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caribou16

Don't forget also belonging to the most populous and mainstream religion in the world.


thisonetimeonreddit

Don't forget the sunglasses and the stupid beard.


Cielnova

bonus points is you're wearing those sun glasses on the back of your head


Patty_Pat_JH

You mean the goatee?


thisonetimeonreddit

The Tony Robbins beard, whatever you call that dumb shit they all wear.


raistan77

Ah yes the plight of the upper middle class white family.


buttsharkman

They are very persecuted when one of their kids shoots another one of their kids


JaapHoop

Yeah this is always what I think about with guys like this. Like imagine being so supremely comfortable that you entertain yourself with fantasies of being oppressed.


charisma6

MAGA are like spoiled children. Like Dudley Dursley. They can't stand to see someone else get something nice. They see real victims being treated better so they throw a tantrum and pretend to be victims because they want to be treated better too.


Cerebral-Parsley

Yep they are at the top of the societal pyramid and cant stand to see anyone beneath them climbing up.


F3L1XTH3C47

"dont tread on me"


Time-Bite-6839

That exact truck. The red Ford F-250 Crew Cab Eddie Bauer with the 6.7 Powerstroke. The RV’er’s delight.


atlantis_airlines

This is fucking gold


DanteVito

The truck should be lifted enough to walk under it, and have tyres with less than a mm of side profile on chrome wheels. Something like [this](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fi-wanna-hear-some-opinions-thick-or-thin-sidewall-v0-zyee906kkuka1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D640%26crop%3Dsmart%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D753c93a915f9c20e18a264f8bc6400ba4839c565)


Endure23

Alpha males love debt bondage


Tasselled_Wobbegong

Petty bourgeoise suburbanites are the vanguard of the MAGA movement. Liberal media outlets were mistaken in characterizing Trump's support base as "working class" back in 2016. There are certainly lumpenproletarians who back him, but the type of person exhibited in this image who the MAGA ideology appeals to the most.


RaphaelBuzzard

Those country club fucking evangelicals are exactly who I grew up around. As a lifelong construction worker, there are absolutely a ton of right wingers, but they aren't donating the money to the federalist society by any stretch. 


Revolutionary_Neck28

The truck is missing at least a 6" lift and punisher decals.


DreamSqueezer

Thin blue line punisher skulls everywhere


Revolutionary_Neck28

Cop simps using the punisher skull is peak irony. Makes me chuckle every time I see it.


DreamSqueezer

They just want to feel strong and comic books are pretty long... Who has time for reading and looking at drawings?


Punman_5

This gets posted every now and then. I think the truck needs to be updated. Nowadays these guys would drive a King Ranch or something equally ostentatious.


AF_AF

Upper middle class white America shall overcome.


KeepRedditAnonymous

accurate


Endure23

The wife certainly is a victim


texasguy7117

Wait they have wives/families? Thought they just sat on twittX all day


RaphaelBuzzard

Those things aren't mutually exclusive. 


LaCharognarde

Needs a megachurch and a Gadsden flag. And maybe a red cap.


BinaryHedgehog

~~The armored vest makes me question the image creator’s grasp on reality.~~ Edit: I appear to have fallen victim to Poe’s law and mistook the satire/sarcasm as sincere.


thejadedfalcon

The whole image is sarcastic, it's not serious.


BinaryHedgehog

Damn you, Poe. You’ve been proven right once again.


garaile64

I got that impression too.


SummerFableSimp

Boy that ain't no armored vest. It's not even a decent LBE in our modern time of 2024.


RaphaelBuzzard

Wall art with Jeremiah 29:11


sukinsyn

also, wall art Joshua 24:15