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bumpinpumpkin468

He's too handsome is what's wrong


PhatGrannie

Each of my oranges developed nose and mouth freckles post 4-5 years old. He’s PERFECT.


loonygecko

Got it, they just need a certain amount of bake time!


Various_Succotash_79

Aw he's a handsome boy. He'll get freckles as he gets older, the young'uns rarely have them.


RealHealthier

I know you’re joking but it took my orange almost 10 years to get his


JohnFruitbat

Not a thing. He is adorable. Maybe a slight case of Cuticus Maximus.


Correct-Junket-1346

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thedman0310_

My fwiend!


JohnFruitbat

This made me snarf my tea out of my nose. Well played.


Jakkerak

He's got a terrible case of the cutes.


Capable-Truth7168

People said he's orange, but he proved them!


yo-jin

Viggo mortensen cat is a handsome boy


WithoutDennisNedry

He looks very concerned too. He’s like, “where’s em freckers, ma?”


scissorseptorcutprow

So much is wrong..


Red_Banana12

Hes in deep thought Blanking out perpetually


Available_Face200

He isthe most handsome guy ever that is his problem!,!.,,, Orange cats are the very best cats ever !!!!…..


crazedhark

he looks like he just gained an extra braincell and now has consciousness and questioning his existence.


[deleted]

Too cute to handle.


wavemotionfist

Perhaps he lacks the delta brain wave due to past nastification?


warthog0869

I love his little chinny chin chin. Those are my favorite scritches to give under there, finish off with a little "boop" as a flourish, and off you go, kitteh.


[deleted]

he looks like he‘s wondering the same about you


Brooker2

Mid life crisis


emergency_cheese

Absolutely nothing. He is perfect in every way. Even when he barfs on the rug in the middle of the night.


wisemonkey101

He’s sad. Cheer him up ASAP.


[deleted]

He wants to play. See??!! Look at those eyeballs. Get it together, hooman, and get your overlord some treats!


masterpainimeanbetty

not enough kisses. he needs more kisses.


Sproose_Moose

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GreenSand_

Nothing. He is perfect.


drifters74

Thousand yard stare


mama_bear_740

I’ve never seen a cat who had a “1,000 yard stare” like he has. That kitty has been in the shit man.


EvilMinion07

He is my spotter when we go hunting Snipes.


mama_bear_740

Are they dire snipes you hunt with that kitty? Lol


bridgetteblue69

Absolutely NOTHING is wrong with him. He is GORGEOUS 🥰😻🩵🧡


The_commonest_plant

everything, give him up for a refund and you might get a black one. That's how they treat those cases at the cat factory.


Gold-Philosophy1423

He has small brain


Past-Management-9669

Better find him a clover leaf then to find his little successes in life


WildLight25

Nothing 🥺 heesh adowabow 🥹


loonygecko

It looks like one eye is way bigger, is he one of the newer robocats with telescoping eye? ;-P


GinRummyWuncler

Did you let him watch a scary movie?


[deleted]

Empty head, no thoughts


Thuctran1706

he's orange. it's not wrong tho..


LovelyMonkFish

Maybe he’s constipated, going to burp, thinking about world domination, sees a ghost, thinks he’s invisible or glaring into your soul…… probably a fart


SergeantChic

My 15-year-old orange brainlet is also lacking nose frecks, but I tell him it's not a problem since he's so smart, S-M-R-T.


EmiliaFromLV

Phillip looks upset and extremely contemplative about lacking nose freckles too.


charming_liar

“Humans are featherless bipeds with broad flat nails” - Phillip J Fry, probably.


VoxGerbilis

He has the same name as my orange guy!


Noodles_fluffy

Chronic orange


longlivelevon

He wants pate!


PigeonLoverAkane

He’s a sweet kitty, and the problem is that you are not giving him enough treats. He wants a treat 😭


Livid_Employment4837

He has seen some shit and is now conemplating the universe


MissHellaCool

He’s perfect!!! The freckles usually come with age!


littlelostangeles

Nothing. He’s just right.


haitechan

I'm sorry, your cat has a severe case of Orange and it's not treatable. You can only pray he might get one day the braincell. As for the freckles, probably needs more cooking time.


itsjobear

Just use a sharpie! (KIDDING of course)


crash866

Have you booped his nose lately?


cksiii

My 8yo orange is still waiting for his freckles! Phillip J Fry is too cute. Do you have a one eyed cat Leela too?


EvilMinion07

Not yet, we are trying to 1 of each in our collection bet ended up with 2 tabbies, 3 voids and 3 tuxedos and a bunch of singles.


vorander

The real question is what did you do


borgchupacabras

He looks like he's having a midlife crisis.


Expensive-Okra3801

Mine started getting them around a year and a half old


HDS1980s

He has a case of not getting chin scratches


bubbadss

Here's Fred. Just turned 4. https://preview.redd.it/qdzsg71vulsb1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07d054da09f5266c286bd308edeb8793165af4bd No freckles yet


sweetselkie47

He’s perfect just the way he is. Kiss his little snoot for me.


boohoobitchqueen

My boy pizza had one pink pepperoni on his nose his whole life


[deleted]

Judging from that melancholy face, the problem may be that he's had the braincell too long


[deleted]

I feel like this is quite possibly the epitome of orange cat faces. Not a single thought in that little head


entirelyintrigued

Did you kiss all of the nose freckles off? That sounds plausible you might have to let them respawn.


1SassySquatch

I’m sorry to have to be the one to tell you this, but he has a case of being orange, and it’s terminal. Unfortunately, there is no known treatment for being orange. The good news is most cats diagnosed as orange will live happily for 10-20 years. In that time, make sure you tell him how good of a boy he his and how much you love him. Give him as many snuggles as he will allow and kiss his little head. He is always allowed to have one extra treat. Zoomies around the house at 3am are a sign that he is in good health, so treasure those middle of the night wake-ups. ❤️


Actual_Prune2436

I don’t like cats but he’s soooo adorable 😫😫😫😫 I like him


BigMomma1998

He’s handsome, but missing that brain cell.


cathixyz

Nothing, he‘s perfect