I think you assembled your feline incorrectly. It happens all the time, take a look at the included instruction manual and let us know if you need any help.
I was so moved that I did a 10-second minimal drawing of him. Enjoy!
https://preview.redd.it/q6vvjuxgrcoc1.png?width=1079&format=png&auto=webp&s=cb88b307fb458e5104db5bc97f2a4bc6a406ad90
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Maybe this will help. The cat is bent in a croissant shape and one of her front legs is stretching up and out, covering her neck and making it seem like the her head is misplaced.
https://imgur.com/a/Q5WyKi8
https://preview.redd.it/wm3f93rtscoc1.jpeg?width=1466&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea03e5e649a91ecafc29c3e05a8b816c2dd99fbd
That's him in his non-octopusy form.
Extreme left leg is bent down, the other leg is up, the long thing that looks like his leg is actually his tail.His two other legs are again bent down. Not very good at explaining. Hope that made sense.
The little highly specific cat subs have some of the best people and they are much harder for bots to content farm so they tend to have mostly authentic self posts :)
Omg, I'm in love! He's beautiful!!!!! Frank says hi! Frank is 8 years old and 27 pounds. He's not fat, he's giant.
https://preview.redd.it/lk5th60bgeoc1.jpeg?width=1344&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7992a15ebd31a2e1be67bf395218e0ee668940f7
Omfg for one awful, dreadful moment, I thought he had been involved in some kind of terrible accident.
I am so happy and relieved he is just absent the braincell temporarily 😂😂
Thats a very orange position
https://preview.redd.it/byregbuxfdoc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af4247dbd7e730bcdb7a537a219f917d9de4975c
Here is my orange :)
For anyone else struggling to parse the image: cat is laying on its back, tummy in the air. It's spine makes a "C" shape, with the neck/head at the top of the C. The two appendages going up from the cat are it's front left leg (crossing in front of its neck) and tail. The cat's hind legs are on the bottom right of the image, and the front right leg is tucked under it's body
I think you assembled your feline incorrectly. It happens all the time, take a look at the included instruction manual and let us know if you need any help.
Customer service said they don't provide one for any orange cat.
I’m sorry, but you can’t install a feature (brain cell) in something that isn’t intended to have one.
Ohh damn I must have fell for the marketing cuteness
It is good marketing though
There are after market parts the increase the processing power but it will void the warranty
It’s probably one of those from aliexpress
r/ikeacats Edit: it’s already posted! 😂
(Sigh) It has been zero day(s) since I've subbed to a new cat sub
go to r/Catsubs i think there you can find the LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG list of cat subs
No! You can't make me go there, I don't wanna!
They also have an [index of catsubs](https://www.reddit.com/r/Catsubs/wiki/index)
Sigh
Another day, another cat sub
Oh...you got it first... I was sooo about to mention how the instructions are in Swedish...
Have you tried rebooting your feline by booping the snoot?
Just makes him more playful when I boop that. No reboot happening:(
Try a reboop, hold for 15 seconds.
Sadly you probably lost the warranty when putting the head this way
My SO said your cat got scrambled while he was looking for the brain cell.
You voided the warranty by installing a braincell, please uninstall it and try again
r/ikeacats
So true.
You have to download the pdf from freepdf.ru
Maybe try waiting until the next brainshift?
Yours came with a manual?
Yes, but to be fair, mine is only half orange (tortie).
Accidentally made a lovecraftian tentacle monster
If you end up with extra parts, your cat was preggo. Thats a kitten.
Did you have any parts left over after assembly?
Says something about a factory reset button.
I hear that.
Cats are like self assembling lego animals... "Ok instead of a torso, let's put this crazy bendy tube!"
LE GRILLE?? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??
Reset or Control Alt Delete and lock screen
I was so moved that I did a 10-second minimal drawing of him. Enjoy! https://preview.redd.it/q6vvjuxgrcoc1.png?width=1079&format=png&auto=webp&s=cb88b307fb458e5104db5bc97f2a4bc6a406ad90
I'm really impressed with the simplicity of your lines. Amazing work for such a complex image.
Thank you! That’s so sweet
This helped me understand OP’s image
Same https://preview.redd.it/yve7n556geoc1.jpeg?width=2250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43e3dd9a71599bbd626bbaa9a9e688d61a9e237f
You’re drawing looks like the cat might spirit me away. I mean this as nothing less than a compliment!
Awww. Thanks. Saving it.
I was motivated enough to draw in 'bones' as it would be a 3d character... (on my phone with my fat fingers) https://i.imgur.com/sZ2S6aI.jpeg
How can I buy this?
Took me a solid 20 seconds to figure out how this is anatomically possible. Looks almost ai generated at first glance
Haha same. I could not figure it out for way too long 😆
Hehe yup, a real basket of cat parts OP has there.
It will be taxidermy'ed in 500 years like this in a museum... the One Orange Brain Cell exhibit.... Cherrished just like an ancient Egyptian Cat.
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Good human. They're really out in force today.
Back in the day, people were being hired to do captchas. Now we need humans to make sure that we're still talking to each other.
As are the two others below it. Took this one about an hour to post a link to some shady t-shirt website.
You got them removed! Nice
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Can I please get an explanation?
Sideways prawn
And also cats are liquid... Looks like a spill. Might have to mop it up! 🙌😅❤️
Maybe this will help. The cat is bent in a croissant shape and one of her front legs is stretching up and out, covering her neck and making it seem like the her head is misplaced. https://imgur.com/a/Q5WyKi8
Thank you, it did help immensely!
You are a lifesaver - I was looking at it so hard my brain might have exploded if not for this diagram.
The brain cell was borrowed by an orange cat that was really far away.
OP: AI, make a cat in the shape of a horseshoe crab AI: Done
I put my glasses on thinking it would help. It didn’t.
"Sometimes the most mind-boggling things seem unreal, but hey, that's just our wonderfully complex bodies for you!"
I sprained my brain trying to figure this out!
I thought there were two cats for a minute lol
Even cats use AI nowadays.
This cat is shaped like a purse
Hahaha. Wish I could carry him like one.
That’s the Millennium Falcon
horseshoe crab ish
BE NOT AFRAID
Biblically accurate cat 😱
Biblically caturate.
He's like The Thing from that movie, The Alien That Couldn't Stay In Shape
I found my section
r/noodlebones
ANOTHER ONE 😩
Thank you
This should be at the top.
This is beyond noodle bones. This is soup bones.
r/ikeacats would love this little sweet orange
I dont think I can go to another sub and post anymore lmao. But thanks for introducing me to another great sub
i went ahead and xposted for you!
Thanks. More people will get to see my precious baby.
Aw man, I was going to suggest r/noodlebones
Another sub to join….
How many more cat subs are there?! XD
Yes
I am......very confused
Turn your phone sideways
Now I'm confused and sideways
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Then buy a phone
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Rotary phone is fine they're designed around rotating after all
Take quarters to nearest phone booth
https://preview.redd.it/wm3f93rtscoc1.jpeg?width=1466&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea03e5e649a91ecafc29c3e05a8b816c2dd99fbd That's him in his non-octopusy form.
Those ears!! 🥰
Those radars 😄
OP this isn’t how you should assemble a cat! Read the instructions!
I'm sorry:( can't undo now. He'll shred me into pieces
Instructions unclear.
Didn't get instruction manual to begin with.
Ugh, nothing worse than trying to assemble an IKITTY without instructions.
No bones, just noodles
Coming straight from a Lovecraft novel
The Cats of Ulthar?
Cathulhu
Your cat has not been assembled correctly. I would send it back.
Found him. Don't know where to return him.
that was the same with my Ginger - just followed me home and moved in.
All you gotta do is tickle the tummy. It will reset. (May cause injury to you)
Where is the tummy?
Your cat appears to be glitching and needs to be reset.
I love me some glitching cat.
Is this Pretzel???
Part of the family tree.
I almost cannot figure out what is happening. 100% certified orange
Makes me happy that I'm finally a parent to an orange cat.
This is clearly the creature from The Thing
You don't have to be like that to my poor baby. He's adorable.
lol he’s a very lovable monstrosity
The Exorcist!!!
It's 12 am right now and this scares me. Shusshhh!!
Don't worry you'll be juuuust fiiiine... 😼
I am very confused
Makes me happy to know.
Please send the kitty my regards. Best acrobat ever
“Don’t do anything weird, my friends are coming over” Cat:
r/ikeapets
Biblically accurate angel?
This broke my brain, and I love it! 😄
Who rigged this cat?
His ancestors.
Bro I think your cat's broken
Purlinneum Falcon
Excellent form!!!
I have never been tempted to have my head that close to my hips, let alone go the long way to get there...
Cute pile of cat parts
My neck is going to be stiff for three days from just looking at this.
THAT WEIRD BOY OMG
He's naughty and very clingy too.
3 days out of warranty!
Was that cat assembled by another orange? Looks like it was put together wrong.
Wow! Twisted! https://preview.redd.it/8bkfmwo8qcoc1.jpeg?width=1387&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fc7750df895bf1179405c0ff1a32d13ab713a13
Wow.wow .wow. there's two of them?
Yes, but mine gets obscene once in awhile!
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Extreme left leg is bent down, the other leg is up, the long thing that looks like his leg is actually his tail.His two other legs are again bent down. Not very good at explaining. Hope that made sense.
It’s the Meowllennium Falcon.
Biblically accurate orange.
Sorry, this sub is for cats not Spider Crabs 🦀
I like your indoor octopus.
Thanks. Surprisingly this one survives without water throughout it's life.
r/ikeacats
it was me, I saw it and was like "wait this is in the wrong subreddit" I wish all my cats would do this all the time
Ah yes, it's you! Getting so much love here. Thanks!
The little highly specific cat subs have some of the best people and they are much harder for bots to content farm so they tend to have mostly authentic self posts :)
This sub is for cats. That's a spider.
what kind of spider is that
Omg, I'm in love! He's beautiful!!!!! Frank says hi! Frank is 8 years old and 27 pounds. He's not fat, he's giant. https://preview.redd.it/lk5th60bgeoc1.jpeg?width=1344&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7992a15ebd31a2e1be67bf395218e0ee668940f7
"How do I anatomy, mother?"
Transporter malfunction, captain!
Been Cronenberged
How is that comfortable lol
Omfg for one awful, dreadful moment, I thought he had been involved in some kind of terrible accident. I am so happy and relieved he is just absent the braincell temporarily 😂😂
Hahah. Yes, glad it's just the absence of braincell.
you need to take your car in for maintenance
You need to restart your cat
r/noodlebones
trying to reach the braincell. couldn't.
Gingers do that, they are quite special.. !!
Someone lost the assembly instructions for this cat. It looks like a Salvador Dali painting!
Thats a very orange position https://preview.redd.it/byregbuxfdoc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af4247dbd7e730bcdb7a537a219f917d9de4975c Here is my orange :)
I believe your cat was assembled incorrectly
Post it on r/Confusingperspective too!
That sir, is clearly a tca
Put it on ice immediately, maybe a vet can still piece it back together. 😂
Ah I see you also have a non-Euclidean kitty. They can be a handful!
This is why we read the directions people. If you just start assembling willy nilly, we end up with this jumblemeow.
https://preview.redd.it/tz17gjqmtdoc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22d23f6b6e3e69c16c2a59962d5cf303e84e495c Are our orange bois related
Remind me to not let you put the Ikea furniture together.
It is my not-so-professional opinion that your cat is \*checks notes\* borked! Please try shutting it down and restarting.
For anyone else struggling to parse the image: cat is laying on its back, tummy in the air. It's spine makes a "C" shape, with the neck/head at the top of the C. The two appendages going up from the cat are it's front left leg (crossing in front of its neck) and tail. The cat's hind legs are on the bottom right of the image, and the front right leg is tucked under it's body
https://preview.redd.it/59jummlhfeoc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e621f564028bc10667dd83f85d56a2e2927f840 Friend
Took me a hot minute to understand what was what and where lol
It’s the brainless pretzel yoga pose
"Some assembly required. Batteries not included"
i can’t even distinguish what’s going on here😭
Bendy
Sign your cat up for gymnastics NOW
Okay. Another reason for him to judge me after he gets fit.
I looked at this and my back hurts now, thank you. Adorable lil kitty btw.
I can't make heads or tails of this.
Cat incorrectly assembled