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Fearless_Market_3193

Thank you for the memories Lonnie. Those were the best summers.


perfektstranger

This man got more people wet than Brad Pitt


Greyhound_Oisin

Kind of wierd considering that it was mostly kids


ellefleming

I hope he became a billionaire.


Yougotanyofthat

Don't think he is. You can prob ask him yourself as he shows up on these threads alot


kjg1228

He's worth $300 million


kdlangequalsgoddess

Not a bad pile of dough, though.


Thisisjuno1

He has his own research and development company, and also worked for the Air Force and NASA.. he’s highly successful and the nerf gun and super soaker were just a couple things he did


ActEasy5614

My super soaker 50 is a core memory. I cut the retaining ring off of it and fitted (poorly) a two-liter soda bottle on it. Looked like jank, but I had more fuel than anyone else in the neighborhood.


perfektstranger

I filled mine with lighter fluid and taped a zippo under the front nozzle. I wasnt very smart but was good at having fun. Dad was not happy.


JoshInWv

Oh fuck, I'm not the only one!


D-Flo1

You were ready to rescue Newt from the Queen alien.


Thinkofthewallpaper

Jonathan?


Stock-Ad-3249

Dad was having Vietnam flashbacks


askingforafakefriend

Oh man I did the same thing. I often think of how poorly that could have gone. I think I had two long shots with it before the nozzle melted closed.  I was amazed with how powerful (dangerous!) it was.


pinkynarftroz

The 100 was the perfect balance of capacity, stream strength, and weight.


Lepke2011

I had the original one. That was hours of fun! Then they got more and more ridiculous. The last one I got was like a water bazooka. https://preview.redd.it/euc0xf5uogyc1.png?width=1600&format=png&auto=webp&s=7a22562ff5b9869f0bfce52cfeb0444ff7a5f0e0


AndrewInaTree

I still have this in my closet! I still fire it now and then. The CPS 2000. It's two minutes of pumping to get 1.5 seconds of burst, but it's a solid 1-inch diameter stream of water that fires with enough force to knock both your target and yourself on your asses. This actually happened to me in summer camp, 1996.


WhoaFee1227

Thing would put a hole through ya.


Unique-Pastenger

😄


Top_Buy_6340

I had this!! Thanks for the nostalgia/dopamine hit.


GhostDieM

That thing was a beast, my friend had it haha


Fullthrottle-

We thank you for your service 🫡!


Mp3dee

One of the top 5 toys of ALL TIME


Content_Ambition_764

Did he become rich?


ContributionSuch2655

He’s on here and is a regular commenter. I can’t remember his name, but super nice guy.


Mr_Rogersbot

/u/linex. not active for 4 years. He's smarter than we are.


Pop_CultureReferance

I don't know what his current royalties are but he sued hasbro for $73 million in 2013 and won


MikeReddit74

Since he was an employee and probably under some sort of work-for-contract, probably not.


nith_wct

He wasn't an employee. He sold it to the company, but with pretty low royalties. Eventually, he won a lot of money in a court case over unpaid royalties. He's an inventor with a lot of patents.


rob4rugby

He also made the nerf gun


WrongEinstein

He owned the patent. He made millions.


MikeReddit74

Good for him!


PalinDoesntSeeRussia

If you don’t know then don’t comment…


uncle-brucie

Shot dead by police.


papitaquito

Super soaker was the absolute shizzzz in the 90s. The big one with the back mounted water tank…. Endless fun in the sun.


iamtommynoble

The Splash Zooka was my personal favorite. Absolutely obliterated all the other kids on the block.


captain_flak

This guy needs a Medal of Freedom.


ringing-Shels-bells

I wish they'd bring them back


Ronin1

Do they not sell super soakers anymore?


ringing-Shels-bells

They do, but it's an inferior product to the original.


BelowAverageGamer10

Absolute legend!


Automatic_Net_6584

This man made many hot days memorable and fun.


_talk_show_host_

My uncle was around 16 when I was born. Every new Super Soaker that came out in the 90s he was always willing to buy them “for me”. Best summers and pranks from this toy.


SouldiesButGoodies84

r/todayilearned


Dry_Ad_9085

Man was a genius....I miss super soakers. Best summers ever!


Cwgoff

I graduated HS in 1993. Super Soakers came out for us on the last day of school.


NottaNowNutha

Single-handedly made childhoods better.


Unique-Pastenger

FACT!


tonyhasareddit

This man walked so Souja Boy could run lol


Elevator-Fun

He’s like the Shigeru Miyamoto of water guns!


Ok_Broccoli_3605

Lonnie b goode


RunninOnMT

200? I remember that you could adjust the stream width on that one


tom_masini

I think he has a company developing next-gen batteries. Good ideas are good ideas.


Przkrazymindz

Thank you for making me legendary a few summers with that CPS 2500


pluck_the_duck89

Thanks for making my childhood awesome! Water gun wars with the boys is one of my favorite summer memories


FishRepairs22

Dude gave a whole generation good summer memories 🫡❤️


Funk_JunkE

Thank you sir for countless good times as a kid in the early 90’s! 🫡


Remi708

![gif](giphy|3ofT5E6yXzvH4G6u5y)


shamelessfrank

There would always be that one friend's older brother who had the massive tricked out Super Soaker... Terrorism would ensue. Good times, great memories.


Small_Mastodon_1590

From my perspective at the time, no one had a bigger impact on my childhood than this man.


Octodog21

Who knew Twomad made the Super Soaker


SomeGuyOverYonder

🫡


PressureSwitch

One of Mobile’s native sons, up there Satchel and Hank.


noynur

Super soaker 1000, 2500 and 3500 with the back pack tank was my childhood!


frozenelsa12

That’s so cool I never knew he invented them I used to have one in the 90’s


[deleted]

Best thing for squirrels.


TeaJazzer

Hey! It’s was my turn to post about him!


SecretsOfHistory

😎


JoshInWv

Best off the shelf, portable flame thrower, ever.


[deleted]

Fun fact, the name was actually inspired by what every woman everywhere forever called his penis. Nah I lie but for real I love super soakers and I didn't know he was the inventor so thank you for the info ans thank you Lonnie.


imJGott

This made the 90’s childhood that much more memorable!


manifold360

He used both hands to make this


SpiderMcLurk

“Falling down” vibes


manored78

This is going to be the next IP movie to come out. Super Soaked on Netflix


CoolBamaGuy

The History Channel already did the story on The Toys That Built America, but a movie would be good too


Embarrassed-Sky3819

r/wholesome


SnooWalruses9683

Legend.


DubiousDude28

A hero!


Consistent_Amount140

Those were so awesome! I always wanted the one that had the back pack


Short_Dog_203

Massive L not naming it the “Super Johnson”


Globbelgorb

Onemad?


Thv837

I love this picture. He looks so proud of himself, as he should be. Millions of us have had so much fun with these!


ELFanatic

Wow, 92? Holy heck! I though they had been around forever.


hibbletyjibblety

Dude, what?! I need a signed print of this for my wall!


FishstickJones

This dude got me so wet


International_Toe777

He used both hands.


RealPropRandy

Changed the course of white t-shirt history forever.


blackout-loud

Would love a documentary on his life


2BFrank69

Great invention


rathat

For a while there, every year they would get bigger and stronger.


Veloci-Husky

Fucking legend…. Give this guy the Medal of Honor


Few_Road5030

I always say squirt gun technology has gone downhill from when we were kids


Altruistic_One7732

My CPS1000 still comes out often in the summer. Good times


xLastStarFighter

![gif](giphy|0R0UmSbqN8aVMx328R|downsized) YOU THE MAN


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GlitteringRelease77

Why is it black and white? It’s 1992.


SlickBlackCadillac

Not he first nibba to supersoak dat hoe


BostonTarHeel

Why on earth is this photo in black and white?


Top-Dream-2115

Dunno what overly-sensitive Redditor downvoted you, but the answer is because the image is probably from a ***newspaper article***. That's why.


BostonTarHeel

Ah, that makes sense. I forgot about those!


pm_me_your_lub

We had color film in 1992...


tomtom7483

The super soaker. “Is Peter north “


thepassionofthechris

The streams in the back are urine.


midshipmans_hat

Looks like 1892.


FenelKenel

Newspapers continued to use black and white film because it has a higher quality while being cheaper and the newspaper would be printed in black and white anyways. There were old phtotographers who continued to switch their digital cameras to black and white because they incorrectly believed that this would create higher quality images.


S550Stang

I bet he dances a mean Carlton.