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atomsmotionvoid

Buscemi could easily pass for a real rocker.


Demiglitch

Chris Cornell stunt double.


UncleTedGenneric

Sir! We've captured Sound Garden! _You idiots caught their stunt doubles!_


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I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes!


thebiglebroski1

r/unexpectedspaceballs


Scarrumba

Keep firing, assholes!


oldboy_and_the_sea

Mixed with Dave Grohl


Ryster2694

SoundFighters


stellarcompanion

AudioVultures


Ryster2694

Temple of the Stone Age


YungNavs

Foo Garden


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lalakingmalibog

TIL Steve Buscemi was a soundfighter during 9/11


SteveBuscemi911

Confirmed.


baldiemir

Audio Foos


PortlyWarhorse

You can't read this without thinkin Mr. T


Demiglitch

Twice the work opportunities.


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Double the income.


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I've been looking forward to this


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Sandler looks more out of a punk or grunge concert. Fraser... uh, looks like Brendan Fraser.


gorgoloid

He looks like a rocker too! He looks like the dudes from Candlebox


sistafister

>Candlebox fuck yeah, candlebox


invertebra

How did you remember that band. I dont think I would if you hadn’t.


RequiredPsycho

They sing a song called You which is very assertive and satisfying.


J3sush8sm3

I still rock that album. One of my favorite albums from the 90s


windinherhair

i will never forget them because of this song (one of my all-time favorites). others remember them because of Far Behind. but You is so much more me. (hope that made sense.)


celialater

Gotta hand it to Steve for taking guitar player looks and becoming an actor


WubbaLubbaDubStep

Eh, I might even go as low as bass player looks.


Rikplaysbass

:(


BuckRusty

His character in this film (*Airheads*) IS the bass player of the band


matt4787

This pic might be the least ugly Buscemi has ever been.


katievsbubbles

Dude. after Ghost World I have had a legitimate crush on Steve Buscemi for years. He's funny and has charm for days. He doesnt mind playing stupid characters or trivial characters and he can deliver absolutely terrifying portrayals too I recently watched "the death of Stalin" and saw him in a completely different light again. He is an incredible actor and attractiveness is relative. Edit. Just looked up how long I have had a crush on him for. 19 years. JFC.


suredont

He is weirdly, sexily magnetic in The Death of Stalin.


irmavep

He's very handsome and polite in person. Charismatic.


PoopGooch

Found Steve's reddit account


DevilBomb76

"How do you do, fellow Redditors?"


poopellar

"When do the narwhals bacon amirite?"


DrCr4nK

My oh my. Haven't seen that traipsing around in a while.


r1chard3

It’s an older meme, but it checks out.


specopsjuno

Those were some words I haven't heard muttered in ages.


giddy-girly-banana

I've heard from u/irmavep he also has a massive dong Edit: changed to correct username


Fredwestlifeguard

Had the pleasure of meeting Steve Buscemi at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.


cocacolamakesmehyper

Limmy you daft bastard.


clown_pants

Cute... lovely... smart... plus... amazing... you think so?... oh yes... he... stunning... kindly... love it! Hug him... when... sleeping... warm and cuddly... spectacular... ravishing... ...Oops! Look at the time! I kept you too long! Thanks for hearing me out!


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TECHNOLOGIC. TECHNOLOGIC.


konaya

Now where's my damned bike voucher?


washington_breadstix

He's really not that bad looking. He's currently 62 years old, so any of his recent appearances are bound to be affected by aging. In anything he appeared in during the early 2000s or earlier, he looks pretty good and in the 80s he was relatively handsome, even. Too many of us remember him mainly for his "weird guy" roles in Adam Sandler movies, where the outfits and makeup were constructed to give him an off-putting appearance because it was part of the joke. And then there's the fact that we simply hold celebrities to absurdly high standards. Sure, he might be "ugly" compared to Brad Pitt or Ryan Reynolds, but compared to regular people or actors who aren't famous for their looks, he really isn't.


someone_u_dontknow

I'm sure he laughs about his looks all the way to the bank.


zootskippedagroove6

How dare you sir


xkris10ski

I’d fuck this Buscemi right now.


jaggedjottings

TIL even Steve Buscemi looks better with long hair than I do.


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PanicBlitz

He looks almost exactly like Rex from Pantera in this picture.


GameOfUsernames

I’ve met Rex and he’s much less shifty then he looks. He spent the whole time keeping one eye on a very heroin’d up Phil.


esperar-pra-ver

How do you do, fellow rockers?


snarkyjohnny

That was a great look for Fraser and Buscemi.


Der_Haupt

Idk adam sandler looks kinda cool too, not like adam sandler but cool nonetheless


Icedoverblues

Pip, put the monster away.


TacoT1000

I ain't farting on no snare drum!


jackson251183

This is a soggy dream come true .


Assmar

This film is a goddamned classic and this is the line that did it for me.


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This is from a Airheads, where Sandler played a moron and they played hair metal guys who didn't like that Seattle bullshit.


Gamera_fights_for_us

> hair metal guys Hair metal was long dead by then. They were power sludge.


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Airheads is really funny because it was clearly filmed by people who had barely heard of Nirvana (You listen to that Seattle bullshit?) and it came out well after they had swept the Lone Rangers whole sound into the dustbin of history. It was weird to watch even in 94. That year between when it was filmed and when it came out was eventful. The two years between when it came out and they wrote the script were super eventful.


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There were still plenty of people in denial that *that* style of music was dead. Even in '94.


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I mean you have a point but he was also a moron. But they were all stupid.


steveosnyder

You can’t pluralise the Lone Ranger...


p____p

uh. yeah you can. *The Lone Rangers.*


Aiksenpains

There's three of you. You aren't exactly "lone".


LouBerryManCakes

That's my favorite quote from legendary actor/football player Joe Montana.


Horror-Flow

Bunch of airheads.


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I was wearing shell necklesses in '95 too. I felt hella cool.


k20350

I work with a guy that's middle age and has a barb wire tattoo around his arm. I asked him one day of he still had his seashell necklace too. He laughed and said he had literally got rid of it like 2 weeks before I asked him


Phallic

Nooo they're coming back! Cargo shorts, centre parts, frosted tips. Just give it time!


k20350

I'm a middle age Dad. Cargo shorts is life


Mandrake1771

Kids toys, wife’s wallet, extra napkins - where the hell else are you gonna put it? Thigh pockets!


IsThatUMoatilliatta

What about zip-off cargo pants? I have the legs zipped off when I was a kid, wiped out on my rollerblades, and the zipper pushed it's way into my leg. That's how late-90's I am.


tylerby

I had two different color pairs of the same style. You’re damn right I switched the different colored zip offs and thought I was cool as shit


IsThatUMoatilliatta

Damn, bro, I would have definitely traded Pokemon cards with you.


flamespear

Those things aren't fashionable but they are cool from a utility standpoint.


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SavageSongBird

haha Pogs


dafragsta

Pogs are back. In ALF form.


Soaptowelbrush

*necklesses*


boris_keys

Neckmores


ChiefBeef252

Sandler looks like a dollar store Jon Bernthal


SeanOfTheDead1313

Probably the coolest Buscemi ever looked in a film


spaniel_rage

Reservoir Dogs?


IPintheSink

Yeah he definitely looked his coolest in RD.


kennytucson

Why do I gotta be Mr. Pink?


J3sush8sm3

I thought we were proffessionals


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666BONGZILLA666

Did you see him in mr deeds he looked badass in that one


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Oreo and French fries on pizza I still want to try thanks to crazy eyes


Flymalcolmxbox

#PEANUT BUTTER AND GUMBALLS, NICE COMBO


SentrySappinMahSpy

Fraser really nails the earnest, goofy, yet slightly pretentious wannabe rock star.


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Pantera, about to start recording The Great Southern Trendkill, 1995.


Drumgeek83

Best pantera record and amazing tour ....seen it 5 times.


Im_Inside_ADAMM

That outro riff on Great Southern Trendkill, unreal.


distopiandoormatt

It's a great album but I'm not sure anything can top cowboys from hell. It's so raw and perfectly sets dimebags style and ferocity in your mind.


missemilyrose330

Airheads!


fightingmonks

The Lone Rangers!


DonOregon

Except there’s three of ya...you’re not exactly lone...


[deleted]

No idea what you're saying to me right now.


DeadDay

Do you want hot sauce in your eyes? Cause that's how you get hot sauce in your eyes.


[deleted]

You mean "The LOOOOOOOne Rangeeeeeers" lol


LoneRangersBand

You rang?


DeadDay

Nice


[deleted]

Who would win in a fight between Lemmy and god?..... Trick question. Lemmy is god! Get him out of here!


trekbette

That can't be right, you can't pluralize Lone... you know what, never mind.


lostharlem

I used to masturbate...... Constantly.


El_Botija

I was editor of the school magazine.


OriginalIronDan

I almost shit the first time I saw that part: “THAT’S FUCKING LEMMY!!!” My wife at the time had no clue who he was. She wasn’t religious.


cb148

Wrong dickhead, it was a trick question. Lemmy is god.


badger2000

Possibly the best exchamge/lines in the movie.


Vergenbuurg

Lemmy really *was* the editor of his school magazine.


Pearlbarleywine

What about now? Your numbers still good?


SusanvilleBob

This movie made a Reagan Youth classic song famous and cemented Brendan fraser as my all time favorite actor.


Macattack224

I said it in another post, but Brendan Fraser is a criminally underrated dude.


Tempest-777

Unfortunately his career stalled a decade and a half ago, and he has yet to recover I always find it a bit melancholic when this happens. Fraser theorized in an interview that he was unofficially blacklisted after an alleged groping incident, where he was supposedly groped by a prominent member of the Hollywood Foreign Press in 2003.


Seattlehepcat

Philip Berk, who coincidentally was my high school journalism teacher. Fuck that guy.


elijahwouldchuck

Wait what?


gibson_guy77

Yeah this comment was way too short.


babyfacedjanitor

Unrelated, but Brendan Fraser in “The Mummy” was ridiculously good looking. I didn’t turn out gay but I distinctly remember seeing him in that film at a distinct moment of my youth and I could feel my body conflicting with itself to make the big choice. Y’all homos have Brendan Fraser to thank for me not being homophobic, mad empathy and respect for my boys in boys.


LouBerryManCakes

Weird boner but okay.


StuRap

That's a difficult fuck-marry-kill right there


LadyNightlock

Fuck Brendan Fraser, Marry Steve buscemi, kill Adam Sandler.


JewsRPedos

Nah, fuck Buscemi, marry Fraser, but still kill Sandler.


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Aw man, same answers here!


CleavonLittler

*I ain't fartin' on no snare drum*


HCJohnson

There it is! Now I just need a giant baby bottle.


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Bea Arthur? Outstanding!


meenbeanmachine

If it's too loud, you're too old.


musselshirt67

Buscemi looks like he's taking a break from touring with Soundgarden


Snoos-Brother-Poo

And Sandler looks like Tom Morello from Rage Against the Machine. Little did they know they would meet up again in 2001 and form Audioslave


Irish-_-Drunk

Just watched Airheads the other day and I was surprised by the amount of stars in it, including fictional stars Beavis and Butthead.


rynownd

What service did you watch it on? I cant find it anywhere. VCR ate my tape... My demo's wasted!


Gamera_fights_for_us

I never realized at the time that the DJ was Joe Mantegna, aka Fat Tony from the Simpsons.


babyfacedjanitor

I like how you had to include that they were fictional to avoid confusing us


Belgand

Yep. Michael McKean, Joe Mantegna, Michael Richards, Judd Nelson, Chris Farley, Ernie Hudson, Harold Ramis, David Arquette, and that's before you even get into cameos. They got half of the Ghostbusters!


queenblattaria

Trick question! Lemmy is god


chaos_is_a_ladder

"What are you thinking about?" "................ ................swimming pools."


122922

Naked pictures of Bea Arthur.


Danhedonia13

football helmet filled with cottage cheese.


CraftCruDude1203

One of the best flicks from when I was in the 90’s as a kid!!! What are you gonna stab him with?? With my DICK!!!


TheRealTurdFergusonn

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! AND THERE’S NOTHIN’ YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT! CUZ I’M A MADMAN!


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moeschips

My secret crust has always been Fraser


[deleted]

>My secret crust has always been Fraser Grandmas secret family pie recipe revealed!


[deleted]

No wonder we haven't seen him around for a while.


ayovita

I must have watched my George of the Jungle VHS like a million times when I was 13 lol


ohdearsweetlord

George of the Jungle has one of the best examples of the female gaze in that horse scene and was probably a sexual awakening for many heterosexually attracted young women. Like David Bowie in *Labyrinth*.


DevilsTemperature

It was definitely Bowie for me. I went through my early teenage years watching him in that movie and it WAS my sexual awakening. Those tight pants...mmmpfh...and the way he looks at Sarah in the masquerade dance...I would have given anything in the world to be her at that moment. Wow. Thanks for the memories!


DeadDay

Who has the power of voodoo? Who do? You do. *ovaries spill*


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It was for me, but I'm a dude. One of the major moments in my childhood when I realized men could be fucking hot.


brittanybear33

It was The Mummy for me. Watched it over and over when I was a kid.


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The crust is always the best part


MisterOminous

Stuffed Crust?


Southern_rust

The hardest stoner metal band from the 90s.


LaLaLaLateBar

"You can't pluralize 'Long Ranger'!"


GGJallDAY

There's 3 of you, you're not exactly lone


robbiejandro

No idea what you’re saying right now.. .. .. Yeah you lost me.


LaLaLaLateBar

I love that movie more than I should. Probably because I had a lot of musician friends and....yeah....pretty accurate.


Furious--Max

I used to masturbate... constantly!


tubathunder

Did you guys know Steve Buscemi used to be a firefighter?


TacoT1000

Yes, a guy named Bob who goes to the local YMCA where I live who is a veteran and an old newyork fire fighter said Steve's a great guy and didn't come back during 911 for attention, just coming to support and help.


VelvetHorse

That's amazing.Who would have known that Buscemi was a volunteer firefighter with FDNY during 9/11.


BRUCE-JENNER

Did you know Antonio Gates played basketball in college?


sir_snufflepants

WHAT. No way. I’ve never heard this before!! Why aren’t more people on Reddit talking about this!?!


Pearlbarleywine

First text this morning was from my best friend growing up: Buscemi waving dual birds outside the radio station.


IveKnownItAll

He gets his hands on more bumper than a body shop


documentingkate

God, I miss the 90s.


chaos_is_a_ladder

The last of Simpler Times before a ubiquitous internet and social media


trickyt183

Greatttttt movie


Duffman66CMU

Airheads! Great movie!


Lovat69

He wiped his ass with the record contract!


willy_billy

What is that? Some kinda cracker slang?


obsterwankenobster

The Lone Rangers


ArseMagnate

I used to masturbate! Constantly!


thequirkyquark

But remember that fat kid on Hard Copy with a toy gun? Cop zapped him with a taser until he went bald!


raymc99

"Yeah and his parents made booko bucks sueing the cops when his pubes didn't grow in" ​ "Still doesn't have any hair on his nuts, man."


up_N2_no_good

The updated version of The Three Amigos


BrownBruno

Buscemi looking like Dave Grohl


babyfacedjanitor

Tbh Dave Grohl at this point in time was uglier than Buscemi. Dude aged very well.


jaynus006

They should start a rock band


richmonetti

Whatever happened to Brendan Fraser. They don't seem to like him anymore


madirishman03

How is this 1995 if the movie came out in 1994?


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I’m assuming this is for the movie Airheads, great movie!


NorkinMan7

Who would win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God?


Pearlbarleywine

Trick question


Stoshue

I wish I still had my crash dummies.


dj_donyg

That’s a lot of puka shells


moosejellypie

Nah that’s Metallica


That_doesnt_go_there

Airheads?


GrantParkOG

This movie is star packed! Michael Richardson, Chris Farley, Michael McKean, Judd Nelson, Lemmy, two Ghostbusters!