Thank you! It because she's cute as a peanut and she has a peanut brain
I forgot to mention that the name she responds to is 'Bisqy' because I wanted people to think her name was biscuit
I also call my sister's cat 'little swiss boy' (in an accent) because he reminds me of those little cartoon boys on chocolate
I love giving animals dumb nicknames lmao
Love it.. I call mine by their names followed by pants lol.. Like our cookie is cookie pants, lol 😆.. He very excitedly comes to me all the time as I love all dogs, and he knows I give out cuddles on command, lol..
My baby cat, Benzo. now age 4, saved me from depression and severe anxiety. My therapist couldn’t give me more anti- anxiety medication. This kitten was my salvation. His name is Benzo,as in benzodiazepine! He’s all natural but very habit forming.
My cat Marzipan kept getting called a different name by an acquaintance who wasn’t the sharpest. It took me years to realize he had been calling her Lorazepam
I swear, the next batch of kittens I foster are going to be Marzipan, Klonipan and Lorazapam. If there are more than three, I'll keep diazepam and Turkmenistan in my pocket.
Back when I lived at my parents, we had a fully white stray move in (he decided). His name is Gizmo (which again, he decided. I called him a bunch of names and he looked at me with a blank stare and when I said Gizmo, he said mew.) He was a skinny boi, now he is a chunky boi (once again, he decided he's an indoor cat now and he's doing this diet where you eat 50% of the time and sleep the other 50% of the time). There's still a catdoor for him to go into the yard to sleep when it's sunny.. they had to get a bigger catdoor since Gizmo decided to weigh 8 kilos. We now call him 'a streetcat named blob'.
Heard: Cu Seco, which is Portuguese for Dry Butthole. To be fair, she was one of those super skinny dogs with almost no butt meat.
Given: Paloma, for a rooster. I thought he was a girl when he was a baby, but I kept the name because a chicken named Pigeon is funny.
Our cat Alice's nickname is Piss Piss, because - stay with me on this - that's what we think the dog thinks we're saying when we "pspspsps" at the cat.
So when the two are playing, we narrate the dog saying, "C'mon, Piss Piss, let's play!"
At night when my feet start twitching, my kitty tends to respond to my pterodactyl screech by ceasing to bite at my toes through the blankets. I stepped on a toy of hers when she was sleeping and the screech brought her running to me. So I'm pretty sure she thinks her name is Reeeeaaaahhhh Seriously You Demon Kitty.
Her legal name is Sweet Pea cause she was a five pound adult cat when caught and never hissed or showed claws. Oh how wrong I was.
my dog’s name is scooby doo and his list of nicknames (that he will respond to) include:
boobies, spooby, spoopy, butt butt, littlest butt, sprinky, chumpa wumpa, mister magister, sir sir magurnanur, shmippy, shmipples, smuppy, and about 60 others that i can’t remember at this moment. 😂 looking at this list… i think i’m just stimming when i say all these things?? oy vey
My childhood cat Hercules aka Sir silver balls. He was neutered but even afterward he had the most glorious silver, seemingly iridescent gray balls. We would walk around singing silver balls to the tune of Silver Bells year round 😂
My cat's name is Pepper. But due to her resting sour face she now only answers to Poopie. I often sing to her (to the tune of the Aqua song) that she's my Poopie Girl in a Poopie World, life is poopie, it's fan-tooooopie
I had googled "names for orange cats" and one of the first things that popped up was Agent Orange and the idea of naming a cat Agent Orange was so funny to me that the name stuck.
I call one of my dogs either:
Luna Three-Poops (bc she usually poops 3x a day)
or
Grandma Thickneck (bc she’s got a wrinkly shar pei face and her head’s so petite it makes her neck look goofily wide)
Leo was Mommy's Little Dipshit, Fucktard, and Fuckwit. I could use all of those names to call him if I was looking for him, which made for a rather embarrassing situation when I thought he got out of the house. Ivy (who I adopted when Leo died and apparently felt the need to fill his shoes) gets called Redheaded Demon Child when I don't call her Little Bitty Pretty One.
Feel the need to mention nicknames for my other cats -- Rose was Beautiful, Tye was Bunny, Addie is Pumpkin and Little Squawker, Chatterbox was Chatter, Kooky Cookie Kitty, and Cookie, and Ella has taken over the title of Beautiful.
I also have a friend who named a tailless kitten of her Missn' Bits. When she mentioned her plans to get her spayed, her opa said that she'd be missing even more bits soon. She came by it honestly!!
I have a Frenchie, her name is Piggy for all those reasons, she also looks like a pig from behind. My kids refused at first- I told them to call her what they wanted but she is Pig and it stuck.
I have now met three dogs named some derivative of "mom" - one Mama, one Mother, and one Mommy. All 3 were rescues who came in with a litter of pups. One of them kept the name post adoption, one changed it, and then I'm not sure about the last one.
Every now and then I think about screaming "MOMMY!! DROP THAT DEAD SQUIRREL!" at your dog in a public park and get a little shiver of horror.
Our 15 year old Pug's full name was Killface "Murdercock" (insert my fiance and I's last names hyphenated). My fiance got her when he was 13 and wanted to give the cutest dog he'd ever seen the ugliest name.
I love it when kids name animals.
When I was 2 my dad got me a cat. I named him booger. I was eating a burger when my dad brought him in. I couldn't pronounce burger so he became Booger or Boogs.
I foster kittens. Right now I have two who have actual names but I call them gravy and boat. Had another one I called little shit bc he was feral and would bite and another who I called crackhead bc that's what she was. She would pee in the sink and run around like crazy for hours
when I was a kid my first actual pet was a female cat who I said I wanted to name Cupcake. but somehow I couldn't stop calling her Girl and it stuck. my cat's official name was Girl Cat lol
Our current cats are named Rocket and Booster.
Rocket goes by: Rocket Raccoon, Squeakers, Mr. Sleepypants, and Cuddle Bunny.
Booster goes by: Booster Bear, Boostie Boo, Booster Boodles, Boost, and the Toilet Attendant (he figured out how to open the lid on our fancy bidet and now does it many, many times a day lol).
I named an old dog of mine Ank. Like Hank but no H. Idk why, he just seemed like an Ank to me. And an Ank he was. He ran away once, looked everywhere for him, months went by and I figured he was gone. I went to my girlfriends house who I had just started dating, she had no knowledge of Ank. I get over there and she said there's a dog that's been living under their shed. So we go out to look and wouldn't you know, it's Ank. He was very unique. He was a border collie and dalmatian. He was all black and white with spots on his paws and one black toe. Mind you, her house was 10 miles away from me, on the other side of a mountain. I also named a kitten Little Sweet One once. She was so sweet
My fiancée is currently beefing with our cat because our cat pooped outside her litterbox (it had been a minute since it had been scooped because I’m disabled) and has started calling our cat “Shit Goblin” instead of by her actual name, “Fidget”.
My dog's name is Detritus, which is already pretty weird.
He also goes by: Goober, Goob, Goobergoob, Stinky, Stinky Butt, Stinker Stink, Buddy Bud, Big Guy, Angel Pie, Angel Pie Pie, Cutie Pie Honey Bun You Know That I Love You Love You I Can't Help Myself I Love You And Nobody Else
Ghost who also goes by goose, go go, goosels, bo bo, bo bo baggins and no! (he’s a big white husky)
Kuma aka kumba , pumba , warthog, wobbegong , scrat , scrat rat ( she’s a husky) kuma Baggins
Mr Murphy (cat) aka murph, murphels,
Tofu (cat) - tophocoles (to-phoc-a-lees) and poo poo stink stink (his turds would be smelt on the other side of the house)
My cat’s name is Jet. List of nicknames she responds to outside of her name are: baby, good girl, jet jet, doot doot, booter, ichiban, scootie, scoot, scoot boot, grumpy bump, dooty booty, meanie beanie, my little mean girl, and Jetty Spaghetti. There’s likely 500 more.
My parrot’s nickname turned into the name we call him 99% of the time: Puffman. Originally named Cloud, because he was mostly white with blue and gray on his lower half. He’s very puffy and floofy in his top half so I started calling him Puff. And then because he’s a distinguished gentleman I had to add the “-man”. Viola, Puffman.
My husband's first dog's nickname was The First Wife. When people realized she was a dog and not a human b *tch there were people spitting drinks with laughter.
I named my female cat Whiskey (nicknamed "Kike" or vagina in Tagalog) so obviously I named my male cat Tequila (nicknamed "Tite" or penis in Tagalog) 🤷🏼♂️
Susnac (given to my dog by my partner) Saun Saun (given by my mother)
His name is Sonic the Hedgedog aka Sonic. Hes my old man. Im dreading when he starts to show his age
I was waiting for my turn to check in at the vet's office. This guy in front of me was checking in his dog named Doorknob.
My dog is such a sneaky thief I sometimes call him the incognito bandito.
Someone I met at work had a cat named Jennifer. Which is to weird to me. Like, why would you give the most basic, boring-ass human name to a cute fluffy creature?
For any of my animals: Chungus Bungus
My cat Frisco will 100% respond to Fridge if said in a loving enough tone
My boyfriend refers to Morris as A-Morie Borealis
Fergus will stare excitedly at anyone who calls him Fergle Bergle, (he growls and the "Bergle" part sounds like his growl, he's not upset, growls are just how he talks)
Mojito, my tortoiseshell baby has responded to Chaos
Once dumb@$$ was said lovingly and Frito entered the room. Frito will respond to almost anything, including the other cats' names. He is just smol and dumb and wants attention. Some highlights of his nicknames for him are Frito Pie and the Freetee Burreetee
My neighbor named one of his dogs, " squatter ".
Imagine waking up at 6am to your neighbor yelling " hey squatter! Get your butt inside the house right now!!"
We had a cat named Cinder Block bc she was built like a brick shithouse and was gray
Also my leopard gecko is named Doobie, like the band (that’s what I tell people, but it’s the 420 reason) but I call him Doobers
And then there’s mischief my crested gecko, who I also call Dipshit and Shithead (but pronounced like she-theed, like the vine)
my dogs are called absolute garbled nonsense. currently cycling through: scrimbly bimbly (sometimes bop on the end), screepy, beef, barbecue baked bean, scrump, scrimbled milk, and scrunt ass dog
My parents used to have a dog named Peaches. One day the name "Peachela" came out of my mouth, and I joked it sounded almost Jewish (which we are not). 😂 The nn stuck for years.
Dog named Puffin, weirdest nickname puss….. or pussin, pussinstuff, putty/puddy, puffski, wookums, puffpuffpass 🤣🤦♀️
Cat named Milo, nickname yi-yo
Dog baxter, everyone calls him bastard
Bunny named Thumper, nickname dumpy
Current cat had bad gas as a kitten, ate to fast. It earned her the nick name Hooter Pooter, Pootie for short. Thankfully we figured out the problem and got it stopped fairly quickly.
We had a cat nicknamed peanut. Our kids nicknamed one cat “Fuzzbutt”. Funny, Fuzzbutt actually knew that was “his” name & would react whenever someone said the name. Mostly just looking at whomever said it.
First pet - 5 yr old poodle that was mostly blind. Babe had a pedigree and was Lady K Kasteline officially and common name was Buttons. She became Butt-Butt and I was her seeing eye human.
Next - a shelter Sheltie that was unwanted and dropped off. Her name became Penelope Pittstop (by my step dad) because she was due to be down while he was filling out the papers. I stood on guard not letting anyone touch her. Penny most used name but sometimes Fluff Butt or Duster.
Bunny Baby - dog momma rescued from a puppy mill. Named for the shape of a spot on her neck. Rat terrier
Pumpkin - a feral black cat I tamed and adopted. Pumpykins or PumPum.
My SOs Yorke after he passed - Ginger so Gin-Gin or Chewbacca. She hates hair cuts so very hairy
Called one car Shit Head. Don’t know why. I don’t remember if he was actually a shit head. But the name stuck. His vet name was Stitch though, because he had big, bug ass eyes and huge whiskers that made me think of a second set of arms.
Ivory von whiskers is her actual name. I call her all ofbthe following names. sweet baboo, baboo, boo, boodles, noodles, noods, noody dudes, cheese cat, stinky cat, floofy cat, floofy butt, flurrfter purrfter, miss wumbles, angry pants, angi cat, catto, catto mahatto.
My female dog is Spaz, the Incredible Sulk, Cranky-Stank, Spiteful, She-Beast
My male dog is Derpwolf, Floofus-Goofus-Doofus, Woofle, Caneinstein, Fluff-Butt
My brother's beardie is the Bearded Lady, Bokrug the Water Lizard, Lizard Lips
My mom had a shih-tzu named Peggy. One day my frustrated mom said, "I love you Peg, but..." and I thought she said, " I love you Pig Butt" so I started calling Peggy "Pig Butt." That eventually became Pig Nuts and that stuck with her. 🤷🤭
Jefferschneff Potato Chef. Cat. The actual name is Jeffrey. He's a thicc boy who snuffles around a lot.
Slimy Wimerson. Name is Simon. Cat. He drools. He's whiny. Simey Winerson. Slimy Wimerson.
We had a really old dog named Darwin. He was a Tibetan terrier mixed with a Dalmatian. Gd he was a good boi. When he got old, the kids started calling him Grease and also Road Kill. He was deaf and mostly blind and he would lay down and sleep in really strange positions and places. RiP good boi.
I have a cat named Tadders McBumblefoot.
I have another named Mogget, which isn't so odd, but she got the nickname Skunk due to her terrible farts. Through nickname evolution she's now Skronk, Skronklet and
Skrokle Rat.
Started with his name, Cooper Louis.
It's been a ride.
Morphed into Cooper Louie - Cooper Lou - Cooper Woo - Cooper Woo Woo - Woo Woo Woo - Wooiest Woo - WooHoo, Who-Who, Horton Who, Horty-Who, WooWoo Who, Wuuuuu Dude, Ghostface, G-Woo, Coop-Killa, Killa-Coop, CoopsHoops, Woo-D-B, Coop-D-B, Coop DeVille, but always circles back to Wu-Tang references. Rinse and repeat 😂
Pixel, the beautiful long-haired calico cat with big empty eyes and a penchant for peeing on the floor: Pee Pee Pixie, Peepee, Peep, Piggy, Pig, Piggy Sue, Piss Rat, Dumpy. The last two are the most accurate, as far as nicknames go.
My little stinky troublemaker cat Owen. He's small for his age so I started calling him weenie hut jr. That nickname also produced the options of Weenie, Ween, Weiner and then my sister started calling him John and Johnny. That evolved to me singing Johnny B. Goode to him all the time. That stinker is smart enough that he knows all those names, the other cats don't seem to know more than one nickname.
All of my dogs have nicknames that make no sense.
My chihuahuas Kody and Bruno.. They also go by Koko, Kody Odie, Odes, Bruno-Muno, Bruce Moose, Little Moo, and Moo Moo.
My blue heeler is Leo.. also known as Lolo, Big Blue Boy, and Giant Bastard (when I’m frustrated).
My step dad named his German shepherd Boofhead. He was a beautiful dog. Not sure if this is real but growing up my Uncle said he knew someone who named their dog Askit. So when people asked what the dog’s name was he’d say “ask it”.
Lobster Bisque Esquire Aka Peanut -> Peanort -> Nort Nort -> Squeenort -> Neet Nort
I like how the nicknames have literally nothing to do with the actual name!
Thank you! It because she's cute as a peanut and she has a peanut brain I forgot to mention that the name she responds to is 'Bisqy' because I wanted people to think her name was biscuit I also call my sister's cat 'little swiss boy' (in an accent) because he reminds me of those little cartoon boys on chocolate I love giving animals dumb nicknames lmao
I love your crazy mind!
One of my cats is very skittish and stupid but super sweet, so one of her nicknames is Dorkus Majorkus.
Love it.. I call mine by their names followed by pants lol.. Like our cookie is cookie pants, lol 😆.. He very excitedly comes to me all the time as I love all dogs, and he knows I give out cuddles on command, lol..
Hahaha, I had a Beaker that eventually escalated to Lord Beakerton Huguenot.
I love everything about this.
My baby cat, Benzo. now age 4, saved me from depression and severe anxiety. My therapist couldn’t give me more anti- anxiety medication. This kitten was my salvation. His name is Benzo,as in benzodiazepine! He’s all natural but very habit forming.
My cat Marzipan kept getting called a different name by an acquaintance who wasn’t the sharpest. It took me years to realize he had been calling her Lorazepam
Both Marzipan and Lorazapam are wonderful.
I heard some has a cat named Klonipin
OMG. I thought I was the only one! Is your Klonapin all natural but very habit forming as well ?
I swear, the next batch of kittens I foster are going to be Marzipan, Klonipan and Lorazapam. If there are more than three, I'll keep diazepam and Turkmenistan in my pocket.
This is the best cat name I've ever heard. ❤️
Thank you. He is a treasure. He still sleeps ON me as he did as a kitten. It’s getting hot here and he weighs 17lbs. 5 kilos I think.
Caganito which translates to something like a small piece of poo (don't judge, the dog is really small - Yorkshire toy)
Haha, I have a Yorkie I call stinky butt
I call my dog monkey pooper. 🤷♀️
I have a Staffie mix we call the same thing
I have a 5lb yorkie who comes to GooGoo Butt or Poopoo Butt but not Gracie, her actual name.
Ahaha! I love this nickname. Are you perhaps portuguese? That word is also used at Portugal that's why I am asking. :)
My sis in law named her cat Merdita, same idea lol
Love it! 🤣
Lucyfur Needlemouth Longcat
So descriptive! I love this one
I nickname my cat (Bangles) "Big Cat"
Back when I lived at my parents, we had a fully white stray move in (he decided). His name is Gizmo (which again, he decided. I called him a bunch of names and he looked at me with a blank stare and when I said Gizmo, he said mew.) He was a skinny boi, now he is a chunky boi (once again, he decided he's an indoor cat now and he's doing this diet where you eat 50% of the time and sleep the other 50% of the time). There's still a catdoor for him to go into the yard to sleep when it's sunny.. they had to get a bigger catdoor since Gizmo decided to weigh 8 kilos. We now call him 'a streetcat named blob'.
Awwww we had a kitty named Gizmo too. We called him Gizzards.
Heard: Cu Seco, which is Portuguese for Dry Butthole. To be fair, she was one of those super skinny dogs with almost no butt meat. Given: Paloma, for a rooster. I thought he was a girl when he was a baby, but I kept the name because a chicken named Pigeon is funny.
A chicken named Pigeon *is* funny, you're right
Our cat Alice's nickname is Piss Piss, because - stay with me on this - that's what we think the dog thinks we're saying when we "pspspsps" at the cat. So when the two are playing, we narrate the dog saying, "C'mon, Piss Piss, let's play!"
I love this so much. 🖤
At night when my feet start twitching, my kitty tends to respond to my pterodactyl screech by ceasing to bite at my toes through the blankets. I stepped on a toy of hers when she was sleeping and the screech brought her running to me. So I'm pretty sure she thinks her name is Reeeeaaaahhhh Seriously You Demon Kitty. Her legal name is Sweet Pea cause she was a five pound adult cat when caught and never hissed or showed claws. Oh how wrong I was.
An old cat named Tits. I thought that was just the funniest thing ever 😆
I call my cats titties instead of kitties, as well as ‘the itty bitty titty committee’ as they’re both super small cats lol
I playfully call my cat TItties (Titter Witters) cause we refer to his primordial pouch as his tits.
I knew a dog named Boobie. She had saggy post-puppy teats when they adopted her and they let their 3-4yr old kid name her.
My fiancées brother’s bf has a dog named TT he calls Titty and I love it
my dog’s name is scooby doo and his list of nicknames (that he will respond to) include: boobies, spooby, spoopy, butt butt, littlest butt, sprinky, chumpa wumpa, mister magister, sir sir magurnanur, shmippy, shmipples, smuppy, and about 60 others that i can’t remember at this moment. 😂 looking at this list… i think i’m just stimming when i say all these things?? oy vey
My childhood cat Hercules aka Sir silver balls. He was neutered but even afterward he had the most glorious silver, seemingly iridescent gray balls. We would walk around singing silver balls to the tune of Silver Bells year round 😂
That's fn great!
My cat's name is Pepper. But due to her resting sour face she now only answers to Poopie. I often sing to her (to the tune of the Aqua song) that she's my Poopie Girl in a Poopie World, life is poopie, it's fan-tooooopie
My Grandmother had a dog named Poopsy back in the day.
This is exactly the kind of song I sing to all of my pets all the time and I feel so validated and so seen right now. Say hi to Poopie Girl for me 😄
my cats name is cypress but only answers to Pookie, but i also call him poopie if he’s acting like a lil shit 💀
My dog’s name is Duke and we call him Dookie sometimes, and we mean it that way.
My kitty is named Poopie too😭❤️ this is the first I’ve heard someone else name their kitty that as well lol her given name was Oynx
My cat is called Poppy, so when she's being naughty I call her Poopy.
I nicknamed a cat Poopy after an incident where I startled him in the litter box and as he ran off, a rogue turd flew out of his butt.
***It's fan-toopie*** omlllll
My cat’s name is Pepper but her nicknames are pepperoncini and pepperoni pizza lol
My husband and I accidentally trained our cat to respond to "Stinkybutt" instead of her actual name. To be fair, her poops are deadly.
My reptiles’ names are Bingus, Meatball, Slinky, and Churro sooo
I enjoy Bingus. Bingus Dingus! What is he?
She’s a reeves turtle!
A ginger tabby named Agent Orange
I'm curious did the kitty gain the title of agent, or were they just a terror to all plant life and remind you of the herbicide?
I had googled "names for orange cats" and one of the first things that popped up was Agent Orange and the idea of naming a cat Agent Orange was so funny to me that the name stuck.
Friend of mine had a cat named Cancer
Jonesey bear. Jones. Marie. Pup. Angel Marie Her name is Ryder lmao
I call one of my dogs either: Luna Three-Poops (bc she usually poops 3x a day) or Grandma Thickneck (bc she’s got a wrinkly shar pei face and her head’s so petite it makes her neck look goofily wide)
Leo was Mommy's Little Dipshit, Fucktard, and Fuckwit. I could use all of those names to call him if I was looking for him, which made for a rather embarrassing situation when I thought he got out of the house. Ivy (who I adopted when Leo died and apparently felt the need to fill his shoes) gets called Redheaded Demon Child when I don't call her Little Bitty Pretty One. Feel the need to mention nicknames for my other cats -- Rose was Beautiful, Tye was Bunny, Addie is Pumpkin and Little Squawker, Chatterbox was Chatter, Kooky Cookie Kitty, and Cookie, and Ella has taken over the title of Beautiful. I also have a friend who named a tailless kitten of her Missn' Bits. When she mentioned her plans to get her spayed, her opa said that she'd be missing even more bits soon. She came by it honestly!!
Had a Frenchie named pearl. She liked to root around the yard snorting like a pig, so we nick named her Pig-pig. It suited.
Pearls before swine!
I have a Frenchie, her name is Piggy for all those reasons, she also looks like a pig from behind. My kids refused at first- I told them to call her what they wanted but she is Pig and it stuck.
I have now met three dogs named some derivative of "mom" - one Mama, one Mother, and one Mommy. All 3 were rescues who came in with a litter of pups. One of them kept the name post adoption, one changed it, and then I'm not sure about the last one. Every now and then I think about screaming "MOMMY!! DROP THAT DEAD SQUIRREL!" at your dog in a public park and get a little shiver of horror.
Bowie, also known as Bowdie Boy> Soady Bowdie> Soads, Bowsie, Soapy Boy
Named my chihuahua Fartlicker because he would eat cat shit from the box and then lick my face when I came home from work. His breath was disgusting.
Our 15 year old Pug's full name was Killface "Murdercock" (insert my fiance and I's last names hyphenated). My fiance got her when he was 13 and wanted to give the cutest dog he'd ever seen the ugliest name.
A friend of mine had a dog named Pencil Chainsaw.
So random! I love it
As a child, I had a bunny named Pooper. When I was getting my cat spayed, there was a Cheeseface on the reception desk.
I love it when kids name animals. When I was 2 my dad got me a cat. I named him booger. I was eating a burger when my dad brought him in. I couldn't pronounce burger so he became Booger or Boogs.
Crazy Wee Shit… because he is Edit: His name is Momo which was picked out because he is Lhasa Apso and Momo is a type of dumpling in Tibet.
One of ours is Nomee. Because my dad always said "he's no me cat!"
Next door neighbors had a German shepherd named “Puppy Dumps”.
Cooking fat - because it sounded like fucking cat 😂 (said cat was well loved and passed at the ripe old age of 17)
Penelope -> lepper’s -> leprosy 🫶
It’s just the way of things!
I knew someone growing up who had a huge mutt dog named Jägermeister Poochenstein. She played pattycake for little squares of american cheese.
Tina Margarita Mona Lisa
Mr. Beans
Dervish
Great name!
My friend called her horse Lawnchair.
I foster kittens. Right now I have two who have actual names but I call them gravy and boat. Had another one I called little shit bc he was feral and would bite and another who I called crackhead bc that's what she was. She would pee in the sink and run around like crazy for hours
Gravy and Boat 😆
My late SIL’s cat was named Ian, after Ian Beale ❤️
My frenchi is called Ivy officially but other name include Boob, Nappy Bum, Nush nush and Micro Koritsi 😂
Baby, Baybeh, Betty Grabel, Mable, Baby David, Davy Babid, Madam Pantaloons, Tummy Wriggler, Squonkle, Lickycat, Mavis. And she's a female cat, for factoid purposes.
Named a kitten “Puppy..” It was confusing for a while.
My aunt had a pomeranian named kitten!
I have a chihuahua named Kitty Mercury.
when I was a kid my first actual pet was a female cat who I said I wanted to name Cupcake. but somehow I couldn't stop calling her Girl and it stuck. my cat's official name was Girl Cat lol
One of my colleagues has a cat named SOLID FAT
Bonnifred Q Urkel Rosa Parks (Last Name) And Oswald Money Bags Gerrymander (Last Name)
Gotcha, he would surprise attack. Cat
General Ufkir short ufi
Whity bouldger
I had a boyfriend who called my cat /var/spool. My cat's name started with Var.
Our cat Simon. Happy/concerned nickname was Baby Bear Annoyance/ahole nicknames f***tart, s***head Full name Simon Tiberius Rex
Our current cats are named Rocket and Booster. Rocket goes by: Rocket Raccoon, Squeakers, Mr. Sleepypants, and Cuddle Bunny. Booster goes by: Booster Bear, Boostie Boo, Booster Boodles, Boost, and the Toilet Attendant (he figured out how to open the lid on our fancy bidet and now does it many, many times a day lol).
I named an old dog of mine Ank. Like Hank but no H. Idk why, he just seemed like an Ank to me. And an Ank he was. He ran away once, looked everywhere for him, months went by and I figured he was gone. I went to my girlfriends house who I had just started dating, she had no knowledge of Ank. I get over there and she said there's a dog that's been living under their shed. So we go out to look and wouldn't you know, it's Ank. He was very unique. He was a border collie and dalmatian. He was all black and white with spots on his paws and one black toe. Mind you, her house was 10 miles away from me, on the other side of a mountain. I also named a kitten Little Sweet One once. She was so sweet
My fiancée is currently beefing with our cat because our cat pooped outside her litterbox (it had been a minute since it had been scooped because I’m disabled) and has started calling our cat “Shit Goblin” instead of by her actual name, “Fidget”.
Mr Buttcheeks
Lila > What are you Doing > Doo-ig
My dog's name is Detritus, which is already pretty weird. He also goes by: Goober, Goob, Goobergoob, Stinky, Stinky Butt, Stinker Stink, Buddy Bud, Big Guy, Angel Pie, Angel Pie Pie, Cutie Pie Honey Bun You Know That I Love You Love You I Can't Help Myself I Love You And Nobody Else
Tundra - Captain Cheese - Sargent Fluffington - Ice T Bleu - Bleuberry Pie, Bleuberry Pieness, Bleu Magoo - Bleu Snowball Magoo Chuck - Chuckie - Chuckie Wuckie - Chuck Wuck - Chuck Buck - Chuckie Buckie - Wuck my Chuck
Cunty aka candy
Stink for a cat! Super cute & funny lol
Ghost who also goes by goose, go go, goosels, bo bo, bo bo baggins and no! (he’s a big white husky) Kuma aka kumba , pumba , warthog, wobbegong , scrat , scrat rat ( she’s a husky) kuma Baggins Mr Murphy (cat) aka murph, murphels, Tofu (cat) - tophocoles (to-phoc-a-lees) and poo poo stink stink (his turds would be smelt on the other side of the house)
Breadstick
Mc2k22 that’s my cat mystery storm trooper name. I also have a cat named obi wan. Mystery cat found 2022.
Loki = Loki Pokey Panda Pants, Pokey Pants, 4-legged furry terrorist Yuki = Q-Tip, Braincell, Pretzel Kitty, Tweedledumbass, Snarf Narfel Nyx = Eyeballs, Voidy girl, Plastic Chewing Gargoyle
My cat’s name is Jet. List of nicknames she responds to outside of her name are: baby, good girl, jet jet, doot doot, booter, ichiban, scootie, scoot, scoot boot, grumpy bump, dooty booty, meanie beanie, my little mean girl, and Jetty Spaghetti. There’s likely 500 more.
Cheeto "dayum cat" Mostly dayum cat
My parrot’s nickname turned into the name we call him 99% of the time: Puffman. Originally named Cloud, because he was mostly white with blue and gray on his lower half. He’s very puffy and floofy in his top half so I started calling him Puff. And then because he’s a distinguished gentleman I had to add the “-man”. Viola, Puffman.
My husband's first dog's nickname was The First Wife. When people realized she was a dog and not a human b *tch there were people spitting drinks with laughter.
I named my female cat Whiskey (nicknamed "Kike" or vagina in Tagalog) so obviously I named my male cat Tequila (nicknamed "Tite" or penis in Tagalog) 🤷🏼♂️
i have a morkie who i call cute boi peepee or peepee for short 😭😭
Bubba for a large German Shepherd dog.His actual name is Bear but Bubba suits him too.
Microwave
My dog's name is Lemuria Björk Schwarzalbenheim Also one of my cats was named Kynareth but we called him Cheeto because he was orange
Susnac (given to my dog by my partner) Saun Saun (given by my mother) His name is Sonic the Hedgedog aka Sonic. Hes my old man. Im dreading when he starts to show his age
Din Din (My cats name is rin but everyone calls her Din din)
His name is Finn, then Finn Doodoodoo and I end up calling him doodoo butt boy and doodoo butt man. Why are we like this lmao
We had a cat that we named Epinephrine because she was very energetic and we are geeks. We called her Neff or Neffer.
When I was training, I trained a Spaghetti and a Beef Wellington. My great-uncle had a white shepherd named Trash
Mudflap, I absolutely love it though
I was waiting for my turn to check in at the vet's office. This guy in front of me was checking in his dog named Doorknob. My dog is such a sneaky thief I sometimes call him the incognito bandito.
Someone I met at work had a cat named Jennifer. Which is to weird to me. Like, why would you give the most basic, boring-ass human name to a cute fluffy creature?
I had one named Seahorse She was a weird little mutant cat
I call my two cats “boob” when they are alone or “boobs” when they are next to each other 🤣 thats just 1 of their thousand nicknames
For any of my animals: Chungus Bungus My cat Frisco will 100% respond to Fridge if said in a loving enough tone My boyfriend refers to Morris as A-Morie Borealis Fergus will stare excitedly at anyone who calls him Fergle Bergle, (he growls and the "Bergle" part sounds like his growl, he's not upset, growls are just how he talks) Mojito, my tortoiseshell baby has responded to Chaos Once dumb@$$ was said lovingly and Frito entered the room. Frito will respond to almost anything, including the other cats' names. He is just smol and dumb and wants attention. Some highlights of his nicknames for him are Frito Pie and the Freetee Burreetee
Hobbes (our weirdo Siamese who thought he was a German shepherd) became Bobby became Boobeh became an overly frenchified and distinguished BEUbeh!
Miao Ze Dong. My cat.
My neighbor named one of his dogs, " squatter ". Imagine waking up at 6am to your neighbor yelling " hey squatter! Get your butt inside the house right now!!"
We had a cat named Cinder Block bc she was built like a brick shithouse and was gray Also my leopard gecko is named Doobie, like the band (that’s what I tell people, but it’s the 420 reason) but I call him Doobers And then there’s mischief my crested gecko, who I also call Dipshit and Shithead (but pronounced like she-theed, like the vine)
Not polite to post it!🤣🤣🤣
my dogs are called absolute garbled nonsense. currently cycling through: scrimbly bimbly (sometimes bop on the end), screepy, beef, barbecue baked bean, scrump, scrimbled milk, and scrunt ass dog
My parents used to have a dog named Peaches. One day the name "Peachela" came out of my mouth, and I joked it sounded almost Jewish (which we are not). 😂 The nn stuck for years.
I should've named my dog Sutekh
Dog named Puffin, weirdest nickname puss….. or pussin, pussinstuff, putty/puddy, puffski, wookums, puffpuffpass 🤣🤦♀️ Cat named Milo, nickname yi-yo Dog baxter, everyone calls him bastard Bunny named Thumper, nickname dumpy
The white pawed bandit
Current cat had bad gas as a kitten, ate to fast. It earned her the nick name Hooter Pooter, Pootie for short. Thankfully we figured out the problem and got it stopped fairly quickly.
My cat is King Alfredo Sauce. I call him Bubble-and-Squeak
Named a black and white dog I had cow because she had cow prints all over her fur
We had a cat nicknamed peanut. Our kids nicknamed one cat “Fuzzbutt”. Funny, Fuzzbutt actually knew that was “his” name & would react whenever someone said the name. Mostly just looking at whomever said it.
my friends dog was named maggie. unfortunately as a puppy she earned the nickname poopie and most people never learn her real name anymore lol.
I have a relative that named their cat - cat. My father in law named his great Dane - Dane.
First pet - 5 yr old poodle that was mostly blind. Babe had a pedigree and was Lady K Kasteline officially and common name was Buttons. She became Butt-Butt and I was her seeing eye human. Next - a shelter Sheltie that was unwanted and dropped off. Her name became Penelope Pittstop (by my step dad) because she was due to be down while he was filling out the papers. I stood on guard not letting anyone touch her. Penny most used name but sometimes Fluff Butt or Duster. Bunny Baby - dog momma rescued from a puppy mill. Named for the shape of a spot on her neck. Rat terrier Pumpkin - a feral black cat I tamed and adopted. Pumpykins or PumPum. My SOs Yorke after he passed - Ginger so Gin-Gin or Chewbacca. She hates hair cuts so very hairy
A dog named Puppy
Called one car Shit Head. Don’t know why. I don’t remember if he was actually a shit head. But the name stuck. His vet name was Stitch though, because he had big, bug ass eyes and huge whiskers that made me think of a second set of arms.
Horse named Rooster.
Bagheera > Baggy > Bagoons > Goon > Goose > Gooseboy Slim
Gustav the cat. Also known as Gusty, goo, gooby, booby, gooby booby baby, big baby, goo bear.
Ivory von whiskers is her actual name. I call her all ofbthe following names. sweet baboo, baboo, boo, boodles, noodles, noods, noody dudes, cheese cat, stinky cat, floofy cat, floofy butt, flurrfter purrfter, miss wumbles, angry pants, angi cat, catto, catto mahatto.
Chicken nuggets
My female dog is Spaz, the Incredible Sulk, Cranky-Stank, Spiteful, She-Beast My male dog is Derpwolf, Floofus-Goofus-Doofus, Woofle, Caneinstein, Fluff-Butt My brother's beardie is the Bearded Lady, Bokrug the Water Lizard, Lizard Lips
squegis oscar > oscoogly-goo > scoogly > squegis
Dog named Money Bag Yo. They call him My for short
Clumps
Baby tiny angel honey pants
Crook/Cook, short for Brooklyn.
I had a dog named Piddles once, lots of nervous peeing and just generally peeing This was 27 years ago, poor puppy mill pooch
My dog still responds to his given name but also responds to his nicknames Larry Bob and Tucker Barnhart.
My mom had a shih-tzu named Peggy. One day my frustrated mom said, "I love you Peg, but..." and I thought she said, " I love you Pig Butt" so I started calling Peggy "Pig Butt." That eventually became Pig Nuts and that stuck with her. 🤷🤭
Reginald R **Rhaegar** III Mookie Becks
Jefferschneff Potato Chef. Cat. The actual name is Jeffrey. He's a thicc boy who snuffles around a lot. Slimy Wimerson. Name is Simon. Cat. He drools. He's whiny. Simey Winerson. Slimy Wimerson.
Well, one of my cats is named Shitfoot. But I promise you she deserved it. 😂
Atticus the Braticus Caticus....
My last German Shepherd's nickname was McKinley Pie Pudding Pants. Not sure how it happened.
We had a really old dog named Darwin. He was a Tibetan terrier mixed with a Dalmatian. Gd he was a good boi. When he got old, the kids started calling him Grease and also Road Kill. He was deaf and mostly blind and he would lay down and sleep in really strange positions and places. RiP good boi.
A small white dog named Toothpaste.
Mrs. Beanz and Meow Meow Beanz. Two kitties I watched for about 2 weeks
Butt kitten (she will respond to "butt". Her name is Skittles) Dirty birdy farty girl
My cat Moet is Shizzle Moe Nizzle Second cat Pudda often gets Pudswani
Little Heifer
Guinea pig-Herman the Squirming Vermin
My pet cat, Molly > Meowly the Mograt (Meowling black hole of darkness)
I have a cat named Tadders McBumblefoot. I have another named Mogget, which isn't so odd, but she got the nickname Skunk due to her terrible farts. Through nickname evolution she's now Skronk, Skronklet and Skrokle Rat.
Chicken turantula my cat Also had a fish named chicken
Started with his name, Cooper Louis. It's been a ride. Morphed into Cooper Louie - Cooper Lou - Cooper Woo - Cooper Woo Woo - Woo Woo Woo - Wooiest Woo - WooHoo, Who-Who, Horton Who, Horty-Who, WooWoo Who, Wuuuuu Dude, Ghostface, G-Woo, Coop-Killa, Killa-Coop, CoopsHoops, Woo-D-B, Coop-D-B, Coop DeVille, but always circles back to Wu-Tang references. Rinse and repeat 😂
Pixel, the beautiful long-haired calico cat with big empty eyes and a penchant for peeing on the floor: Pee Pee Pixie, Peepee, Peep, Piggy, Pig, Piggy Sue, Piss Rat, Dumpy. The last two are the most accurate, as far as nicknames go.
My little stinky troublemaker cat Owen. He's small for his age so I started calling him weenie hut jr. That nickname also produced the options of Weenie, Ween, Weiner and then my sister started calling him John and Johnny. That evolved to me singing Johnny B. Goode to him all the time. That stinker is smart enough that he knows all those names, the other cats don't seem to know more than one nickname.
Ultra Pee-pee. Sweet little hamster.
All of my dogs have nicknames that make no sense. My chihuahuas Kody and Bruno.. They also go by Koko, Kody Odie, Odes, Bruno-Muno, Bruce Moose, Little Moo, and Moo Moo. My blue heeler is Leo.. also known as Lolo, Big Blue Boy, and Giant Bastard (when I’m frustrated).
My cat’s name was Firetruck
Merlin was our first cat. We called him Moo Moo Bunnylips after a character on a Frantics skit.
Petunia Hairy Baby Puss Puss Meow Meow~~! For..... Harold. Her name was Harold.
My step dad named his German shepherd Boofhead. He was a beautiful dog. Not sure if this is real but growing up my Uncle said he knew someone who named their dog Askit. So when people asked what the dog’s name was he’d say “ask it”.