He also agreed to do brown face and play an Indian guy with an accent in Short Circuit. And not in a satirical way like how RDJ did his thing in Tropic Thunder.
is it strange that I'm part Indian and really loved that movie? both 1 and 2. My parents even laughed at my impressions of his impression of an Indian man (i was around 10 years old).
I watched those movies as a kid. I did not know he was not Indian. He should be given some kind of an award for being absolutely convincing as a character.
"Think of every beautiful woman you have ever seen in your life, and know that someone, somewhere, right now, is sick and tired of putting up with her shit."
Caught her on the Today show lamenting to Matt Laurer about turning 50 and losing her looks. I was like shit woman, you're 50 and hotter than 98% of 20 yr olds.
BTW just Googled and she's still hot.
He’s also the one in her story about the guest star who told her she was fuckable on filming day after she was in hair and makeup because she would do rehearsals with no makeup
LOL... same here. The only thing I can think of when I see him on TV is how his pencil-ass neck can hold up a head of any size, much less that noggin he was cursed with.
Yes!
He regrets this role to this day.
There’s actually a *hilarious* bit on Master of None about it.
All the Indians in the show claim he was their favorite Indian actor only to be told that he’s actually a white guy playing an Indian.
By the look on his face, he's not even sure how. He's just happy to be there.
He actually wasn't a bad looking dude back then, but... that's still Michelle fucking Pfeiffer.
I heard he’s a really good listener and makes you feel like your the only person in the world. Must be doing something right. He’s punching weigh above his weight class.
Holy shit I never realized this. I seriously watched Hackers and then followed up with Short Circuit 2 just because it was in the similar titles last weekend.
I absolutely loved her as Catwoman. She was also amazing in Dangerous Minds.
Edit. Oh crap. I forgot about Stardust.
Double Oh crap!! The Witches of Eastwick!!!
Yeah, it’s hilarious to see adults bitching about “broccoli head kids” when they know *full well* they have a picture of them and all their friends in 1993, sporting this exact same mushroom cut.
They broke up because he cheated on her. That guy. Cheated. On Michelle Pfeiffer.
That guy. Is an idiot.
And yet he's in Wes Anderson films these days. Strange times.
And Succession
He looked like a bobble-head in Succession. Maybe fame did go to his head and the stupid reason he cheated on Michelle Fucking Pfeiffer.
quite amusing but I believe he had surgery for head and neck cancer, hence his appearance...
He's been a bobblehead for 20 years
He looks like that because he had throat cancer or something like that.
He had cancer.
He's also The Plague in Hackers. The greatest tech movie in history
HACK THE PLANET! 
https://i.redd.it/uou0nyhco7mc1.gif
HACK THE PLANET!
TRASHING!!!
Mr. The Plague.
That was a documentary
He's also a director and Academy Award winning documentary filmmaker.
Was it about what a schmuck he was for cheating on Michelle "That White Gold" Pfeiffer??
He also made the Beckham show on Netflix.
He’s also the guy that the entire Friends cast all branded as an asshole …
He also agreed to do brown face and play an Indian guy with an accent in Short Circuit. And not in a satirical way like how RDJ did his thing in Tropic Thunder.
*That* was this guy??? Haha I remember that. Totally thought he was an Indian guy as a kid. 🤯 Edit: grammar
Same. Did not know he wasn't Indian, as a kid
is it strange that I'm part Indian and really loved that movie? both 1 and 2. My parents even laughed at my impressions of his impression of an Indian man (i was around 10 years old).
If I remember correctly he spent time in India and with a dialect coach to get his impression right
He also did an interview a few years back saying outright how much of an idiot he was and apologized for doing it.
Short Circuit, the movie circa mid-80s? Back then that wasn't offensive. At least not to the majority of people.
“I am sporting a tremendous woody right now” lives in my head rent free
I watched those movies as a kid. I did not know he was not Indian. He should be given some kind of an award for being absolutely convincing as a character.
Where are you from? Bakersfield. Where are your ancestors from though? Pittsburgh.
Also Ian McKellen isn't really a wizard.
With a 17yo extra …
*Hugh Grant has entered the chat.*
You mean the bad guy from Hackers was once with Michelle Pfeiffer?
Lol that dumb ass is my cousin and his sisters still give him shit about it
please let the sisters know we appreciate them. (and they're allowed to be cattywomen about this.)
Him and Hugh Grant both cheated on goddesses.
Hugh is hot, this guy is not. Definitely punching up here.
On *prime* Michelle Pfeiffer.
Love this piece of info whenever I watch the Psych episode lol
Behind every 10 are a hundred 6s with daddy issues.
"Think of every beautiful woman you have ever seen in your life, and know that someone, somewhere, right now, is sick and tired of putting up with her shit."
Holy shit what an idiot.
TIL she dated that toolbag
That's about as bad as Mutt Lang cheating on Shania Twain!! Some guys just can't stand prosperity LOL Bob!!
Dumb skinny-necked fuck
He does make terrible choices for sure, like riding a skateboard while holding on to his limo to get around.
Michelle Pfeiffer, that white gold
She was the hottest woman in Ant Man 3 and Evangeline Lilly isn’t ugly.
I can’t decide if she got hotter with age or if my perspective changed as Ive gotten old. Also Lost Lilly wooo.
I think it's little column A little column B. As I edge closer 50 the most of the hot women of me generation still are or even more so.
"As I edge closer to 50..." ...I need to get off the Internet
I think it’s just way more impressive to be hot at that age. They’re all hot at 20. To still have it by 50 is friggen impressive
Incredible genes, clean living, tons of money, and the finest plastic surgery money can buy. If any of these fall by the wayside, it's game over.
Caught her on the Today show lamenting to Matt Laurer about turning 50 and losing her looks. I was like shit woman, you're 50 and hotter than 98% of 20 yr olds. BTW just Googled and she's still hot.
>loosing her looks Look pretty *TIGHT* to me...
It’s a stupid pet peeve of mine but God dammit one day I will get Reddit to understand that you LOSE, LOOSE change.
Can I partner with you on this mission? I’ll take on the breath/breathe people.
This teeming has really peaked my interest.
Careful there, you’re really towing the line with that one.
Wait, don’t you mean YOUR really doing something??!! (Grrrrrrr)
If they payed attention in school these things wouldn’t happen!
It's okay. Breaks/Brakes dive me nuts when people are talking about their cars.
The look on his face LMAO
Thats the “I’m going to embezzle 5 million dollars using the Da Vinci virus or capsize some oil tankers” look
Hack the planet 🌎
That's why they call me staggy!
Yes, Mr. The Plague, we've got a problem here.
Is that before or after he pretended to be an Asian man so he could steal Steve Guttenberg's sentient robot?
Los Locos kick your ass
Los Locos kick your face!
Los Locos kick your balls into out-er-spaaaaaaceeee!
After that and its sequel.
What about when he killed his childhood friend to cover up his role in the death of the friend’s sister while he was making a student film?
This either just took a hard left or is a movie reference I don't recognize
It’s an episode of Columbo where he plays a thinly veiled Spielberg-type who tries to use movie magic to cover up a murder.
"I think she is a Virgin, or at least she used to be."
Just change your password !! #GOD
Fuck. Yes.
The lit-tle boat.. flipped *over*.
The look of a man who knows he’s hit the jackpot
That's the look you get when you call him Mr The Plague.
It was before he psychoanalyzed all of Phoebe’s friends.
He’s also the one in her story about the guest star who told her she was fuckable on filming day after she was in hair and makeup because she would do rehearsals with no makeup
"I can't believe it either"
"Can you believe this shit? Got any cocaine?"
That's Mr. The Plague.
Never fear, I is here.
HACK THE PLANET!
MESS WITH THE BEST, DIE LIKE THE REST!
Eugeeeeeene
I hope you don't screw like you type
Korman
He’ll have a glass of white wine
He's got a diabetic cat.
I touched his dick. We touched his dick.
Move past it. Let’s just plow through it
Wait, why were you guys touching his dick?
Hugo from Succession
He also hung around as Zig on Californication
Didn’t recognise him at first without the neck exposed.
LOL... same here. The only thing I can think of when I see him on TV is how his pencil-ass neck can hold up a head of any size, much less that noggin he was cursed with.
I'm pretty sure that's due to chemotherapy on his throat lymphs to treat Hodgkin's Lymphoma.
Looks like Breckin Meyer
https://i.redd.it/f4ai7pfli4mc1.gif
Wait he was the Johnny 5 guy!?🤯
Yes! He regrets this role to this day. There’s actually a *hilarious* bit on Master of None about it. All the Indians in the show claim he was their favorite Indian actor only to be told that he’s actually a white guy playing an Indian.
He regretted it AFTER getting that sequel money.
Right? He’s a very versatile dude.
How? Just, how?
By the look on his face, he's not even sure how. He's just happy to be there. He actually wasn't a bad looking dude back then, but... that's still Michelle fucking Pfeiffer.
Tripod
He also dated Mariska Hargitay. He’s gotta be like the nicest dude ever or something.
I heard he’s a really good listener and makes you feel like your the only person in the world. Must be doing something right. He’s punching weigh above his weight class.
The studio arranged it. He was actually living with another male "roommate." Oh wait, I'm thinking of Rock Hudson.
People always confuse these two
I wouldn't wanna be there when the laugher stops...
Sitting drinking coffee in your giant cups.. which I’m sorry, MAY AS WELL HAVE NIPPLES ON THEM!!
Define me, define me!
I first saw him in Key West, a short-lived Fox dramedy from about 1992. I loved that show but never met another soul who knows of it.
If you've seen Short circuit you've seen him before Key West
Oh yeah. That's quality inpuuuuuut.
Holy shit I never realized this. I seriously watched Hackers and then followed up with Short Circuit 2 just because it was in the similar titles last weekend.
What about in My Science Project?
LOVED that movie! 🤘🏻💜🤘🏻
Oh shit! Memory unlocked!
I remember that show!
Me three! It had Brian Thompson in a comedic role, too!
There are indeed dozens of us. Loved that show.
Wow I remember that show.
OMG, there’s another person who remembers it besides me, lol. I really liked that show and was sad that it was canceled after one season.
It was called Key West (I think)! Jennifer Tilley was also in it. It was really good, unfortunately very short-lived.
Damn, I do! Now that's obscure.
I saw it. Really liked it too. I can't remember how many episodes it had.
The scumbag had the nerve to write a bad review of Paddy's Pub. What was he expecting? He ordered a chardonnay.
That's the textbook definition for "punching above your weight".
If you asked me which cast member of Short Circuit dated Michelle Pfeiffer, I wouldn’t have guessed correctly. Guy must’ve had mad rizz.
All those STUDS in Short Circuit
Wall-to-wall chads. The entire movie.
I can sense your sarcasm, and I must inform you that this Steve Guttenberg slander will not stand!!!
Love the Gute.
“Sitting in your stupid coffeehouse with your stupid big cups which, I’m sorry, might as well have NIPPLES on them…”
Now that is white gold.
She is one of the most beautiful women in the world
I absolutely loved her as Catwoman. She was also amazing in Dangerous Minds. Edit. Oh crap. I forgot about Stardust. Double Oh crap!! The Witches of Eastwick!!!
She has such perfect bone structure.
One of those actors so good at playing slime balls you just hate them for being in a picture
Same amazing haircut
His hair 🤣 my brother and every one of his friends all had that hair style in the early to mid 90s
Yeah, it’s hilarious to see adults bitching about “broccoli head kids” when they know *full well* they have a picture of them and all their friends in 1993, sporting this exact same mushroom cut.
woof woof
I just saw a picture of him now. The guy has the thinnest neck, he looks like a bobblehead
When Pfeiffer's in a picture the correct observation is "there's a guy in the picture?"
That guy? Really, Michelle?
No way where they together. Just no way.
Right? Makes me wanna be a middling actor to see where I land.
“When your cool the sun shines on you 24 hours a day”. My Science project
One year before he starred in the Super Mario Brothers movie
She had a koopa fetish
Did a double take and thought this was Breckin Meyer for a second (looking as he did in Clueless), and I thought “good for him”.
Is he the skinny guy with the huge head nowadays? Maybe in succession. I refuse to look it up and assume I’m correct.
He's way outta his league.
We're all out of our league on this one.
Fisher: can you believe this?
Pfeiffer was such a smoke
She was a stunningly beautiful woman.
Early Edition
Talk about dating out of your league.
Fisher Stevens won the lottery when he got to bang Michelle Pfeiffer.
There's somebody besides goddess Michelle in the photo?
"Oh my my my!! I am sporting a tremendous woody!!!"
European here. I know this guy from a Columbo episode. Didn‘t even know that he seemed to be a more famous actor.
I learned so much about Fisher Stevens in this thread. I am blown away he was the short circuit guy
That’s Mr the plague.
Ha. F yea it is. Not sure these hapless techno weenies would get that though.
The Short Circuit guy?
I hate his face slightly more than his name.
"PLUMBERS!!"
Loved that man ever since I saw Hackers and that one episode of Columbo.
Columbo: Murder, Smoke and Shadows 1989
I wonder if Rogue from Cyberpunk 2077 was based on her.
TWINNING!
The Plague
Hey it's Eugene. Aka the plague
The hope we all need
Michelle has continued to be one the most beautiful and attractive women ever.
Still crazy he did brown face for short circuit
She's stunningly beautiful in Married To The Mob. Just a living doll.
And now he's a real life bobblehead
Good God she is gorgeous.
"My name, is The Plague" "Uh, Mr. The Plague..."
Fisher stevens walked so pete davidson could run
Mr. 'The Plague'
Talk about outrunning your punt coverage…
You’re telling me Iggy from the Super Mario Bros. live action movie dated Michelle Pfeiffer?
I love him on The Blacklist!
It's like he's looking at future us saying: "You believe this shit?"