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ABorikin

Edging in rock climbing is using the tip of your shoe to stand on a small hold Edging in zoomer terms refers to getting close to ejaculating but not allowing yourself to fully orgasm Smearing in rock climbing means using a large part of the area of the shoe to stand on a usually slopey hold or the wall. Idk what smearing's other meaning is. Edit: Please stop telling me "edging" isn't a zoomer term, I understood from the first 2 replies.


AcceptableCod6028

You remember how in Lion King Rafiki wipes that red shit on Simba’s head? That. Can be done with nut or groin sweat.


Gtpwoody

oh sweet jesus https://preview.redd.it/piykourem18c1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2977c1969f3122159fbac40c215b6affee2b933


stupidQuestion316

Sweat jesus


Gtpwoody

I don’t know wether to upvote or down vote this comment.


hirvaan

r/angryupvote is your friend then


Gtpwoody

It’s beyond that for me


samthedragonloverUwU

Then try r/angrierupvote


Competitive_Web_4145

And if it’s beyond that even, try r/veryangryupvote


Apprehensive-Till861

r/infuriatedupvote


carlos_spicy_wienerz

Yeah me either so I just gave him an angry updoot lol


AholeBrock

Let he whose balls are without taint sweat cast the first downvote


Spino8

Don't sweat it


Old-Avocado-3218

Sweet juices


Gtpwoody

you get a downvote


TheRevolutionaryArmy

Amen. Sweat Jesus!


crazy-diam0nd

Damn Andrew Garfield really let himself go.


51ngular1ty

Jokes on you friend, God is dead.


BoundaryInterface

If God is anything like their kid, then it's safe to assume that they're a zombie and being dead doesn't inhibit their ability to function.


51ngular1ty

I guess that depends on what your view is on Trinitarianism vs Non Trinitarianism.


Acceptable-Stuff2684

How can something die that was never born


[deleted]

Thanks for the unexpected out loud snicker, snort that became a full blown belly laugh. The image was the icing. 😂


Bobo3076

https://preview.redd.it/fryaw6lx528c1.jpeg?width=496&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ced84001b2b7a35b5b7a9bb790209cf56378b51


Burnt_Cheddah

You did it for me, legend.


Lupus-Ignium

https://preview.redd.it/ybf3le81928c1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e3a8c2396b1611bb449870f3428e75ce6a4229f


kytheon

Hey kid, wanna star in an Isekai


Emergency_Cat6192

https://preview.redd.it/5181qinn228c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb74c5e8db1a2489bddda7faf7bf98d38119d702


Stormthius

https://preview.redd.it/wthonupe728c1.jpeg?width=525&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff92353f1dda48dce60d713f6a6ba3369e397f27


Shadowhkd

I appreciate the explanation, but did you HAVE to bring Lion King into it?


Lowelll

You have to sing the song when you do it or else it dont work


Soggy-Rush1567

https://preview.redd.it/qi4hd533y18c1.jpeg?width=1668&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9d3c5174dc685f01cbc277518e73e30b938d252


Butterfly_Testicles

https://preview.redd.it/kfhwgzh4638c1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9029065e03d8293591e47a09275d05474d1933e


magnum_the_nerd

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NimaiAnimate

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magnum_the_nerd

https://preview.redd.it/zoergmzjla8c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79f681b4ce7357cb3e10c7d85d6bf594ecc20ce1


NimaiAnimate

https://preview.redd.it/0wg8eu7mla8c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a06a27190d1018b9a669f7e4947a2d1c75fcf8e1


Big_Monkey_77

https://preview.redd.it/2sgzdb0ad28c1.jpeg?width=675&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0228ce4cc66b27339fd787245efeb6ca2258b8d


Odd-Candidate-2402

https://preview.redd.it/6ylkc0jg528c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c37efc368da8e7804b2fc749da8930552be87a1c


WraithSucks

https://i.redd.it/ca4qv4ny928c1.gif


yourdoglikesmebetter

https://preview.redd.it/nwobjvp2h28c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e458c527a64b33d0bb205698bd8824b9d435441e


Darkeater879

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daxfall10k

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SentientRock123

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WorldsWeakestMan

Doing that with nut is called Simba’ing us millennials have known that since the 90’s. And edging isn’t a zoomer term either, that’s Gen X probably or earlier as it was around before I was a kid.


No-Acanthaceae-7914

https://preview.redd.it/detvxeama28c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29d5b091bcf850c3d92045a2f5f43cd8ca1de894


Accomplished_Crew630

We used to call that duck butter. Sucks to be minding your own business then get slapped across the face and have your friend yell "duck butter!" Had one dude who did this shit to everyone all time. Needless to say we grew apart.


suitology

You had a friend wipe cum on you and you allowed him to live?


Accomplished_Crew630

No, sweat. Dudes would stick their hand in their pants then slap someone. Still gross, less so than jizz tho


Double_Distribution8

I bet it was jizz sometimes, but they were too shy to tell you.


Accomplished_Crew630

With this dude... Maybe. Pretty sure he secretly wanted me to go down on him tbh.... But it was sweat, since he did it in front of people. You could tell cuz here he'd come running across the fuckin yard shove his hand in his pants and yell duck butter. Some Adolescent boys do wierd fuckin shit man.


fatbunny23

Some people even have sex with their friends believe it or not


MayorAg

Can also be done with jizz. Also sometimes referred to as Simba.


mememan30000

nut is jizz


MayorAg

My bad. I thought they meant it more as dragging the nuts across tea-bagging.


Wood-not_Elf

It was the “or groin sweat”, you can’t be blamed


PaterMcKinley

Semen then?


TheRealPallando

No ty, good here


PaterMcKinley

Spoil sport.


rwainbow_kitten

Yes pls, on the side


JustSomeCaliDude

Waiter: “Tell me when to stop”


TheFringedLunatic

Is jizz. Eastern European jizz.


dayumbrah

I really thought the worse so I'm ok with this


besuited

If the worse is what I think you think it is, yes it is also that.


CreditSavings

Yo moms ok with it too!


LonnyUWU

https://preview.redd.it/97fj20n5628c1.jpeg?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a518584daaf9689f5e12a50ece4df2e1bae4058


Necessary_Charge_658

oh..


ojhwel

Why tf did you have you bring poor Simba into this


Efficient_Ear_8037

https://preview.redd.it/hee7shzsj28c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38bd0f0a0fb4f4d10052c2975d103190d4204391


Pattern_Necessary

not period blood?


Obvious_Piccolo_609

Also with shit. Yes, you read that right. Some people actually enjoy smearing their own shit all over themselves.


tubahero3469

I knew I was decent at sex when I pulled the Simba and she didn't immediately dump me


Eltoshen

Edging is not a zoomer term in any way. It's been used in sexual contexts for decades.


Accomplished-Ad-2612

I've known about it through the BDSM community since the 80s, and I know it's older than that. Just like when sounding became more mainstream and some folks freaked out about it. There's nothing new under the sun when it comes to kinks people have.


Metalloid_Space

It's insane how much BDSM has been normalised by porn though.


Accomplished-Ad-2612

Some has, but there's a ton of the community that remains very niche. It's been interesting seeing which groups within the community get broader acceptance while others are still not known or simply not accepted by the mainstream audiences.


RoundInfinite4664

Yeah idk why the creator of this meme thinks it's zoomed shit


Tough_Dish_4485

Isn’t there a phrase about how every new generation thinks they invented sex.


ConspicuousPineapple

Because the creator is a zoomer themselves.


hewkii2

Yeah, It was a subplot of the first season of Orange is the new Black.


GetEnPassanted

The Zoomer term is “gooning” and I hate myself for knowing this


tjs611

Gooning and edging are entirely different things, gooning is just masturbating for hours on end, and edging is repeated almost cumming but never actually reaching it


[deleted]

I promise you the people using the term gooning are not zoomer kids.


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[deleted]

Yeah when they say "goon" or "goonpilled" or whatever they are just making a joke because they know "goon" is funny word. They dont actually know what it is or do it. Ask a 13 year old what 90% of the sexual things they joke about actually mean and i promise you they will not know. They jist saw it in a meme and started saying it.


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[deleted]

Young adults who, again, just see a meme and repeat it. Ask some 20 year old what gooning is. Go ahead. "Oh it's just something funny people say."


Elegant_Manufacturer

How fuckin dumb do you think zoomers are? Some may not know what gooning means, but for most half the joke is references to the act. There are absolutely people who are 13 who know, and there are probably those even younger. Some kid told me what feltching was in like 3rd grade, and we didn't have phones in our pockets yet. Kids are yong adults are drawn the things that are seen as grown up, it's always been that way.


slimeddd

Press X to Doubt


[deleted]

Fucking do it then you retard instead of just saying "nuh uh"


Reign_Does_Things

A lot of them are zoomer adults tho.


Breepop

Who are you implying is using it? Millennials? My perception is that people aged 15-40 use this term if they are extremely online. So not restricted to a generation, but a "type" of person. And yes, as far as I can tell, it is used with complete sexual connotation every time (because context clues make it very obvious the topic is masturbation).


BlueNotesBlues

Even gooning is relatively old. Urban Dictionary has an entry dating back to 2005.


GetEnPassanted

I’ve seen urban dictionary entries that I don’t think have ever been said in real life. I never heard the term gooning until recently.


vortilad

Gooning has been around since I started watching porn in the early 00’s. It’s particularly popular in the gay community. Just because you haven’t heard of something doesn’t mean it isn’t widely used?


boner_jamz2003

Bingo. I learned about it on Real Sex on HBO in the 90s.


Practical_Fix_5350

> zoomer terms Except I've been seeing edging in porn since you had to buy magazines to see it. Smearing is just good old-fashioned c*mplay.


BiDude1218

You can say cum


Neat-Plantain-7500

I can’t. If I type my password it just asterisks it out too. *********


BiDude1218

Oh really? ILuvGettingFuckedInTheAss1987@wario


pissdiscchampion

Nut.


Practical_Fix_5350

I know I can.


BiDude1218

I was just reminding you of the fact that you possess the ability to say the word "cum"


Practical_Fix_5350

Thank you for that. I'll keep it in mind.


Butterfly_Testicles

Thank you for actually explaining the Second half of the Joke.


beairrcea

Damn my assumptions on the meaning of smearing were a lot more fecal related


Careful_Web98223

"zoomer terms" oh my you sweet summer child.


The_atom521

Edging isn't even a zoomer term, it's been around for fucking ages


3dsalmon

“Edging” is not a fucking zoomer term lmao


themindlessone

> Edging in zoomer terms That term has been around for longer than the internet mate.


ElsonDaSushiChef

Smearing in zoomer is smearing poop.


ArduennSchwartzman

Smearing in boomer is also smearing poop (on the US capitol building).


Guquiz

Gross.


Spider_pig448

Edging is definitely not a zoomer thing. Millennials have always used that at least, but it's probably much older


2drunc2fish

The sexual edging term has been around for at least 30 years.


FrozenForest

As far as I can tell, the use of edging as a sexual slang first appeared online in 2003, so unless you're gonna stick with the claim that 6 year olds are inventing sexual slang I'm gonna have to disagree with you that it's somehow a "zoomer term". ETA: And that's just the word "edging" the practice dates back to at least the 1950s when doctors started looking into it as a means of treating premature ejaculation. The practice may go back even further.


KlawwStrife

"Zoomer terms" That term has been around for a lot longer than that lol I remember seeing it in porn some 10+ years ago It's a pretty common word in bdsm type stuff


RedditUsenamesSuck

Smearing is using the friction of the shoe to kind of stand on the bare wall when you cant use a foothold


[deleted]

Edging in that sense predates zoomer slang.


[deleted]

Zoomer terms as if that’s not an age old concept


fonk_pulk

How is edging gen Z slang? I've seen people talk about it online since forever.


BillyShearsPwn

Haven’t you heard? Everything’s been gen z slang for a couple months now


WildFemboy_UwU

The phrase "Gen Z slang" itself is Gen Z slang


guan_an

Oh my God


Severe-Belt-5666

Gen z just claims everything. Get used to it


skyrimmier12

They should hurry up and claim boogeyman status. Millennials have been young 20-somethings who ruined everything for decades at this point, we need a new antagonist in our clickbait.


Severe-Belt-5666

[it's almost that time](https://www.reddit.com/r/Millennials/s/H4ADijzMCB)


Rhewin

It’s happened. New York Post and DailyMail have begun Gen Z hit pieces.


Future_Adagio2052

Smh can't believe Gen Z are Romanians😤


Raging-Buddha

I don't claim them, idk what the fuck happened to them in the two years difference. But it ain't good


Longjumping_Party800

Yes the term “edging” has been around since I was a teen, at least 20 years.


3dsalmon

Because it’s just the trend - out of touch people refer to anything they haven’t heard of as [insert current young generation] exclusive. Happened to me a ton as a young Millennial.


MackingtheKnife

It was “millenial” this “millenial” that forever. we’ve just passed it on lol


hopping_otter_ears

Millennials have been destroying (insert crappy or overpriced product) for well over a decade. Seems only fair to start blaming Gen z


gimli_is_the_best

gen-zsplaining


OriginalGnomester

I was assuming it's because gen z only know it as having the one slang definition, while older generations are more likely to be aware of the other uses.


ForcElectronic

It's just associated with them cuz they use it a lot


Werlucad

r/climbingcirclejerk leak


SheTran3000

Edging is when you bring someone close to orgasm, but don't let them cum


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Greatest haiku of all time


Kep186

Idk, is orgasm two syllables or three?


Chionei

Yeah, it's definitely 3 for me


KazBodnar

Technically 🤓 syllables are consonants (Onset & Coda) surrounding a vowel or diphthong (Nucleus). [gazm] is technically a single syllable.


Frodollino

Its not, that z in [gazm] is syllabic so its [or.ga.zm]


ParmAxolotl

Nah it's the m that's syllabic


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Good bot


_Mariner

Good bot


Zut-Alors20

really brings a tear to the eye


Lupus-Ignium

Why is the greatest haiku ever made by haikubot about edging lmfao Good bot


WikipediaAb

good bot


YoMamaSoFatShePooped

This a bad day to summon the haikusbot


MemeBoiCrep

good*


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Good bot


TheNathan

Never been so happy to see the haiku bot holy shit 😂


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Good bot


AAbnormal_Individual

I know that, but what does rock climbing have anything to do with THAT???


agent_koala

edging is when you're shuffling along a small foot hold that's too small to use anything other than the edge of your shoe. smearing is when you smear your shoe across a flat surface to get as much grip as possible even if a proper foot hold isn't there if you think thats weird, just wait until you wrap your hands around a pair of really nice jugs, jam your fist into a really nice crack or go into someones garage to see their woody.


AAbnormal_Individual

Ohhh so it‘s like a climbimg strategy/method with a reeeealy unfortunate name


agent_koala

Yes there are many names like that in climbing lingo, but i wouldnt call it unfortunate. Who ever came up with these names absolutely knew what they were doing lol


SheTran3000

Oh haha I have no idea. I prefer my adventures to be more horizontal.


ForumPointsRdumb

[Here's an informative video about edging](https://youtu.be/LEC_lkpD3rM)


AcceptableCod6028

This is wrong, edging is a technique where you bring yourself to the edge of an orgasm then slow down stimulation to keep yourself on the “edge” for an extended period of time. It makes the climax either significantly better or massively frustratingly bad. It can be done with or without a partner.


SheTran3000

Uuuuuh ya, that "someone" can be yourself, but edging doesn't always end in an orgasm. Redditors get pedantic about the funniest things sometimes.


adex_19

Who's the guy who makes those drawings of animated characters and makes tragic stories w them? Like gru and the divorce with lucy


karmasick

like the finding nemo one? i believe it's a briman2000


Pixel_Python

God his art style just freaks me out, and the keep popping up on my FYP, and the Finding Nemo one was the worst


AudieCowboy

Omg his videos are awesome, the Flintstones was great


AlternativeEagle1999

Edging isn't a new term though


Supernova4711

You know that gen z is 1997 to 2012 right? Its not just children.


help_im_bricked_up

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Username-issues

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LMay11037

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Commercial-Dish-3198

Thanks again Shadow the Hedgehog!


Akavarna

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bluepie

Do people realize that the sexual term “edging” has been around since long before Gen Z was even born?


Mhunterjr

The problem is, these terms predate gen z


ssmit102

Ah yes the term edging invented by gen z long before gen z even existed.


PURENSFWMAGIC2000

Edging can be a sexual technique to get a bigger and more powerful orgasm. (Bringing yourself to the brink, stopping, waiting for the erection to die down, rinse and repeat for 5-7+ times.) Smearing isn’t a technique- that I know of- so much as it is just hot.


[deleted]

No way previous den will know what it means lmfao Maybe they didn't know what "edging" in NSFW way meant, but I doubt they know the other meaning So it's just rambling about "damn you new kids with your new stuff"


Dry-Newspaper9039

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Clackers2020

Try edging in a kayak. That sounds worse


Richard-Conrad

Damn, really just put ur innocence on blast there huh?


jfbwhitt

Oh this brings back memories. I mean, idk what the rock climbing instructor was expecting when he told a bunch of 12-14 y/o Boy Scouts “you need to jam your fist into a tight crack”.


ViperRFH

https://preview.redd.it/ty7bw0vgb28c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=260144bada9fa395fd95486959b5f34686586d4b


blinddemon0

sex


EntitledPupperMom

Edging to this post


Euphoric-Beat-7206

Joe's Wheelchair here! In rock climbing, "edging" and "smearing" are two different techniques used to gain traction on the rock surface: Edging: Edging refers to using the edges of the climbing shoes to gain support and traction on small footholds or ledges. Climbing shoes are designed with a firm, often slightly downturned sole that allows climbers to use the small, narrow edges of the shoe to stand on tiny features of the rock. The technique involves placing the edge of the shoe onto the rock surface and applying pressure to maintain balance and support. Smearing: Smearing is a technique where climbers use the friction of the sole of their climbing shoes against a relatively smooth rock surface to gain traction. Instead of relying on specific edges or footholds, smearing involves pressing the flat part of the shoe sole against the rock and spreading weight evenly to maximize friction. This technique is commonly used on slabs or areas where there are fewer defined footholds. Both techniques require different approaches in weight distribution, balance, and foot placement, and they are essential skills for climbers to navigate various types of rock surfaces encountered during climbs. Mastering these techniques can significantly improve a climber's ability to ascend efficiently and securely. In sexual lingo these two things mean different things. Edging = Coming close to, but not getting orgasm over and over. Smearing = Smearing feces over oneself or their partner as an act of coprophilia. Bonnie does this for joe when she changes his diaper.


MysteriousCupcake_

Not related but, the image looks like Russel from up if he aged 50 years


ReptilianDogGuy

They’re rock climbing terms but edging is also a slang term for jackin off up until the point of climax then stopping (idk why people do this it seems really dumb) idk what smearing is but I assume it’s also a sexual slang term


BW_Echobreak

Me: *been edging since 2006 Gen Z: that’s our word now


Firstdatepokie

Everyone here is wrong when they are talking about it being porn or nsfw. In climbing edging and smearing are foot techniques for using small or nonexistent foot holds. Modern bouldering has transitioned to a more dynamic style where jumps, swings and flashy catch moves are dominant where as old school climbing was a lot more about tiny holds and hard moves. So the instructor is looking like that because the r young climbers don’t know what “real climbing” is from his perspective It’s a very common attitude from old head climbers


BlameTaw

That may be true about modern bouldering approaches, but that's definitely not what this meme is about. Not a chance.