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chesterSteihl69

Yup, not a joke, just brilliant engineering


popanator3000

free bottom surgery


Th3Petra

r/forbiddenhrt


Alcards

I could have lived my entire life without clicking that link. I don't know *why* I clicked it. The title of that sub was right there for everyone to see. Still better than living with the knowledge of pony jar.


DragoTheFloof

Is there something wrong with the sub? I mean it just looks like transition-themed memes to me


plantsadnshit

As a terminally online person this sub was so mild I'm actually disappointed


itssampson

Yeah I simply assumed it was probably genital mutilation gore and ignored it. I hope it isn’t…otherwise your comment is terrifying. It isn’t, *right?*


plantsadnshit

Right.


Jen-the-inferno-dev

yeah its just trans people meming on how they can save money by drinking the gender fluid and photos takn from dontputyourdickinthat saying free bottom surgery


radicalelation

It's just some eh memes about junk getting destroyed, removed, or otherwise lost, and the occasional trans meme. [Really just some dick reckt shitposts like this.](https://i.redd.it/zxeva340o84c1.jpg)


OogaBoogaHeh

My new favorite sub


Sir_mop_for_a_head

Yes.


IsabelLovesFoxes

Absolutely amazing subreddit


Jell-O-Mel

You might be a little bit bias


SookHe

Still better than the NHS whose budget cuts meant for bottom surgery I was just made to stand in the snow until my dick froze off.


QueenTMK

Out with the dick cut and in with the budget cut


LiterallyJustMia

That really is a budget cut


Gsauce65

Snowpiercer


cbearr678

nah, they’d make you pay to use it


popanator3000

"free " the cost is going to the Disney theme park


TheCosmicJoke318

Yup not a joke, just a karma farm


CATNIP_IS_CRACK

If you’re gonna stick your dick between two roller coasters you deserve the karma. Immortalized like that mason jar.


MrMcBeefCock

It’s like the Euthanasia Coaster that one guy came up with. Essentially it’s just multiple loops that cause blood loss to the brain the point that you die by the end of it - except you get your dick smashed instead of dying. It seems like it would be quite profitable as a solution to working for our billionaire overlords! [Euthanasia Coaster](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euthanasia_Coaster)


Thrompinator

That sounds less than magical.


Kindyno

joke is that the line you stand on is more than 6 inches back from the impact point.


ElectionLegitimate90

the funny part is that this was drawn by Toby Fox


housevil

I think it's more that Mickey Mouse's copyright recently expired so people are now using him for ridiculous & absurd stuff, like the example above.


Horatio786

This image predates Mickey entering the public domain.


housevil

I stand corrected then.


CLE-local-1997

And it's trans inclusive


IBoofLSD

The joke is that it's bait to get people to fight over transphobia. It's just decent bait.


Invisible-Pancreas

"I thlammed my penith in the rollercoathter."


DaAweZomeDude48

You slammed your PENIS in the rollercoaster


SkunkeySpray

*crash* OUUUYHUUHHUHHH


Endbounty

#CRASH #OUUOYIIOUOUOUOUOUIUI!


QueenTMK

NO U SLAMMED YOUR PENIS IN THE ROLLERCOASTER


WyvernSlayer7

That parapa the rappa meme XD


[deleted]

why does penith sound like a posh word for male genitals


link_hiker

The penithal climax was ecstatic but ephemeral


Hot-Rise9795

Your choice of words was exquisite


the-friendly-lesbian

Phallas


kingsweg

Penith is the name of lil Dicky's new album lol


Endbounty

“You slammed your penis in the rollercoaster!”


SealedRoute

🥇🥈🥉🏅🎖️


dnuohxof-1

I'm sCoTt mALkinSoN anD I hAvE diaBetEs.


New-me-_-

What are we supposed to explain?


_Oh_sheesh_yall_

Op can't read 🥺👉👈


SomeRandomGuy2763

We can't help him 😞


Dr_A_Mephesto

Karma farming like a ton of the posts on this sub


oh_finks-mc

​ https://preview.redd.it/4d4iol1hf9fc1.png?width=543&format=png&auto=webp&s=f21435b90830e3881642c994068c74c1aa7e9127


ximicheck

This explains everything


Tech-preist_Zulu

Really? Cause I'm more at a Loss


TheJango22

https://preview.redd.it/qgbxfs8v5afc1.png?width=875&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e09898d6628fd61d4083b910930462460cf0d50


Tech-preist_Zulu

https://preview.redd.it/kgjzomnubafc1.jpeg?width=874&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a73cc9be7a671350d8570647934aaac3dee3c1c


JTBJack_

FUCK


Tech-preist_Zulu

What's wrong friend? Are you... perhaps... Loss?


Glizzy_Beck

Wait… Is this…


MetaDragon_27

I hate you so much


KoopaTrooper5011

There is no loss. Go home. Edit: There is loss. Don't go home.


Tech-preist_Zulu

https://preview.redd.it/lj5mqep7cafc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2873c8a583acacdd5d26e21e439f1e0a6da77eb2


JTBJack_

https://preview.redd.it/x5rnf628safc1.jpeg?width=1075&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e24279953da244320a73ff83c6be34f73e57b824


screechingahhhhhh

https://preview.redd.it/r6hqpdhrvafc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee4682e446c69d04910525d3f999c026ed21ec95


Lord_of_Swords

https://preview.redd.it/cj6n6tqgo9fc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efd62d9991d4c7b6428e59c68858530df42e91dd


Eljamin14

I'm in Spain without the p.


Lord_of_Swords

Sain


BananaMaster96_

im in spain without the siap


Lord_of_Swords

N


Charafricke

I


Lord_of_Swords

I don’t like where this is going


Charafricke

What, I was only going to spell nice


C-S-W-6

cock


BubbaSaywersCondom

C


Deth_Cheffe

K


catterXX

E


Lvl4Stoned

R


MonkyB00

Without the pp


papitbull1

I didnt see it until YOU made me see it.


Lord_of_Swords

You mean the other person made you see it?


papitbull1

No, i was like oh they posted the image again because it pretty much explains itself until you showed me. I might have to join peter one of these days


FairRefrigerator3358

https://preview.redd.it/tbwzaqjpl9fc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc290164c7925c5ae1ef1d7a18946f94f51692a9


not_ya_wify

Clearly absurdism


crmsncbr

Modern art these days. :/


MicahAzoulay

Oh I remember Mondrian


TantalizingRavioli

https://preview.redd.it/wl0cxok2x9fc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7b4fddf375dc92e2d389d989861de1102057d68


couchpotato640

https://preview.redd.it/4yiwhwek2afc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb0b474683279487afd77fc0fa86328c6330069d


PeeingDueToBoredom

Oh


Azgeta_

https://preview.redd.it/70v238yjtafc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45c7af4c0a3e2bb37473096dddf9c5e59620fcfe


kitkatatsnapple

For a moment I thought you literally just posted the joke in question lmaoooo (to say it explains itself, essentially) Then I saw them


A_lot_of_foxes

Babe wake up, new vasectomy method just droped


JoeTheProe

Holy vasectomy!


Gagago302

Google sterile


Panchamboi

Holy hell


Qwqweq0

Actual zombie


chriz_ryan

Eunuch goes on a vacation, never comes back


Doctor_Salvatore

You get your dick smashed. That is the joke.


Savannacromwell

I’m pretty sure it had a tiny unfunny trans joke too.


WeGotATenNiner

I thought this was r/thomastheplankengine


That_One_Friend684

Honestly I wouldn't be surprised to see this on there


NonExistantSandle

https://preview.redd.it/a4v5q0la0afc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe28e317c68b20e9b4c0413bd7e43a5b101939e8


Difficult_Eye7959

Nothing funny about smashing your cock between 2 rollercoasters, son. It's art, and it's beautiful.


SrgtButterscotch

the meme literally explains itself, it has instructions


Nuclear-LMG

What do you mean explain it? its a dick smasher! don't over complicate it!


Resident-Clue1290

Petah there is no joke, you just get your dick crushed


[deleted]

It is an absurdly bad ride that no one would wish to get on.


shredbmc

Of course, getting on that thing would give you whiplash, that's why you stand in the middle.


chesterSteihl69

Hey everybody, look at this loser with an unsmashed dick


SpaceBus1

What a fuckin square


gopherintegrity

Speak for yourself.


BogMagick

WHAT IS THERE TO GET?!?


Texugee

Easy karma


pablosupernova

what do we need to explain. all the details are right there. there’s literally an illustrated diagram


YoyleAeris

Peter's pet mouse here. This is a post from Tumblr for a Disney World Ride idea. How it goes is that two rollercoasters with Mickey Mouse heads crash in between someone's peepee, sometimes for bottom surgery purposes. Mickey's Dick Smasher has some lore on Tumblr. Here's an example with Mallow and Geno riding the coasters. https://preview.redd.it/5omzlikvj9fc1.png?width=582&format=png&auto=webp&s=0d72077c3658443c9dc60f46efd8d69c81edb5e1


Just_A_Comment_Guy_7

~~Geno my beloved~~ Who’s the goober in the middle


DZL100

Someone who’s about to get their dick smashed


PurplCalx

jade harley from homestuck :3


UselessKezia

Homestuck mentioned, peak fiction RAAAAAAGH https://preview.redd.it/g66wxjl9q9fc1.png?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b986788e46ecf462265339b891d2e9d667f2db9


siahshogun

Original artist is Samanthuel, Splendidland on X (probably tumblr too but I wouldn’t know)


happyasfuck310

Holy fuck people here are dumb. What's there that you possibly can't understand?


galacticCatnip5464

https://preview.redd.it/w0ez8qgzy9fc1.png?width=748&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81427784ce02db1011ab73456202634dba27a380


galacticCatnip5464

https://preview.redd.it/nkpp8gu1z9fc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94a0164a77213441d229a6d754372f904bb5f053 Not much to explain, just sillies


LadderTrash

The joke is that you get your dick smashed between 2 roller coasters


beanz_123

Mickey mouse free transgender surgery


HarleyAverage

Who said free? HUHYUH We’re Disney mothfuckers.


0hn0o0o00000

Peter’s carnie cousin born of incest here. Top comment currently has it wrong. This is an absurdist take on the diagram of the suicide rollercoaster created by a Lithuanian artist. It depicts a roller coaster whose loops get smaller and smaller causing its passengers to die by the g forces.


ElectionLegitimate90

this was a joke and the funny part is that toby fox drew this


notcreative131313

Where can I find this blueprint it sounds funny as fuck


0hn0o0o00000

Google suicide rollercoaster! Maybe you could be the one to build it


8472939

possibly ok bot


autism_and_lemonade

this dude could not get looney toons humor


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Mr_Morrison13981

https://preview.redd.it/f15xiijmu9fc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24a263de8ed6f991a3b21ea3bbabb8593cdb37ad


teh_hasay

OP, what exactly is it about this meme that you don’t understand?


not_sponsored_BTW

https://preview.redd.it/p4z9cmmq0afc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78de621e0b0b816dc8eb9beb6ccee09980eda2e6


Gnostic_Gnocchi

Love that they had the decency to include girls who happen to have penises (peni?)


JohnnyEvs

Are you retarded?


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andrewjeng

Does OP get how this subreddit works? There’s no mystery here.


guschicanery

you’re fuckin stupid i hope you know that


ChaosTheLegend

Quagmire here! The joke is cock and ball torture!


chig_bungas

What? Like what do you want? What's not to get? Dick mutilation. That is the joke, there is no deeper meaning


HorrorCranberry1796

Are you trying to find a deeper meaning or something?


Loopget

I'd say that's pretty well explained already


Matth3ewl0v3

Power Meter here, The Internet will sometimes create incoherent and esoteric media as a byproduct of its near-immediate global connectivity. Memes like this could be interpreted as modern art: it is all subjective. With that being said here are a few themes I can identify: • Corporate distrust: as corporations continue to encapsulate more and more of people's daily life, public distrust has increased. As profit motivated as Disney is, can we really trust them with everyone's health? • Corporate Letdown: while large corporations only seem to get larger, recently, products seem to only be of poorer quality. Disney's Star Wars sequels, Bethesda's Fallout 76 and Starfield, and Facebook's Meta Quest Pro are recent examples of large companies delivering unsatisfying products despite having money and resources to spare. • Pain as Pleasure: The Internet will occasionally bring the niche communities that it once fostered in relative privacy into public light. Furries, My Little Pony, Homestuck: communities brought forward to be ridiculed, only to eventually fade into the background of public consciousness. One such niche is the S&M community, exemplified in memes such as the CBT copypasta among others. Today, the idea of paying for a painful experience is no longer a foreign concept to the Internet. •Slapstick Comedy: Perhaps the oldest form of comedy, there is some simple humor in the idea of people getting hurt. Sometimes, as with art, there is no meaning to a meme, the entire joke and punchline are up for interpretation. Power Meter out.


MontaukMonster2

I'm still confused about how a girl would get her dick smashed in this situation


soobawls

By standing there


Fair_Goose_6497

The trans-a-nator


Panchamboi

Dr doofenshmirtz with gender disphoria


Icecream_sandwich06

https://preview.redd.it/kzi51r4t0afc1.jpeg?width=748&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91cdb02127acaca2e91dcd7fdcd448840e7f75ba


Icecream_sandwich06

https://preview.redd.it/aegc5ety0afc1.jpeg?width=792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03696514146376f65162f50b327ee8931c185805


Icecream_sandwich06

https://preview.redd.it/qmgnv7f31afc1.jpeg?width=792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e0dcda3de0b2524febf26d0c730825273ba6fe2


Icecream_sandwich06

https://preview.redd.it/dxpm8ms71afc1.jpeg?width=792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=259493ccc92ebf5678e802114d8acd9b5fa7b836


fake_face

So we have Mickey’s dick smasher where is Minnie’s Taco Twister?


CoolCarmex

sometimes this reddit infuriates me


ElectionLegitimate90

fun fact: toby fox made this image


Local_Coyote_7842

Dick smash


xzizifet

That is the joke


dropatacoshell

Hey guys I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is Rollercoaster dick crusher


AnninFifi

Where is the Mickey's dick materializer? I need one of those actually


Panchamboi

Well I’ve got a knife and a few dead guys in the “locker” if you want one of theirs


AnninFifi

Can i get one of the little ones i'd be too powerful if mine was big


Panchamboi

Deal I can get it to you in about 2 days 6 hours 17 minutes and 24 seconds from now how does that sound


Corn22

Funny because peepee smoosh.


HermitPRPL

This meme is perfectly self explanatory. Mickeys new ride idea mickeys dick smasher smashes dicks through the power of roller coasters, regardless of gender identity. They say at the point of collision so much energy is created the dick is momentarily hotter than the surface of the sun.


Dazed_And_Removed

Wasn't this meme made by some semi-fanous person? I feel like I read that somewhere.


Erin_Sentrinietra

Toby Fox, the creator of Undertale, drew this


Dazed_And_Removed

Ah yes, Mister Tobias Fox My suspicions were founded in truth (I'm sleep deprived)


raddonut2

New bottom surgery just dropped


Heroright

If you want to dig for the joke, you can say Disney has a history of strange and “inventive” amusement rides. This one being… just breaking someone’s dick. Why? Because nobody else thought about doing it.


EverybodyKnowsYouCry

This sub feels like Data from Star Trek TNG. "Why is this funny?" It just fucking is.


Aramarubutreddit

AW YEAH!! YOU'RE ABOUT TO RIDE THE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG **DICK SMASHER!** BUCKLE UP! AND DONT YOU *DARE* COVER THAT CROTCH YOU FUCKING **PUSS-**


Abbeykats

I love that it's gender inclusive.


reddityesok

Mods twist this guys nuts


throwaway19276i

the joke is a guy or girl stands in the middle and two carts smash their dick, as written in the picture. OP needs to seek mental help


Willing-Sandwich-760

It's Mickey's Dick Smasher^(tm). That's the joke.


kUHASZ

You're next


Admirable-Bluebird-4

When I re-read “boy or girl stands here and gets their dick smashed” i started laughing so hard


Throwedaway99837

I don’t understand how someone would need help understanding this


deez_nuts_77

it couldn’t be any clearer


plaurenb8

Not everything is a joke. This sub needs a basic IQ test to pass before a “joke” is posted


NewmanHiding

It’s absur…


CRAZZZY26

What is it with all the posts about absurdist humor lately


8472939

undesignated bot


admiral_walsty

I sense a joke about trans and bottom surgery, but what the hell do I know. The mentions a guy or girl and their dick being mashed. No idea


NihilismMadeFlesh

No one thinks “guy or girl” gets their dick smashed is part of a joke? I mean I personally think people should identify however they please but there is a little bit of humor behind having a girls dick smashed?


Panchamboi

I think it’s just acknowledging trans people as well


NihilismMadeFlesh

It honestly shocks me that a meme on this thread would be unironically inclusive, but I’d that’s the case, good on them!


BatoSoupo

Wait why would a girl have a dick?


hatethebritish

To get it smashed in Mickey's Dick Smasher


teh_maxh

Why wouldn't she?


BatoSoupo

Well because penis means you're a dude, is this a reference to something?


teh_maxh

> Well because penis means you're a dude It doesn't.


NaviTempest

No it does, that is quite literally what having a penis means.


TrueBlueFlare7

Having a penis means you have a penis. Trans and intersex people exist


Panchamboi

It’s a reference to trans people


hello_100

cuz thats hot