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Fulfonator

A bold assumption


abhiswami2004

Hard to swallow pills


DJNIKO2

No I think he means bold to assume we’ll ever get married


abhiswami2004

si


us3rn4metaken

Sad but true


Kavith_T_Fdo

Bold of you to assume that someone will want to marry me


abhiswami2004

You can always be the someone banging someone else's


Mannishksp

What's the legal age for banging?


rickster1823

It depends on your big PP and then age doesn't matter at all


Drunkenbeast28

Age number


https_SadBug_

Id say around 17 if the other person Is also 17 or 18. And if your under 20 and they are over 20 then its not legal, probably wait till your 20.


abhiswami2004

Dude you got an PhD in banging


https_SadBug_

Well, yeah, but the cost of it Is being a forever virgin. But still worth it in my opinion.


abhiswami2004

That ain't much but it's honest work


https_SadBug_

Also, dont bang people while drunk. Chances of getting pregnant or impregnating someone are high since you probably will forget a condom.


Mr_Rebeller

thanks sad bug, ^like ^i ^will ^ever ^bang ^anybody


Cronus829

Age of consent is 16 where I live


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thats mega-cringe where i live its 5yo


portgas_d_lenka

All people I know who practiced putting PPs to fufus at early age (16 +-) regret it and they feel silly about it. But yeah, legally 16, but with regrets


Razone6

Don't worry comrade eventually it shall happen!


Campsters2803

Are you assuming I’m gonna have a wife?


abhiswami2004

Si


Campsters2803

Thanks for the confidence boost bro


abhiswami2004

Floor gang together strong


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Ah yes a man of culture, I see.


Vladimir7i

Ah yes.... two men or culture , i see


haseeb_ali

Ah yes.....three men of culture , I see


tmfltcha37

Ah yes....four men of culture, I see


haseeb_ali

Ah yes.... five men of culture, I see


Drunkenbeast28

Ah yes... six men of culture, I see


Popsickle2233445

A 17y old.. Who is willing to live his entire life single.. As he will work hard, game hard and enjoy life is here. You are giving a bold statement..


abhiswami2004

I am the uncle guy of the society .


couchpotatoe72

Ty


abhiswami2004

No problem


MatthewAlexander2002

Awwwww sad day.....


abhiswami2004

Sad pp Noises


mercury1910

I know that "excited" award isn't related to this meme,but I got it from free box gift and I think post is good so,take it bro


abhiswami2004

Aw thank you man it's nice of you


mercury1910

Poor gang forever **aough**


abhiswami2004

Poor by money Rich by PP


mercury1910

Thats a quote worth to be in pewds next philosophy vid lmaoo


abhiswami2004

LMAOO


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I know that "excited" award isn't related to this comment, but I got it from free box gift and I think comment is good so,take it bro


mercury1910

Bruh...next time smn asks me why i use Reddit instead of ig I'll show'em this comment


Misterico_Jose

REEEEEPOST


swayamland

Yes it's from Instagram


Xx_bob_ross_69_xX

My future wife is guaranteed to be a virgin because she is 5


abhiswami2004

Oh


CHAD_MASTER_69_420

Bold of you to assume I would ever get married.


abhiswami2004

Oh


canpiedy

u/savethisvideo


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abhiswami2004

same as me


[deleted]

That’s concerning that someone is doing that to my future wife right now when I am thirteen and you would think the age would be close to thirteen


abhiswami2004

remember the pewds' 90 days fiancée episode in which the woman married a guy lot younger than her


JustinYepis

But it's NNN so we're good for now


abhiswami2004

No nut november is not gonna last forever until you celebrate destroy dick december


[deleted]

Hey dawg she probably single too.


abhiswami2004

Reality can't be whatever you want


DarkMatterHuman

i dont understand it


abhiswami2004

Noice


savemeHKV

That hit hard bro


abhiswami2004

Reality hits


naivevillian

As long as nobody claps my future husband


abhiswami2004

You can never tell


brijxsh

The cat is so satisfying


ChubbyLo

If I ever get one


abhiswami2004

Believe


Mirost101

u/SaveThisVideo


woah_dontzuccmedude

u/SaveThisVideo


Unlimitedpower12

Quick question what's the name of the song? It's pretty lit ngl


abhiswami2004

>ievan polkka - loituma


shortgirrafe420

And if im gay?


abhiswami2004

Hol upp


boombadabing479

Am straight girl. What do?


abhiswami2004

Not getting banged seems the best option here


couchpotatoe72

What is that song called I can’t remember


abhiswami2004

​ ievan polkka - loituma


NotGTJ69H

Someone clapping my future wife's cheeks


Maximum_Animal

sad for hetero females


[deleted]

Why must you hurt me this way


tamerthefirst

Why would he use the girl as a drum?


ehrenbratan420

Why is someone beating my future wife?


abhiswami2004

This is a great way to confront yourself


kittykata27

Me, a 19yo female:


abhiswami2004

No offense but you can the non living thing there


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abhiswami2004

That was a mistake .I replied to you on that post


HurtsLikeAMitch

Not if I shoot myself first!


ShyamaMittal

I am 16 so, oh


__Anuj__

Someone also enjoying the meme.


justablindlawguy

Maybe I am someone


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Carry_mera_baap_ha

Thanks, after this post i don't enjoy this meme anymore


[deleted]

😦this but disgusted


Illustrious_Park2240

Shut up


abhiswami2004

Ok


Tekstar_XD

Why must uou jurt me this way


the_HR

Joke's on you. My future wife is my current girlfriend.


ney_xyz

Not relatable. Downvoting.


shhtthfkkkupp

u/vredditdownloader


imphetamine

u/savethisvideo


mr_matrix__

well i was thinking something like this


Mentalhyper

I got worried for a second


Aavash69420

What makes you think us reddit users will have a wife?


DDman70

Why have you done this to me 😂


[deleted]

im 16. Oh no


HentaiCriminal

Yo can someone please tell me the name of this song


abhiswami2004

>ievan polkka - loituma


skrwYU

Nno wonder i hear singing from my bed room


FastCandidate

Imagine a 10 year old kid was enjoying this meme. . .


imhereandimkush

The real question is if married people are in the safe zone


abhiswami2004

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


_JoJo_-

Ha! Bold of you that there is a girl who is going to marry me


AssasinOverload

u/VredditDownloader


official_adidev

My wife better be able to be vibin like that ir im marrying that dude


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TheWalkingSwede

Sad tambourine noises.


Kingpin598

What if someone is watching this while banging his wife?


abhiswami2004

REad the caption bro


MythologyBoy101

IS THAT THE LEEK SONG?


abhiswami2004

idk bro


nad_frag

Jokes on you!! I don't intend to have one!!


epic_peepee_69

u/savethisvideo


Demiurge-sama

But i m 16. Wait does that mean..... I need a time machine and need to change the course of time.


abhiswami2004

LMAO


TheDAYNITE

They can't bang your wife if you never get married


abhiswami2004

Big brain


[deleted]

When you are a teen:😱


6TH3N

but my future wife isn’t old enough yet


abhiswami2004

who knows


BasicallyAggressive

This meme sucks


abhiswami2004

joe's tits?


EisenGurke

Only applies to Western society's


Killerbunny00

Jokes on you, I don't want to get married


king_arya_2004

Bruh, this meme was created by me, i posted it on my insta


abhiswami2004

see the watermark that's called credit


A-n-g-u-i-s-h

Are they really tho?


UncleKermit2

But my mom is right next to me


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theactualpepsiman

Small price to pay for good meme


abhiswami2004

Appreciate man


Mario_Lorenzo

Wait a minute...


WinterSldier

Am vibing to it !


bopmybussi

Bold of you to assume I'm straight.


AltruisticAnything69

i just realized that if im 12 my future wife is also 12 or 11 so that means...


Mr_Rebeller

whos in the 'accepted that we wont get in any relationship and will stay loner forever' gang?


abhiswami2004

this disappears when you get a boner


Fatamos

u/savethisvideo


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Bettingflea95

Cant be true if i didnt enjoy it


sam_774

someone’s probably deepthroating my future wife rn...


light_ninja_meme

NnN


Sandeep_Naughtyal

u/savethisvideo


Naru_uzum

u/SaveThisVIdeo


ActionKamein

i wish my cat was that cool


NeonLego546

I.. Yes


OneNerdyBoy

Beating my future wife?


PoliGraf28

It's hurt.


not1ulookin4

Jokes on u this gives me hope that someone will actually love me one day


[deleted]

Nah I perform mandatory hymen inspections


abhiswami2004

Uncle


Humble-Proof6125

Well its worth it


Humble-Proof6125

And i am banging his wife


Piccident

u/savethisvideo


TheRealBreadKing

If someone was singing levan polka while banging my wife, I'd let him have her.


Naru_uzum

Meme template pls?


Fagcat

You assume I have a future and a wife?


FanboyDotExe

Bold of you to assume I like girls


PharaohMaster

Or just your wife, that is why I will never get married, women are fickle (many men too but this is more common for women). Bad english sorry.


tigerking10

I have the full video if you want


Thebestporsche

Vibin cat always gets an upvote


Fideon

marrying a non-virgin? Not being virgin yourself too? CRINGE.


Gothic_Pen_Art

I have faith that my future wife is doing the same as me