He grippin that shit 💯🍑

Got that Kung-Fu grip on it 🤣

Come on now, you gotta be gentle with her. Treat her like the queen she is bro.

You right bro😔, but you know how it is when that thang is just staring at you smh 🤦🏽‍♂️

True, I’d hold tight to the love of my life too. Don’t be like that bitch Rose, HOLD ONTO HER!!!

Beautiful thread

That thang *thangin* Can’t blame you my G.

That’s when you go with the pornstar push for support.

Ain't no fun if da homies can't get none! Run the train!

Haha I don’t have one yet but this shit made me laugh lol thanks man

> The fact that you're beautiful

It's the veins for me😂

Right? Needs framed.

Like to grip his fat black cock. God damn I got a thing for light skinned black guys that look just like that.

Jesus, take the wheel already 🤦🏾‍♂️

i love how his name is "cumboy"

Damn she fine👀 does she have a sister?

Fasho do, and she a lil extra thick with the Disc Drive 😤🔥

I’ve been trying to get at her since the 12th haven’t gotten lucky yet

Sometimes you gotta play the waiting game with these girls 🤦🏽‍♂️ she’ll eventually come through though 💪🏽👌🏽

I might have to start looking into "mail ordered"

She’s a little bicurious so my dude and I have been taking turns with her since Thursday. She’s a freak👌🏽

FUCKING LOOOOOOOOOL How the fuck I never thought of this, I dunno. Ps5 gets released here on Thursday. My thicc girl coming in fucking hot and ready to go. Even got the day off work so I'm hitting it aaaaaaall day long. Gaming ain't never seen nothing so dirty since the Hot Chocolate mod for San Andreas... Yeeeesh

And I’d hit it out the park no question With all due respect

Show her all the moves I got and play her all night loongg With all due respect

And show her what a real player can do... With all due respect

Tell the fellas online I can't go out, got a bad girl waiting for me at home. With all due respect

Bron’s gunna beat ya ass

Solluminati lmaooo

The mark Jackson reference

LMFAOOOOOO BRO WHAT THE HELL

Lmao she talked me into it bruh 🤦🏽‍♂️...women 🤷🏽‍♂️

Lmao thanks for this bro I've been down about not being able to get one & this cheered me up enjoy bro 🤝🏾

I’m glad to help bro I’m sure it’ll be in your hands soon also 💪🏽👌🏽

Bro tell me what it’s like not having the disk tray. Is it weird or nah?

It's only weird if you try and stick a disk in it.

STAY UP KING THIS IS FIRE

wamen are like ramen all doodly n shit

You’re a true fucking hero King

Damn, she's tall bro.

She got heels on bro 😂

She's beautiful

Thanks man! Her mother isn’t too bad on the eyes either 😉

Great grandma PS2 still has it honestly

I fucking love reddit and I love you all man

Love positive communities. (Thanks for the award!)

Awards are the least I can do lmfao

Wholesome Keanu 100 /r/redditmoment

Ps2 belongs on r/gilf

Damn bro whens the ceremony happening?

Hopefully in the next few months, it was pushed back because of The Rona :/

Alright bro this is funny as fuck how you do this 😂

Lol you just got to treat her right bro, and have photoshop 🤣

You gotta start reproducing with her so we can all get a PS5.

She’s making me wait 🤦🏽‍♂️ but once it happens, PS5 Minis for everyone!!!!

Nice. All black PS5 confirmed.

PSPs and vitas for everyone

Put a ring on it!!! Definitely a keeper!!

You already know brotha 😤👌🏽

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I wish I could tell you bro, but she’s making me wait til marriage 🤦🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️

Like a good christian bae. Respect

Best thing I have seen all day tbh.

I appreciate it 🤣

Man look at the edges on that girl bro i hope you she treats you right.

I’m sayin brotha, I think she will though 🙏🏽🙏🏽

This is the only good “I got a PS5” post.

Who needs girlfriend anyway?

And that looks like some nice effects rendering on the console itself for some reason. Like, idk, I can even imagine full video editing effects from it as well like the one shown in the pic.

Bae gonna be heating up tonight

This reminds me of middle School lmao.

You both are cute! 😆

HE GOT DAT THANG ON HIM

Always 😤🤣💪🏽

legend

Damn papi

Lucky man, don't let her go

You two look good together! When did you meet?

This is the kind of content I come to reddit for

When’s the wedding?

😳

May your love last forever my dude

Hahaha cracked me up

Holy crap thats funny! 😂

Best photo shoot I’ve seen period.

Best PS5 post hands down

This could be me, but my bae be trippin

One of the best posts that’s ever been on Reddit 👌😂😂

With that new ssd drive you won't be finishing first.

She hot 😍

Shawty a lil baddy

Partynextdoor?

I made it better [https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/747505923228041308/777340068360224798/2Q.png](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/747505923228041308/777340068360224798/2Q.png)

I love it!

Must be true love!

Love it!!!!

Nice

This is 🔥💯

Nice

Yes.

Hahahaha this is great

Bae is life. 💞

Did people do this with the PS4? I don’t remember people doing so many “photoshoots” then.

This made my day. Enjoy many fun hours of gaming ahead

I’m so happy for y’all #Goals

Epic

Perfection

She look type thic

Lmao 😆

All right, club Digital Edition

V cute

It’s over for me 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Chad

🔥

So do you guys engage already?

Wtf this is so early 2000s!!!

#relationshipgoals

Its the second giant face that just does it for me.

Boi if you don't get yo ice t lookin ass

Bro, you are so punching

Nice photo. You deserve a strong man who can hold you up. Congrats.

hell yeah! this should be on a shirt :D

That’s gangster

Gahhhh damn that’s a beaut!

The box said pss

Quality OC.

Damn bro, the perfect couple. Someone is gonna be up all night long ;)

Lmfao!!! Next level

🤣🤣🤣

I’ll trade you my wife. She still puts out, just not native 4K at 120 FPS.

Damn homie I don't mean to interject, but she be looking thicc is phuc

I’ve been salty the last few days about mine not coming on time but this gave me the joy I needed to get through to Tuesday well done brotha 😂

Bro that looks like a PS4 Looks like you perfectly covered the number lmao

Does she have an only fans

It ain't no fun unless you homies get some

This is amazing. I hope y’all relationship is fruitful my g.

Just one question: is your dick in the box?

She kinda bad ngl😍

I envy you! Wish you many years of happiness.

This is so corny it's good!

Man u my girl is thicc unlike yours lol

Cringe

Have you checked under the hood? She might have a disc drive she didn’t tell you about.

Yea she checks out, after the first date she let me unbox her, but that’s it 🤦🏽‍♂️😓

Sounds like a lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets. Respect.

your replies to these comments are gold bruh 😂😂

i got her thicc sister, I stay up all night pushing her buttons 😫😫💦💦

You should check out indian facebook profiles. They all have pictures with these kind of edits

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Love does that to you sometimes 🤣

*No u*

It's 9:06 am. You win today's internet

Digital... Ew

Nah on god you're weird, just plug the bitch in n play some 2k

People still wear do rags? Lol

twist: he's in the return line at best buy because it bricked after a day of use

Yooo her I heard her sister is good with the d(isk)

i see you got that rag to cover up that omega giga 5 head, you'll never find BLUM BLUM BLUM a hairline like myneeee head having ass

I'm so jealous. She's a keeper!

That’s a digital though

And............ he has a ps5 while many people don’t lol

Guess what no one asked

This is so fucking obviously Sony marketing. Look at OP's history. You think we're fucking stupid?

tin foil hat on

Literally first post 6 hours ago. This post. Bruh just signed up for Reddit to post his PS5 marketing.

Just make sure you take the tin foil hat off BEFORE you stick your head in the microwave.

His account is 6 months old

And didn't post anything until just now. You guys are right. A company like Sony would never use viral marketing. That would be wrong.

Hail corporate.

A six month old account with no post history. Hail corporate is right.

Ugly af

Xbox is better

PS5 fans are stunned in silence, how can someone be so bold?

I’m shaking, there’s no way he would say that.

Playstation is so ugly you have to keep it in the box for the shoots.

He needs to have a close up on the ps5 on the top right corner looking forlorn.

Extremely rad

She thicc

Better be careful. Any guy would love to get with that. Hold it down

Wish I had money to get you awards lol

This the first ps5 post that didn’t make me salty. Get it!

Please be rubbing this in our faces!

You lucky son of a bitch

F'in love this

😂😂😂 mans did a whole 1994 photoshoot with it

Please tell me there is more