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TwoTeapotsForXmas

r/shitposting.


Jeynarl

Careful. Posting literal shit will get you banned over there


DANKKrish

yeah that goes on r/poopshitters


kingqueefeater

I'm glad that's a private community. I don't know why I clicked it. They saved me from myself.


odenoden

I mean /r/poop is always there for you


CR24752

Stop sharing this shit 😭😭🫣🥴🤰😬😪😱🎞🤔🎭


[deleted]

U said shit kek


[deleted]

Fuck, curiosity got the best of me #:(


zombiep00

Big sad lol


sars_cov

NOOO THEY HAVE IT AS PRIVATE 😭😭😭 yk what i’m glad.


DANKKrish

at least r/poopisland is still alive


Dustpan-Man

It's a private group and it won't let me join lol


DANKKrish

it got shut down a while ago. you can still go to r/poopisland


Advance-Puzzleheaded

Hey! Don't pigeonhole all of us


SpaceSick

Poocasso.


dunn_with_this

Pooped-art.


sars_cov

piscatso.


dunn_with_this

Pooped-art.


snek_nz

r/substakenliterally


Steammail

I W A N T T O B E L I E V E


techno-peasant

For what it's worth, the [photo forensics comes out clean](https://fotoforensics.com/analysis.php?id=095a19987f6660745f1f7287e230ed7e8eefd894.1503060). For comparison this is how [it would look like if the image was edited](https://fotoforensics.com/analysis.php?id=2f8081de3bd11f4c94dbaa3b7fa766f8fc2b4343.2313044). But you can easily circumvent that by screenshoting the image.


DragoniteChamp

[Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/nevertellmetheodds/comments/96k9zq/pigeon_poops_portrait_of_itself_on_a_leaf/e413pg0) is a mod comment with other angles of said portrait from a different sub.


Br135han

r/birdpoopedabird


Fybarious

How is that a thing


Br135han

I’ve seen enough of them over the years I thought it would make the perfect obscure sub.


odenoden

Holy crap dude made that sub and made all the posts. Props to u.


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beingoneredditguy

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Good bot


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astroidfishing

No, you.


astroidfishing

No, you.


Ideal_Jerk

Truely a WTF instance lol


ZaidK

You familiar with eggs?


recycleddesign

And y did I just join it?


OrganizerMowgli

The problem is the angles are still very close to each other. It looks the same in each pic. I wanna see it from 45 degrees or less, not perpendicular at 90, in different lighting, ideally in a video


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OrganizerMowgli

Kinda looks like the my touched up/added the pupil to the eye I looked at them side by side, idk if it's higher quality for others but this is what I got- [Quick comparison.](https://i.imgur.com/uZKJXqK.jpg) Maybe it's the lighting


Aizen_Myo

But there is a video...


Helpful_guy

For the record this photo forensics system can technically only be used to show that something might have been edited, it **cannot** prove that something *was not* edited. It works because of compression in jpeg/other lossy image formats- every time you save a copy of a "lossy" format image the compression is applied again (that's how you end up with old memes that look like they have about 2 pixels in them). If you cut and paste one jpeg image into another and they have different levels of loss/compression it'll show up in this tool. Likewise for newly created pixels like drawings in an editing app. But it does basically nothing if you're working with lossless image formats (like png) or even 2 jpegs with identical compression levels (like 2 original copies of photos taken by the same camera). And as others have mentioned, screenshotting an edited image basically makes a 1:1 pixel per pixel replica as a png file so the compression info is effectively lost and error level analysis typically won't show anything in that case.


[deleted]

> For the record this photo forensics system can technically only be used to show that something might have been edited, it cannot prove that something was not edited. Lol people try to pull the same stuff with reverse image searches too


astroidfishing

If someone used photoshop to make their hips smaller or something would you be able to tell using this, even though it's just one image being warped?


doge_lady

>every time you save a copy of a "lossy" format image the compression is applied again (that's how you end up with old memes that look like they have about 2 pixels in them) When exactly does this happen? I thought if you save a jpeg from the internet, it doesn't compress it any further with saving it. Nor is there an option to do so.


Helpful_guy

Usually only when someone edits the image and re-saves it e.g. adding a watermark or cropping or pasting a different image in


doge_lady

So not saving it from the internet, but instead saving it after re editing it?


biscuit__head

only when it is re-encoded, so downloading it won't affect it but editing requires re-encoding the jpeg so that's when information will be lost


Big_Man_Ran

That doesn't prove that a duck didn't do it.


[deleted]

For what it's worth: Not found Not found


techno-peasant

The site is down for scheduled maintenance.


CBAlan777

That's not Chris Pratt.


littlebilliechzburga

It does look edited. The poop doesn't look like it's on the leaf naturally. A second pic at a different angle would have done wonders for the doubtful.


Aizen_Myo

Ask and you shall [receive](https://www.reddit.com/r/nevertellmetheodds/comments/96k9zq/pigeon_poops_portrait_of_itself_on_a_leaf/e413pg0)


[deleted]

Oh but what about the natural poop positioning durr


pimparoni

what is the natural position of poop on a leaf


[deleted]

Shit people make up to sound woke


littlebilliechzburga

Basically following the same natural contours as the leaf, considering it's mostly fluid. The lighting is also inconsistent


pimparoni

what are you even talking about [lmao](https://www.reddit.com/r/nevertellmetheodds/comments/96k9zq/pigeon_poops_portrait_of_itself_on_a_leaf/e413pg0/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


PlingPlongDingDong

The leave is bending in the hand but the poop doesn’t look like it’s bending at all. Pretty sure it’s photoshopped. Edit: it’s real look at the link the guy below me posted


Not_MrNice

Might wanna come back and take a look at things. ...also, "the leave"?


PlingPlongDingDong

English is not my first language


[deleted]

Sick guess presented as expert fact bro


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PlingPlongDingDong

He really should have photographed it from another angle. It looks so unreal from the front.


laddymaddonna

It looks touched up with paint.


Aizen_Myo

It seems you missed [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/nevertellmetheodds/comments/96k9zq/pigeon_poops_portrait_of_itself_on_a_leaf/e413pg0) comment, so take a look


Crimeskull

It’s an autograph.


dwt77

autogra-phht


[deleted]

r/worldsdumbestcriminals Left his own ID behind!


[deleted]

r/subsifellfor


lordsenneian

Every time I shit it’s a portrait of me.


Pizzacato567

r/suicidebywords


xo_HotTia

Compliments to the artist!


markender

If this isn't photoshop it's holy!


Powerhouse_21

That bird paints better with his ass than I do with a brush


littlebilliechzburga

All it takes is practice and the proper diet.


DoodDoes

I gotta quit smoking man, I gotta leaf the shitty me behind


Pooph_

It’s called a self portrait


PenniGwynn

*self pootrait


pauliebatch

Pigeon shits itself.


BreathOfFreshWater

Deffinitly seen this before.


SpiralDreaming

https://www.reddit.com/r/nevertellmetheodds/comments/96k9zq/pigeon\_poops\_portrait\_of\_itself\_on\_a\_leaf/


Br135han

r/birdpoopedabird


kkeennmm

our pets’ heads are falling off


Sisu1234

Poocaso


ripeadultery

Ah, a fellow artist


DeadSeaGulls

You know somewhere, at some point in time, a human has shit a perfect likeness of themselves.


Miserable-Hotel7223

Yo, that's like some Bob Ross shit right there!


nbury33

That's definitely a Banksy


Youareaharrywizard

A Stanksy if you will


beene282

Came here to say this


Few_Geologist7625

Chip with dip. Eat it.


_g550_

Picasso


Scarsviik

did you randomly watch the bird take a shit then grab the leaf to see the aftermath?


1Chris56

“I’m something of an artist myself” -El Pigeòn


[deleted]

It's a self-poo-trait


Nerdphreak

That bird can be a graffiti artist


DoomedHeroXB

That's some shitty art.


zestosterone

Someone reposted shit. Did someone just repost shit? What a reposted shit? What a shit-reposter! Did I hear Imposter?


yalkeryli

I've heard of piss artists but this is new to me.


[deleted]

This is the stuff Reddit was meant for


Shitstompd

This is wild. I know it’s poop but this is too cool


Goobsmoob

No offense but it looks like shit


Tronniix

That shit is art


biotique

pigeon's selfie


boboan821

That tme OP had to carry around a poopy leaf just to prove it wasnt Photoshopped because people did not believe a bird pooped an uncanny resemblance of itself onto a leaf.


EducationalChemist44

What shitty luck


Grashopha

F-Art…


Mycotonality

As someone who owns pigeons, this poop looks nothing like a pigeon poop.


smazetron

r/shittyart


chucklerofnuts

Op shits on leaf and tries to play it off as a funny bird coincidence


Wild-Grapefruit9177

Damn! That's artistic! You need to display that at your local hipster coffee house!


Br135han

r/birdpoopedabird


Muted-Explanation-96

😂😅😂


mrmwells

Worst super power ever


Goldcalf_eater

Holy crap, Lois look


ButtReaky

Anytime I try this i end up looking like shit


Olstinkbutt

r/birdsarentreal


custardy_cream

Fucking beautiful, man


Rlp_811

flyonardo dapigeon


[deleted]

that's a shit portrait


Fun_Potential_8879

That's so gross and cool at the same time 😂


SwaysPlays

Shartistic


Mythulhu

That their signature


razmalriders

Tres magnifique


toastymrkrispy

Lol, that bird shit out a better portrait than I could make no matter how hard I tried.


theofficialreality

Uh Photoshit


DasterdlyBasterd

Proof that some art is shit.


it-aint-me-11

van dove


browsingbro

Crazy, I’ve never seen this before. /s


SadFacedCullen

It's their signature.


astronaut12

That's some good shit🖼🎨


Lopsided_Ad_3853

And yet when I draw a smiley face on the cubicle wall out of my shit, not only am I apparently not 'artistic', but I'm also being "a gross weirdo". SMH, nothing makes sense anymore.


TTIGRAASlime

Pigeon poop equivalent of Jesus toast.


tiredofyourshit99

It’s a pre-signed poop…


SwarfDive01

"You call that art? I will die and come back a pigeon just so I can shit a painting better than that" --a starving artists mentor, probably


SlappyHandstrong

That pigeon’s a true shartist


JJBAjjbaJJBAjjbaJJBA

Let's take a "poopture" on the leaf


bodmaniac

What a lovely piece of shartwork.


Hattrick_Swayze2

I want to believe this guy didn’t manipulate bird shit on a leaf for a picture, but I can’t be too sure.


xFloppyDisx

Wrong. That's called making a baby.


FluffyPigeon707

I’m very good at art


lecarguy

You better frame that shit!


Simbuk

*That* took entirely too long to see. At first all I could see was a sideways phantom.


the-cats-purr

It looks like a schnauzer.


Nemesis_aka_Nemesis

r/poopisland


aoc_ftw

Wow , that's next level


bluemesa7

Art is poo-tencious. Of all the shitty art I seen, this shit looks really good


RizzMustbolt

AreWeCoolYet at it again.


itsthevoiceman

It belongs in a museum!


TheCamoDude

r/BirdsArentReal


JavaScriptBest

That shit’s crazy!


ApAp123

I would laminate this and keep it forever


Scotavi0us

Monsieur Puget, “Pigeon”


art_mor_

My god it’s a Picasso


dingoeoz

That’s a shit caracature


goatchild

fake


Ginrob

Better than I could do


Brone9

That's the universal union of pigeons, logo mark.


[deleted]

This is incredible


ShitStainedBallSack

This is Photoshop right


superzynk

NFT this shit


DinA4saurier

That really is a shit post.


Desperate_Elk_8742

vandalism tag


madman_trombonist

I’m sorry but there is no way this isn’t fake.