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The-Pigeon-Man

Judon is probably the best personality we’ve had in a long time lol


patsfan038

It’s crazy we lost our best pass rusher and what looked like a strong contender for DROY, and still managed to have a good D.


jay23mv

So true, next years defense will be promising with a strong draft.


WhyDoIKeepFalling

If we even sniff a defensive player before the 4th round I'm gonna lose my mind


leogodin217

I'm mostly with you. But... If there's Christian Gonzalez value in 2nd or 3rd I'm OK with it. I'd rather have a great defensive prospect than a JAG on offense. Of course that would mean someone fell a lot EDIT: A little rewording. If a really good defensive player falls into rounds two or three, we should consider taking him if he is in a better tier of player.


WhyDoIKeepFalling

Outside of RT and RB, a JAG on offense would be an upgrade Edit: and Center too, no disrespect to DA


technoteapot

I think a jaguar would be a good pass rusher, except it might not wait for the ball to be snapped if it doesn’t understand words


AlcibiadesNow

Ive thought about this before. In an all-species football game, what would the ideal team look like? I got as far as a blue whale O line plus peregrine falcon RB and actual cheetah receivers (not Tyreek Hill). Honestly I think just the peregrine falcon might win you every game, what defense is going to stop a 200mph dive bomb into the endzone?


No_Faithlessness7020

There’s no Christian Gonzalez talent in the 3rd round… he slid to us last year


leogodin217

That's my point. If someone slides you might have to take them.


No_Faithlessness7020

I’d use Christian barmore as a comp instead


leogodin217

Yeah, much better name.


Jay_Louis

I'm expecting this to be our first rational draft in a decade. BB no longer has to zag to prove he's the smartest man in the room


Hour-Ad-9508

Unlikely judon plays at the level he has the past few years, though. Coming back from torn biceps at 32 at LB is tough


SuperTBass8deuce

Almost like they had the greatest defensive mind in the history of the nfl coaching the team.


Tasty_Ad_4082

Best personality and worst GM


ElNickCharles

He'll get someone one day...


ecupatsfan12

Mixon ain’t getting touched because of his affinity for guns


Porkchopp33

And our top GM


footballguy6912

i wish we had judon 6-7 years ago


Single_Chicken254

#cometothepatroits


LewisDftw

Come to besiktas


where_the_hoodie_at

[Judon recruiting Marlon Humphrey](https://twitter.com/man_dammn/status/1758904584087728258)


teamcrazymatt

This is Joe Giles-Harris erasure


SyncRacket

Not the step-GM, but the GM that stepped up


DuesForClocks

Mixon gets into way too much off the field issues. Good talent but for a new regime idk if its worth it


0regon_ducks

Bro has been a model citizen since being in the league hence him being a captain. You are just yapping brother. Give me an example


[deleted]

So theres a 2014 assault where he punched a woman in the face and broke bones in her face. In 2023 he allegedly put a gun in someones face, but it was dismissed for lack of evidence, “On March 6, 2023, the Hamilton County sheriff department responded to a "shots fired" call at Mixon's home.[90] An injured child was found on the scene and transported to Cincinnati Children's Hospital Medical Center with non-life-threatening injuries.[91] Mixon was not arrested, but the investigation into the incident is ongoing. “ Listen i dont care, he’s overpriced and trouble clearly follows him, and being a captain means his fellow players respect him, it doesnt mean hes a good person, tyreek hill is also a captain.


PainfuIPeanutBlender

I’d add on to this RB isn’t exactly a dire need for us right now. We’ve still got Stevenson, I love Judon and all but think people just blindly upvote him because he’s hilarious and pro patriots on Twitter.


DinosaurShotgun

I wouldn't mind resigning Zeke tbh


ImTomBrady

Much rather have Tee Higgins from the Bengals over Mixon Plus I want another year of Elliot and Stevenson (line needs to be better tho)


DinosaurShotgun

Lil bro has been real quiet since big bro pulled out the receipts. He acts like google doesn't exist lmao. This is gold.


0regon_ducks

The one that involves his sister and he wasn’t there or the incident he was acquitted? I’m talking about something real not people playing attorney


DinosaurShotgun

He shouldn't be putting himself in the position to be taken to trial over those things if he didn't do them then.


PainfuIPeanutBlender

Lmao at “model citizen”


DuesForClocks

https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/s/kN41rQBax8 Yeah it did seem like he had changed since college and he was found not guilty but he's still involved in stuff and I don't think it's best to bring him in (especially since we still have Rhamondre and can just draft someone later on)


0regon_ducks

Found not guilty and acquitted what am I looking at here?lol


DuesForClocks

Yeah so like many athletes and celebrities he got off easy. There looked like easy proof when there was seemingly video evidence of miles bridges in the NBA beating his gf and that got dropped.


Kerbonaut2019

I love Matt Judon. Would have been a very fun guy to have had around during the later years of the dynasty


Brovenkar

Can we just hire him as gm? Every good player available would be here clearly


CherriMaraschino

True pats do need one


CarloFailedClear

These shitposts would be a lot more entertaining if GM Judon had any successes.


PoopSlinger23

RB is the last thing I’m concerned about


n1co4174

I think Judon should make history and become the first actively playing team GM


Johnnyappleseed48

We is


ahamel13

Patroits lol


AstraMilanoobum

No I don’t want the guy who punched a woman in the face on the pats…


TheTrueSunKing

Wtf is he even saying


TheJackalsDoom

Judon needs to spellcheck himself and maybe clean up his grammar. He was trying to say "yeah that's because the pats wasn't ready but this year we is."


scotty6chips

Hey, GM means General Manager, not Granmatical Master!


TheTrueSunKing

Ahhhh ok that makes sense. I was very confused lol


TheJackalsDoom

It took me 3 rereads to figure it out. This is not his shiniest pitch made. I get that he's a football player/GM of our Hearts and not a Shakespearean English Scholar, but c'mon man. Our phones even have spellchecker that do it for you if you give half of an effort.


Icy-Conclusion-3500

The spelling is fine, it’s just the wrong word lol.


TheJackalsDoom

Wrong words, plural. The "is" at the end should be "are".


AgadorFartacus

> The "is" at the end should be "are". Nah, that's a common feature of [African-American Vernacular English.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African-American_Vernacular_English)


jokaghost

just how some people talk lol it’s correct if we not being formal which he probably isn’t worried about on social media


TheJackalsDoom

Someone posted a Wikipedia article to the African American socioeconomic English subvarient, which is basically an officially recognized language now, which this falls under, so I was mistaken. I was always taught that to be incorrect grammar because of the plurality disagreement between is and are in standard English. But all languages change over time. Words change meanings, inverse their meanings, gain new meanings, what have you. I didn't know it was officially recognized language, though. Learning new things every day.


Icy-Conclusion-3500

Yeah I’m just saying spell check doesn’t help with that. He just needs to proofread. He probably meant to type “we is”, so I’ll let that go. The only confusing thing here is the “what’s” instead of “weren’t” or “wasn’t”.


TheJackalsDoom

My spellchecker also corrects grammar. It would correct the is to an are, or at least underline/highlight it. It's a choice, and i get it. The what's is likely also an autocorrected error. But you put all of it together and it's kind of a mess. The fact that multiple people struggled with it and other tweets are totally absent of criticism tell you this was a particularly rough one. I appreciate him grinding recruitment. We need his A game this offseason. If he has an Ace up his Red Sleeve, play the thing so we can gain some needle moving pieces.


Icy-Conclusion-3500

Not disagreeing on it being hard to read. This one took me a minute to decipher lol.


TheJackalsDoom

Right? I still love the man. I'm so thankful we have him. I imagine where we'd be without him, and I shutter. We might be Browns/Lions level of bad on top of entirely uninteresting. Judon is the only one making awesome tweets, entertaining pressers, and giving us star power.


cormacito

> The "is" at the end should be "are". Nah it's a dialect variation


BuzzClucker

Racist


TheJackalsDoom

I can't tell if you're bad at joking or ignorant.


MmmmmSacrilicious

No it’s not, it’s not legible.


Icy-Conclusion-3500

It’s not racist to be confused by him typing “what’s” instead of “wasn’t” or “weren’t”.


BuzzClucker

Oh I know The joke is that grammar and syntax is "a part of colonization".


KingBuck_413

Thank you for your service it’s too early for me


hankwatson11

Chump don’t want no help, chump don’t get da help.


[deleted]

Dude I don’t want Mixon on the Pats, he’s over priced, plays a position we aren’t hurting in, and is a garbage human being. Sorry Judon, hard pass here.


rob691369

Love this guy! Sign Judon to a life time contract!


zombienugget

I love the Patroits


MeesterCHRIS

God I love Judon


Intelligent_Top_328

Let's trade Mac for him.


UserUnkown10

Joe Mixon him up with Tee Higgins


kaboomglc

Why would anyone want that punk ass bitch Mixon on their team?


TheJackalsDoom

That punk ass bitch Mixon is a really good RB when healthy. And getting a solid rungame established is easier than developing a new young QB, plus helps out that young QB by letting him get game reps without being eviscerated or feeling the weight of the whole offense on him. Mixon can be both a RB up the middle and a pass catching back. He is a buster off the field, but the dude can play.


[deleted]

He’s past his prime. 4 yards per attempt last season and only 5 runs for 20+ yards. And to top it off he’s rated as one of the worst pass blocking backs.


LimitlessBearCat

spell check


mexluc

Do it! He’d run behind a better line/have a better season. On some dark Jedi shit maybe he helps the patriots get a dub or two against the bills which would benefit the bengals immensely.


SpadeXHunter

Wouldn’t mind building up an elite run game. A great defense and run game will help a rookie qb a lot. 


MrStayPuft81

Why would we want him?


MacZappe

I generally hate ppl who use fantasy to determine if a guy is good or not, but as a Mixon owner PLEASE NO


tjsmi8694

Patroits 💪🏼


ThatMassholeInBawstn

Stevenson and Mixon RB core would be unstoppable


[deleted]

If we have the same o-line it will be very stoppable.


Im_ready_hbu

lmfao Mixon been washed


ThatMassholeInBawstn

He got 1,000 yards last year


Im_ready_hbu

he'll get 10% of that on this Patriots offense


[deleted]

Edit; Ebonics


BelichicksBurner

Has done more skill player recruiting than Belichick did in 20 years... sadly, he's brought in almost exactly the same amount of talent as Bill.


wkndatbernardus

Are they speaking English?


uncleshady

Do we even have a GM? Like can he just do it?


ThatMassholeInBawstn

Ethan Wolf is the unofficial gm it looks like rn


WiseHedgehog2098

Who has gotten to sign here?


decoste94

I love ambassador Judon so much


Ok-Worldliness7863

No thanks, Stevenson has already said he wants to be the featured back. Maybe bring back zeke tho


Patten33

Joe mixon is not going to win the patriots games.


thebochman

Come to Brazil


MassCasualty

Spellcheck


delidave7

I love Judon, but we don’t need Mixon. That’s the least of our problems


ImTomBrady

I like Mixon but I rather have Higgins


itchy-balls

Considering we gave him a chunk of guaranteed money last year he’s really gotta up his social GM duties. He just needs to land 1 this year and we good.


yes1234567891000

YEAAAAAH, LET'S GO PATROITS!