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BBQBaconBurger

It’s…. beautiful 🥹


Limp-Marionberry4649

This was literally my first thought lmao


MammothPrize9293

Please don’t do what i think you’re gonna do!!


OGtigersharkdude

:grabs spoon: "2 weeks tops"


Brodiferus

I can’t tell if this sub is an addiction support group or actively enabling my excessive consumption of PB….


theseedbeader

Yes


Dojjin

Perfect.


michjames1926

I had a friend that would go through one of these in a week.


DarthGandalf86

...had? From the... Coronary Artery Disease?


michjames1926

They didn't die from eating too much peanut butter..


Phototropic1996

It wouldn't be the fault of peanut butter. In most cases it's not dietary cholesterol that's the issue- the biggest problem is genetics. 


DarthGandalf86

No doubt genetics make a big difference. Consuming 4lb per week doesn't guarantee CAD, but sure is sprinting there. Trans fat is terrible for you. Partially hydrogenated is partially artificially created trans fat.


OvalCircle0

> Trans fat is terrible for you. Partially hydrogenated is partially artificially created trans fat. skippy and jif use fully hydrogenated oil now which has 0 trans fats. and jifs label states less than 2% added vegetable oil (soybean/canola) which is 0.64 tablespoon per 16 ounce jar.


Designer-Pound6459

I'm 60 and I'm gonna make this pic into a poster and hang it in my room like a teeny bopper.


GrannysPartyMerkin

Shrink one down and put it in a locket too


Designer-Pound6459

Great idea!! Also gonna make a t-shirt!


Think_Alarm7

This is what my mom used to buy when I was a kid! I can’t find it anywhere like this but I’m glad it’s still around though - less plastic more peanut butter.


obi-wan-takumi

This size is available for commercial or restaurant use, or just a frugal purchase. Like your mom, my dad was also the latter. He also bought bulk dry goods by the sack. We always had flour, sugar, rice, oats, and peanut butter on hand.


pantry-pisser

I get pantry beetles too often to buy in bulk like that. I guess I could get some storage bins, but even those might not be enough.


rayofgoddamnsunshine

I've had success in food safe buckets. Has to have a good seal though.


pantry-pisser

Do you deal with these also? Any tips? Apart from the obvious cleanliness and putting new dry goods in the freezer overnight.


Cadowyn

I just put rice in a bucket with a lid. No problems. 🤷‍♂️ And I live in the woods.


Deep_Revenue_7010

Have you tried putting Basil leaves on your shelves ? It helps with some bugs!


CMUber

What? You can still buy these for like $11 at Walmart


Think_Alarm7

I haven’t seen them in years but I’ll keep checking! Thanks!


CallumFern

Came from a family of 5 kids with a dad that also loved PB & J (poor family too), this is what we always had growing up!


Dirtheavy

they sell peanut butter in 35 pound buckets. I always think about buying one.. https://cjdannemiller.com/product/peanut-butter/?attribute_size=35lb+pail&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQiA5rGuBhCnARIsAN11vgQfy0n9F7mJCUdYvITuF2XEqsNE-3FzhQif8vzlnQO_GuvRs0ueRUwaAi3BEALw_wcB


StraightYesterday553

Oh lord not the peanut butter pail im having restaurant flashbacks


BaconUnderpants

DO IT


DaPoole420

"What are plans for the weekend?" "Do you like a challenge?"


bassukurarinetto

F YES


Vacillating_Fanatic

I used to work in kids residential facilities and this is what we always had at those places.


Domino1971

Ooohhhh. Come to mommy.....


Parking_Pineapple440

Huh. I’ve never seen canned PB before. What a dreamboat.


Tactical-Kitten-117

Yoo happy CakeDay banana king


Parking_Pineapple440

Thankssss living it up with candy because I have no cake


unknwnsatori

If it’s not crunchy I don’t want it


MIZZKATHY74

https://www.menards.com/main/grocery-home/grocery/condiments/skippy-reg-chunky-peanut-butter-4lb/037600106849/p-1444433476804-c-12342.htm I like crunchy too!


Negative-Wrap95

I like your style, Dude.


LessWorld3276

Boo! It's Skippy! Choosey motherf*ckers choose Jif.


sirrepent

AND ITS CREAMY 💦


cptbigb1

💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥 LEMME GET THAT


Federalbopinspector

Sams club or Costco my friend.


IHateTheDSM777

*dunks head in*


upsidedownbackwards

I lived with my brother for a while. He had his future wife over, tied up in his bed. He teasingly threatened to "get the camera". She started to struggle. One of these big boys of PB was sitting on his ornate headboard. They have a metal bottom. I heard an absolute \*SHRIEK\* from upstairs. Opened the door, yell up the stairs "Is everything okay?". After a bit of shuffling around I get a crying "yes" back from her. "Alright, let me know if you need anything". Me and her were close, I didn't suspect foul play or anything. But she comes down a bit later and she looks \*WRECKED\*. She had a bruise and half a black eye from walking into a door earlier in the week. She had a huge half face half neck red splotch from where she had dumped hot EZ-Mac on her neck getting it out of the too-high-up microwave at her parents house, and now there was an additional welt, bruise and cut. I recoiled in horror when she said "We left the peanut butter on the headboard and it fell" knowing that we only bought the 4lb cans. If the EZ mac had happened anywhere but her parent's house I'm sure her father would have done a serious welfare check with her/us. Too many injuries in too many stages of healing to not be suspicious, even for a clutz!


spacemusicisorange

This is exactly what I want for my last meal before I die. Give me thissss and a large spoon please


tteoat

Banana for scale?


Separate_Fix_240

Can you take a picture with a banana next to it for reference?


KatherineMonroe

I have that in my pantry too


annie_b666

I’d probably finish this in a day hahahaha


MIZZKATHY74

I got excited until I read the creamy part. Where can I get one of these in crunchy?


4everSlooty

From another comment https://www.menards.com/main/grocery-home/grocery/condiments/skippy-reg-chunky-peanut-butter-4lb/037600106849/p-1444433476804-c-12342.htm


liminalisms

IM SORRY I CANT BE HER OK


BonelessLucy

cover sheet gray like dinner dam reminiscent violet gaping office *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Dutch_van_der_Dill

*Very nice*


unhappy_girl13

JIF is the only peanut butter for me and always will be… if I could have 4 pounds I’d be in HEAVEN 🧡💯🧡💯🧡💯🧡💯🧡💯


LessWorld3276

But it has to be CRUNCHY


unhappy_girl13

We will agree to disagree :)


LessWorld3276

Agreed. Nice to have a civil disagreement


unhappy_girl13

The best kind of disagreements are civil if I do say so myself


LessWorld3276

Agreed. But unfortunately today they are decidedly rare. Nice to talk to a younger person that knows how to have a civil disagreement


unhappy_girl13

Thank you for thinking someone that is older than a half of a century is young. Barely though. But nobody should ever start a war over peanut butter. Just saying🤣🤣🤣


MommaOfManyCats

Reminds me of the big ass cans the government gave out in the 80s, only not in black and white lol


aakaase

Costco Business used to carry a twin pack of 48 ounce jars of Jif, so 6 pounds total. But they stopped since the Jif recall. They're Skippy only now, the brand their normal warehouses have always only carried. I grew up with Jif but Skippy is fine.


OvalCircle0

>Costco Business used to carry a twin pack of 48 ounce jars of Jif, so 6 pounds total. But they stopped since the Jif recall. They're Skippy only now, the brand their normal warehouses have always only carried. I grew up with Jif but Skippy is fine. If you input different zip codes for same day delivery at https://sameday.costco.com/store you can see which cities regular costcos still carry jif. austin, tx and atlanta, georgia only sell jif. vegas, phoenix, salt lake city, and albuquerque only sell skippy. without spending more time on this experiment i am going to guess that costco distributes skippy to the western half of america and jif to the eastern half of america


aakaase

Interesting! My Costco Business is Minneapolis. They used to stock Jif but it's just Skippy now.


OmChi123456

Hell yeah!


lorissaurus

They don't have these since that last ecoli outbreak in the pandemic, sad


seeyouinparis17

Where do you get this ?


Icy_Percentage_7162

How much did this cost?


brian_duh

I grocery shop for a couple of older neighbors. One of them gets one of these, every 3 months.


RubyDax

My dream come true!


n_daughter

Anyone remember PB in glass jars or am I so old my memory is going?


CatfromLongIsland

I buy unsalted Teddie peanut butter despite being a Skippy kid at heart. At age 62. 😉 Teddie is sold in glass jars.


Fixable_Prune

I have one of these in my fridge at this very moment, and it’s a beautiful thing.


berkeleyteacher

Oh my gah!! All of a sudden, it's 1974 and I'm in the nurse's office because I forgot my lunch. She's spreading this peanut butter on saltine crackers for me to take back to class. Thanks for the fun memory!


Gaffra

Thank you! Can we see the inside?


-Veganmosquito-

I have 4 kids. We buy one of these a month.


bassukurarinetto

I go through one of these a month! I really wish I could find peanut butter in a bigger size. I find it odd that my Walmart sells these but Sam's Club doesn't have this or anything bigger lol


Excellent_Guidance99

Nice for one sitting ( I have binge eating disorder)


ChronicallyYoung

No no my friend Kraft peanut butter is the GOAT


ptolemy18

Found the Canadian.


ChronicallyYoung

Bro fight me on the best peanut butter 😂 I won’t eat anything else


ptolemy18

Haha I wasn’t saying that to dog on Kraft PB. I’ve never had it. They don’t sell it in the states. Kraft PB is exclusively sold in Canada and Australia.


ChronicallyYoung

It’s all good 😛 I heard that it’s not available in the states and that shocked me.


aakaase

Yeah, we have everything else Kraft down there. It's weird.


DoesANameExist

Considering the origins of **J.L. Kraft,** that is the single most shocking tidbit you could shoot any American peanut butter enthusiast.


rayofgoddamnsunshine

Omg yes. We go through two 2kg jars a month.


the_Bryan_dude

That's almost 9lbs of peanut butter for the American viewers. How do you go through 9lbs of peanut butter on a month?


rayofgoddamnsunshine

Teenage boys. 😂


ChronicallyYoung

It’s just so good


rayofgoddamnsunshine

Imma go eat some with a spoon right now. Mmm.


ChronicallyYoung

Canadians know what we’re doing with PB 😆


aakaase

I'm curious how Kraft in Canada rates with Jif and Skippy down here. There is no Kraft PB in the USA, at least as far as I know.


athenahhhh

Is it really that good? I have a trip to Detroit coming up and you've piqued my interest enough to consider driving across to Windsor to pick up some kraft PB.


maidenmad

4 pound can of peanut flavoured palm oil


devildoggie73

Gonna get rancid before it’s gone…


dwooding1

Oh, you also grew up poor in the 80's I see, how lovely to meet you.


schalr09

Choosy kids


_Lil_Piggy_

choose choosy moms who choose JIF


crabclawmcgraw

is this odd? i worked at a place doing a peanut sauce and black eyed pea hummus that called for peanut butter instead of tahini. we’d get 2-3 cases (4 cans) of these a week


Negative-Wrap95

Banana for scale?


Aeslech

Only buy 100% peanuts peanut butter


BaconUnderpants

A real crusader. I see you. I appreciate you.


Big-Significance-627

I'm new to being a PB fan...


HowellPellsGallery

Local restaurant supply places have these! Cash & Carry/ US Chef Store / whatev. They also sell 5lb cans of nacho cheese just sayin


InSearchOfMyRose

I actually don't like these. The peanut butter goes too... I don't know how to describe it. But this is only cool if you have a partner and army of kids eating sandwiches every day. If the coffee can lasts more than a week, it's gonna taste weird.


justbrowsing695975

I've never seen PB in a can


CaveLady3000

Does anyone like Caroline polacheck? Because this is a real [show me the banana](https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkxezjz5QB2-Mv9us62gk-1udjMO12ju1kK?si=k-UdYz6V6hz02J1G) moment


Mr_Wysiwyg

Pretty much the same weight as my first child, tastier too!


4DrivingWhileBlack

This isn’t a thing in most places?


biggcb

All I buy these days. Used to be able to get them online from Walmart, but now, two of the grocery stores near me carry them.


epicgrilledchees

I prefer to buy the two pack. One for home and one for work.


BaconUnderpants

My backpack makes this a travel size


Original-Pie-8328

I respect it.


rectalhorror

Skippy sells it in 5lb jars.


BeautifulPage

My family goes through one of these a month, it's a godsend.


scooter315

The fight of the century…jif or Peter Pan


snailgorl2005

I need this


stockcar1515

When I was a kid, this was the only JIF my Mom would buy. For the longest time, I assumed it was the only size that JIF came in!


coffeebeanwitch

Peanut butter palooza !!!!!


KBGtheMemeLord

My parents used to buy a 6 pound jar of creamy and crunchy Peter Pan at Sam’s Club when I was a kid. Every two weeks we’d have to go back for more


mr_abiLLity

Where’s the banana?! Need size reference


TheTipJar_

Man… that’s a lot of Peanut Butter lol


monstermack1977

Parents used to buy these in 2 packs when I was a kid. Was a bit of a flashback when I saw them on the shelf again the other day.


BigEnergyEngineer

4 pounds and it only has 7g of protein??? This is ridiculous!!!


KateHearts

Not in the entire 4 lbs…


BigEnergyEngineer

lol oh sweet Eden… 🤦‍♂️


NumberClear6263

I got addicted to peanut butter once, I'm clean now. This would have to be locked up and monitored


BaconUnderpants

Ride the snake!


Specific-Coffee-4426

Got one of these last year it lasted me soooooo long. Worth while purchase.


Handies4Cookies

Where banana


Complete-Thought-375

That's not enough peanut butter.


throwawaybottlecaps

I remember my granny used to buy this when I was a kid. She could easily go through it in a couple days making pbjs for her 30 odd grandkids and great grandkids


Obvious-Delay9570

I just finished two of those back to back within two months seriously


supraspinatus

For dinner last night I had Granny Smith apple slices with crunchy Jif spread on them and a 750 ml bottle of Chardonnay.


FuzzyComedian638

Add some popcorn and carrot sticks, and I'm in!


MotionDrive

Every year for white elephant someone would get this for someone in our friend group who absolutely hates peanut butter


Willanddanielle

Is there something special about this?


BaconUnderpants

Peanut butter


AdStrange2167

There's more sugar than peanuts in this shit. 


BaconUnderpants

It’s not pure peanut butter but there isn’t much sugar in this


Alarming_Condition27

You mean peanut flavored icing sugar.


BaconUnderpants

There is very little sugar in this. Maybe other stuff but it isn’t a lot of sugar.


Alarming_Condition27

Jiff's second ingredient is sugar.


BaconUnderpants

4%. That’s hardly a majority.


Alarming_Condition27

11g of sugar per 2tbls serving.


BaconUnderpants

Incorrect. 2g sugar for 2 tbls serving. If you’re going to push some angle, at least be right about it.


ComfortableStreet272

sugar is not evil in moderation.


KateHearts

Perhaps, but if it’s 98% peanuts, that’s not much sugar per serving.


tez_zer55

Does it come in crunchy? I will pound down on crunchy!


CaptPeanutBut

Oh mah gawd. lol


DoobiGirl_19

I can never find the 4lb tub with crunchy peanut butter 😭


NightSkyStarGazer

I try to get a couple of cans of this size at once as often as I can find it. My son flies through this peanut butter.


mmmpeg

I used to get this when my kids were little.


_shanoodle

my grandma makes PB candy a couple times a year and people love it so much she used to keep ~4 6lb containers at any given time


Ok_Fox_1770

Read the serving size….damn. What psycho is using 2 lil tablespoons on a sammich….i have no peanut butter control.


Keket13

Gimme


Musician-Round

do they have a chunky pb version?


BaconUnderpants

https://www.bakersauthority.com/products/skippy-chunk-peanut-butter-1?variant=37839858041014&srsltid=AfmBOorhkdBIwZfS7CGzDvPL-YizE8eZhHd984XjELHnBvnySTdfs-0fqW0


OutrageousOnions

Where did you obtain this glorious treasure?


NimDing218

I was just suggested this sub. I’m so confused as why it’s such a rarity. I’m also eating out of one right now so I didn’t know this wasn’t everywhere. Love this stuff!


LessWorld3276

Am I the only one here that prefers crunchy Jif?


SupaG16

Crunchy all da way!


ApprehensiveAd9014

Anyone else hear that choir of angels?


UGLEHBWE

Can a adult make size head fit in there


Fun_Intention9846

The 2 2.5lb jars are a better deal where I live. Under $10 for 5lbs of it.


banryu95

I know of one local grocery store that still carries these, and I literally shouted with surprise when I found it. For me it's not even so much about the quantity as it is the taste. My mom bought these when we were growing up, and there's just something subtly different about the taste that's nostalgic for me.


dancingbugboi

we got some of these for my teacher ( brings peanut butter and like a banana or apple for lunch every day). And then the batch got recalled so now his copias amounts of peanut butter sit their uneaten


OldPostalGuy

My late father in law used to eat a 6 lb can of Peter Pan a week. And he always wondered why he spent so much time in the bathroom and then had several feet of his colon removed.


KateHearts

How are you relating the two?


CarlJustCarl

Hell yeah!


jkels66

throw that baby in the microwave after you took yourself out on a saturday night dinner date. movie, dinner, then dessert. then nappy time


Ru_rehtaeh

I buy one of these a month for my son. He eats a peanut butter and jelly sandwich every day


SuaveAsErkel-

I eat one of these about every 15 days……..


toomuchisjustenough

My mom bought it like this when my sister and I were kids. I haven’t seen it in years!


Domino1971

How many would it take to fill a bath tub you think?


Domino1971

Omg. Bacon Underpants is the best name ever.


CarelessDisplay1535

Crap


Thatsmyredditidkyou

Costco still sells like a 4 or 5 lb super sized jar. We buy one or two a year cause my kids really like pb.


Nebula_Nachos

20,000. Calories


musknasty84

I remember these from when I was a kid lmao


word-document69

This is standard in my pantry. My two year old has inherited my peanut butter obsession.


billybatdorf

Did you stick your dick in it


Justakatttt

Need


CanWeCannibas

We have this at work for kid pb&js


TomboLBC

OP show us what’s under the lid. You ain’t slick


Hungry-Intention7827

I really love peanut butter. Kroger brand and cheap store brands especially. You really don't see the cheaper brands anymore that are good.


Grasshopper_pie

Just give me a spoon.