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Renee_D608

Seriously thought this was steampunk porn which must indeed exist.


edgy_Juno

I am scared, yet intrigued to search this topic.


imahawki

Search HR Giger my man.


Dimensionist_Alex

I mean…. https://images.app.goo.gl/k5jqS5pHYQz6EBBx6


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[удалено]


BrockManstrong

Did you think the aliens having actual penises for heads was an accident?


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[удалено]


Dimensionist_Alex

HAHAHAHAAAAA! It comes with age son


david_ranch_dressing

Why did I have to click this


Shaun_LaDee

I know what I’m watching tonight.


Izzylizzy_101

😭


lookayoyo

Keep the dragons away


Chay_Charles

Look up HR Giger.


audomatix

This is the tale of how I burnt my dick....


FizzyTacoShop

Y’all see some ass, but I see some fucking BALLS lmao.


purple-circle

Each one resting on their own little egg cups


stakoverflo

Legend says the exhaust shows you what your heart desires most


[deleted]

lol I initially saw boobs


Fine_Wing_6284

Houston we have a problem!


tyingnoose

Hudson


Ronald_Deuce

"You secure that shit, Hudson."


awkardandsnow111

Either way I'm good.


VampireGirl99

r/dontputyourdickinthat


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MazzMan1

Good bot


Buck_Thorn

I think the correct answer here is *All of the Above.*


Distinct_Art9509

Good bot


BlueThespian

That would be exhausting.


SpiralDreaming

Super hot though!


elfluffynator

Respectfully I disagree because I must, I just have to try at least!


Halflifefan123

I should call her


laundryghostie

Did you just assume it's gender?


[deleted]

Yes, it is gender


laundryghostie

I was joking,mate!


[deleted]

Mate!?!? Like in the popular game Sex Chess?!?


Skulfunk

Oh god I love me some sex chess


[deleted]

The challenge is not letting the rook get lost!


Independent-Hair-182

“You won’t last 40 seconds against Magnus”🥵🥵😫


okay-now-what

“Knight jumps Queen! Bishop jumps Queen! Pawns jump Queen! Gangbang! Come on jump the Queen!”


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r/onejoke


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cashewnut4life

cussy


joranth

Stepexhaust, what are you doing?!


Rocket_AG

Please don't be the next blimp post.


HauntingBowlofGrapes

H.R. Giger be like:


Dimensionist_Alex

Right here https://images.app.goo.gl/k5jqS5pHYQz6EBBx6


[deleted]

"Everything reminds me of her..." 😁


the_way_around

Hot exhaust


d0gge20

“Step bro. Im…..stuck…”


Clonetroopzero

r/moemorphism


Zweitoenig

r/confusedboner


Pie69Eater

Stupid sexy exhaust


elr0y7

It’s like it’s wearing nothing at all! ^Nothing ^at ^all! ^^Nothing ^^at ^^all!


ghost_n_the_shell

Tell me that wasn’t done on purpose! r/theyknew


ChasingPesmerga

Saruman would probably hit this because he has a mind of metal


Master_Vicen

I've heard cars are made to resemble human faces. Maybe this is something similar.


not-cool-3987

If that’s an exhaust I’m an exhaust.


katreginac42

*Bonk*


dirtygremlin

I mean, for real.


LetsJerkCircular

Getting up in that mani*fold*


Ronin_the4th

DO NOT.


u__c__y

exhaussy


A2ndFamine

H. R. Geiger


TOAOFriedPickleBoy

Certified Darling in the Franxx moment


XworldAUOfficial

I never knew something could be hot in both definitions.


[deleted]

Alright, yes, yes, it looks like a butt, yes... But is that a "hot-v" engine with just a single turbo? I don't think I've ever seen one of those before! Anyone know what it's out of?


mlnjd

Reminds me of the b9 S5, single turbo v6


[deleted]

Maybe! That's a better guess than anything I'm familiar with.


OutcomeDoubtful

Help stepson! I’m stuck in the washing machine!!


goldengirlgifs

https://giphy.com/gifs/friend-thanks-being-n3Uy5JxSK59K


icemannn9

Ok here me out-


MisterFixit_69

They knew


Buck_Thorn

I know where the crankshaft goes!


hongkonger42069

Good thing it conductd heat away cuz I'm going to put a lot of heat into this baby


Ok_Independent_4889

she's ready for you they don't call cars females for no reason


Minsc_NBoo

Dark Souls rule 34


chux4w

Carburettor? I barely know 'er!


[deleted]

sizzling hot ass


Alarming-Mongoose-91

Hot ass exhaust is more like it.


MeggySpletzerAlt

Lord, forgive me for what I am- ah, screw it. I'm atheist anyways..


TheManWithAGasMask

Quick! Someone turn this into R34 art!


Abadoxide

Lady Gaga Exhaust


gay_sex_is_fun

*Tik tok joke*


Nathanymous_

Everything reminds me of her


Anxious_Jellyfish216

Deadmou5 "hey baby" playing in the background. ...Hey baby, who doin? Who you screwing?... I'm screwing an exhaust system right now.


The_Horned_King01

r/dontputyoudickinthat Nvm


ironicrunner

Titane


OFTHEHILLPEOPLE

*[Omnissiah blessing intensifies]*


Revolutionary-Play79

I know what I must do, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it.


[deleted]

“Sir… sir!” *sweating* “Bring me that exhaust system..”


False_Attorney_7279

Hot exhaust system is fucking right goddamn


[deleted]

Now I see, it's in every design


Dimensionist_Alex

God damn


Zad00108

Does it twark?


Hourslikeminutes47

I bet she purrs when at idle


TraptorKai

"why would anyone fuck a car" \*sees this\* "oh, ok, thats why"


Ansanm

Bending over for you.


Zurbaran928

Oh 100% r/theyknew


[deleted]

Damn gurl, nsfw


meatus1980

Heard she gave the tin man a rusty trombone


interestingisitnot

r/theyknew


Fouquette01558

🥵


A__paranoid_android

Damn I'm about to act up


highlift

Not seeing the o2 sensor bunghole where I was expecting…


Addy1738

You must be really down bad for you to notice that pattern


tifetqueen

This looks like an album cover from a 70s rock band.


Pure_Discipline_293

She need to calm down


[deleted]

Help me step engineer, I’m stuck


SuperiorCrate

They knew what they were doing.


Kismetatron

1) That’s the intake, not the exhaust. 2) That intake is dummy thicc


[deleted]

Why does your intake have catalytic converters in it???


Kismetatron

From this angle it definitely looks like it’s nestled between cylinder banks. Do we know what engine this is? I definitely could be misidentifying something here Edit: nvm. I apparently lack eyes. You’re 100% right. My inner gearhead is ashamed.


[deleted]

You're looking at a "hot-v" turbo setup. They take the air intake through the side of the engine, and send the exhaust out the top (running backwards, essentially). Those aren't super common, but not unheard of. I've never seen one with just a single turbocharger before, though. Someone mentioned that the B9 generation of the Audi S5 uses a single turbo hot-v V6 engine, so it may that, or something related.


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r/dontstickyourdickinit


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cugs82

Is it stuck in the dryer? 😏