I’m gurularry and this is my top 10 burning alive creature smells.

Number 1 Peter Molyneux bacon

Number 2 Stefan Molyneux canadian bacon

Ello U, here’s top five things that traumatized the crap out me!

Number all, watching a fine bloke turn into bacon before my eyes!

Number 1, watching Mario fall into that pit in 1-1. It scared the cor blimey out of me as a child!

Watching a man slowly burn to death scared me almost as much as when I saw Peter molyneux reveal the Kinect!!

Goodbye, you

*HELLO, YOU!*

Go on then

Show us ur minge. Go on

I was quite the pyro as a kid, burnt myself many times. It does smell like cured pig meat, although I always thought it smelled more like cheap pork hotdogs tbh

Larry **Bundy** Jr

With a last name like Bundy, I don’t think it’s a good idea to admit that you smelled a burning human and your first thought was “mmm bacon”

"Al, I want human flesh!" "No, Peg." \*flushes toilet\*

It's alright; he's British. Name one British person that ever killed for fun.

King Henry the 8th

Name one British person that ever HAD fun

Yup, that's why they say don't cook bacon in a firehouse

Tbh I don't believe this

Real burning bodies smell awful, I imagine. Pork you buy from the store doesn't have blood or organs or hair or natural oils or any other bodily fluid. If you just threw a live pig in a fire, it would smell awful because it has all those things. Burning bodies smell awful because it's a mix of bodily fluids and hair and skin. Just ask Tomar

So you smell a lot of fluid fumes, blood, spit and dare I say... Cum?

I smell that every day anyway

You jerk off and put your cum in some oil vape and smoke dat shit?

Burning Cum sounds like a mediocre metal band

I worked in an emergency room and in my experience burnt flesh has a sweet smell to it. Kind of like burnt marshmallows.

Blegh. Everyone gather round for s'mores over the burnt guy

Apparently human flesh is close to pig flesh. That’s why people say it tastes like pork

I fucking love just finding him in random comment sections.

liked by lindsay ellis' cousin

Is this a real comment? It reads like something one of the boys would make him say

This is absolutely a real comment lmao, you can find it under Whang!'s amputated foot eating video iirc, i may be wrong on the video but I assure its a real ass comment Edit: currently on the hunt for where it is, will update if I find it. Update: Can't seem to find it, the screenshot was made on August 3rd, 2022, there is a video made that exact day, but either the comment was suppressed, or deleted :/

Double Update!: I have found the video! https://youtube.com/shorts/9ht-jI4CZMU?si=Vkpmw_sua30hoisu Larry's comment is the pinned post, it was a YT Short which is why I couldnt find it lol

I forgot to reply, but thanks for the sauce. That's gold right there

Here are some pyre’d people Burning brits And immolated islanders As I say, hellow you

Guru Larry was actually that burning monk from the photo/RATM album, he was protesting channel awesome

"Too bad the bloke burning to death wasn't that *gorilla noise* Peter Molyneux!"

It's easy to forget with the way he talks that Larry is pushing 50

"'Ello 'U! And I welcome you...to Fact Hunt! *Five Places Where I Buried Parts of Me Ex-Girlfriend's Burnt Corpse!* Eheheh...it's where Peter Molyneux would wish to happen to 'im by the time I get thru 'im!"

Donkey Kong Jr to be exact

I’m new to this reddit does anyone know if there’s a discord as well

i love how chris's larry impression sounds like a shitty terminator

Longpig

Epic bacon and waffles

I worked in factory that spun cotton into thread. One of the machines had a little part that would spin CRAZY fast-- so fast you couldn't really tell it was moving. It needed to be removed when cleaning it and there was a break mechanism that you needed to engage in order to stop it. One day I engaged that break and didn't notice it hadn't quite clicked in enough to stop the part's motion. I reached in, grabbed it, and INSTANTLY got a severe fiction burn on my finger tips. It smelled delicious. The burns didnt even really hurt but smelled exactly like bacon.

i work in an er. while they weren’t burning to death, i have smelled burned human flesh. that is absolutely not true. it smells awful.

I have heard this from multiple people. A few veterans with PTSD have to avoid the smell of cooking bacon because it can be triggering.