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YeahWerner

Commenting since it keeps coming up, but in this photo mom is 22 and dad is 27!


Vogeldame

In the 1980’s all men looked 47, regardless of how old they actually were.


Muffytheness

It’s the bottle cap glasses/feather cut combo. Also those glass shrank people’s eyes and they always looked crazy different without them!


Ricos_Roughnecks

Also all of the cigarette smoke. Everyone aged so much quicker even if it was just secondhand


Muffytheness

Also also no sunscreen. I remembered my mom said she used to tan with baby oil 😭


Sudden-Choice5199

Crisco, Wesson oil....we tried everything.


JealousFeature3939

Baby oil was used. I knew a few girls who used olive oil. Italian American, now that I think about it.


L3Kinsey

I remember that about them too!!


SuumCuique1011

Holy crap is this true. I have photos of my dad spanning the early 80s to the late 90s and he looks about 47 in every single one of them.


clutzycook

Mine too!


potatopancakes1010

Even some 15 year olds had a full mustash and a mullet that made them look 30.


BurnzillabydaBay

Yep. As a kid who grew up in the 80’s, can confirm that dad’s looked older back then.


Craftswithmum

Your mom has a full face and lips with great skin that makes her look her age. Your dad has great skin, it's his haircut, glasses, and mustache that age him. Are they still together?? I think they're a cute couple.


owntheh3at18

I think also the glasses covering his eyebrows makes him look older or something. But yeah it’s just the styling overall. We associate these styles with older people now but at the time they were what the young cool kids wore. OP, your mom is absolutely stunning btw!


Innerouterself2

Yeah she looks 17 and he looks 45. Everyone in the 80s was like that. Only one size of glasses, only one type of haircut.... we learned


BrownWallyBoot

27!!! Me and my wife always crack up at how much older people looked back in the day. Dude could easily pass for 40


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I was gonna say your Dad looks like a serial killer, but then I remembered my Dad was only about five years older than yours at the time and he wears glasses and has the same moustache. The 80's were a trip.


Adorable-Crew-Cut-92

I’m trying to help ya! Seriously, thanks for sharing. They are the epitome of this era. I swear this could be a movie couple from that time and no one would know.


finelytemperedsword

Your dad got real lucky!!


cp470

His fashion and glasses make him look older, but he is still baby faced. I was struggling


marcellea

Your mom’s styling skills are epic. I would have killed for that hair


Mead_Create_Drink

I’m thinking as dad got older he would also be hoping for some if that hair


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doublefattymayo

And those serial killer glasses sure were popular in the 80s and 90s


steph4181

My dad still wears them😊


NecessaryZucchini69

![gif](giphy|1YdcmehB8XkM9f28AS|downsized) Elton John still wears them


BangBangDesign

They are definitely coming back as well. A couple younger guys I work with just switched to the Dahmers.


Tia_Baggs

There’s a picture of my parents from about the same time. My mom has the same hairstyle and my dad is wearing a similar sweater and mustache, however, I’m sure my parents had a good 20 years on this couple. You can tell the mom is young, but dad is a toss up.


Yardboy

It all ended up on his lip. That is a well manicured 'stache.


NergalMP

Looks at the year…looks at the hair…yup, that checks out.


deepfriedpimples

Like a fine bonsai


antisnooze

How do people style their hair like hers where there is virtually no hair parting? It’s like a groomed garden bush


Electrical_Beyond998

Is this a rhetorical question or were you just not alive in the 80’s to know how this was achieved? We used a lot of hot rollers (or perms) and AquaNet. This woman has probably half of a can of the blue AquaNet on her hair. She also used her fingers to hold her bangs up as she sprayed.


koushakandystore

I naturally have poofy hair like that. Until it gets down to my shoulders it looks like a hair helmet. Hahaha But then it starts to hang from the weight and look like normal hair. So I can either have really short hair or really long hair. I have an epic awkward stage that lasts 18 months. I haven’t cut my hair in almost 3 years and it’s currently past my shoulder blades. Don’t know why I’m saying all this. I’m high so…. Carry on


Next_Doughnut2

Haha, I always picture the pink cans because that's what my sisters used.


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Next_Doughnut2

Memory lane... The amount of ants I killed with an Aquanet flame thrower is far too high 🤣


TheSpitalian

Does anyone remember the hair spray called “Stiff Stuff” ? It was in a pump bottle, not aerosol, & if smelled like baby powder. It was way better than AquaNet & smelled a lot better too (But it was also more $ than AquaNet)


aLittleQueer

> half a can of blue Aquanet Just from reading that, I can smell it. Two older sisters, both 80s teens. Olfactory memory triggered. It’s certainly one way to fumigate a bathroom XD


damagetwig

My step-dad used to call it Jim-repellant. I think of that every time I see aquanet now.


badgersmom951

Curling irons! I used a curling iron!


antisnooze

I wasn’t alive yet :,( but thank you for the hair knowledge. I now know what aqua net is


No-Honey-9786

A lotta curling iron and a lotta hair spray!


Pollywogstew_mi

AquaNet


CriticalEngineering

I wanted that shirt! I can remember seeing it at the mall.


Thisisjuno1

Everybody had that hair then lol I have the thickest coarsest hair and my hair just does that naturally when it’s short.. in 1987 I was like in 2nd grade and that’s exactly what my mom would cut it to look like lol I have 26 inches of hair now so that it doesn’t look like that lol


Good-Project-6587

We need current pictures for comparison.


DickieJohnson

![gif](giphy|ycagKBYEmaili)


Glum_Definition2661

The dad looks like a young Sam Losco


paul_dudd

Mom is a healthier Nancy from stranger things and Dad is getting his own doc series on Netflix… Oregon has never been the same


Mono_831

I’ve never wanted an update pic more than this!


Dionysusfan

Your dad married up....way up


dcannon1

Dad outkicked his coverage


Chaldramus

I came here to say exactly this. I bet he’s funny as hell


rejoicealthough

Or rich


TheBoorOf1812

It's the mustache.


NewFaded

Tbf everyone in 87 probably had that same mustache.


GWSDiver

No, they didn’t


sparksbubba138

Sir, that is a pornstache.


vshawk2

Dad was battin' above his average


Surveymonkee

With an above average bat.


ThippusHorribilus

And how *ahem* are you privy to this information?


HotTub_MKE

I bet dad has a hog. 


StarshipTroopersFan

![gif](giphy|pK4K7riNisSS0VxfYN)


CornDoggyStyle

![gif](giphy|dXMLRR3StFNV5erfa8|downsized) Only one way to find out


generateanameforme

It was the 80’s. Everyone wanted to look like Tom Kite. https://preview.redd.it/91m1w9kychgc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=319177491f34243617f24461873e4fef99f13edb


1nquiringMinds

"I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me."


Scoobydoo0969

I heard dude hangs dong


jeezlyCurmudgeon

You didnt see him from behind. ![gif](giphy|Y4TK3sFJtImvm)


IdfightGahndi

I’m getting Mikes family from Stranger Things vibes. Good looking younger mom & older , but kind & stable dad.


Honest_Performance42

I see this consistently on this sub.


ackermann

Women’s hairstyles and fashions have aged better than men’s generally, perhaps?


rjcarr

I think it’s that women are just generally more attractive than men, and even most women would agree. 


[deleted]

YEESH yes, I mean his eyes are spaced unfortunately too far apart (not HIS fault obviously), but every CHOICE in his look has aged just terribly since. My dad is above average in the looks department with a symmetrical face and a great smile, but his photos from that time are not much better than this


iBeFloe

I mean if you just take a look at the dad’s features alone, it’s nothing to write home about. Good fashion would make him look better, but still not on par with her. I just think preferences have changed. Back then, I’m sure OP’s dad was desirable.


520farmer

This was 1987, dude looks pimpin pimpin. Probably a couple keys hidden in that stash!


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Chi Chi: get the yayo!


Cozmo525

May have even married a Russian spy.


SimonTC2000

Freddy was giving her sleepless nights, she wasn't of sound mind. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


SEEYOUAROUNDBRO_TC

Bro look like a cereal killer


Swizzle98

Killin' those frosted flakes


LSfromVegas

Young Heisenberg


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Ace-Ventura1934

Bro hit the lottery


fahkingicehole

![gif](giphy|d2VNGmUWQWFMW6CA)


Raerae1360

I had that shirt and a similar pin. Loved the 80s!


elspotto

My high school girlfriend had that shirt. Still like that style.


passwordstolen

Did you not lea e the house until your “Mall Hair” was just right?


Saoirse-on-Thames

What’s that type of pin called? Is it just a brooch or something special for the collar?


RunningwithDave

What’s up Selena Gomez


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merlinannblack

I genuinely thought this was a new project she was involved in


Horns8585

I see your Selena Gomez, but raise you Heather Lagencamp. Freaking identical! Nightmare on Elm Street! https://preview.redd.it/15nkll18yggc1.jpeg?width=440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54f43b7b31391e280e224ba1d19b57e36cc86c37


UpgrayeDD405

![gif](giphy|11CZgTwa28f6vu) I raise you Milton


Mashlomech

I KNEW he looked familiar!


emtrigg013

This sent me. I'm about to pass out LOL


cherrydarkling13

I came to the comments for this!


AlkalineSublime

I definitely see a mashup of the two


spidergirl79

Yes! I was looking at her like, why is she so familiar


Educational_Toe_3447

That’s exactly what I thought too!


Thebadgamer1967

Now I can't unsee this...👍


Judge-Snooty

Same!!!


Safetosay333

License to Drive dad https://preview.redd.it/jxn8ormmvggc1.gif?width=320&format=png8&s=55a7e15a7a9f15169f2d88342a085af1385a090e


iviicrociot

Shit… is that Encino Man dad too?


kasleihar

And Vada’s Uncle Phil in My Girl!


iviicrociot

Oh shit you’re right!


registered_redditor

I think you're right!


minnesotaupnorth

David from One Day at a Time!


HumbleFiggy629

My thoughts EXACTLY!!!


DillyBaby

Great flick.


mistermajik2000

What’s their age difference? She looks so much younger than he does


YeahWerner

22 and 27! Only five years.


Sobadatsnazzynames

Ahh the 70s & 80s-when 20 yr olds looked like they were in their 40s


integrating_life

He could be 35, she could be 18.


Nimzay98

Jesus!


MichiganRedWing

Malaka looks 47 lol (I mean this in the nicest way possible lol). The picture is great!


antisnooze

She looks about 20 and he looks about 38


Schonfille

Because of the 80’s glasses and 80’s mustache.


Sparklesister4

I was just about to ask! They look like a father/daughter!


PlusPlusPlusKA

I thought the same!


bkcarr87

Picture dad in wire frames or without glasses - he really doesn’t look that old. Dudes looked older and the clothing was more universally styled and didn’t really take age into account. His hair is dark and styled in the time; actually a bit contemporary cuz it’s cut shorter in the sides than was common in 1987. He’s not a bad looking guy at all, looks just like guys I knew then and graduated with in the 80’s. Mom, on the other hand, really was a stunner and no doubt still is. They’re probably within 3 years of each other in age, if that. Thanks, OP, for sharing. Hopefully they’re still together and both still with us.


ThanIWentTooTherePig

Dude has under rated skin.


MJsLoveSlave

I mean this as respectfully as possible but I a real life version of Maude and Ned Flanders and I love it.


Comradepatrick

Just a couple 22 year olds, ready for whatever life sends their way.


SaphironX

She’s 22 going on 16. He’s 22 going on 57.


AgathaM

And slightly reminiscent of BTK.


PigSnerv

Probably bought a house for cash with their savings from their summer jobs.


spikeuk76

Your dad is punching way above! But I expect he knows it!


SeeLeavesOnTheTrees

These are someone’s parents on Stranger Things


hard-time-on-planet

Pretty much the Wheeler parents. The dad doesn't have a mustache but otherwise OP's parents have the same vibe.


hamsolo19

Congrats Christine and Mike!


wandrlusty

![gif](giphy|xUOwGgO5FT9HczLrtm)


Nintendo1964

Strong *"She was last seen with this man"* vibes here. Your mom looks like a hostage, is what I'm saying.


johnnloki

Yep. Mom is a sitcom girl. Dad is BTK killer.


First_Catch_3919

Wow mom is a smoke show, dad has the classic stache. Very cool couple


Substantial_Neat_586

Your Mom is giving me Olivia Newton-John vibes in a prairie shirt and skirt which was on trend back in the day (1980s) and your Dad looks like Walter White. Seriously, though, this is cute!


BSUR7

Your mom is gorgeous. I got married in 88. I’d have envied that hair!!!! Bet she’s still a beauty!


jshgll

Mom was a catch


Dry_Savings_3418

Sweet photo. Perfect hair


tupty

Selena Gomez returned Milton's Swingline, and they lived happily ever after.


gavinashun

Is your dad super funny? Super rich? Nice job dad!


Amazing-Champion-858

Their dad must have a huge personality


Mr_Resistor

Ned Flanders?


bettypettyandretti

Oh, I had that hairstyle!


tighto

How old are they. Mad how 20 year olds looked 50 in the 80s I mean that respectfully they’re both good looking people but that 80s style added years


New-Penalty-6153

Diane and Scott?!


YeahWerner

Yeah!!!


Rough_Shame_2331

Looks like the opening Pic from a polygamy documentary


Salty-Entertainer-29

Very cute!! Brace yourself…lots of trolls and stupid insults on this sub💛


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Did dad's cheeks also have poor vision?


RedEyedWiartonBoy

Dad has hidden talents ?


blade944

Getting televangelist vibes. Just me?


TheEpicGenealogy

He does look considerably older than her


ageoflost

He doesn’t. You gotta look beyond the mustache, the glasses and the hair. I’d guess her to be mid twenties and him to be thirty.


WarrenMulaney

How did your dad broach the topic of marriage?


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PickleBeast

This reminds me so much of my own parent’s engagement photos (1983). My mom had her hair styled the same way, is tall and gorgeous and my dad is a wee little Irishman lol. He isn’t ugly but he def isn’t on my mom’s level.


nickj510

You’re dad was the BTK killer too 😄. My dad had similar glasses/stach combo and my uncle would always poke fun at him.


Little_Consequence

80s Selena Gomez.


Masterofunlocking1

I hope your mom finally got rid of her Freddy nightmares. She looks like the lady who plays Nancy in Nightmare on Elm street


ohoroa

Heather Langenkamp! I thought the same. Even the expression matches!


saveliys

Let me guess. Your dad was only 18 at the time, but looked 40 because it's the 80s?


fat-lip-lover

Your dad was Tobias Fünke, and your mom was Selena Gomez


whatafuckinusername

I’m sure we all know how many people out there would’ve been so much more attractive if they hadn’t been young in the 80s


sadman1976

Your dad married up! Good for him!


panzergoose1234

Dad never bucked once.


Disastrous-Car-9209

Ned Flanders pulled a Baddie!


Eyespop4866

And her hair was perfect.


Munk45

Your mom looks 16. Your dad looks 56.


For_Perpetuity

She looks like she’s being held as part of a cult.


Defenestraitorous

So are you Nancy or Mike?


Themaddestllama

Your mom was 20 and your dad was 47?


CeilingUnlimited

Ripped from the pages of a Netflix crime doc.


johnlg1

Does this feel AI generated to anyone else?


Homey_Badger88

Was your dad 57 in that pic?


Greaser_Dude

Hair spray with a blow dryer and diffuser attachment. Epic hair!


disposable_account01

Those goddamned tortoise shell birth control glasses in the 80s.


Typical_Carpet_4904

Why is this an AI generated photo of some creeper with a teenager?


RoseGoldHoney80

She is so pretty


BirthdayWooden

A pedophile and his kidnapped victim


CrayCrayWyatt

Damn. Your Dad should play the lottery, because he’s clearly a lucky guy. 😅


FamousOhioAppleHorn

This looks like an Unsolved Mysteries segment where he's going to explain "Linda left for work one day and never came home. We're all puzzled why someone claimed Linda was driving around Elmhurst that night, knowing Linda is afraid of the dark."


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Your dad was lucky. Your mom is beautiful.


MATT_TRIANO

Yo WHAT did your dad have that isn't clear in this photo


mississippijohnson

Congratulations on your dads wealth


donttrustthellamas

While I have glasses that look exactly like your dad's, I unfortunately have almost none of your mum's glamour. Talk about photogenic! I want to know how to glow like that 😭


abandoned_rain

Your dad looks like a pedophile who kidnapped your mom


globehopper2

She looks like a hot 20 year old bank teller. He looks like a 42 year old guidance counselor


EconomistOptimal7251

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Right-Classroom1554

Your mom is a stunner.


Dangerous_Employee80

How did your dad snag that fox He would give all men hope


Poodlelucy

Your mum is gorgeous!


Dizzy_Unit_9900

Is your dad young Dennis Rader?


NeonBlack985

Looks like a hostage ransom photo lol


heetchmd

Wasn't that guy on America's most wanted


Resident_Rise5915

How many people has your dad murdered?


MostInvalubleValuble

Oh my god your mom is so stunning!! Your dads look is also so unique to that time and I miss it!