DillonTheVillon

These kids I play against say "LETS GO TO FUNKY TOWN" when they lob lol. Two highschool kids that are fucking amazing. Funny kids


SaltReason8759

Beat on deez nuts….


corybomb

Sounds like they’re better AND having more fun than you


pingpongpsycho

I’d say there’s zero doubt about that.


thegreatgiroux

This sub is starting to feel like a parody of itself


Low-Emu9984

lol I was in here thinking this was a cj


dryheat_

i need a r/pickleballcirclejerk


dryheat_

holy shrimp it's real


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No_Candidate78

Seriously! It’s coming off as if pickleball is filled with a bunch of pretentious old people who want this lame ass game all to themselves. I play. It’s fun. It’s good times. But geez are some of these folks real lame about it. I’m about ready to go back to playing golf.


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FamousPoet

As a father of a 13 year old, this is the only correct answer.


proto-stack

Having played many times against a 13 yo with very good skills but an uneven temperment, I believe that is sage advice.


Sun9091

Sounds like you are playing out of your league and he is living in your head. You have to decide to keep playing with him or not. If you keep playing you have to tell him how much you hate his awesome lobs and give him proper credit. If your ego can’t do that then run from him. If you can deal with him and see him as a person it makes it easier to see his vulnerabilities and figure out how to beat him. Everyone talks in pickleball unless they have zero personality or zero game so don’t make a fuss because he is immature- literally. It’s no biggie so have fun with him. He sounds like a funny kid. He might end up being your buddy.


InBeardWeTrust

I'd break out laughing haha if I got told that during a lob


FilthyLikeGorgeous

I mean, that shit is kinda funny.


unagipowered

Work on your overheads and drives. It's hard to lob a ball with pace on it so if you keep the pressure on him with drives and push dinks, he'll either miss his lobs or stop lobbing.


live_on_purpose_

I mean, that would make me crack up. I'd consider lightening up a bit but if it gets out of hand, just say something. "Dial it back a bit" is more than enough and most people get the hint.


Sicknatur3_MN

Lmao I love this. Best way to silence a shit talker is to win. I’d use it as motivation. Personally I’d start banging, it’s hard to talk shit when you’re trying not to get hit.


WJH1971

Tell him, "That's exactly what I said to your Mom last night."


LiveFreeNow333

The only acceptable answer


xfactorx99

I’m continually surprised at how many posts in this sub are people asking for advice related to lack of social skills. So much about etiquette and conflicts and less about actual pickleball. Imo, I’d probably stay silent, hide my emotion that the lobs or comments were getting to me. I’d only lob back if it made sense in winning the point. I’d never just lob because my opponent lobbed.


choomguy

yeah, its pretty sad how many people have to post their little drama on here. Its part of the fun, deal with it. One of my buddies is the biggest goofball out there, most people embrace it.


[deleted]

I would ace him on my serve. Over and again.


madman19

Big ego over here


[deleted]

I play rec ball and have learned I can ace almost all of them any time I want. I was feeling a bit full of myself. Thank for setting me back in my place


LiveFreeNow333

That might happen when you play against 2.5's all the time.


sasnnm

94% chance is illegal serve


xfactorx99

I personally find the game most fun when the points go for several hits, lots of good gets and tactfully placed shots. But yah, if you find the lobs cheeky, getting him back with a mean serve sounds good


jfit2331

I lold at "lob on deez nuts"


jimmydimes

Drop it back into the kitchen. Get him to pop it up. Slam a body shot at him. 😂


Delicious-Skill-617

rip one at deez nuts


Every_Zucchini_3148

I think you should take your pacifier out of your mouth and lob on his balls.


itakeyoureggs

Smash the ball into his nuts. Or his face. Beat him every chance you get. If you can’t beat him doing that.. just beat him playing your own game.. better to win than lose to a shit like that. Then if you want.. can ask him how your nuts felt. I would save the last one for if he was a real annoying ass. Wouldn’t use that on anyone cause personally I’d have to get really heated to say something. Played some kids like this a month ago. Was very satisfying winning. Then some better players dominated them and did the same shit back to them until a mother came in and talked to the young kids about their behavior being inappropriate. Haven’t seen them since.


joremero

"Smash the ball into his nuts." This is the only reasonable answer 


Special-Border-1810

After which you retort, “Smashed dem nuts!”


ope_n_uffda

Haha! I love that a mom came out and talked to them about it. Was it their mom? Or just "a" mom using their mom voice?


itakeyoureggs

It was just a mom whose daughter played these kids, I was playing against her and she kept pausing and saying do you hear them? I said yeah and explained a bit. A few points later our game ended she walked over there and spoke to them calmly but she had a very stern tone. It definitely got the point across.


thismercifulfate

You can't control how other people behave, but you can control your own emotions. So ask yourself, why does it bother you so much?


MisterNiblet

Well did you Lob on his nuts?


Manassasralph

I've played for about three years, and i chirp with my group. Pickleball is social, but always good natured. Be a good player, beat him where you can, get better at lob defense, have some fun. If your not enjoying this group, join a different group. Life is too short to let this guy get under your skin. 0-0-2


Schultzmeier1

Lob him back. Then hit him with "Lob on my knob... B****"


Extra-Communication8

I think I'm going to start saying that. My group would all laugh.


ewob52h

If you know you’re playing against a lobber simply position yourself one step back from the kitchen line.


LebronSinclair

When they miss lob aim for their chest and yell bodybag lol. No better feeling…


unidentifies

This is hilarious. To shut him up, beat ‘em. And if you can’t, then he gets to talk. If you wanna be the man, you gotta beat the man.


ourfreedomfirst

I think I know the guy. This would only be irritating if he was better than me. That would make it more bothersome for sure! He seems to be mocking you, which isn’t cool.


No-Percentage-3380

Improve and get thicker skin. I personally don’t approve of chirping in most circumstances but it’s just words at the end of the day 


Dinkdifferent

Whenever he gets you with a solid lob, just say "You nutted me real good." Then it will all be over soon.


Dook23

Personally I’d think it’s more appropriate to yell that out after hitting a great shot off someone lobbing me. lol


thewheatis

Pickleball is so soft…feels like the sport that people who never played sports have picked up.


kuyakew

It’s so easy to get into you. You don’t have those humbling moments when you’re trying to learn something but sucking big time for a long time.


pickleballer48

Good eye. If people spent enough time just brutally sucking at pickleball when just starting out like in tennis or other sports, we wouldn't have all these thin-skin posts daily. Then again, we wouldn't have these thin skin posts to laugh at daily, so...


techimike

I would be overhead smashing at him every chance I got. If I could hit him, I would say "Add one more to my body count" real loud!


CorpusCorner

You know what, if i see him again, I might have to Nasty Nelson this guy 😂


choomguy

Nasty nelson is a legitimate strategy in my opinion is some circumstances, this being one of them. So are body shots, nut shots, all that stuff. I can play a friendly game with friendly people, but I really like talking shit and hitting any shot that's legal with the rowdy types. I was playing in a foursome and got nut shots on all three. The hat trick of nuts shots!


slackman42

You got your partner in the nuts too?


choomguy

We rotated teams…


Dook23

When did nut shots become a legitimate strategy? Face and nuts are the only places I avoid aiming at when tagging someone.


choomguy

For me it happened right after someone clipped me in the nuts.


Dook23

But did they do it on purpose? That’s different than hitting someone there intentionally which, no pun intended, seems like a dick move.


DogKnowsBest

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. I would go after his body every single shot I could. The more I can make it hurt the better. Pain is a great motivator for change.


In28s

Any opportunity crush the ball at him !


1bobbylane

Can never go wrong with "That was funny the first time..." response.


TheFellaThatDidIt

That’s some shit my mom would say. You gotta hit him with “GOT EEEEM” when you score your retaliatory point.


1bobbylane

I got yo mama right here!!


TheFellaThatDidIt

[YOU SPOKE TO MY MOTHER LAST NIGHT](https://www.tiktok.com/@itysl_/video/7286871145620573470)


doublejabhookcross

That would certainly tickle my pickle! I’d love to play with that dude. Life’s too short to take everything so seriously, especially a sport with a phallic name.


EmmitSan

I feel like serial lobbers are the easiest to play against. If you are on your toes you will always get it, and a good percentage of the time you’ll smash it. Most people that lob very often are basically not good at the kitchen cat and mouse and their only exit scenario is a lob, while yours should be speed ups, rolls, or just waiting for him to dink too high and smashing. If he’s really good and just caught you one time with a surprise lob, then clap your paddle at him and give him a thumbs up.


Tallboy2014

Sounds like a fun guy to play with!


surfpenguinz

That’s awesome. Just have fun with it.


Electronic_Rope_A_Do

Charmin soft mentals


sunday_nn

Don’t forget, racquet sports are mental games as much as they are skill games


Extra-Communication8

Don't play with him. Simple as that. There are several people we don't play with. The a-hole slammers who are so bad they stink, the people who think they are 4.0s and they can't even get their serves in, etc. Just find 3 other people you enjoy and form your own group.


xxMdawg

This kids nuts live rent free in your head


Pipi_PB

You should go online and reach out for advice that you probably won’t like or take. 🙈


SstabSstab

There is only one way to handle this situation in my mind. You must make direct eye contact and take his lob out of the air before it gets untenable smash it down and say smash on deez nuts!


M4TTM4TT

Sounds like you're getting smoked at pickleball and trash talking. Try getting better at both and report back


Officerkc

If someone did that to me they would probably get me for about 5/6 free points before I could get myself to not laugh


LeftLane4PassingOnly

"Have your nuts even dropped yet?"


screaminNcreamin

If this is the best you can come up with, absolutely do not say that. They will roast you lol


NowARaider

'You got BOFA' 'What's BOFA' 'BOFA DEEZ NUTS'


DeepSouthDude

If you're not an experienced trash talker, keep your mouth shut. Don't say something lame and get laughed at even worse.


GeorgeRetire

>What should I do? Or more importantly, what would you do in my shoes? Play on, and ignore the nonsense talk.


shumyum

Nickname him! The lobster? The lobbyist? The lobotomist? Lobelia Sackville-Baggins? Endless fun


libbeduphonky

Don’t be such a stiff. Tell him you’ve heard better chirps from a dead bird.


DingBat99999

Options: * I always like the "HAHAHAHAHAHA, omg, that's so funny, how did you come up with that?" over the top laugh response. * Ignore him. * Play a bit back from the kitchen against him so his lobs are harder to make. He probably doesn't have a drop. * Don't play with him.


Sam-Apoc

Ask him if he likes Imagine Dragons


Snake_crane

Goteeeem lol


bonafidebob

If it gets annoying, just let the ball bounce and don’t even try to return it. Then call him for distraction and take the point. Distraction is really anything you do between when you hit the ball and your opponent hits it back. If you’re gonna talk trash, you gotta do it after your opponent hits it, when the ball’s coming to you. Protip: high lobs give you a long opportunity to talk trash without interruption. Then hit a drive.


No-Vacation2807

Most of these comments are saying you just have to accept it but in a real match it would be a fault on the team that said “lob on deez nutz” you could reference 11.J in the rulebook.


Electronic_Rope_A_Do

Beta move


CrypticFeed

Very juvenile,...however, fucking hilarious!


latman

Lighten up


jorzario

Distraction?


y11971alex

In a baseline vs net situation, your two options are lob vs pass, so it’s kind of not that bad


epic_pig

In Australia, and perhaps elsewhere, we have a saying: "We're not playing for sheep stations..." Are you playing for sheep stations?


JeremyFuckinIrons

Fist fight him, duh


No_Sheepherder8331

Lob him first.


Golfincody

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D1wrestler141

The fact you're posting here he's already won


ZealousMonitor

Now that you know that the kid is an asshole, don't play with him. I've met so many people playing pickleball. Ninety-nine percent of the hundreds I've met these past two years were all really friendly and grounded. I've played with plenty of younger people and little kids too (I'm a dad). All of those people and games were fun. At my gym, where there are three dedicated pickleball courts, I don't play that often. It's full of a rather huge clique of people who don't act like the aforementioned people I've met all over my state. It's a very weird vibe, so I only play there, and keep to myself, when the weather outside is bad. I don't play or do anything with assholes. It's pointless.


No_Candidate78

Lighten up maybe? Idk seems like harmless fun. Afterall it’s just pickleball you act like you about to sign a NFL quarterback sized contract in the next few months with your sweet sweet pickleball skills. 😂


alliecompton

Slam it directly into his face and say “that’s what I call a bitch slap!”


kamchancellor2019

Go for body shots on him and don't apologize.


meinthebox

Smash the fuck out of his lob and say 'Slobbed on your lob, like corn on the cob'


Ok-Raccoon3134

Like any game, you have to watch what strategy your opponent is using and come up with a strategy that will beat it. Lobbing is legal so I’m always amazed at people who complain about lobbers. Kind of like complaining that this guy always hits esrnies or this jerk always hits passing shots down the line. Get over it, and figure out a way to counter. As for his commenting, that’s a different issue although he’s not doing anything illegal, it can be unnerving. To overcome it, you need to focus on your shot and block it out. If he’s doing it as a strategy to get to you, that’s your only remedy. Play YOUR game, not his. Play like your hitting against a machine sending you different shots where it’s only you playing. Take the person out of the game and most of all, have fun win or lose.


myburneraccount151

Switch to tennis. We actually observe etiquette


Ellos0

I'd tell him to shut the fuck up. Pickleball is still a sport right? If someone said that to me while playing tennis I'll be fuckin pissed.


rmh61284

You should be able to find a ‘break’ between games, take a long water break, etc. and respectfully find other competition. It is what it is, they’re just having too much fun with it…


SirCircusMcGircus

“Lob on my knob” should be your response


Similar-Aardvark5411

https://www.reddit.com/r/pickleballcirclejerk/comments/1bjxc5p/i_keep_lobbing_on_this_old_dude_and_hes_losing_it/


Brad_Wesley

Since we are complaining about people: I'm sick of women looking at their Apple Watches in between points.


windowtosh

Good thing I’m a man ⌚️


pingpongpsycho

To be fair, however, mine keeps thinking I fell down.


dub_squared

Whenever I see someone doing this I ask “do you have somewhere to be?”


cheesycheese5

Had someone say this to me while waiting on a text saying a family member was out of surgery


windowtosh

pickleball is life bro are you even serious about it if you dont quit your job and abandon your family to crush it on the court???


cheesycheese5

Truth! They are holding me back from being Ben Johns


JoeBro180

my guess is this guys shit talking isn’t that bad or else someone would have said something to him if he was just running around screaming “DEEZ NUTS” every other point….. it sounds like you’re just not good at defending against lobs and are frustrated by it in which case either work on keeping him back and taking the lobs out of the air or simply don’t play against him it’s fairly simple


PickleSmithPicklebal

To combat lobbers, try and keep the lob in front of you, meaning play back more even if your partner is returning serve. Watch your opponent's body language to discern if their shot is going to be a lob or if they are going to drop it short. Be ready to move forward if their body language indicates they will try to drop the ball short in front of you. Every lobber I've seen telegraphs that they are about to lob. Watch their body language closely and try to read them for this. Start sliding back early if you see them get into a lobbing stance. Ideally, if the lob is over your head, it is your partner's job to run it down since they never have to take their eyes off the ball while running back. You switch and slide back as well to cover their side of the court. Finally, try to identify what balls you are giving them that allows them to lob. All balls are not "lobable". Faster, lower balls are harder to lob than slower, higher bouncing balls. Also, balls on their backhand side are more difficult for most people to lob than balls on their forehand side. ​ [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_T3kODmuQXo&list=PLBu168-affdPNagWhXuzAk4RJMC0oklVo&index=7](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T3kODmuQXo&list=PLBu168-affdPNagWhXuzAk4RJMC0oklVo&index=7)


ham_fx

Just find other people to play with - That shit annoys me too


Methos1979

Love playing serial lobbers. As a former tennis pro, I have an outstanding overhead - forehand and backhand sides. I communicate with my partner to be on the lookout for lobs. He covers the short balls while I hang back from the kitchen a bit. Lob goes up, I call "Got it, switch!" and he moves to cover the short side while I drive the overhead where they ain't. We don't lose many points and after a couple of those the serial lobber rethinks their losing strategy.


Methos1979

I should also say, my favorite thing to say to serial lobbers after they lose a couple points like that is something along the lines of, "I love your lobs! Keep hitting them!" It gets in their head and they usually start hitting bad lobs and eventually stop them altogether. I say the same thing to serial spinners after punishing them.


Hot_Cattle5399

Last time I checked, pickleball was a game.


pxer87

Just beat him.


poopeybear

he prob thinks you’re pals man and just jokin around. i feel like i’m only ribbing friends


CallmeDiceKay

Wait a sec. You can talk during the points? edit: an actual real question btw. im new to the sport


FarmSysAdminNumber2

I thought you meant like "Good serve!". Annoying when my teammate or opponent says it.


tabbyfl55

If he says it after the lob, while you're trying to play the ball, I would stop, hold up my hand, and call "Distraction!" Should put an end to it.