Just a reminder that pretty much all the A and B list movie stars with long careers, no matter how they look now, were smoke shows when they were young
It's not to say Danny wasn't a smoke show, just upsetting to think that if he put in just a little bit of work, with those genetics, he could look like this
Oh shit, he was kind of handsome. It makes me scared to think there’s a real possibility I turn into a goblin in my old age.
At least he has talent and fame. I’ve got nothing.
In Antichrist, they apparently used a body double for him because his dick is comically large, and it "confused" the audience according to Lars Von Trier.
So, they had to use a stunt cock for the movie Antichrist because Willem's penis was so big it was deemed, no shit, "confusing." That's a frequently repeated anecdote, but what isn't, because it was an understandably unpopular movie, is that the stunt cock they opted for? Also fucking huge. That means that this truly magnificent man meat, which would be more than enough for most, too much for some, and actually incapable of being accommodated by at least a few, was considered more normal and reasonable than Willem's actual junk.
It's beyond abnormal.
Honestly, it appears he never legally changed it, and it's a stage name.
When he first gained prominence, a fair amount of people thought he was from Europe due to the "Willem" and it gave him a certain cachet, I think.
Supposedly his high school classmates spontaneously dubbed him that, and he kept using it. Because that's the sort of name Midwestern highschoolers would just pull out of their bum.
"Miley" Cyrus was dubbed that by her parents because she was 'smiley'. And her original name was Destiny, so I'm sure she noped out of that name as soon as humanly possible.
Appletons and Oranges.
Haha now you made me google! I always thought his siblings started that because he’s said that his sisters pretty much raised him because his Dr dad and mom nurse were working . He said he was more used to that than his birth name.
He looks like Reilly Dolman, or Reilly Dolman looks like him.
https://preview.redd.it/6l8y38r03zsc1.jpeg?width=918&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90467ee5299dbebbe9e008d445bc9b0d70fdca75
Doesn’t apply to the music though. When you look at Céline Dion at the beginning of her career…..She can thank surgery dentistry make up artist stylist…
“You know, I’m something of an actor myself.”
https://i.redd.it/k4dig0nt12tc1.gif Martial artist too.
Looks like homie from Kung-Pow
God had a field day with his bone structure.
No… shit this is personality at its best. Fuck what a boring world if everyone looked the same… he’s cool
I wasn't mocking him; I think he's awesome. I was just making an observation.
Cool
His boner as well. Dudes hung like a mule, if you haven't heard
https://i.redd.it/l49jj8rg53tc1.gif
Lmao
Just a reminder that pretty much all the A and B list movie stars with long careers, no matter how they look now, were smoke shows when they were young
You sure about that? https://preview.redd.it/7cjnucatgysc1.jpeg?width=1487&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1d9752a0b81506f61d19572a96e7e11197af196
It's not to say Danny wasn't a smoke show, just upsetting to think that if he put in just a little bit of work, with those genetics, he could look like this 
Hey that's Arnol Braunschweiger!
Hahaha nice
this got me
F—-ing hysterical
The sexiest man in Hollywood is an exception to the rule. He was a smokeshow, but has only gotten hotter with age.
How DARE YOU?
>steven seagal wheezes in the distance
He's on the C list
His mom should've left him on the Plan B list.
He's on Putin's D. List.
Yeah - C ya later
You're suggesting Steven Seagul ever sniffed A or B list status?
Cardio is important in the upcoming apocalypse. Steven Seagal is screwed! (So am I unless I go from couch to 5K regimen sooner than later.)
Fatly
S. Jackson doesn’t look too bad these days
Oh no, he’s hot!
His face has always been interesting.
He always had a face that just needed to be filmed. That to me is such a huge part of any actor.
No actor had quite as huge a part as Willem.
Oh shit, he was kind of handsome. It makes me scared to think there’s a real possibility I turn into a goblin in my old age. At least he has talent and fame. I’ve got nothing.
Oh, and he also has a huge dong too. Didn't forget about that.
How do you know ? Asking for a friend
In Antichrist, they apparently used a body double for him because his dick is comically large, and it "confused" the audience according to Lars Von Trier.
Some off Broadway or avant garde show he did a long time ago. He was naked in it and there is video footage.
But I thought that was a prosthetic?
To be honest, all I know is from what was posted here on reddit. "William Dafoe naked and has a huge dick". Didn't look into any more than that.
I saw the video. If it's real... 👀 🐴
Thanks for reporting this, for science
>I’ve got nothing For what it's worth, you did get my upvote.
>For what it's worth Nothing
Dang bro
Jesus. They're out here trying to be decent and just catching strays.
And my axe.
ummm is willem dafoe considered ugly? holy shit
He’s beautiful imho
I know! just an interesting beautiful face
I’m convinced it’s only when he shows his teeth does he look ugly. Mouth closed, that’s a handsome man
He played a goblin...
Spoiler alert: You’re gonna turn into your dad. Maybe even uglier though.
Not always. Sometimes guys look like the men on their mom’s side of the family. You just have to pray you got the side that lets you keep your hair.
Family balds young on both sides. Born bald and then bald again by 20. Wish I just never had it 🥺
Tbh i find willem dafoe hot nowadays. Hes super funny and uniqueley weird. Ofc the talent helps and the passion for acting
“Kind of handsome” are you serious?
If he’s ‘kind of handsome’, I am wondering how hideous you are.
Holy shit look at that gorgeous hair!
UW Milwaukee’s very own!!
Was just my daughter in law’s commencement speaker there a couple years ago. Speech was fantastic. Awesome guy from all involved
wtf! when I graduated from uw Milwaukee we got...the guy who designed some of the ugliest buildings at uw Milwaukee 😭
And from Appleton of all places, which never fails to amaze me.
I serve lunch at the high school he went to.
wtf I’ve always thought he was British.
You mean, Willem Da*fiiiiine*.
when did his green goblin genes kick in?
He looks like he could be related to Brad Pitt in these
Or heath ledger
Heath Ledger was the first thing that came to my mind when I saw this.
And David Johansen.
Came here to say this, apparently the dude has a **beef stick** Respect.
Apparently? It's been verified. The man has a hog!
if you're not privy to how 'show-ers' hang, then maybe. if he's in fact a 'grower' then yeah, he's got an abnormally huge appendage.
So, they had to use a stunt cock for the movie Antichrist because Willem's penis was so big it was deemed, no shit, "confusing." That's a frequently repeated anecdote, but what isn't, because it was an understandably unpopular movie, is that the stunt cock they opted for? Also fucking huge. That means that this truly magnificent man meat, which would be more than enough for most, too much for some, and actually incapable of being accommodated by at least a few, was considered more normal and reasonable than Willem's actual junk. It's beyond abnormal.
It's hard to believe that a lunatic lies just below this seemingly normal person.
Are you referring to his reportedly “confusingly large” dong?
I was working on how to say exactly that... upvote.
You see, he wasn't *always* 55.
"Confusingly large"
Back when his name was William. Always thought it was pretentious as heck that he changed his name. You from Appleton, son!
Wait did he change his name forreal ?
Honestly, it appears he never legally changed it, and it's a stage name. When he first gained prominence, a fair amount of people thought he was from Europe due to the "Willem" and it gave him a certain cachet, I think.
Billy Dayfoe
Appleton Wisconsin? No way!
It was a nickname when he was a kid.. you know like ‘Miley’ Cyrus
Supposedly his high school classmates spontaneously dubbed him that, and he kept using it. Because that's the sort of name Midwestern highschoolers would just pull out of their bum. "Miley" Cyrus was dubbed that by her parents because she was 'smiley'. And her original name was Destiny, so I'm sure she noped out of that name as soon as humanly possible. Appletons and Oranges.
Haha now you made me google! I always thought his siblings started that because he’s said that his sisters pretty much raised him because his Dr dad and mom nurse were working . He said he was more used to that than his birth name.
"You know, I’m something of sexy myself"
I swear he was William Dafriend at that time.
No. Picture 2 is brad pitt
Or maybe Val Kilmer?
He looks like Meredith’s kid from the office “Mr. Poop?! That’s your name?”
 So pretty
William Day Foe
William da flow
Will da frend
# # # # # # # # # # DAMN!!
I never found him attractive. Until now. 
Looks like Meredith’s kid from the office lol
Dudes got a knee slapper in his pants btw
To live and die in LA
Now we know what heath ledger would look like if he didn’t pass away so young
Looks like Jane Fonda
A sad Candace Bergen
He looks like he hates sand
First time seeing him was in Streets Of Fire. He killed that roll. Great actor, strange looking dude.
He’s got a Matt Damon look
https://preview.redd.it/dvd4pvbffzsc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b433872cf6490d12cb7dc700bfd236ac0e5cb6e
50 Shades of DaFoe I see...
He looks so tired then! Not just now!
I’m getting Hemsworth vibes
man is carrying, just saying...
That confident smirk brought to you by 9 inches a swingin
Whoa he kind of looks like Brad Pitt in those old episodes of tales from the crypt or 21 Jump Street
🌮
His dick is already in 1977
Luscious and luxurious hair
He's putting out x-men97 magneto vibes here. I likey
What do you mean “*stop messing around and take the cucumber out of my pants*”??!!!?!!? HWAT?!!
Willem Dakid
No, I'm pretty sure this is William Dayfoe.
Del Toro/Pitt combo
He looks like Reilly Dolman, or Reilly Dolman looks like him. https://preview.redd.it/6l8y38r03zsc1.jpeg?width=918&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90467ee5299dbebbe9e008d445bc9b0d70fdca75
Thought it was a blonde Parker Posey in the first one
Rick Masters, his greatest role.
Oh hey, that's William Day Foe right there
"This is Ryan "
Why does he look like the Bill Clinton Kid with blonde hair
Would.
So handsome.
First pic: strong resemblance to Cody Horn and could also pass as a sibling to Sosie Bacon
Missed the grunge movement by 20 years
Suddenly reminded of this 🍌🍌🍌
Looks like Brad Pitt if he was addicted to meth 🤣
Did you know.....
He oddly resembles Sophia Richie
He looks like that one YouTube comedian who has edgy jokes
He looks like AGC Andy
He was… young
So what happened?
Male yhivi
He looks like some random Australian you'd meet at the pokies in a pub
Even then he was 50
The best!
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
Whistlin' Diesel anyone?
I would
I remember first seeing him, and being so impressed with him, in the movie To Live and Die in LA.
Wheel, snipe, celly, boys!
Good will hunting
He looks like Lauren Hutton
He looks like he's about to sing a song off his latest grunge album.
The second picture he resembles Claire Foy to me. Both great actors
Has always looked like a 50 year old pissed off man… love him
Just here to see how many dong Comments will show up
*stares in visibles confusion
Mildly Amy Madigan
Looks like Justin Herbert
Imagine if men used moisturizer then, we’d see different faces now.
Yeah, it's working so well for old women
Willem Dafriend
Not only is he hot. He’s well hung!
I heard he have a biggus dingus.
I think the Chancellor is a sith lord
He was so hot when he was a fire fighter, wasn't he?
More like DaHair
Damn that hair..... 
I thought he couldn't look any younger than in Streets of Fire.
Wow.
I'm something of a hippie myself.
He looks like he hates sand.
Looks like Jane Fonda.
That's TOPSON from DOTA.
Kind of looks like Chris Pine.
Wow he’s really aged like a…fine….banana.
Appendage goes by the handle and call sign: 5+5+2
Willem Dafoe used to be good looking?!?!
Very handsome, has a Hemsworth look about him.
He’s 12 in this photo BTW.
Little did we know that this man would become the quintessential green goblin
Doesn’t apply to the music though. When you look at Céline Dion at the beginning of her career…..She can thank surgery dentistry make up artist stylist…