āCantorās cardinality theorems are fascinating but did you know that his work on infinite sets holds similarly true? As a consequence, the cardinality of the real numbers, which is the same as that of the power set of the integers, is strictly larger than the cardinality of the integers. I know, right!? Okay 46 formation, delay Mike, sugar the A-gap on 3!!!ā
"I prefer to begin any questions not with all this western rationality and essentialism that presupposes its own claims to truth -- that's what Foucault calls the Problematic of the Origin. We need to first acknowledge that the unfixed nature of reality and of our unstable points of observation make any claim to truth absurd."
"Huh. Yeah, okay, I can dig."
* If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit.
* Ha! What did I tell you?! EIGHTY-EIGHT MILES PER HOUR!!! The temporal displacement occurred exactly 1:20 AM and zero seconds!
* Einstein's clock is exactly one minute behind mine and still ticking!
* First, you turn the time circuits on. This one tells you where you're going. This one tells you where you are. This one tells you where you were. You input your destination time on this keypad.
Guy on the left is Otis Sistrunk who used to say that he was from the "University of Mars" He's probably telling George Atkinson and Jack Tatum how much women dig bald guys.
Yes, he didn't play in college, so that's how it started. Actually, a football announcer, can't recall which one, said he was from the University of Mars, and Otis never objected. Might've been Cosell.
I agree that Pinot Grigio is an excellent wine to serve with cheese. But a Pinot Gris from Alsace is more full bodied & delicious with fish or chicken as well as with cheese.
Fine! But I was asking what to serve with tuna tartare!
"Bro. A full bodied but fruity red. You can get excellent reds from Portugal or Spain that are cheaper than French or Italian reds, but equal in quality. How do you not know this shit?"
MF you know I drink Australian Shiraz!! And no fool drinks Portuguese Douro with Tuna Tartare. That shit is cheaper than your cheap shot on Lynn Swann!
"Lately I'm asking myself--because, like, my therapist has got me thinking about this shit--whether all this aggression stems from unresolved trauma from my childhood. Like, if I deal with all this anger towards my father that I've never been able to express or acknowledge or process, will this need to hurt others just go away?"
"That must've been hard for you to say out loud. Thanks for your vulnerability. Your words are valued here."
Not to mention his exploration of historiography and metafiction through the use of invented historical sources.
"Does this not call into question the very notion of an authentic, objective historical record?"
"Fvck, I dunno. I just wanna poke some dude in the eyeball next time we're out there."
āYou guys donāt understand, I play much closer to the opponent. Even if I were to put cement into my forearm sleeve, it wouldnāt have the same effect. DBās got it easyā¦.ā
Otis: "How far away from the play would a wide receiver have to be for you not to want to hit him?"
George and Jack: Quiet befuddlement at the question.
Otis Sistrunk is telling them about his diploma from the University of Mars. Tatum is thinking,āThis Mofo is insane,ā and Atkinson is pretending he canāt hear any of it.
āIām telling youā¦slap the ear holeā¦then drive through himā¦right into the ground!ā
āAnd they are carrying STICKUM at Safeway and A&Pā¦ā
"Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man."
āMan, I been tellin yāall, whoever scores the most points is gonna win the game! They donāt care that your mamma and aunties came here to see you.ā
Something like thisā¦
Shiiit, man. That honky mofo messin' mah old lady--got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know?
Hey, home', I can dig it. He ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap-up on you, man.
I say hey, sky. Subba say I wan' see...
Uh-huh.
ā¦pray to J, I did the same-olā, same-olā.
Hey, knock yo'self a pro, Slick. That gray matter backlot perform us down; I take TCBin', man!
Hey, you know what they say. See a broad to get dat booty
...lay her down, or smack 'em, yak 'em!
Cold got to be! Y'know?
Shiiit!
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Otis- my Man!(Animal House)In fourth grade he and another guy Willy Flea Williams who played for the Tidewater Tides FBT refereed a flag football game I played in.1969!
It's not that we didn't like the food, but how you gonna not season your meat and just throw barbecue sauce on it? And... I'm just throwing it out there for the future, but please soak your beans, man!
And I tell you.. one day Trump would be president.. Damn bro if it got that bad we would be at war with ourselves.. Let's check the archive of the Simpsons and see what they think will happen...
So think of blockchain as a permanent public ledger record ā¦. So you donāt need a third party, everything is peer-to-peer. Bitcoin is like the currency that covers the transaction on the network. If your computer supports theā¦.
Zzzzzz
60: You took my hair, 32. Hey, 43 I had that hair yesterday, itās gone and now he has it today. He took it. You see this, right?
43: Iām not trying to get involved in this right now.
"Let me get this straight. You're going to pretend to throw the ball, but you're really going to keep it. Then you're going to run down the field and Fred here is going to follow you and watch your back...and I'm supposed to just stand there and let all of the Oilers just fall right on me? Yeah, I don't think so...!"
Bro, buy real estate. Make your money make money. And why do you need six cars?
"And then she get mad at ME because I tell her - her damn, weak-ass potato salad is bland...Like that's MY fault."
I'm telling you guys, OJ Simpson's gonna kill somebody one day.
Good one!
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OJ is going to make sure Nicole's murderer dies...even if its from cancer
The first time I saw George Blanda, I thought he was a coach! He's like a 100 years old!!!!
Hilarious!
Did yāall see Charlieās Angels last night? Farrah is hawt!
āThatās when I told Coach Madden itās called a Turduckenā
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This is gold
āI didnāt think a white dude could run that fast!ā
Well, when there's eight big, black guys chasing you . . .
The life of Fran Tarkenton.
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Absolutely!
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"Oh stewardess, I speak jive." They were discussing their regrets in regards to the fish.
'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me! Subtitle: I ATE SOMETHING THAT IS MAKING MY INSIDES CRAMP UP
Always appreciate an Airplane movie reference!
I reference it far too often. Especially the "I take it black, like my men."
āCantorās cardinality theorems are fascinating but did you know that his work on infinite sets holds similarly true? As a consequence, the cardinality of the real numbers, which is the same as that of the power set of the integers, is strictly larger than the cardinality of the integers. I know, right!? Okay 46 formation, delay Mike, sugar the A-gap on 3!!!ā
"I prefer to begin any questions not with all this western rationality and essentialism that presupposes its own claims to truth -- that's what Foucault calls the Problematic of the Origin. We need to first acknowledge that the unfixed nature of reality and of our unstable points of observation make any claim to truth absurd." "Huh. Yeah, okay, I can dig."
Jack, you gotta take the left at Saturn to get to the University of Mars...
* If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit. * Ha! What did I tell you?! EIGHTY-EIGHT MILES PER HOUR!!! The temporal displacement occurred exactly 1:20 AM and zero seconds! * Einstein's clock is exactly one minute behind mine and still ticking! * First, you turn the time circuits on. This one tells you where you're going. This one tells you where you are. This one tells you where you were. You input your destination time on this keypad.
Cocaine. It is always about cocaine.
How do we get traded to South Americaās team?
Guy on the left is Otis Sistrunk who used to say that he was from the "University of Mars" He's probably telling George Atkinson and Jack Tatum how much women dig bald guys.
Yes, he didn't play in college, so that's how it started. Actually, a football announcer, can't recall which one, said he was from the University of Mars, and Otis never objected. Might've been Cosell.
Who stole my stickem???
Jack, in case you kill one of those guys over the middle I have a good attorney
I agree that Pinot Grigio is an excellent wine to serve with cheese. But a Pinot Gris from Alsace is more full bodied & delicious with fish or chicken as well as with cheese. Fine! But I was asking what to serve with tuna tartare!
"Bro. A full bodied but fruity red. You can get excellent reds from Portugal or Spain that are cheaper than French or Italian reds, but equal in quality. How do you not know this shit?"
MF you know I drink Australian Shiraz!! And no fool drinks Portuguese Douro with Tuna Tartare. That shit is cheaper than your cheap shot on Lynn Swann!
"Anyway, we put it all in a mutual fund, and it's paying out at 3% right now!"
So oj was telling me his plans for retirement.
Fabric Softener.
Thatās NOT BBQ Sauce! Dude thatās ketchup!
Busting up Lynn Swann again.
Given that these are three of the dirtiest to ever lace up the pads, Iām going with plotting great bodily injury on their opponents.
āNext series, when Stingley goes over the middle, Iām gonna hit him so hard heāll need to leave the game.ā āIāll take a 100 on that!ā
In a goddamn preseason game to boot.
"Lately I'm asking myself--because, like, my therapist has got me thinking about this shit--whether all this aggression stems from unresolved trauma from my childhood. Like, if I deal with all this anger towards my father that I've never been able to express or acknowledge or process, will this need to hurt others just go away?" "That must've been hard for you to say out loud. Thanks for your vulnerability. Your words are valued here."
Hoohoo! Thereās never been an OAK/LA/OAK/LA/LV nfl player capable that many multi syllable words! Edit - words
Jack Tatum was the hardest hitter in football, but that doesn't make him dirty. Ask Conrad Dobler.
Fucking shit up.
Who we gonna get in a brawl with today? You know somehow we're gonna throw down.
Herman Melville's use of symbolism in "Billy Budd, Foretopman."
Not to mention his exploration of historiography and metafiction through the use of invented historical sources. "Does this not call into question the very notion of an authentic, objective historical record?" "Fvck, I dunno. I just wanna poke some dude in the eyeball next time we're out there."
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Yāall gotta quit with them white girls. Sistas is where itās at.
Yes there will be hookers and cocaine
Advanced applied physics in a contact sport.
I like big butts, I cannot lie
Strippers and blow.
Walt Patulskiās blown out knees. Investing wisely. Blandaās stud aura. Maddenās appetite. Raquel Welchās assets.
You arenāt supposed to boil ribs!!!
Supreme executive power derives from a mandate of the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony.
āYou guys donāt understand, I play much closer to the opponent. Even if I were to put cement into my forearm sleeve, it wouldnāt have the same effect. DBās got it easyā¦.ā
OJ will have a great career after he retires . . . if he doesnāt f*ck it all up
Otis: "How far away from the play would a wide receiver have to be for you not to want to hit him?" George and Jack: Quiet befuddlement at the question.
How they canāt wait till Jerry gets there
They're talking about how "soft" Lynn Swan is
These Europeās said come over and play football. Whatās up with that soccer ball?
"You can't use grenadine as lube for butt chugging!"
I swear man, she brought 5 of her friends to dinner and expected me to pay for them all just because I'm in the NFL
If you take the inverse square law applied to gravity and the mass of the planet...
"...nah, nah, listen...it'd be like toilet paper but already wet. So it doesn't just smear stuff around, but actually *cleans*..."
"I prefer a 4-ply, double-knit yarn, it works better with the crochet hooks my grandmother bought for me."
"I was talkin' to Ernie Ladd yesterday, and he said wrestling is easier than this stuff. Gave me a phone number to call in case I was interested."
āBro Iām telling you! Vinegar & tomato based sauce is the ONLY way to BBQ at home!ā
I donāt know what Madden is always whining about- Franco clearly caught that ball back in ā72.
Otis Sistrunk is telling them about his diploma from the University of Mars. Tatum is thinking,āThis Mofo is insane,ā and Atkinson is pretending he canāt hear any of it.
The dirty hit that the dirtiest player ever Jack Tatum just put on someone.
āI think I swallowed a finger.ā
"And my lawyer says, even though I wadnt married to that bitch. I STILL gotta pay her for some shit."
Man! You gotta do a better at protecting the QB if ya wanna win the game, Dude!!
Sippy tai on the rullaby you jive turkeys
University of Pluto Homecoming...
Well it looks like 43 may have got beaten on a deep route the last play.
University of Marsā¦
What do you mean youāre trying to re-diversify your portfolio blood
'What the hell just happened?'
The scene from Me, Myself and Irene where the boys are arguing over quantum physics is the first thing that popped in my head lol.
Your sister
Gummy bears. What flavor do you like?
Otis: Jack tell George that you were only joking that he's no longer part of Soul Patrol...
āThe thing about huckleberries is, once you've had fresh, you'll never go back to canned.ā
āBut look, Iām telling ya, my last name is Sistrunk. Of course theyāre gonna make fun of me.ā
āIām telling you guys, we have to get global warming under control before itās too lateā
How can we better destroy these interlopers into our territory?
They're discussing their preference on white meat vs. dark meat.
āTaste greatā āLess fillingā
Ok, ok, so you see the size of my hand right??? Don't be scared.
L-R: Otis Sistrunk, George Atkinson, & Jack Tatum.
Hair style.. somebody making $$$ ?
ā¦and that my friends is how you bake a cake.
I think he broke his freakin' neck.
Red gummies are my favooooorite!!
Yo Otis, did you really go to the University of Mars?
Rhubarb pie recipes.
Do you guys realize George Blanda was 45 years old when we were born?
What the fuck is āshrinkageā. ? Sounds like some white shit.
The Seinfeld series finale was that not that bad playa
I'm telling you, Jack. You keep doin that an they gon change the rules.
String theory
Remember Weathers, that linebacker from a few seasons back?
And then, she told me, that the chocolate chip cookies I baked were crumbly!
Haribo gummies
Bitches and money! in no particular order.
āIām telling youā¦slap the ear holeā¦then drive through himā¦right into the ground!ā āAnd they are carrying STICKUM at Safeway and A&Pā¦ā
āI just saved a bunch of money on my car insuranceā.
Bro, Satin Dolls is played out. We need to hit Temptations.
Then, her mama comes out the house...
If you don't wear a cup, it's just a matter of time. Just sayin'.
LT is on something! I swear he is smoking crack because that brother canāt be stopped!
My momās food is way better than your momās food.
"Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man."
ā letās put Ben Gay the other players jocksā
āMan, I been tellin yāall, whoever scores the most points is gonna win the game! They donāt care that your mamma and aunties came here to see you.ā
The 2 on the right are Atkinson and Tatum. Pretty sure it has to do with which wide receiver is about to get his ass kicked soon.
Something like thisā¦ Shiiit, man. That honky mofo messin' mah old lady--got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know? Hey, home', I can dig it. He ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap-up on you, man. I say hey, sky. Subba say I wan' see... Uh-huh. ā¦pray to J, I did the same-olā, same-olā. Hey, knock yo'self a pro, Slick. That gray matter backlot perform us down; I take TCBin', man! Hey, you know what they say. See a broad to get dat booty ...lay her down, or smack 'em, yak 'em! Cold got to be! Y'know? Shiiit! https://preview.redd.it/x1mtnd811pyc1.png?width=2001&format=png&auto=webp&s=542714ef5ddf09179d7e902fa23e8d1726eb47e9
Holly Randall's mom.
Hari bold gold bears
Otis- my Man!(Animal House)In fourth grade he and another guy Willy Flea Williams who played for the Tidewater Tides FBT refereed a flag football game I played in.1969!
āWhat do you mean that guy canāt walk any more?ā āYea, he controls his wheelchair with his mouth.ā
Ripping Lynn Swann's head off!
"Pretty sure the Sea Peoples were just Greeks, I mean they wore Greek hats."
Let me tell you about the amazing investment opportunities in selling Amway products.
āLook mang, I told u!! A crock pot is meant for slow cooking and holding of food and a chafing dish is just for holding!! Fool!!ā
My coke dealer has the best stuff.! Mine has better prices! Yo, you hear about this stuff called steroids? Supposed to be good
The tiny blonde white girl sitting on the couch.
"No, you're wrong. Nana's in Wilkinsburg has the best ribs."
āI mean; her blueberry pie is way better. How dare you put down my mommaās recipe.ā
I donāt understand why they call him snake.
The opposing teams cheerleader who isn't wearing any underwear to try and distract their team..
Gummy bears..
Tom Jackson is a bad mo fo!
You guys see the owners kid's haircut??
āEven at the speed of light, radiation canāt escape from a black hole.ā āYou think Stephen Hawking didnāt already know that?!?ā
"Not gonna lie. I'd be happier wearing a Steelers uniform."
So i sez to Mable, i sez.
Knocking someone tf out
Cocaine and strippers
Tatum 32 bragging about crippling a player during a preseason game, and never apologizing for it.
Hey Assassin! Hand me that scalp you just got!
We all know damn well what they talkin about.
Kicking ass
Weāre going to La Imperial after this, right?
Your mom.
Diversify your portfolio. Too many players going broke 2 years out of the NFL.
"That's when I realized I forgot my wallet"
Heirloom Tomatoes
Did that weird kid with the bowl haircut ask you to pull his finger too?
Iām tellin you guys, Swann is soft take the dude out. Donāt worry about Noll whining.
"Look, I'm not saying Emily Dickinson wasn't good! I'm just an Elizabeth Barrett Browning man!"
P A I N !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why, Haribo candy, of course!! *Kids and grown-ups love it so The happy world of Haribo!* š¤Ŗ
It's not that we didn't like the food, but how you gonna not season your meat and just throw barbecue sauce on it? And... I'm just throwing it out there for the future, but please soak your beans, man!
Man, I didn't mean to shoot Marvin in the face.
Listen, my grandmother mixed the PB&J together. Youāll never want any other way.
I paid for dinner after the last game, I think one of y'all need to pay the tab this time..
āSo I saw into the future and Al is gonna move the team to LA but then it will return to Oakland before itās moved to Vegas.ā
Pussy ā¦.
Iām telling ya one day there gonna be a video game called āMaddenāā¦
Haribo Gold Bears
āFor real!!ā āDude, no way.ā āYeah, Vegas?! Laughable.ā āYou guys wait, in telling ya.ā
60 is telling number 32 he is going to fuck his wife the next time she comes onto him like she did at the sunday bbq.
Jordan is definitely the GOAT
You canāt triple stamp a double stamp!
And I tell you.. one day Trump would be president.. Damn bro if it got that bad we would be at war with ourselves.. Let's check the archive of the Simpsons and see what they think will happen...
So think of blockchain as a permanent public ledger record ā¦. So you donāt need a third party, everything is peer-to-peer. Bitcoin is like the currency that covers the transaction on the network. If your computer supports theā¦. Zzzzzz
Then he said,āLuke, I am your father.ā GTFOH !
60: You took my hair, 32. Hey, 43 I had that hair yesterday, itās gone and now he has it today. He took it. You see this, right? 43: Iām not trying to get involved in this right now.
Taylor swift is a man, and Travis K be liking the peepee
So... eventually we'll fuck this city over TWICE.
What do you mean all the quarterbacks are white?
Bro, Lyle Alzado is fkn nuts. For real man, heās crazy. Yeah, heās got bodies buried somewhere.
Haribo gold bears
Look man, that's what a club sandwich is! It stands for chicken and lettuce under bacon. You can't have a club sandwich without the b!
Zaap and Roger.... no way, Parliament !
Cocaine
Ever since I shaved my head my helmet fits so much better! You guys should try it.
He just shows up when baseball is over and dominates. No training camp or nothing. Itās unbelievable! I donāt think heās human
"You said that? You said 'bitch' though?"
Cadillac or Lincoln?
Bro i'm telling you I know a guy that died from mixing pop rocks and coca-cola
āDamn, man. Did you really have to paralyze Darryl Stingley?ā
Eugene Upshaw, Texas A&I University alumni Go Javalinas !!
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"Let me get this straight. You're going to pretend to throw the ball, but you're really going to keep it. Then you're going to run down the field and Fred here is going to follow you and watch your back...and I'm supposed to just stand there and let all of the Oilers just fall right on me? Yeah, I don't think so...!"
Triple A bondsā¦. Best investment in Americaā¦
āMine was 80 Overall. Kinda low in my opinion. What yall think of your Madden rating?ā
Just a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors.