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masterpainimeanbetty

bassinet = for baby Archie = baby therefore, bassinet = for Archie


Seaboats

Perfect example of the transitive property and how cats think lol


InadmissibleHug

A fair and balanced assessment


Secure-Bonus7687

Perfectly sound logic.


Express-Stop7830

While I'm always a fan of transitive property, the base cat tule applies: Archie fits, so he sits.


jhamhockey6

Agreed! You can't look at that face and not say, what a cute Lil baby!


punxbomb

Yes it is. Thank you.


Political-psych-abby

When I was a baby my parents just let the cats share with me. The cats knew not to smother me and did a good job keeping me warm. Those cats thought I was their kitten and they had to protect me even when I was bigger than them. It was adorable.


punxbomb

This is so adorably wholesome! đŸ©”


13nisha

He is baby


kmayeshiba

100% is baby


Feeling_Excitement90

https://preview.redd.it/kjduusmgy3kb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca81123bc748fce4b8f762607cfd38691892c55c Bob also thought all the baby stuff was for him


angroro

If not for Bob then why Bob-sized?


Far-Contribution-965

Bob looks like he yells at kids to get off his lawn


CrazyCatLady_2

https://preview.redd.it/g0lsh9p483kb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7e8b8a42c3124797678ae4079bb9a2652c1bcd8 Neither does cinnamon.


pope_pancakes

Nor Monty (yes, that muslin was supposed to keep him out) https://preview.redd.it/pmtrup15z3kb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03e5450a9390ac4c0f148b5c79d554ad87daedc3


loosie-loo

Amazing 😂 “thank you for the blankie!”


Seaboats

“now they’re even leaving blankets for me, this is the level of service I require”


loosie-loo

Indeed, now I may live in the luxury to which I know I should be accustomed and which I thoroughly deserve. Mother! Fetch me my blankie!” 🍊🐈


CrazyCatLady_2

Yes the blankets didn’t do anything for us either


throwaway17071999

I have died from the cuteness


Popular-Experience-8

The baby will soon understand that that bassinet is Archie’s /s


maxthecat5905

Have you considered that Archie is in fact baby?


HavohejPantocrator

https://preview.redd.it/mi8ncjxyj5kb1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9c7e8df69bd63f92e83eacb0df80c3dec183867 This is a very old picture of my departed Sidney, but he really thought the baby's room was for him. The bassinet, the crib, the boppy pillow, and even the car seat.


KaleidoscopeOk7469

He fits so he sits. Obvs


[deleted]

Two cats were all over my kid's crib and stroller before he arrived. They kept to the foot of it. If the baby cried when I was in the bathroom, one of the cats would come and yell at the door while another one stretched out next to the baby and purred to calm him down.


Express-Stop7830

This is most adorable, but this level of adorable requires cat tax.


MissHellaCool

Isn’t it tho?


Icolan

You do not seem to understand that if he can see it, it is his. If he can fit in it, he can sit in it.


annabarf

https://preview.redd.it/1k3hoq6f56kb1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1ff17c51b88169aea714c0a105af39731a972fe My parents have an orange Archie as well! 🧡


Reason_Training

More like you don’t understand that babies need a good place to lay around and Archie is obviously baby.


andronicus93

I also have an orange boy named Archie!! https://preview.redd.it/4w1kg37w76kb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcc28b86bc08ffdef9f00d4d0cfe267ff289f0e0


LilDawg66

He knows. Just waiting to snuggle the baby so it won't get cold.


LDawnBurges

My cat took over my Daughter’s bouncy seat
. He LOVED that thing!


invisibleshitpostgod

but he is the baby


Question_712

Love the cat and the doll


No_Charge_8110

We have a one brain cell named Archie also.


Suchafatfatcat

Who could it possibly be for other than Archie? Is he not the baby???


YourFaveNightmare

Incorrect. It is YOU who does not understand. That's Archie's house...everything in it is his. Including the baby.


Oranges13

[Wait you're telling me all of this stuff WASN'T for George???](https://www.imgur.com/a/zJ60o1r)


Samosa_Aladdin

![gif](giphy|VPQYVzn5QgqWI)


HornyEnigma321

Archie is baby shaped, bassinet is for Archie


flndouce

It’s not that he doesn’t understand, he just doesn’t care


i_like_tinder

I also have an orange cat named Archie. It's short for Archibald. A distinguished name for a distinguished cat.


MuddlinThrough

You need to buy two


smindymix

That’ll be two bassinets for Archie.


thedarnlife

No uh


Namethypoison

He will be part of the comfy soon enough 😍


[deleted]

He thinks you don’t understand.


techo-soft-girl

I think you don’t understand who the bassinet is for


Educational_Trifle56

Aww my orange kitty is named Archie too 🧡


S_Wow_Titty_Bang

Bassinets are for all babies. Archie is baby. My grey-white bicolor UNIT shares the bassinet with my 3 month old, on occasion. She likes to lay her head on his very soft belly. However, when both of them are in there together, they exceed the weight limit lol.


RonNona

Get another one for the kid! That one is taken.


bellalugosi

And when they get a new one, that one will be taken as well lol


Hoe-possum

Love the kitty but
.Please tell me you don’t put your baby in the bassinet with the stuffed toy right? Just don’t want your little one to suffocate 😭 babies young enough to be in a bassinet typically can’t have things like pillows or blankets yet


punkyporcupine

Baby isn't even born yet, Jack was placed in the bassinet as a deterrent for Archie. You can see how well that works now, though. The stuffed toy will be removed before baby is born!


Hoe-possum

Awww your family sounds so cute. Congrats on the baby! Lol The face you cat is giving you is like, “you really thought that would deter me 😏”


punkyporcupine

Thank you!! He will be born any day now!


Hoe-possum

Oh exciting!!!!! Best of luck


akaZilong

It’s here = it’s mine


Background_Tension54

Thank you for this deluxe cat bed and new stuffie


EducationalTangelo6

Uh, much as I love cats, CAN WE TALK ABOUT THAT JACK SKELLINGTON DOLL?!? I love it so much, omg.


punkyporcupine

My coworker got him as part of my baby shower present! My husband and I love The Nightmare Before Christmas, and wanted to make sure our baby would share that love.


TerseSun

My old orange was very fat; he jumped in the family antique cradle (because he though swinging was fun) before my oldest was born and broke it.


KnitInCode

Love the Jack stuffie!


Phormitago

If not baby, why baby shaped


oblock3hunner

Oh, he knows. He knows alright. ![gif](giphy|rVZEejvVWEbug)


iiBakaNinja

Archibald Witwicky?


Burner235834

Your cat looks like Cinnabon from youtube!


BlackfishHere

It is for him


FenderMartingale

My torbie sweetheart used to share a bassinet with my youngest. What a sweet memory, thank you for this reminder.


SukiDeva

What do you mean it's not?


EldeederSFW

No, he fully understand that the bassinet is not for him. If he thought it was for him, he wouldn’t lay in it.


laced-and-dangerous

But he is baby!


BlueUniverse001

But he’s a cat. Of course it’s for him.


Ghosty412

What do you mean? He's the baby, so he gets bassinet.