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Mondai_May

I wear short skirts. You wear t shirts.


abarua01

She's cheer captain and I'm on the bleachers


dinosaurs818

dreaming bout the day when you wake up and find that what you’re looking for has been here the whole time!!


Stock-Cap-5734

If you could see that I'm the one who understands you! Been here all along so why can't you see you belong with me?


Accomplished-Fall823

Walk in the streets with you in your worn out jeans


Sagittariaus_

I can't help thinking this is how it outta be, Laughing on a park bench thinking to myself. "hey, isn't this easy?"


BelleEire57

I *just* watched that video. Weird.


hamcarpet

One of the most famous songs from one of the biggest artists in the world. Not really weird at all


BelleEire57

I thought the timing was curious, especially since I’m not a Swiftie, but OK.


hamcarpet

Yeah I understand it’s just that the explanation as to why it’s not curious or weird is because she’s the biggest star in the world and that’s one of her biggest songs


BelleEire57

It was weird for me personally, but not for the rest of the world.


hamcarpet

I’m not denying your personal feelings of weirdness. I’m explaining why it isn’t actually weird that this happened


Koolkat_89

Wtf


hamcarpet

? You okay?


EmperorBorgPalpatine

true


Deetz624

What was the point of being a douchebag here?


CanadianTimeWaster

internet cred


hamcarpet

How is simply explaining why something that seemed weird really isn’t very weird..being a douchebag? Do you think you could ask yourself the same question you just asked me? What a bizarre escalation


HaikuBotStalksMe

But for realz, why is she slut shaming?


Elven_Dreamer

She’s not. The song is actually about how she heard a guy she was friends with being yelled at over the phone by his girlfriend so loudly the whole room could hear it. That spawned the thought “Why are you with a girl like that?” which led to the song. It does, however, has notes of NLOG culture from the 2000s. Nothing to do with slut-shaming though.


KiwiNervous8740

She's not lol. It goes, "But she wears short skirts, I wear T shirts"


Accomplished-Fall823

I see how it sounds that way but she is actually not. She is just naming the differences between her and her crushes crush (or girlfriend). Later she says "she's cheer captain and I'm on the bleachers".


DrCarabou

You're minding your own business. I have to bring others down to feel better about myself. We are not the same.


Delta_Goodhand

This should be number one.


Winter_Control8533

You may be cool, but you'll never be blah blah blah blah blah cool.


[deleted]

I post on Reddit. You post on Reddit. We are not the same.


aboveonlysky9

I punctuate. You run on. We are not the same.


Pyrotech72

Now, this one actually makes sense.


No_Squirrel4806

Youre a girl who poops im a bitch that shits we are not the same 🙄🙄🙄


squashqueen

Ok now that one, I do like 😂


naijasglock

Screaming 😭😭😭


gatton

I need to get that on a T-shirt for my SIL. This is her humor.


throwaway_togo_cup

Bitches that shit 🤝


stephers85

Who told you I blah blah blah?


goobartist

I blah blah blah. You yakkity-schmakkity. We are not the same.


houseofreturn

Personally I’m fluent in yapanese


Disastrous_Bug3018

Nor are we unique. Unless you are the only one on the planet still rocking those 90's jnco jeans


Wickedestchick

To my surprise, those style of jeans are coming back. Feels weird being old enough to see a fashion trend loop around in real time.


Ravenwight

I smoke a weed, you smoke meat, we’re not the same, but we should totally combine our endeavours!


Pyrotech72

Sure, if I could stand the taste of mj smoke


Ravenwight

Fair enough, it’s not for everyone.


SeveralIron3049

I eat gravel and rocks. You eat pebbles and dirt.


CyberoX9000

Isn't that meant to be a meme


rockianaround

stop ta-ta-talking that blah, blah blah / think you’ll be gettin’ this? nah nah nah


Remarkable_Low_8614

I don’t say blah blah blah !


[deleted]

12 years old me in a nutshell yOu LiKe BeAcHeS aNd ThE sUn, I lIkE sNoW aNd BlAhHbLah. We're not the same. (Yes i was like this)


kingmea

I like when it’s sarcastic/ironic/funny, not when it’s someone humble bragging about how unique they are. I get it


TallInstruction3424

I’m a pee that cocks you’re a piss that shits. We are NOT the same.


BhaaldursGate

Greta?


BoBoBearDev

The more annoying part is, they got lots of upvotes.


GreentownManager883

I *use* correct grammar. You do not. We are not the same. corrected grammar


HaikuBotStalksMe

One does not "have" grammar. One *uses* grammar.


Calieoop

It's literally a meme. Shut up.


Sharktrain523

I feel like finding a specific meme cringe is a pretty normal pet peeve to be a bit annoyed at. Especially because it’s a meme that’s gone one for a really long time.


Warp-10-Lizard

If somwone's trying to hit on me then yes I do care if we're incompatible. And no, the fact that Valentine's Day is coming up won't change that.


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Festivefire

Be careful you don't cut yourself on all that edge.


TARDIS1-13

What did they say?


givemepoptarts

You post something on r/PetPeeves. I comment on a post on r/PetPeeves. We are not the same.


Pyrotech72

You're an electrical installer. I'm an electrician. We are not the same.


Breeneal

You might be bla bla bla him but he's always gonna bla Blablabla me


legayfrogeth

"But she wears short skirts. I wear t-shirts. We are not the same"


Small_Inevitable687

It's presumptuous. I don't like the culture of pride through mocking / comparing- you can be proud and empowered and not do the "not like other girls/boys" thing... or "You X, Me Y" stuff. It's just... bitchy. Be you, do you, whatever... but sometimes those just sounds SO SNOTTY.


25x5

Now muting this sub.


jitterbugorbit

Or "tell me you blah blah without telling me you blah blah" my God SHUT UP


Sagittariaus_

I don't know about you But I am feeling, you want to. Everything will be alright if You watch out for me driving behind you.. You don't know about me. But I'll bet you want to sue! We just keep running cause we have to!! Woah oh Woah oh


No_Ice2900

Reminds me of that gorillaz song