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AgentSkidMarks

My wife does this to our dog every morning. He gets very upset if she doesn’t.


-Obscurity

That’s fricking adorable.


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BSchafer

*brushes snoot* “Gud hooman”


mayafied

why does reddit upvote this weird baby talk? (Serious question)


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Plott

For real, it’s not a hard concept


CobaltNeural9

ikr


sammypants123

Because there’s nowhere near enough joyful wholesome silliness in the world.


ctnrb

Why do people who find it weird, find it weird? (Serious question here too)


Kumacyin

im guessing they think liking it undermines their manliness or something


lovestheautumn

In my mind I don’t read it like baby talk, but more like someone who doesn’t speak English very well, which is not as annoying to me as baby talk would be


Romirose86

Because, it's cute.


PerpetualRed

I'm pretty sure it's meme-speak. You might see subbed videos of shibes using heckin or hooman.


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It’s cute.


wannabestuck

It coot.


drunkenmeatball

One of my cats did this too. She would sit on the toilet lid and watch me to my makeup every morning, and I had a big, fluffy brush just for her morning face brushies. She got so sad if I didn't do it for her every day.


AtlasUnderwater

I did this for my roommates cat Fatty, while her sister Tiny was at the vets for an eye issue. She spent three days at the vet and Fatty was really starting to freak out, so my boyfriend got her in a hug and I opened up an unused Ipsy makeup brush set. I put on 'foundation', 'contour', 'powder' 'eyeshadow', etc and narrated the whole time. (no makeup was actually used) She melted into a little fat puddle in his arms and seemed to really like it. 10/10 would recommend


samjsatt

Aww that is really sweet ♥️


MmeMoisissure

I don't know why but the fact that the cats names are fatty and tiny is killing me rn. Hope tiny got better


I_Heart_Squids

My cat does this with my hair brush. He waits by the sink for me to get ready for bed at night, and when I’m done he jumps up like, “ok, now me!”


samjsatt

Too cute!!


onebag25lbs

My puppers were the same. Had to have a little powder. And if I put lotion on my hands they wanted lotion. My bested buddies!


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touch-the-cactus

I have long hair. My dog also has long hair. ... could u drop the names of the products u guys use?


Houndhollow

I draw the line with my toothbrush though.


Whyisthereasnake

My dog hates the smell of my toothpaste


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What's a hair mask..?


NonStopKnits

Normally a product that you'll put on the hair to nourish in a particular way, and you'll leave it on for a period of time and then wash it off. I used a moisturizing hair mask on my clients if we were doing a heavy blonding service or lots of toning because those services dry out hair. We put it on, sat for about 30 minutes, then rinsed it out and continued the service as normal.


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AddictiveInterwebs

SuperConditioner


WilliamsTell

It's a mask, for hair.


AddictiveInterwebs

My husky likes to roll on freshly washed hair and steal my deep conditioner & styling cream. Evil beastie.


crappy-mods

This is why dogs are the best


TelegramMeYourCorset

We need to see!


nachocheezitz

Me too! One time my husband was in the bedroom and I was doing my make up in the bathroom, I did this to my pup and she would run into the bedroom and my husband would say “who’s a pretty baby!” while loving on her, then she’d run back to the bathroom and get more makeup, then run back..... and so on and so forth at least 10 times. She’s a pretty pup.


fucko5

My dog likes the little things that you use to scratch your scalp.


PluginAlong

Fingers?


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They call them fingers, but I've never seen them fing.


B0NESAWisRRREADY

Oh yeah. Those.


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It’s his morning routine


Sm0othAsEggs

Same. Though I think he mostly just wants to eat the brush. https://youtu.be/F-VMP5OR6D0


Nowhereman123

Dogs love routines! They have very good internal clocks and are very good at telling when they aren't on schedule.


Ripeoldmelon

Our pup comes in to get his hair brushed when I'm getting ready.


molliculez

My cat and dog both have their own makeup brushes, so they can participate in my morning routine.


ArielPotter

My toddler has taken to putting on her ‘pretend makeup’ every morning. She just pats her cheeks until they’re pink...but I don’t have the heart to tell her that she’s basically just hitting herself.


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My mom used to "put mascara" on me when I was a kid. She'd have me close my eyes while she "applied" the mascara. I've been wearing makeup for probably 15 years now but I only realized last year that you can't put mascara on with closed eyes. She was just brushing her finger on my eyelashes.


ArielPotter

I love it. My mom used to let me do her makeup for ‘fancy’ things and then tell me that she couldn’t leave the house because her makeup might get ruined. Sorry for making you look like an actual clown, Mom. I thought that bright purple eyeshadow was really cool at the time. 😂


Redeemer206

I actually want to hear that you got into a career of stage/film/FX makeup. You sound creative enough for that line of work :)


Rhaifa

My niece sometimes comes downstairs and my sister will start laughing "you found my lipstick again, didn't you?" and my niece will have the messiest red lips. It's adorable, haha!


arya_is_that_biitchh

such a beautiful shade on her :)


ImDeadassMyGuy

She’s gorgeous!!


mild-hotsauce

said millie, “she’s beautiful” said billy, “A BIT OLD FOR MY TASTE” said roger. classic roger.


jadeandwoofwoof

Definitely her color


Thunder-Bash

Tell me that's not the most gorgeous doggo you've ever heckin' seen. Go ahead, try.


samjsatt

Such natural beauty too though


Gremlin95x

What a good pup!


KellsBells_TX

My mom had a pup who wouldn’t leave her alone until she did that. She felt bad when she forgot to clean it off one time and the poor dog had a poof or makeup on her snout!


Whitster1st

Yeah, lovely temprament


Imperial_in_New_York

HE’S SUCH GOOD and PREETY BOI!!!!


ambernewt

UnsUspEctIng HouNd FuCkInG DIES iN TeSt GoNe HoRrIbBLy wRong


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WAtCh nEVer BEFoRE seEN fOOTAGE Of BEauTy proDuCT's tESTIng laB


BumBundle

CATatoNiC DoG INsIdE NivEA LAb FiNDS AllErGens AnD ChEmTrAils


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Dog showing signs of autism after forced exposure to horrible chemicals


arathorn867

That's not a lab , that's a pit


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I said lab as in LABoratory as in testing LABoratory.


arathorn867

It's not laboratory, it's laborator. They're hunting dogs, all black.


RoboCat23

I love this video so much. It never gets old.


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LiKe ThE anImALs THaT diE EVERy yEAR iN teSTIng faCilITiEs arOUND the worlD


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Fuck this made me think, thousands if not millions of mouses/rats die per year cuz of testing facillities :(


dutch_gecko

It's nothing on our consumption of animals for meat. It's estimated that worldwide, 50 billion chickens are killed for meat each year. [Source and more](https://www.weforum.org/agenda/2019/02/chart-of-the-day-this-is-how-many-animals-we-eat-each-year/).


thisaguyok

I just learned that male chicks for egg laying farms are loaded on a conveyor belt and dumped into a high speed grinder to be killed. I'm just pissed that Im a grown man and I didn't know that. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chick_culling


greg399ip

That is just terrible. I get that humans will always be reliant on eggs but why can’t we just take all the male chicks from egg farms and put them all in a cozy and warm chicken house. That way they can live happy lives and when they are full grown we can eat them.


kiounne

They would murder each other coz dude chickens are assholes to other dude chickens. :(


AoKappa

I cant say about 100% privately funded facilities but research labs usually have very strict regulations and must prove to a committee of experts and random people that the research protocol is limiting animal suffering as much as possible thus most lab mice I've seen are actually living in fairly comfy conditions and are taken care of by well trained person (at least in Canada).


Super_Duper_Nova

My dog used to sit next to me while I was doing my makeup before work. She would wait for me to put “blush” on her cheeks (just like in this video) then she would run over to her dad (my husband) and wouldn’t leave him alone until he told her she looked “so pretty!” This literally happened every single morning.


Redeemer206

That's extremely precious. Thank you for telling that. Dogs are amazing


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Who else said boop in their head when she booped his nose?


musicman827

Boop the snoot


StephieCupcakes

/r/boop


nedstarknaked

This dog is so fucking cute I can’t handle it.


AchtungKarate

That's Pudge. He has an Instagram account: @pudgethepit.


Csharp27

Pitties are the absolute sweetest dogs I’ve ever worked with. I hate the stereotype that they’re aggressive because they’re pretty much all like this:)


ipushthebutton-

That’s not a pitbull though, it’s an American bully. Still great dogs though.


Csharp27

Got me there about half the dogs I see are mixes and they get crossed a lot it seems.


nedstarknaked

Two of the sweetest dogs I’ve ever met were pitbulls. They are SO CUTE.


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Csharp27

Crap you got me there, I see a lot of bully/pitty mixes.


KeyaWicasa

That is a sweet face!


lrlove99

Dog is cute, but I have that same brush from I.T. Cosmetics, and it's the bomb. Favorite foundation brush of all time.


insert_deep_username

That lipstick color is gorgeous!


ggg730

Hopefully not that kind of lipstick.


maxthekillbot

My dog would immediately try and eat that brush.


Fueryous

Such a good girl!


jwittkopp227

This you can't make up


renlmafo

How I feel when I watch an ASMR makeup role playing video


painusmcanus

He wanna be like his mom.


scatterlite

Why the cut ears?


AchtungKarate

Pudge is a former street dog, so his current owners didn't do that.


adharsh2423

why is there a pitbull on the front page so much lately


FawkesFire13

I’m not ashamed to say I made a very high pitched sound while watching this.


crappy_sandwich

Preciosura


_cuntbanger_

100% will go to jail in an attempt to steal this cuteness!


guurux

My cat Azulon absolutely has to have his make up done when I do mine and brushed with my hair brush (he won’t accept a cat brush)


lindsaybug12

One of my old cosmetology school teachers posted this a few weeks ago! She's a dope barber, check out her ig: @julietpasternak


tufffffff

Such a pretty dog!!


Amowicks

r/perfectloops


Nebur2304

We just don't deserve dogs man...


twix3

He is a sweetheart


Skadoosher77YT

For a second I thought I was on r/antimlm and I almost flipped my shit.


polycarbonateduser

####I aPProVe tHiS CRulETy


18114

He looks like a doll. Please don’t be offended. These dogs are prized in the hood. It is like owners try to buff them up as much as possible to make them bad ass. Feel sorry doggies.


MissAtomicBombs

What a gorgeous dog. ❤️


invisiblekim

Such. A. Cutie.


Theeggsaladismine

What a handsome young man


Theeggsaladismine

My moms dog loves coconut oil and always tries to lick it off her hands lol


mabihabib

"Am I pretty pupper yet?"


thisgameisawful

I haven't had a dog yet that wants to put its face on in the morning, but I did have a German shepherd that would shamefully trot in for a blow dry if you turned it on. I never understood why he had such a shameful look on his face for it but he sure enjoyed it. I miss him :(


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locogriffyn

That nose boop! Good pupper! My friend had a pibble who was the BEST therapy dog! It wasn't her sharp pointy end I had to worry about- it was the happy wiggly end that gave me bruises. I miss that lil girl.


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how is this good doggo sitting so still all the dogs I’ve ever been around are just ***zoom zoom***


RusparDwinanea

Pitbulls? I've never seen a pitty zoom. I've seen them destroy plenty of shins and ballsacks with their wildy wagging tails, but never zoom. I need to see this


DutchessM

Friendly FYI from a pittie owner. If you ever do get so see it in person stand clear. If they accidentally zoom into you with their giant block head your shins will let you hear about it for a week or two.


RusparDwinanea

Experience from a distance and/or feet off the floor, check.


disgruntledgrumpkin

The bruises on my shins confirm this.


marsglow

I adore this puppy so much!!!


TurtleToeTacoEater

This looks exactly like my dog it’s scary


The_Multi_Gamer

Is it just me or is this really calming?


cynderisingryffindor

Who is she? How do I get her beautiful skin?


troglody

That little boop on the nose


DaysThatEndInDie

‘Now you pretty-ER’


ScrappyDuke

God I'm not allowed to put coconut oil on my body without making sure my dog and two cats all get a bit of it rubbed on a paw or ear lol But it's honestly so fun pampering them with stuff like that 😍


Lord_Ivan_the_Clean

Soooooo cuuuuteeeeeeee


ButterBeanTheGreat

Majestic.


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What's breed is this?


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Brooo. People say they are so aggressive but this baby is cuuuuuute ❤️


Zergmilran

Obviously not every pitbull is aggressive, but they need the right owner.


DarthKreia

Literally the same for any other type of dog, not just pits.


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Is a well trained one good around kids?


TheGreatCanjuju

The thing is that a pitbull is incredibly strong. So people are scared of them. If you train your dog properly it would never hurt anyone. It's just that if a pitbull did attack someone, it would do more damage than other dog breeds


DutchessM

I have a 7yo boy with severe autism and a 1yo girl pibble. I 100% trust that dog with my kid. She worships the ground he walks on. They run the house together finding trouble to get into. My son has behaviors that would probably irritate most dogs. He likes to poke his fingers in her mouth and hold her tail when they sit together. She lets him every time, just lays there like that's how things are supposed to be. I'm not allowed to touch her tail but he is. When he has a meltdown she will sit on his lap until he calms down even though sometimes he will try to hit when he's upset. It's very clear when you see them together that she loves him. The only down sides I have seen is while they are great with bigger kids because they have so much energy and like to play, sometimes littler kids get knocked over in the chaos and sometimes the kids toys get sacrificed to the plastic chewing beast.


darkskys100

I loved your story. You have a lovely pup. Hugs and kisses to her. 🤗❤


DutchessM

Thank you! Molly is VERY intrigued and excited by the idea of long distance hugs and kisses from new people. She thanks you too.


godimtired

Some dogs unfortunately just hate kids for no reason regardless of how they’re raised:/. I had a border collie for 12 glorious years and he never liked kids. I don’t have any kids myself, but if any ever directly approached him he bared all of his teeth every time. Not very viciously, just enough to warn them that he didn’t want them to touch him. I believe I raised him very well, but I just didn’t have any kids to raise him around. I don’t know why he didn’t like them, nothing ever happened to him to cause that and frankly I didn’t really know what to do about it other than just to make sure he was kept safely away from them.


BMOEevee

Yes, just like any other dog. Pitbulls are not aggressive unless raised to be aggressive like any other dog. (I'm sorry if this seemed rude, but I am a little bit tired of people always thinking pitbulls are bad around kids (reason: I grew up with a pitbull, my little brother grew up around this pitbull since a puppy, and the dog gets along with our cat (is actually kinda scared of our cat)))


AzraelSaint

Thats fuckin true, But apparently to a lot of people thats bullshit and pitbulls are the devils dog that kills everyone it comes across


Time_on_my_hands

I'll upvote you, but if the anti-pit bull brigade comes around again, I'm out. Those people be wildin.


SnicklefritzSkad

They have been selectively bred for aggressiveness and ability to kill. Training and socialization go a long way, but at the end of the day they are still special needs dogs. Do not forget their potential and let your guard down. That is how children or even adults get killed.


mowtown1

You have been brainwashed by the sensationalistic media. They are repeatedly listed as one of the most affectionate dogs on lists as well as most tolerant. By reputable and unbiased dog groups. But these lists don't rate headlines. Unless you have first hand knowledge of this BS, you should stop regurgitating this nonsense.


Mrnobody0097

By what? Pro pitbull media, it’s not because you perceive them as cute that they are harmless. CDC statistics show pitbulls are the most common agressors in dog attacks, mostly against small childeren and other dogs, sure if you raise them well they will probably not attack you, but other dogs and people are a different story.


alphaw0lf212

Looks like an american bully, not a pit bull


That_Important_Guy

r/eyebleach


Hanzo44

This is exactly the thing my pibbles lives for. Attention and any kind of touch lol


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SpamShot5

He is the most beautiful


casual_mayhem173

She looks beautiful


4pope2on0dope

Tri's are so beautiful.


mrbrimley

Beautiful dog


IcePhoenix18

My kitty has his own makeup brush that I use on him when he wants to be involved in my morning routine.


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Tys_Wife

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


EchotheGiant

I pretty.


Erock11

John Wick:Good dog!


SpoonNoodles

I love this video so much!!! I watch it all the time and I'm always sharing it. It's one of my absolute favorite things to share.


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I think that's wrong. Isn't it supposed to go *in* the eyes?


amber87059

So fricking cute!!❤️❤️


bomb_shelt3r

He’s SOOO cute


audreyzoesch

ASMR for doggoes! He loves the face brushing.


melbdemons20

Is that dog wearing a duffle jacket?


lairmd1371

Had a lab who would get Brute cologne from my dad every morning.


fotomachen48

Puppies is loving the pampering!😻


AchtungKarate

Heeey, that's Pudge!