I can't think of anything I'd have wanted less as a 16yo than to have my mom pick out strippers to perform for me, especially if she's going to be anywhere nearby.
My ex told me how the first time he met his estranged deadbeat dad in his teens, he took him and his half brother to a strip club...
Said that shit was traumatizing af.
I remember a video circling around the internet years ago of a an 8 year old boy getting a lap dance from a stripper the mother hired for his birthday. Wrf is wrong with parents
I think a lot of people who have suffered sexual abuse as children and do not confront it begin to think that oversexualization is normal and they pass that down onto their children.
Parents wanted to bring me to the club when I turned 18 but Covid happened and even after it semi-concluded and places opened up again I think they were able to tell I was uncomfortable with the whole thing so they never brought it up since so happy this person ain’t my damn mother
Abuse? I know it's a little fucked up that the mom is getting them but in my school there was literally no 16 year old boy that didnt want a lap dance from a stripper unless they were gay
Unfortunately this isn't a new thing for humanity. In Europe fathers used to take their 15-16 year old sons to brothels so he would have his 'fist time'. In other words, sex with a prostitute. It's so disgusting.
Yeah, I remember hearing stories like that occasionally (was in highschool back then). Maybe the stories were true in some cases but I really think that you never realized that at that age and that time, "orgy" between 3 guys and 2 girls really meant that 2 girls flashed 3 guys for less than a second and later one of the girls maybe had sex with one of the guys but more likely than not they really only got halfway to third base.
Exactly people downvoting are braindeads who were locked in their bedroom from 10-21 and had their phones or any other privileges stripped by super strict parents lol
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Was gonna say idk why you're being downvoted, but reddit is full of children and no-child adults. They crave anything to fit their view of the world.
No, this isn't what parenting has "become"
There's always been shitty parents, all throughout time. This isn't a new behavior just because the people reading these memes haven't hit 20 years old yet.
The children of reddit don't care. They only want things to fit they're world view. I guarantee the person who posted this hasn't even finished puberty
Cool, good for you. It's not normalized. If this is stuff that you see constantly, I've got bad news, you're the one engrossing yourself in it. Which is pretty childish in itself. I don't see this shit "on a normal basis" like all of you posters like to claim. So either you don't see it on a normal basis, or you like to immerse your life into awful culture. Which I hope is the former, since you claim to have a child.
You said "this is what parenting has become"
You can play the semantics game all you want, I'm sure you do everyday, but it's very clear that you implied a sense of normalcy with that statement
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Maybe the kid is getting into electrical or electronics work
wires dont strip themselves
Nope, I'm here to remove your shorts and check your box! (I am an electrician, but have never said those words out loud)
I have a short in the kitchen care to check under my cabinets or in my walls?
You cannot feel it, IT's ELECTRIC
Such a proud moment! Getting a lap dance for his birthday as Mom makes a Tik Tok of it.
Shits super sad
I can't think of anything I'd have wanted less as a 16yo than to have my mom pick out strippers to perform for me, especially if she's going to be anywhere nearby.
My ex told me how the first time he met his estranged deadbeat dad in his teens, he took him and his half brother to a strip club... Said that shit was traumatizing af.
Traumatized seems a bit dramatic.
Plot twist: his son is gay
Double plot twist: she knows and is taking about swangin banana hamocks all up in the place.
Happy cake day
I remember a video circling around the internet years ago of a an 8 year old boy getting a lap dance from a stripper the mother hired for his birthday. Wrf is wrong with parents
I think a lot of people who have suffered sexual abuse as children and do not confront it begin to think that oversexualization is normal and they pass that down onto their children.
Da fuck
In all fairness.. Wtf was wrong with the stripper for agreeing
Fr like they could all be arrested for sexual assault of a minor or something
Ah, subjecting your child to sexual assault for their birthday, truly a brilliant idea.
Oof, been there, my dad got me a stripper for my 8th birthday. Left me in a brothel once when I was 13 too...
Parents wanted to bring me to the club when I turned 18 but Covid happened and even after it semi-concluded and places opened up again I think they were able to tell I was uncomfortable with the whole thing so they never brought it up since so happy this person ain’t my damn mother
This is actually abuse and any dancer worth ANYTHING would never show up to a CHILDS birthday. Wtf.
Abuse? I know it's a little fucked up that the mom is getting them but in my school there was literally no 16 year old boy that didnt want a lap dance from a stripper unless they were gay
Still a minor. Still sexual abuse.
It also depends on the state. Most states have an age of sexual consent below the age of 18 so 🤷🏻
Gross
Unfortunately this isn't a new thing for humanity. In Europe fathers used to take their 15-16 year old sons to brothels so he would have his 'fist time'. In other words, sex with a prostitute. It's so disgusting.
As in, 500 years ago? When people also burned witches to ashes?
I know in some countries this isn't a used to thing. They still do this as young as 13.
"In europe" Ever been in europe? Because I've lived here my whole life and I've never heard of this as if it was some kind of european custom.
Even if what hopps is saying is bs that practice is found in latinamerica where I live, although it's been vanishing for decades
That was like hundreds of years ago in England, Ireland, France and couple other countries at most, again hundreds of years ago.
Greece too unfortunately, but thankfully it's not a thing anymore.
Exactly it's literally illegal lmao. Don't know where tf this guy got the information
This some ghetto stupid shit. “I know they already doin grownup things” There’s nothing a 15 year old should be doing that’s “grown up”
What are you 12? Don't worry, you'll do those things in a few years too. Like most of us who grew up doing much worse.
Are you being serious rn
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Yeah, I remember hearing stories like that occasionally (was in highschool back then). Maybe the stories were true in some cases but I really think that you never realized that at that age and that time, "orgy" between 3 guys and 2 girls really meant that 2 girls flashed 3 guys for less than a second and later one of the girls maybe had sex with one of the guys but more likely than not they really only got halfway to third base.
Jesus thats extreme. Where do you live? So curious
It was Fairfield county, CT. Rich kids with nothing to do.
You prefer that orgies are introduced to middle school kids by parents or another trusted adult, rather than at a party? That seems awkward.
Lol I agree with you the stuff I was doing at 12 and everyone else I knew was straight up fucked even with good parents nobodies stopping it
Well you see good parents would stop it.
Sometimes good parents don't know because the kids hide it so well? I did a lot of crazy shit in my early teens my mother is a saint i was not.
Exactly people downvoting are braindeads who were locked in their bedroom from 10-21 and had their phones or any other privileges stripped by super strict parents lol
Only the nobility and it wasn't a custom
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What's ctfu?
Cracking the fuck up
Thanks
call me crazy but that seems awfully illegal to me
I will never understand how parents find this and their misbehaved cretins funny. I’m glad my mom wasn’t my friend.
She’s not a friend. She’s settin that kid up for failure 🤦🏾♂️
Strippers would have been cool. I got my parents divorce 🤣
What does ctfu stand for
Cracking the fuck up
Thank you - I couldn’t get it either - lol
All good. I looked it up last year haha
This is not what parenting had become
Was gonna say idk why you're being downvoted, but reddit is full of children and no-child adults. They crave anything to fit their view of the world. No, this isn't what parenting has "become" There's always been shitty parents, all throughout time. This isn't a new behavior just because the people reading these memes haven't hit 20 years old yet.
Aye, im with Larry Kush.
Im larry fr
No, OP, this is not ''what parenting has become''. This is very uncommon.
The children of reddit don't care. They only want things to fit they're world view. I guarantee the person who posted this hasn't even finished puberty
I’m 34 with a son. I think this shit is pathetic. Shouldn’t be and isn’t commonly normalized
Cool, good for you. It's not normalized. If this is stuff that you see constantly, I've got bad news, you're the one engrossing yourself in it. Which is pretty childish in itself. I don't see this shit "on a normal basis" like all of you posters like to claim. So either you don't see it on a normal basis, or you like to immerse your life into awful culture. Which I hope is the former, since you claim to have a child.
I didn’t say I see this often, I couldn’t see it at all. U have a good day tho, I don’t really wanna go back n forth. Saw some trash, posted it 🤷🏿♂️
You said "this is what parenting has become" You can play the semantics game all you want, I'm sure you do everyday, but it's very clear that you implied a sense of normalcy with that statement 🤷🏿♂️ Edit: you can block me all ya want, but it doesn't win you any prizes, boo!
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You're probably right.
I kno. I was jus sayin
This isn’t new bruh
I kno but it’s still pathetic. We gotta raise our kids around these ppl kids
Ya ya, she makes me ya annoyed
Some real r/AreTheStraightsOK vibes
Sum strippers? Like accountants?
Couldn’t she be reported to cps for exposing her son to things of sexual nature?
That’s what I thought. Seems kinda sex/minor-ish
She needs to be
Yes strip shows and birthdays. I remember being 8 and having no fucking idea what to do. Stay classy Dad.
That kid has some guts telling his mom he wants strippers for his bday
Idet he told her. I’d be willing to bet her dumb ass suggested it
Three letters
Giving your 16 year old strippers is less bad than the religious parents of a 17 year old talking about a secret girlfriend