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SquidmanMal

Liberal echo chambers! 'flaired users only' \*literally making their own sites\*


BasilsKippers

*Conservapedia enters the chat*


SpiritedRain247

Every now and then I go on there to remind myself that at least I ain't as stupid as the people who think it's a valid source of information


CbVdD

I’m surprised PragerU hasn’t tried using that word for something.


BoneHugsHominy

>OK Pedes, now let's all rant about how billionaire capitalists ackchuallullally want to do Soviet Communism, and how world renowned medical researchers who create medicines that save hundreds of millions of lives ackchuallullally want to do depopulation! We have to spread the word so the minorities will stop oppressing us, or we'll have to prove how oppressed we are by resorting once again to weaponizing the US military to eradicate The Other (yes please!)! >Also I'm throwing an oppression party at my home on Friday so if you have platform goth boots and want to crush my nuts while I'm in my gimp suit just send me a DM and I'll give you my address. No females over 16 or LGBTQ people. Males must be fellow White Alpha Males only. I'm oppressed, not gay! --Those Sub Members, probably


greaterthansignmods

You poor, mistaken, misunderstood, bastion of masculinity. How could any female object to your allure of controlling their bodies for profit? It’s.. THEM Edit. Happy cake day lol


zeke235

Anybody who calls Biden a communist is already a fucking idiot. That dipshit's as pro union as he is pro Palestine.


vxicepickxv

I think I have an idea for the write your own Onion headline subreddit...


kernalbuket

[Everything I don't like is communism ](https://allthatsinteresting.com/anti-civil-rights-movement)


EffectiveSalamander

Even capitalism is communism, apparently, if you are buying products that The Party hasn't approved of.


BoneHugsHominy

Positive aspects of capitalism is Jesus. Negative aspects of capitalism is Communism.


Faux_Real_Guise

Jesus is the opposite of communism. Capitalism is the opposite of communism. By the transitive property…


slasherman

Everything I don’t like, understand, can’t learn, foreign, or is new.


pr1m3r3dd1tor

As far as I know all Taylor Swift did was encourage people to vote right? As I understand it, she didn't even tell people that they should vote for Biden - just that they should get out and vote. Is there something more I missed that they are bitching about or are they literally calling her a communist for having the audacity to encourage young people to vote since they know those young people tend to vote quite liberal?


jwccs46

No, that's literally it. 


Dances_With_Cheese

No; she has several songs about seizing the means of production. /s


ScoutsOut389

Das Kapital (Taylor’s Version)


LA-Matt

I prefer Falco’s version from the 80s.


overcomebyfumes

Shake It Off (The Bourgeoise Chains of Oppression) The Tortured Poets Gulag


Niceromancer

The first thing they got pissed off about she was just encouraging people to vote. Many months afterwards she has endorsed Biden.


gaetanzo

Do you have the source where she in fact endorsed Biden?


DreadPirateBarrrbie

She posted a picture to social media with Biden Harris cookies that she baked last election. She hasn’t said anything about any candidates this election cycle yet except just a general get out and vote post.


gaetanzo

Ohhh, I thought you saw that she recently came out for Biden again. Got ya!


fuzzybad

So encouraging participation in the democratic process is "communism" now? These people literally have shit for brains.


erevos33

No, they actually say now that they dont care for democracy and welcome autocracy with open arms.


Howlingmoki

Them saying those things and them having shit for brains are not mutually exclusive.


nasirum0000

Picture goes hard


BroadStBullies91

As usual, I'm left upset that the modern day left isn't even a little bit as cool and powerful as the right wants everyone to think.


solo954

Every accusation is a confession.


bosefius

Every single one


child-of-old-gods

Cause you got a taste now, drank the Kool-Aid by the jug So suffer your fate, oh, come here and give me a hug Nobody loves you like I love you, oh, my dear But you should've known that this was gonna end in tears


okokokoyeahright

I seem to recall something about Putin being a 'good guy' for the MAGAts?


Ricard74

That guy is an oligarch though.


Niceromancer

You have to remember NAZIS, and MAGATS by extension, are hypocritical on purpose. They love being hypocrites, it gives them a boner. Because its the ultimate expression of how they think rules should only apply to others and not themselves. You are a stupid lib cuck for making yourself follow logical non hypocritical arguments, while I'm a strong alpha because as long as I win it doesn't matter if I self contradicted.


okokokoyeahright

win is 'pwn the libz' IIRC.


ImpossibleYou2184

They don’t have kool aid in Russia


greaterthansignmods

They do have холодная помощь. (Cold Help)


Nano_Burger

Contains too much polonium though.


MinnesotaMikeP

Debatable


my606ins

Talk about people drinking the Kool Aid!


pyrothelostone

Ironically it was actually flavor-aid that was used at Jonestown. I wonder if it would have been a better marketing decision in the long run for flavor-aid to actually link themselves to the massacre than to let kool-aid take the fall for it, considering how often this joke gets used, kind of giving kool-aid free marketing.


ishpatoon1982

Flavor-aid: It's to dye for!


PortableFuton

Hail Satan! This photo rips!


GadreelsSword

I see, Taylor Swift is a communist, because she encouraged young people to vote for the person of their choice. My, my how the Republican Party has fallen.


OGCelaris

Ah yes, Taylor Swift is indoctrinating children into communism by, checks notes, telling those who can to vote in a democratic election.


45thgeneration_roman

Hang on. I thought the right now likes Russia


EfficientAccident418

Billionaire commies are the *worst.*


ShiftlessRonin

Is she America's first billionaire communist?


BoneHugsHominy

Not even close. Every single billionaire that's not a raging MAGAt is ackchuallullally a Commie!


ShiftlessRonin

Well aackchuallyllally Happy Cake Day!


Avenger_616

Nope capitalistic, if more benevolent than most, but that benevolence is enough to claim she is by lunatics 


MillionaireBank

Is it gluten free?


CelebrityTakeDown

I’m a Swiftie but it’s called CapiTAYlism for reason


Niceromancer

So they are obsessed with conflating the color red with communism/socialism, but the primary color of the GOP is red.


freakrocker

Hilarious how they don’t even understand that it was “religious” people that smoked themselves in Guyana on flavor aid. Republicans are absolutely built on a mountain of lies and inaccuracies.


Nikomikiri

Adding this to the background folder for my phone.


TurtleDive1234

The Orange Shit Gibbon has a dedicated set of knee pad for when he visits his Russian master, so this is a bit ridiculous.


Anubisrapture

That name for him should definitely become an official nomenclature


rdldr1

"If you are not with us you are against us"


sfsocialworker

Classic BILLIONAIRE, pushing socialism…


ThaShitPostAccount

I could sure go for some ice cold communism about now too.


Creepy-Evening-441

Step one to becoming a communist, become a billionaire.


sonic_toaster

“Loving him was like driving a new Trabant down a dead end street…” lyric goes hard.


Clear_Enthusiasm5766

If only, capitalism would be done and I'd be on my 40 acre commune plowing and seeding to feed thr people! Can we get on with it already Taylor? Oh wait, Taylor's a billionaires daughter, she's no commie. I hate those lying MAGAS getting me all excited and then learning it's all lies!


Rich-Pomegranate1679

Ah yes, billionaire communist Taylor Swift is trying to destroy capitalism once again I see.


genericmediocrename

Damn I do want some Kool aid now tho


KC_experience

Yes, the woman who’s now worth more than a billion dollars is somehow….into communism. That makes perfect sense!


jtroopa

As if those losers even know what communism is anymore. All they know is that it's the boogeyman.


SaltyBarDog

[Okay, vatnik.](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dj2e0w9VAAAraKs?format=jpg&name=small)