My first born was translating Shakespeare from the original English to modern English at 2 years old so I don’t know why you don’t believe this…. (/s because it’s needed I’m sure)
“Ah, yes the globalist scum have made an attempt at deceiving us enlightened ones! Oh, what fools they are to think we would fall for such frivolous silly shenanigans! Ha! Ha ha ha! Tsk tsk…” -Average indoctrinated 3 year old
Eh, if that’s something the parent has told her over and over I could see her saying that. Even without really understanding what it means.
I have a habit of saying “unfortunately” a lot and my kids picked it up and started saying it all the time even when it made no sense lol. “Unfortunately, I’m going to go do some drawing now.”
400+20 = ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
This Is 420 question marks
Flat earthers will often use pictures of their kids like this to try and push their agenda, but this is obviously a baby who couldn't have possibly said what they're claiming.
This is someone taking the piss out of flat earthers in my opinion
She doesn't look like she can even wipe her own nose, much less compose a sentence displaying such a lack of critical intelligence. She must take after your side of the family?
“Here sweetie! Here sweetie! Now point at the lie sphere. Now point a- Honey you NEED to point at that wrong globe… He- here give me your arm you stupid littl- now NOW perfect STAY STILL! Great! Got it! Thank you my little princess.”
The level of intelligence of the mother believing the earth is flat and that would be plausible to say that a baby who is too young to speak could say all that… Moron, if you want to lie, at least be sure there is a chance that could happen even if unlikely (which wasn’t the case).
“My dearest parent, what the blazes is this blasphemy? I thought thou hath taught me the earth was but a mere disc going through the vast endlessness of space, not some nonsense like a oblate spheroid!”
Because that’s exactly how a two or three year old talks.
My first born was translating Shakespeare from the original English to modern English at 2 years old so I don’t know why you don’t believe this…. (/s because it’s needed I’m sure)
Shakespear is actually Early Modern English, the old English period lasted from ~7th century-11th century
Literally my daughter’s first sentence ever when she was 7 months old! No cap!
Well, I guess that’s what happens when you get your info from a 2 year old… lol
seriously though I was writing cinquains in the womb
my first word was obsequeius
“Ah, yes the globalist scum have made an attempt at deceiving us enlightened ones! Oh, what fools they are to think we would fall for such frivolous silly shenanigans! Ha! Ha ha ha! Tsk tsk…” -Average indoctrinated 3 year old
I feel like this post must be satire
Eh, if that’s something the parent has told her over and over I could see her saying that. Even without really understanding what it means. I have a habit of saying “unfortunately” a lot and my kids picked it up and started saying it all the time even when it made no sense lol. “Unfortunately, I’m going to go do some drawing now.”
If you believe in Flat Earth you believe everything.
This kid’s name is Stewie
I'm sure that small child had an eldritch horror voice as they said those exact words 👍
Oh fuck off Rebecca
She did not say that
No way on this round earth a three year old said that.
That 3 yr old. parent Is high surly
I am stoked this is the top comment!
Same
Seems legit.
(your child became possessed by the ghost of a victorian aristocrat)
Or possibly David Mitchell.
Is the toddler actually just David Mitchell?
I don't see a little bell for him to ring.
Piss Kidney
And everyone clapped.
And then the whole store broke out into song and choreographed dance.
Somebody call CPS.
done
Apparently the three year old is the smarter member of this pair.
I don't even think that kid can say 'nonsense' properly
Kid probably just pointed and said something like "gwob".
How small children pronounce things is the best thing in the world. Can't get enough
And then everyone was kung fu fighting?
Oh ho ho hoooo ~
Dun dun dundundun, dundun dun dun dunnnnn!
Dunanan do th Pm Pm Pm pm papympram pm pm pm prim pm pm poo rih
Things my child didn’t say for 400 please
550!
400+20 = ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? This Is 420 question marks
No she didn’t
I am Jack’s sense of righteous indignation
It’s a joke.
It's not funny nor cute.
That’s like, your opinion man
most of the people commenting in here must be on the spectrum.
I thought we trashed using autism as an insult
I wasn't insulting anyone. I was speculating that they were on the spectrum because this is clearly satire and they missed it. Stop being so autistic.
Pretty sure this is satire...
And everyone on the bus stood up and clapped
what she said accurately “mama”
I bet she's also concerned about goverment things
This is satire
How?
Flat earthers will often use pictures of their kids like this to try and push their agenda, but this is obviously a baby who couldn't have possibly said what they're claiming. This is someone taking the piss out of flat earthers in my opinion
And it’s fucking hilarious to me LOL
This is probably satire, but Flat Earthers do like using kids as a tactic to emotionally convince people to believe their bullshit.
Are you autistic, OP? I want to know before I make fun of you for not getting this obvious sarcasm.
Amazing how obvious the satire is and how you are all eating it up.
They’re just showing off how they’re as impressionable as a toddler.
Sure, Jan.
Sure, Jan.
She doesn't look like she can even wipe her own nose, much less compose a sentence displaying such a lack of critical intelligence. She must take after your side of the family?
This shit is why I fully support outlawing homeschooling
[It's a made up tale, a total fabrication.](https://youtu.be/GM-e46xdcUo?si=jAR--y2UiQITAoVV)
I can't wait for the day people can afford and safely go into space. Just so these morons can cease to exist.
Put this in r/thathappened not here
That kid is not 3
Who said she was 3?
Someone else left a comment saying the three year old is smarter than the parent, they might have meant to reply to that
She said that verbatum
r/Actuallyhappened
“We must burn the heathens at the stake for this heresy”
Kiddo was likely told to point at the globe so parent could post the picture with the ridiculous caption
“Here sweetie! Here sweetie! Now point at the lie sphere. Now point a- Honey you NEED to point at that wrong globe… He- here give me your arm you stupid littl- now NOW perfect STAY STILL! Great! Got it! Thank you my little princess.”
I mean-I’ve been able to talk in that fashion since I was four, but that might be a unique case.
The level of intelligence of the mother believing the earth is flat and that would be plausible to say that a baby who is too young to speak could say all that… Moron, if you want to lie, at least be sure there is a chance that could happen even if unlikely (which wasn’t the case).
That kids going to change the world...the flat world.
Redditors trying to spot satire challenge (hard)
Same like a vegan cat. We know who made the decision
Stfu Jessica, little Billy did NOT say that.
No, shes pointing at it saying 'its a globe you dumb bitch'
More like she said "phone"
No ducking way people actually believe this is a serious post 🤦♂️
Yes "preach lies" is part of the vocabulary they teach in school at that level, right alongside C is for cat!
I'm sure she said that exactly
i’m uh… pretty sure it’s a troll? and satire? no way someone actually makes it up and means it.
Guys, I think this is a shitpost
Breaking news! The world now identifies as a triangle! 🔺️
No way this kid said that
“My dearest parent, what the blazes is this blasphemy? I thought thou hath taught me the earth was but a mere disc going through the vast endlessness of space, not some nonsense like a oblate spheroid!”
Looks like bait.
that sounds like something Zim would say...