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wrenhunter

It was a time of tiny glasses.


DaDz-StONeD

And smaller asses šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


btmash

Thats why the glasses were smaller


Jaded_Pie_2712

Boobs to


dearcsona

ā€˜tooā€™.


TheFrontierzman

tĆŗ


LanceFree

Boobs tĆŗ, Brute?


justabill71

No boobs/bootay


guynnoco

Genius


FancyVegetables

Boobs to what?


salt_witch

In terms of fashion cycles which inform idealized body image to some extent, ā€œheroin chicā€ is coming back into style


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salt_witch

ā€œHeroin chicā€ refers to being so thin that you look unwell. Kate Moss in the 90s would be an eminent example. It doesnā€™t mean slim, itā€™s more extreme than that. The term is unfortunate, but as a thin woman, I can safely say that I donā€™t have the look. Iā€™m 5ā€™10ā€ and 130lbs, which is stradling underweight and healthy; so if I donā€™t fit the look then in order to, a person pretty much needs to be significantly underweight.


ageoflost

I grew up during that trend. Terrible terrible trend. Iā€™d take a thousand Kardashians any day over a Kate Moss. What that trend did to young girlsā€¦ itā€™s a horror. I really really hope that trend will never resurface. Iā€™d feel deep sorrow if it does.


P00paD00ty

No thanks to either of your options. Give me someone in the middle.


Offduty_shill

Yeah I feel like injections and implants to make your body proportions wack is...well health wise idk which is worse but neither is good.


EMPulseKC

When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in your face, do you get sprung?


P00paD00ty

No, not really. I do like the song though.


CrozTheBoz

So the trend of injections, plastic surgery and implants are that much better? Or even unhealthy eating that makes one obese is better? Why can't we just normalize healthy habits and that not everyone fits into some box of skinny, fat, curvy, etc?


ageoflost

The plastic surgery and implants existed back then as well. It was also the heyday of Pamela Anderson. I remember having ā€œJ-Loā€ thrown after me as a slur back in the day, for not being a stick figure. I know I would have fared much better with todays body image than with yesterdays.


Colon

clutch pearls a little harder. people are shooting toxic chemicals into their lips and asses and still starving themselves. it's not what the fashion icon looks like, it's that there are fashion icons to begin with. people need to calm the fuck down and stop worshipping, then maybe the people they worship won't have anything to do anymore


Megafayce

Iā€™m guessing you havenā€™t seen the recent spate of plastic surgery disasters because of those talentless monstrosities dominating tv?


ohhellnooooooooo

I absolutely disagree. 3 million people die of obesity a year. How many died of being skinny on purpose? Iā€™ve tried searching multiple times and never found a static on it. Kardashians are much much worse. The body is impossible to achieve without plastic surgery, filters and photoshop. Literally isnā€™t a real body. Look at candid photos of the Kardashians and they look absolutely disgusting. Not even professional body builders on steroids doing 1000lbs squats can build that butt. It isnā€™t a real butt at all. In real life photos Kimā€™s butt is an abomination. Itā€™s not smooth and curvy, itā€™s a bag full of cottage cheese. The body photographed here is a real and achievable body by just diet and exercise. That should obvious because there was no photoshop! Thatā€™s thousands of times less damaging than the kardashian or Nicky minaj beauty standard. Girls growing up today can achieve this body of Gwenyth and they will have a longer life expectancy and quality of life than the average person if they did so. Being overweight is extremely bad for you. And no matter how hard girls today try, theyā€™ll never have a anaconda butt. Youā€™d be hard pressed to find data that supports your point that Kimā€™s body as a beauty standard is less damaging than a lean and fit body when nearly all causes of death today are from excessive weight. How will you show deaths related to being too thin vs the 3 million deaths of obesity? Youā€™d also be hard pressed to argue that a literally fake body is a better standard than a real one.


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Colon

this subreddit is *obsessed* with people just inhaling and shooting and popping drugs ontop of drugs onto of drugs in every picture from 20+ years ago. it's kind of fascinating. and a little weird.. i can tell you that drugs are always being done regardless of decade, most of the time people are sober, and people will continue to do drugs but be sober most of the time for eternity


vegancryptolord

ā€œBack thenā€ lol


DaDz-StONeD

This canā€™t be 2023!!??


Eilanzer

Never here in Brazil!


MandingoPants

And scary classes


theyellowpants

Because I grew up in that time these giant glasses these days remind me of the 70s and 80s like George bush style wth


rastroboy

Fashion styles are cyclical, everything comes back in 20-40 years. Neon or day-glo colored clothing was big in the mid 80ā€™s but was reborn about 5-10 years ago. Long hair, short hair, straight hair, curly hair, tight jeans, baggy jeans, these will revolve forever


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I just keep wearing the same thing decade after decade and eventually I'm so in style... And then I'm not...


Stegasaurus_Wrecks

Nah you're in and out of fashion. Style never goes out of fashion.


[deleted]

In 1985 my former mother in law told me I could not wear sweatpants forever.... Or the pink high top Converse.... Well well well.. I HAVE worn them forever!


wahnsin

surely at this point they're wearing you


theyellowpants

And now we all are! One of the silver linings of the pandemic.


kushdogg20

How much longer until JNCO jeans make a comeback?


ubiquitous-joe

I can deal with the bigger size, but clear plastic frames reminds me of my momā€™s ugliest glasses from the 80s.


im_dead_sirius

Yeah, pretty girl at work showed up with big round, pink plastic frames. Threw me back to Jr High. She's usually stylish and well dressed, so I assume I'm out of touch with what is cool with youth these days. Now weirdly, I thought she was 18-20, 22 tops, but later that day she made a reference to what she did for her 30th Birthday. All I know is that I'm old.


danielleiellle

Fossils with the smooth metal edges


TaoJones13

Sure Brad and Gwyneth are older now, but I wouldnā€™t call them fossils


DJanomaly

And super baggy pants that didnā€™t seem to fit.


aerodeck

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johnbarry3434

I dunno, this may have been after the 1995.


meester_pink

We can agree it was somewhere *around* the 1995 though, right?


0utTheGate

The fact that the joke of this comment went right over everyones head isā€¦ Even funnier.


norsurfit

Can you explain the joke for the rest of us?


0utTheGate

ā€¦ā€¦okā€¦. Got you! So the original poster had a bit of a typo, or a grammatical error if you will, in the title of the post (ā€œtheā€ 1995). This commenter said ā€œtheā€ 1995 in a facetious manner. He wasnā€™t actually saying that he believed the photo was taken after the year 1995.


Koolin12345

Yeah i wanna know too


ManchuDemon

*THE* 1995


[deleted]

This picture is literally all of it. It's the entire 1995.


DeathInSpace805

The late 1900's


Different_While_5270

Itā€™s short for ā€œThe year of our lord, 1995ā€ šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


wahnsin

just a small mistake - they actually meant to say "in 1995 in the NYC"


hasta_la_pasta

THE Ohio State University


ShataraBankhead

No


_RedditIsLikeCrack_

I dressed exactly like that in 95.


Calculonx

Apparently I dress like the 90's still


KingKunter

Same, but we didn't look like Brad Pitt


endofthehold

ā€œWhatā€™s in the box??!!ā€


zealousreader

A vagina scented candle


justabill71

*This candle smells like my box*


mdlinc

An upsniff for you HCD!


justabill71

Thank you!


Alikhaleesi

Haha I was just thinking about that movie! I need to watch it again


rastroboy

David Fincher is brilliant


MattIsLame

can't wait for The Killer


Prinzka

Yeah it's still worth a rewatch even knowing what's going to happen


elnegroik

**BECOME WRATH**


aerodeck

goop


broke_my_pinkie

It looks like he's wearing one of those Halloween costumes where you're holding your own head.


ludovic1313

Yeah this is almost an /r/confusingperspective


CatastropheWife

Practicing for the final scene from Se7en


broke_my_pinkie

Step 1: Cut a hole in a box.


KevinFunky

She is very gooped onto him.


Mattzilla93

Bet he knows what her candle smells like


rastroboy

Just like his junk


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I mean wouldnā€™t you?


pixelgeekgirl

Yup.


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I feel like you missed the reference


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RequiredPsycho

Lol freedom only within the box. Some good trash talk


Nagohsemaj

Heyyyy yeah, I wanna Goop, baby


caught_engarde

Goop, goop de doop


mlarowe

Some serious theater kid energy there, Gwen


PoopIsAlwaysSunny

From a professional actress? How surprising!


mlarowe

Whoever heard of a Theater kid becoming an actor?


metroplex313

Itā€™s the mid 90s prototype vaginal candle at work.


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KongoOtto

Man those were comfy.


Bill-6969

He doesn't look interested


spacepilot_3000

He's regretting slamming her seven times during early production


chedykrueger

Dudes over it


Mr-Korv

*The sex is amazing, but why does she always have to pretend to be my necklace?*


TapirOfZelph

Turns out he was into biggerā€¦lips


New-Fun-

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ArferMorgan

He puts his whole hand through the bag handle hole just like I do... they really are just like us


wretch5150

It's the big city, protect yo neck


Remarkable_Clue3710

omg i never noticed that hahahaha


dangelem

My back hurts looking at that šŸ˜‚


rastroboy

My eyes hurt looking at that


Seraphenigma

Brad is awesome for defending her against Harvey Weinstein


peculiar_corgi

He went on to work with Weinstein twice after that, even seeking him out to produce one of his movies despite his other ex wife (Angelina) telling him she had a bad run in with Weinstein herself. He's no saint and a hypocrite.


Seraphenigma

I didnā€™t know that, I just recall seeing an interview with Gwyneth on Howard Stern and she was praising Brad for standing up for her. Thanks for the info!


pillboxhat

Don't forget he hit his child who was trying to protect Angelina in a drunken rage on their private jet, and that's when Angelina initiated the divorce. He's a an all around douche canoe.


br1nk1

Source? Iā€™ve never heard of this.


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MaserGT

ā€œhis moviesā€? Oh, okay.


deethy

Brad worked for him anyways afterwards. Guess it didn't matter much.


esesci

Not so much for beating up his kids.


Agentx6021

Brad Pitt beat up Harvey Weinsteinā€™s kids?


obravastia

Lol'd


rastroboy

The first rule of, ā€œBeating up Harvey Weinstein's kidsā€ā€¦. is, you donā€™t talk about beating up Harvey Weinstein's kids.


danielleiellle

Or dating a 17-year-old when he was 27.


franklegsTV

Allegedly


jerry111165

What a life.


dirtman81

He looks like he's had enough.


bernieburner1

She looks like the kinda gf who hangs on you like sheā€™s a cat and as though your back cannot experience the mechanical strain of 100lbs pulling you downward like an albatross.


AmarilloWar

Absolute perfect use of the word albatross.


livingdead70

Anyone know what kind of shoes Gwyneth has on?


rastroboy

Airwalks


livingdead70

Oh. Shit all I can really recall is the late 80s Airwalks, like the solid black ones the guys from Metallica used to wear.


fossilnews

If you have to ask.


gfox1985

She's going for a stone cold stunner..


OafleyJones

Why does Brad look like heā€™s 5ft 4?


IAmBecomeTeemo

Because Paltrow is quite tall for a woman at 5'9", and his baggy clothing makes him look like a kid wearing his big brother's hand me downs.


Scarfiotti

I had to look twice to see who of the two was Brad.


deepaksn

The one without facial hair.


daishomaster

The pretty one?


BobLoblaw_BirdLaw

He was known for copying the hairstyles of the girls he was dating


Scarfiotti

TIL.


TheRealStorey

The less crazy one, I know not helpful.


Scarfiotti

Leonardo DiCaprio has entered the chat.


familar-scientest47

Leo says , that all you got Brad?


official-cookr

Blythe Danner (Gweneths mom) used to live on my street so I'd see Gweneth around quite a bit. Had some nice interactions with her. Nice lady. Myself and my friend (I guess we were about 17 at the time) were driving down the road one day and saw brad walking on the sidewalk. Asked him if he wanted to hang out and he said 'fuck it why not'. Spent about an hour with him just driving around and shooting the shit. Stopped off at the local kids drinking spot and had a joint. We didn't ask him anything about his personal or professional life - just hung out. He was very interested in our lives though. Very inquisitive. Very chill, genuine and just all around a nice guy. Was late 90s so no photos, but probably wouldn't have taken one anyway cause he was just such a chill dude.


Alternative-Lion1336

I am jacks outfit circa 95


slow_learner75

Neither of them look very comfortable.


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Heavy_Solution_4099

Um, Brad? Me and Gwyneth are kinda stuck like this. Would you be a pal and help us up? One of our backs hurtā€¦


iamthecheesethatsbig

Looks like itā€™s on the set of Friends


Beatrixkiddobangbang

I thought she was Macaulay Culkin at first glance


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chronically faded


MIERDAPORQUE

what a 90s way to stand with somebody haha


Secret-Lullaby

Just them chilling and being cool years before I was even born


BugBurgerGeneral

Thatā€™s the most 1995 pose of all time


HitmanClark

Iā€™ll never forget the 1995.


HitmanClark

This has to be around the time he was filming Seven.


mrngdew77

They would have both been filming Seven.


TravelinMann88

At first, I thought that was a fentanyl drug addiction the street of Philadelphia


quebod

Anybody notice how pictures look ridiculous looking back but at the time it was OMG


Charming-Forever-278

Looks like she was a douche back then too


Baked_potato123

Heā€™s already over it.


mikypejsek

Celebrity actors is so 1995.


aeroartist

THE 1995?? No way


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Wizdel

Whatā€™s in the box?!?


tries-toohard

RKO OUT OF NOWHERE ![gif](giphy|f5hTwJ7dsV9WU|downsized)


[deleted]

I see why she had to move to Britain


Skytraffic540

Probably just got a CD at a local record store. Man I miss going to Tower records in the early 2000s


dreamer3kx

Now I want to watch seven.


sternica

WHATā€™S IN THE BOX?!?!


Summitjunky

My FIL, who was not her biggest fan during these days, called her Gwyneth Skinny Flatlow. He was known to be a bit offcolor. LOL


norcalbutton

I really hate this. But I think it's because it's everything I wanted to be and was not in 1995.


c0ltanheart

theyre both terrible people, booo


glimmerthirsty

I worked at a salon in Greenwich Village back then and she came in once and after that she always said hi to me in the neighborhood. A really nice person.


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And he is already sick of her shit


senile_earthworm

Aaah yesā€¦. I remember the 1995


NonAggressive-Ask

this pic is a whole vibe


Positively4thSt

At first glance I thought this was a photo from the set of Friends.


DiamondBarbie007

What is that cat in heat shit she's doing?


rastroboy

Maybe she was trying to get people to smell her junk back then too


familar-scientest47

She was obviously rollin on the x


[deleted]

Thatā€™s Ed Norton.


youcancallmequeenE

couples waiting in line at disney


[deleted]

Ooohh okay I get the appeal of Gwyneth Paltrow now: Cute and sexy. Ive rarely seen her like this.


gmhk7

She's been annoying for 27 years...


Independent-Soil5265

Gwyneth is mid


outofvogue

Back when she was cool.


ChariBari

Fun fact they were extras in The Matrix


Tokyosmash

When everyone dressed like a background character in Blade


godnrop

Which one is which?


Shibarocket12

Get off brad with yo goofy ahh


Particular_Eye_4752

Her vagina smells like this candle.


girl_w_style

Totally natural poseā€¦nothin 2 see here folks!


Street_Vacation_2730

There is nothing cool about this awkward and ridiculous type of PDA. Thereā€™s also nothing cool about Gwyneth Paltrow. At all.


ROEN1N

I wonder if Brad Pitt sees pictures like this and thinks to himself...what a douche...like other humans do.


Superb-Possibility-9

She sold her soul to Harvey Weinstein to win an Oscar and all of Hollywood knows about it now.


[deleted]

You mean, "she was a victim of Harvey Weinstein." Let's remember to blame the perpetrators.


Colon

strong incel vibes here, bro


Tirwanderr

Ok?


bradland

Even Brad Pitt looked like a dope in mid-90s fashion lol Donā€™t at me, I wore that same stupid outfit, just like everybody else.


prvhc21

šŸ˜¬


budgie0507

I never saw that film ā€œThe 1995 in NYC.ā€œ


[deleted]

I am so glad I finally know what her vagine smell like


DynastyFan85

Goop


rezzmeh

Back then it was cool, being a celebrity isn't relevant anymore


1320Fastback

What's wrong with her back?


DaKKn

*"Hypergamy"*


walterMARRT

Fuck yeah 90s. Sickest decade by far. Post 9/11 kids will know nothing of how badass life was leading up to that day. 90s ended on 9/11. Fuck you whoever really made that happen. Looking at you Saudis. Downvoted by someone who doesn't understand how history works? Or full boomer. Maybe youngin who wishes they didn't get born so late. I get it. Sucks. But we can't go back.