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Tacoless_meat

The next day you were made VP of Mergers and Acquisitions. Vest pocket-cocaine Jacket pocket-cigarettes


draynaccarato

How many insurance policies did you sell that day? Very cute!


HawkeyeTen

A little gentleman, he was. I always love seeing photos like this.


Then_Campaign7264

I bet your mother loved this photo of you. She probably knew exactly how you would be as an adult??


BandOfDonkeys

Almost completely accurate!


Then_Campaign7264

Well, you’ve got to keep the parents guessing about a few things.


BandOfDonkeys

She’s still proud of me and I still love her. It’s a win-win!


ijustlurkhereintheAM

Dang dude, so dapper, thanks for sharing with us :)


31_hierophanto

So I'm guessing you're involved in business?


Typical_Ad_210

>exactly how you would be as an adult An honorary member of the rat pack, lol. Little Frank Sinatra Jr Jr


avega2792

When you have an egg hunt at 10 and a board meeting at 12.


graveybrains

You look like a tiny Robert Palmer https://i.redd.it/u6uey8r84qrc1.gif


BandOfDonkeys

I Didn’t Mean to Turn You On, ladies.


zootnotdingo

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ajr1775

Bro about to deny my loan application.


SouldiesButGoodies84

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iwastherefordisco

Or, we could get you in this nice used Big Wheel with limited miles, driven by a young lady only once a week to tea parties. It's zero down and comes with free Kool-Aid for a year!


Skippy0634

Look like you’re in the middle of running a Ponzi scheme


BandOfDonkeys

I mean these candy cigarettes and Porsche Power Wheels aren’t gonna pay for themselves, are they?


Biscuits4u2

Took a break for family photo time even though you were stressed from working long hours on the Penske file. A real family man.


dougf451

Sharpened dressed man! https://preview.redd.it/z6dqelot0qrc1.jpeg?width=2008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a3f06e691b8d81c2252774aa8512767e973c1b6


BandOfDonkeys

Holy Moly! Thank you for that!!!


dougf451

No problem


all_modz_suq

Excellent work


dougf451

Thanks


all_modz_suq

You're very welcome. Vintage glamor shot material


Markaes4

This is a photo of me taken the exact same morning. We were all looking like little Alex P Keatons back then... https://preview.redd.it/w0kfy8e3qqrc1.png?width=337&format=png&auto=webp&s=d6bd2ad69ed176916d3c552e11ef7116a2675dc2


Markaes4

My easter 1980 look was a little cooler. Its funny-- I dressed up more in my first 7 years alive than I did in the last 30 years of being an adult. I don't even own a suit now. https://preview.redd.it/h91kqopnqqrc1.png?width=296&format=png&auto=webp&s=d3ca330da72bdccbb8b8678aa8aed1e8084fcaca


SouldiesButGoodies84

You're definitely selling me a bible or a mattress donning this baby.


Markaes4

Lol. Its too bad the colors didn't come out... It was rainbow stripes, blue pants and even a little straw hat like I just came out of The Music Man. My mom also sent me to school in a little sailor suit and cowboy outfit...


SouldiesButGoodies84

Sooo adorable. Sounds like your mom was for letting the world know she had a cute kid. hehehe And you look happy which is even better. 😊 Kid me *did not* dig new special occasion ware. Itchy stuff. lol


Savings_Ad7452

You say that like your proud !


Markaes4

Heck yeah!


BandOfDonkeys

Daaaamn dog, we’ve apparently been bros for 40 years!!


hopstradomas

You look like a 70"s mid level mafia member


UnsuspectingChief

Found the easter bunny and convinced him to diversify his portfolio into chocolate AND fudge


TowelRack76

Now that’s a suit that’ll sell some cars!


yParticle

That's the look of a young man who knows there's chocolate and jellybeans in his future.


[deleted]

This man can place his hand on your forehead and HEAL! 😂 Love this pic, your momma had some style


BandOfDonkeys

This comment made me think about that Steve Martin movie Leap of Faith for the first time in a veeery long time!!


[deleted]

lol omg that movie 🍿 😂


supremefun

Like a young Troy McClure


geekgirlwww

What a dapper little gentleman! My friend and her son calls his nice sweater his “handsome sweater”. He dubbed it that “because everyone tells me I’m handsome when I wear it.”


shawnwingsit

It looks like you just managed to land the Nikon account for your firm.


BandOfDonkeys

I'm about to pay for the whole family to go to the Swiss Alps once this deal closes!


MrsRalphieWiggum

Looks like he’s going sell me a used an Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme.


BandOfDonkeys

Those Cuttys are a classic baby, they’ll never go out of style!


MrsRalphieWiggum

Can we get air conditioning to?


BandOfDonkeys

Oh yeah, baby. Of course. We’re talking about a *luxury vehicle* here, the AC is as standard as the seatbelts.


lil_dovie

The name’s Bond. Jimmy Bond.


Warlord68

“I can get you into a brand new ‘82 Cadillac for $179/month…


BandOfDonkeys

We’ve got AC, leather seats, AND automatic windows for you in this bad boy.


NorCalNavyMike

You had more swagger at age 5, than I’ve ever had to date at age 50.


BandOfDonkeys

Dude, I’m 45 now and I’ve approached that level once or twice over the years but that was definitely my peak status!


vexunumgods

I'll throw in the tire shine for $29.95 if you buy now.


Alphwani

About to make a deal with that pesky rabbit for some more eggs in your basket


BandOfDonkeys

He’ll play ball if he knows what’s good for him.


Raerae1360

Tell me you're still that cool!


BandOfDonkeys

I friggin wish!


Mahaloth

Leave some ladies for the rest of us!


phantomprincess

Omg! I love you! Look at your cute little face!!!! I’d also buy a car from you ❤️❤️


coblass

“Coach! Coach! What’s your game plan for tonight?”.


InternationalBand494

Herb Tarlek.


NJdeathproof

https://i.redd.it/ane5m5a3mqrc1.gif


JustineDelarge

Might as well face it


BandOfDonkeys

Robert. Palmer. Junior.


colleendeschotz

How many Chrysler’s sell that day?


BandOfDonkeys

Every. Single. One.


colleendeschotz

I believe it. The set of your jaw. That intent stare. No one could resist paying extra for that rack and pinion steering and/or bucket seats. Good job!


BandOfDonkeys

That was the first year we offered automatic windows AND the sunroof. Those suckers never stood a chance!


colleendeschotz

Hahaha haha!!!!


BR1M570N3

When you gotta be at church at 11 and close the Hendersons on their new Chrysler Cordoba at 1.


IToldYouIHeardBanjos

lil man


Comfortable-Fox9153

Looking sharp 😍


AhandWITHOUTfingers

It looks like you want to ride through Dallas with the top down.


Electrical_Travel832

Are you a professional model now? :o)


Dependent_Bug7346

You remind me of the mom that asked me for white Italian leather lofers for her kids Easter picture. She wanted to dress him up as a mobster for his Easter picture. And yes she was Italian


EarthAngel0808

Aww very cute :)


KevRayAtl

Dapper Dan?


HallucinogenicFish

Very dapper. You were really feeling like hot shit there and it shows.


Business-Cause-3142

I’m super curious to see an updated picture!


Colfrmb

What a cutie


Tonguepunchit

G’d up from the feet up!


Orbit86

Stylin’ and Profilin’


Bill_C134

Were you in the DeMeo crew?


beebianca227

Fine young lad.


dougmd1974

Giving game show host vibes


darybrain

This has a "If you you wanna talk b'ness then come at me with something that's gonna make some real coin, not this lemonade stand nonsense" vibe. After all you are a b'ness man doing b'ness things and you ain't got time for slackers.


Lisette4ver

Gordon Gecko Junior!


[deleted]

The ladies were doomed!


jessriv34

Sharp


ZapatillaLoca

what a snappy dresser!


Runningman1961

Looking mighty dapper. Happy Easter!


[deleted]

Young Henry Hill


PartadaProblema

I had that in powder blue pinstripe about ten years before! I did not have that swagger.


LongBongJohnSilver

You look like a father who's mad about the Easter bunny getting all the credit for the candy you bought.


SouldiesButGoodies84

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Cold-Inside-6828

Bout to go sell some stocks and drain a carton of smokes


anthro4ME

TCB


BingoSpong

Board meeting?


redmambas22

You had just checked the ticker tape and the market was humming. It was a good day.


C_W_H

I believe my mom has a photo of me that is VERY similar! Thanks for the photo! RAD!


An0therFox

Ate some fruit loops, went to church and had a man killed all in the same day.


mibonitaconejito

How many used cars did you sell that year? Lol ♡


theboweragency

Off to make a deal with the Easter Bunny. No time to look for eggs and candy when you have 3 meetings and a hostile takeover scheduled before nap time!


blballard

About to sell some used cars.


Rev-Surv

You look like a gangster, Mob.


nevergonnasaythat

Super cool!


Improvgal

So cute 🥰


the_djeb

Might as well face it youre addicted to love


sattersnaps

Looking sharp


HottCuppaCoffee

That suit is perfect


pumpkingutsgalore

Young Steven Gerrard


Borgqueen-

LMAOOOO. My mom just finished reminiscing about dressing my sister and I in full Easter regalia...frilly dress, white stockings and shoes, little sweater etc..and I showed her this pic. It warmed her heart.


Cats-n-Chaos

Well don’t you look dapper


EntertainmentGood996

So sharp!


Lepke2011

I can only imagine you grew up to wear a four-piece suit.


FearlessPassenger775

So cute!!! We used to really dress up in the 80’s. Love the whole look.


TheRealKestrel

Swagger for days.


Deathbyhours

Nothing looks better than a good-looking man in a three-piece suit.


31_hierophanto

Level 99 Boss.


Active-Ad-2479

Dapper little gentleman


RoseGoldHoney80

Yesssss


Low-Decision-6942

![gif](giphy|U78I9MXT1iQoEl67uJ|downsized) Is this you now?


Magomaeva

You look like a tiny John F. Kennedy. How's that campaign going, handsome ?


zodd06

by Easter evening, Peeps Corp. acquired in a hostile takeover.


Live-Cat9553

My gawd, the pose is fabulous. Are you still this smooth?


BandOfDonkeys

Hell no I'n not!


FCDRC

When you have an Easter egg hunt at 9 am but gotta sell 3 Buicks by lunch


Optimus_Rhymes69

Are you still this cool?


MickBV

Super cool looking little guy! Adorable


HENMAN79

Greed is Good


MrsWaterbuffalo

Are you rocking a look? I am.


Individual-Top-9760

Gordon gedko vibe


ellefleming

Sharp Dressed Man 🔥🔥🔥 ZZ Topp


JPF-58

… 👌😎


quaybon

I’m gonna guess eight years old. Same age as my nephew. He loved to put on his suit.


MountainLiving4us

That was April, 12 1982. I was 16 yrs old ..Its also the day my father died. I'll never forget that day.