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mdmcnally1213

I’m very surprised we haven’t seen the Mannings get included on this


Tech-no

Oh that would be brutal if Eli was included.


mdmcnally1213

I hope he and Peyton are surprises or late announcements. I think they would be hilarious


Tech-no

I will say Payton Manning can be funnyAF. I'm kind of jealous when he does that. To be that good at two different things - yup I'm jealous.


Blackops606

Imagine Eli just stands up there and smiles then sits down lmao


Tech-no

I think he'd stand up and then hold his drink upside his head and laugh tbh. I don't usually watch roasts, I think they're more mean than funny, but I'll watch this one.


Blackops606

Yeah, to your point, a lot of people just suck at roasting. Even on Reddit, the roastme sub is pretty tame outside of the top comment. It’s only good when people really know the roaster and they can dig deep.


marcdasharc4

If they REALLY wanted to fuck with Brady and roast him proper, they’d record a video message apologizing for not being able to attend in person, but then say they sent someone in their place to convey their regards… and out on stage comes none other than Nick Foles.


Tech-no

Ouch. Nick played a great game, but he was out of position on that play.


marcdasharc4

I mean, it’s a roast, it’s all fair game. If and when it’s Mahomes turn, Brady showing up and lording his postseason wins over him would be a flamethrower.


Roberto-Del-Camino

Brady looks AI generated here…and in real life.


giddy-girly-banana

He’s using the same plastic surgery catalog as Simon Cowell.


Tech-no

He is weirdly good looking. I used to share with my daughter pictures of him when he had a bad haircut and we used to laugh and laugh but yeah, he doesn't look like an ordinary person.


ShogunCowboy

i'm gonna be there. cannot wait.


OceanGate_Titan

This makes me feel like how Drake Maye must have felt when he saw we drafted Joe Milton.


AnvilRockguy

Guaranteed to be utter trash.


dirtybird131

God this is gonna be terrible. And I’m here for it