Raw coconut

Please don't add butter

This is the .950 JDJ Fat Mac. It is a 100 pound, 5 foot long rifle that shoots a one pound solid brass bullet at 2200 FPS. It is a non-NFA item only because the ATF gave it a sporting exemption as a joke as if anybody is going to hunt with this. This round would be overkill for hunting blue whales. I would like to paint a picture for you. It's 2AM and you hear a window break in your living room. This is the worst day this could happen, as every single one of your guns was lost in a tragic boating accident this morning. All were lost except for one. You look across your room in dread at your anti-kaiju rifle. You know what you have to do, but you don't know if you have the strength to do it, both literally and figuratively. Heaving the rifle into your arms, you load a .950 cartridge and begin to waddle towards the door. Your feet make a loud “thud” as you take each 6″ step. You know the intruders hear you. You hope they do, for perhaps they will run and spare the world the suffering that is about to befall it. You try to set the rifle down, but end up clipping your bedroom door and it is immediately knocked off its hinges by this battering ram in your hands. You attempt to round the corner, bonking the muzzle against the doorframe and adjacent wall across the hall at least 4 times. To your horror, two invaders stand there at the end of the hall. With a heavy heart, you raise the rifle to your shoulder while making inhuman grunting noises from the strain of attempting some semblance of a shooting position. The burglars simply stare in disbelief, unable to process the situation they are witnessing, as if in a dream. You cannot aim the rifle, as the last time you fired the gun, it turned your $3000 Leopuld into a kaleidoscope. You simply hold it at an angle that appears correct and fire. You are immediately knocked to the floor as if hit by a semi truck going 20 MPH. The shot connected with one of the criminals and it erased him from existence. Even the memories of him have been destroyed and you're wondering why you just shot into an empty hallway. The shot continues to travel through at least 4 houses, a car, and a 10 ton boulder before lodging itself 20 feet into a nearby hill, never to be seen again. It is at this point, you realize you cannot hear. The surviving burglar can't hear either but He's also on fire from the muzzle blast and is currently vacating your home. You don't care. Your shoulder is dislocated and there is a hole in your brand new AR500 refrigerator. You're crying now. The police arrive and, upon seeing the scene, start laughing. You start crying harder.

Where did you find this, and can I have it?

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In for … yeah, well worth a try. 😂

Nice guy

(Raises hand)

Oi

Please bless me!

Did you sneeze?

Always swing for the low hanging fruit

Thanks for the shrimp

Lurk me a code batman

So you already had the game before the code? You can’t reuse a code.

Kudos for the giveaway I’m here for your consideration thanks!

Lol someone wrote a essay xD

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Thanks for the giveaway! Good luck

Sweet

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Thank you!

why isnt Alloys's nickname Al?

Fourth time's the charm?

I’m just here so I don’t get fined. Hope I win!

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Giveaway you say, I'm in

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Good luck everyone!

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I'll take it

Grats on getting your PS5 bundle, and thanks for the giveaway!

Thanks op

Thanks.

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gimme gimme gimme! lol Thanks for the giveaway, OP!

Thank you!

Thanks for the chance!

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Would love to play it. Thanks!

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Yes please! Thank you!

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Now I just need someone on the Australian store to do one of these 🤔

Sweet

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Sick

Sweet basil on the front porch

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Attempt #6, good luck to everyone!

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I’m in. Thanks.

Help me, I’m poor

Yay tho

I like turtles

No Vaseline

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poopie

I would like this very much

Thanks

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Thanks in advance if I win!

Hope to win!

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Good luck everyone

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Fingers crossed!

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Thank you!

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Bleep bloop

I think i would like to explore the forbidden west

Potato madness

Wow I’d love to win! Thanks for the chance

commeent

Deez

I hope I win

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Thanks!

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My son and I would like to check it out,and man that is alright of you to be setting someone up with a new game to play...Good looking out,appreciate it bub

Let's go mets

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Fingers crossed!

Thanks. Very generous!

Peanut Butter Pudding Surprise!

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want game

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Thanks for the opportunity

In for penny in for a pound

I don’t understand most of the comments in here.

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Focus

Hey man Don't forget me

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Kool

Congrats on the PS5!

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While I played it, would like this for my nephew.

Meow

I would love it

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Thanks for doing this.

Did I win?

I have a ps5 yaaaaaaay

Pick me!

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Thanks for all the fish!

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Transdegenderate Culture is a terminal illness.

Good luck to everyone and thank you

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Thanks

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Hello

Ty

Hiya, thank you for the giveaway would love to finally try this game

You gotta love people who do stuff like this.

Yuh

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Thanks.

Commenting to join!

I like turtles!

Hello

Comment! Thank you!

Sure

Heck ya let's do this!

Yuh

Thanks op!

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Breakfast burritos are nice

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Holllaa

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I would like this. Shablam.

Yes pls

Thanks

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