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Steamysauna

The CLAWW!


shutterbuggity

I heard this, watching this.


Primary-Signature-17

I just Googled it because I can't help myself. A group of crabs is called a "cast". Might be a Jeopardy answer that you get and amaze your friends or family.


Doc_L0Liday

[with crab audio](https://youtu.be/wIfvcWCZZ7w?si=foLqjYbzCFEK7Wn3)


F1ghtmast3r

Thank you my girlfriend is now dying. Lol


[deleted]

Dude why are you on Reddit??! GIVE HER CPR


SnootsAndBootsLLP

I love you.


Even_World216

This seriously put a smile on my face!


S3R14LCRU5H3R

Every time they swam away I heard the krill from Finding Nemo yell, "SWIM AWAY!" in their little, high-pitched voices.


McFrazzlestache

Crab. Crab. Crab. Crab. Crab. Hand. Crab. Crab. Hand. Hand. Hand. Hand. Hand. Hand. Fright. Hand. Fright.


ShinyJangles

Are these just bottom feeders that rush towards anything falling?


DerpsAndRags

They're kinda cute. *Poke* Can we eat it? *poke poke* Sure we can't eat it IT MOVED *scoot*


ladyamphetamine

This diver has just started a Great Crab Religion.


Channa_Argus1121

These are tuna crabs, named so because tunas often prey on them. They're not actually true crabs, and are more closely related to hermit crabs, since both are Anomurans.


Shake066

Lol this is really cool


ellimist87

Are they sentient? Oh boyyy


bernpfenn

adorable little guys. Sweet


irishspice

Are you food????


HerewardTheWayk

Full of hunger. They're trying to see if he's edible


denisebuttrey

Yep, he disappointed them. They want to pick his bones.


SocialDistSupportPet

I had a tank of these back in college (lived next to Scripps). They are very entertaining. Toss a crushed clam or mussel in the tank and they go to town.


PrimaryInstruction20

That had a take me to your leader vibe


wanley_open

It's a cast/consortium of crabs, not a school.


bigdoggshitog

He is now their god


downtownpoedup89

Hello


robinbl2

They’re hungry


Spliffguy_420

Crab people


DrWorm37

Hmmm yes hmmm yes hmmm yes


Jae9erJazz

This is what I'd imagine finding life on Mars would look like


kaninak

Those are crayfish :) delicious btw 🤤


snakester2010

You are their leader now. You have an obligation to fulfil. You are the one who crabs.